Partly inspired by some lines in the 'magic apparel' thread, what are some funny magic related pick-up lines y'all can come up with? (I suppose it's appropriate that I put nsfw in the title so get creative ;)
Here's one to start:
"Baby can I target you with {Griptide}? Cuz I want you on top."
"If I was Venser, I'd flicker you every upkeep."
"Burn spells are red, counters are blue, combos are sweet, and so are you"
That must be your {hand of death} on my white weenie, because you know your happy to see me.
"Ach! Hans, it's the... prettiest girl I ever did see" ;)
I saw this online, I swear.
"Girl, you a {Goblim Arsonist}? 'Cuz you should put your arse-on-it.
I did not come up with that!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: Steerpike on October 16, 2013, 03:45:17 PM
"Ach! Hans, it's the... prettiest girl I ever did see" ;)
That's too corny even for me, and I'm one corny S-O-B.
Quote from: LadyGrixis on October 16, 2013, 03:36:50 PM
"If I was Venser, I'd flicker you every upkeep."
"Burn spells are red, counters are blue, combos are sweet, and so are you"
I'm so using that Venser quote lmfao
I literally made that up on the spot. Just because my love/lust for Venser is WORLD-CONSUMING!
Quote from: LadyGrixis on October 16, 2013, 07:54:29 PM
I literally made that up on the spot. Just because my love/lust for Venser is WORLD-CONSUMING!
I'm straight but I still love Venser .... Lol
Well I'm a woman and I have needs......Venser just so happens to meet all of mine.
Quote from: LadyGrixis on October 16, 2013, 08:46:26 PM
Well I'm a woman and I have needs......Venser just so happens to meet all of mine.
(0.0;; ) uhh... Maybe I should stay away from NSFW threads... I'm getting ideas :'(
Quote from: LadyGrixis on October 16, 2013, 08:46:26 PM
Well I'm a woman and I have needs......Venser just so happens to meet all of mine.
I'll dress up as venser if you let me flicker you :p.
"I'd tap that so hard, it wouldn't untap on your next untap step!"
Quote from: Anoobass on October 16, 2013, 08:52:10 PM
Quote from: LadyGrixis on October 16, 2013, 08:46:26 PM
Well I'm a woman and I have needs......Venser just so happens to meet all of mine.
I'll dress up as venser if you let me flicker you :p.
"I'd tap that so hard, it wouldn't untap on your next untap step!"
Well that escalated quickly...
I heard girls like big decks, wanna play with mine?
I say that "I top 8ed at the last FNM"
After that 1 of 2 things happens:
1. She gets turned on and we "have fun"
2. (More popular route) she says "what's FNM?"
So far 3 girls chose #2 and 0 have chose #1 :(
Quote from: Anoobass on October 16, 2013, 09:01:03 PM
I heard girls like big decks, wanna play with mine?
Ohhhhh... Eh...
Quote from: Anoobass on October 16, 2013, 09:01:03 PM
I heard girls like big decks, wanna play with mine?
Haha, "Hey baby. I got a deck so big you'd think I'm playin commander."
Or just leave a napkin at the bar with your iMtG username on it and "PM me"
Quote from: Steerpike on October 16, 2013, 09:43:13 PM
Or just leave a napkin at the bar with your iMtG username on it and "PM me"
Lmfao!!
Just go to a girl and say, "wanna see my Alpha {Black Lotus}?" Her knowing the price of that card thinks you're rich and goes home with you. :D
Anoobass, I'm rolling with laughter!
And since I will the roll, I get priority. So I choose to go first :D
Quote from: LadyGrixis on October 16, 2013, 09:49:46 PM
Anoobass, I'm rolling with laughter!
And since I will the roll, I get priority. So I choose to go first :D
You can go first, but I get to draw :p
I got 99 reasons why I'd let u be my general
Is your name Nissa? Because I'm your chosen. (Girls can use this one if they say Ajani instead)
Damn girl, you're hotter than {Chandra Ablaze} riding on a {Firestorm Phoenix} shooting {Fireball}s in the {Furnace of Rath}.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Good girls be warned. They call me the rod of ruin.
Quote from: ThassaDevoted on October 16, 2013, 10:51:23 PM
Good girls be warned. They call me the rod of ruin.
LOL! +1
Quote from: ThassaDevoted on October 16, 2013, 10:51:23 PM
Good girls be warned. They call me the rod of ruin.
Omg....could I touch your {Isochron Scepter}?...
Or would your {Essence Scatter} all over the place?
Quote from: LadyGrixis on October 16, 2013, 10:53:19 PM
Quote from: ThassaDevoted on October 16, 2013, 10:51:23 PM
Good girls be warned. They call me the rod of ruin.
Omg....could I touch your {Isochron Scepter}?...
You sure can. Do you mind if I go get my rod of spanking?
Quote from: LadyGrixis on October 16, 2013, 10:55:05 PM
Or would your {Essence Scatter} all over the place?
HA! *dead*
Quote from: LadyGrixis on October 16, 2013, 10:55:05 PM
Or would your {Essence Scatter} all over the place?
Haha. Maybe you would prefer a lash of the whip?
Me: "Hey can I buy you a drink?"
Girl: "I have a boyfriend."
Me: "I target hexproof creatures."
Girl: "... What?"
Me: "Oh sorry, I thought we were talking about things that don't make a difference."
That might have some {Unexpected Results}........but I actually prefer the {Bident of Thassa}.
Quote from: Steerpike on October 16, 2013, 11:19:34 PM
Me: "Hey can I buy you a drink?"
Girl: "I have a boyfriend."
Me: "I target hexproof creatures."
Girl: "... What?"
Me: "Oh sorry, I thought we were talking about things that don't make a difference."
SO MUCH YES! +1!!!
Quote from: LadyGrixis on October 16, 2013, 11:31:09 PM
That might have some {Unexpected Results}........but I actually prefer the {Bident of Thassa}.
I'd show you my bident but girls have been known to faint at dimir sight of it
^cleverly done
((That was gold.))
Maybe you can Rakdos brains of yours to find a solution.
I know this cant be a guild pun fight... Or Izzet?
Also I have an Evil Twin if you don't mind a Cordinated Assault
You're causing me much {Duress} sir.......so I'll have to {Ponder} on that one.
Sidenote, do you have an {Appetite for Brains}? And if you don't, then we could try some {Hands of Binding}...
God this is too much. I'm dying.
I do have a think for brains. But the bindings sounds more fun. Good thing I have the rack we can use.
Well look out for my Big Furry Monster! (Sadly, the brackets won't make it show....lol.)
Quote from: LadyGrixis on October 17, 2013, 12:09:56 AM
Well look out for my Big Furry Monster! (Sadly, the brackets won't make it show....lol.)
The mental image....
.....why?
Quote from: LordJanova on October 17, 2013, 12:13:23 AM
Quote from: LadyGrixis on October 17, 2013, 12:09:56 AM
Well look out for my Big Furry Monster! (Sadly, the brackets won't make it show....lol.)
The mental image....
.....why?
Lol, because it was a moment and I had to seize the opportunity. I'm so sorry for all of you that have to read this..... -pats-
The best way to deal with a BFM is a drop of honey
I hope you're not pro red, cause I'd love to hit you with my Flame Javeline
"I'd mulligan till I had my hands on you."
I'd love to play you with my {glitaxian probe} deck.
You must be Nessian because that is one nice asp
"I cost nothing to play, cuz I've got an affinity for you."
My God, this thread... I am at a serious loss for words.
LadyGrixis, I'm learning things about you that I am not sure how to process lol
Quote from: Gorzo on October 17, 2013, 06:51:27 AM
My God, this thread... I am at a serious loss for words.
LadyGrixis, I'm learning things about you that I am not sure how to process lol
Shhhhh, it's okay Gorzo -pets- :P
Quote from: ThassaDevoted on October 16, 2013, 10:55:47 PM
Quote from: LadyGrixis on October 16, 2013, 10:53:19 PM
Quote from: ThassaDevoted on October 16, 2013, 10:51:23 PM
Good girls be warned. They call me the rod of ruin.
Omg....could I touch your {Isochron Scepter}?...
You sure can. Do you mind if I go get my rod of spanking?
:'( this is getting weeeyuuuurd
Insanity Wolf has his own:
It doesn't matter the time of the month, ill still enter your {Blood Crypt} ;)
Also did anyone see that reddit post where all of the shock lands are just vagina euphemisms.
{Temple Garden}
{Blood Crypt}
{Sacred Foundry}
{Stomping Ground}
{Steam Vents}
{Overgrown Tomb} my personal favorite lol
{Hallowed Fountain}
{Godless Shrine} another favorite
{Breeding Pool} another good one
{Watery Grave}
I died when I first read this lol
Wow........this all makes perfect sense now.
The creators of MtG are pervs, bahahaha!
The imagery for each one is hilarious. Mtg is full of innuendoes.
My face hurts from laughing so much.
Right? My friend showed it to me and it was magical lol
Steam vents is ridiculous hahaha
{ACH! HANS, RUN!} THE {GOBBLING OOZE} IS {BREACH}ING THE {BREEDING PIT}!
Quote from: IceScythe on October 17, 2013, 12:00:56 PM
{ACH! HANS, RUN!} THE {GOBBLING OOZE} IS {BREACH}ING THE {BREEDING PIT}!
And that........is just too much ooze.
Imma turn that spawning pit into an ooze garden!
Holy .poo.. This thread is incredible. LadyGrixis, I think you have become my favorite iMtG user ever haha.
Eh gurl, I like yo moves, now let me show you my {biorhythm}
Quote from: Silent1236 on October 17, 2013, 12:16:09 PM
Holy .poo.. This thread is incredible. LadyGrixis, I think you have become my favorite iMtG user ever haha.
:)) <3
Hey now, she may be a {chosen of markov} but baby your the only one I'd choose.
Quote from: ConanEdo on October 17, 2013, 12:41:31 PM
Somewhat on topic, has anyone else noticed the phallic imagery in the Theros islands?
http://gatherer.wizards.com/pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=373595
Numbers 2+3 especially
Also, hey baby, are you from Rakdos, cause I want to have a {{Havoc Festival}} in your pants.
^^THIS^^
Is there a Mirror Gallery in your pants? Cause I know some legendaries that wanna go alpha on dat.
http://mtgpickuplines.tumblr.com/image/41587909738
I suppose I shouldn't be surprised it's been done before -___-
Hey baby, wanna go bant vs grixis tonight?
Quote from: ConanEdo on October 17, 2013, 01:51:54 PM
Quote from: Anoobass on October 17, 2013, 01:38:41 PM
Hey baby, wanna go bant vs grixis tonight?
I'll show you why I'm the exalted one and you're gonna find it unearthing.
I guess I'm Jund 'cuz I'm going to devour you!
This thread is just... Wrong :P lol
And yet, so so right.
I would tap you so hard you wouldn't untap during your next untap step ;)
Sacrifice all clothing
I attack with full trample damage.
"What's your special ability?"
"I'm unblockable...."
"So you're an Invisible Stalker!?"
"I'll let you touch my Stormbreath Dragon, but I warn you.....once I tap those mountains and make him Monsterous, it's over."
LOL
Sorry baby, I've been known to {channel} a bit too fastfor most to keep up ;)
You won't know what to do once I pull out my Pithing Needle.
Oh Lordy, not the dreaded PITHING NEEDLE!!!
I'll put you in my {Grafdigger's Cage}.
Quote from: LordJanova on October 17, 2013, 08:17:51 PM
I'll put you in my {Grafdigger's Cage}.
sounds rather painful... And unpleasant.... Y'know... Unless you're into that...
Quote from: LadyGrixis on October 17, 2013, 08:14:58 PM
Oh Lordy, not the dreaded PITHING NEEDLE!!!
That's what they all say ;)
After one night, you'll be calling me Lord of the Pit
Hey guuuuurl, wanna touch my {Ruination Wurm}?
Quote from: ThassaDevoted on October 16, 2013, 11:37:32 PM
Quote from: LadyGrixis on October 16, 2013, 11:31:09 PM
That might have some {Unexpected Results}........but I actually prefer the {Bident of Thassa}.
I'd show you my bident but girls have been known to faint at dimir sight of it
This literally made me spit out my beverage. As did the puns following it. I'm a sucker for a good pun!
^ good to know it was that funny.
Quote from: ThassaDevoted on October 17, 2013, 09:00:27 PM
After one night, you'll be calling me Lord of the Pit
That's awesome.
Your just like an island...perfect for my Levianthan
Want to meet my {Phyrexian Obliterator}? ;)
Quote from: S717 on October 17, 2013, 10:00:16 PM
Want to meet my {Phyrexian Obliterator}? ;)
It's no match for my ex-gf's {Voidmaw}.
I swear it's as big as a Wurms Tooth! Ok, more like a Sword of the Meek. But I can still hit you like an Earthquake
I'd tap that...
Is your name Serra? Cause I'd tap that so hard... Oh wait, you have vigilance :/
Quote from: Gorzo on October 17, 2013, 10:11:11 PM
Quote from: S717 on October 17, 2013, 10:00:16 PM
Want to meet my {Phyrexian Obliterator}? ;)
It's no match for my ex-gf's {Voidmaw}.
now that... Was uncalled for... XD
It's a good thing I can't fly, cause I'd love to fall into your Quicksand
We rock out when the blocks out.
I'm gonna {Murder} your {Doomgape}.
Quote from: Gorzo on October 17, 2013, 10:11:11 PM
Quote from: S717 on October 17, 2013, 10:00:16 PM
Want to meet my {Phyrexian Obliterator}? ;)
It's no match for my ex-gf's {Voidmaw}.
Hahaha that one got to me. {Void Maw}'s art is perfect for that, too!
ay gurl, we should play two headed giant, i'll summon my {armada wurm} in your {temple garden}
That sounds like a terrible idea.
babe, if you want to see my god of the sun, you better make sure you've got enough devotion
That's not very enchanting....it's not like i'm instantly drawn to your {Blasphemous Act}s.
Hey girl, let me show you my {reaper of the abyss}/{lord of the void} (either works).
{Desecration Demon} would work there too ;)
Quote from: LadyGrixis on October 18, 2013, 01:03:21 AM
{Desecration Demon} would work there too ;)
Yup. Also Y U SWICH PROFIL PICZ??!!11!!one!!1!!!
Now I have to get used to new images...
Lol, like the other one? Should I put it back?
Quote from: LadyGrixis on October 18, 2013, 01:11:10 AM
Lol, like the other one? Should I put it back?
I like all of them. The real way to solve this is to make more accounts and hire people to post as you with other profile pictures...
Quote from: LadyGrixis on October 18, 2013, 01:00:35 AM
That's not very enchanting....it's not like i'm instantly drawn to your {Blasphemous Act}s.
I'm sorry I suppose my {charisma} got the best of me. perhaps we should have a walk in the {flowering field}
Chat upon a {carpet of flowers} and show you that I can be a {soul charmer}
Quote from: Thetrufflehunter on October 18, 2013, 01:14:37 AM
Quote from: LadyGrixis on October 18, 2013, 01:11:10 AM
Lol, like the other one? Should I put it back?
I like all of them. The real way to solve this is to make more accounts and hire people to post as you with other profile pictures...
There can only be one of me, sadly. Or maybe I'm just not cool enough to have cronies. One of the two! Either way, I can always put it back. Now let me see your {Master Splicer}!
Quote from: LadyGrixis on October 18, 2013, 01:17:29 AM
Quote from: Thetrufflehunter on October 18, 2013, 01:14:37 AM
Quote from: LadyGrixis on October 18, 2013, 01:11:10 AM
Lol, like the other one? Should I put it back?
I like all of them. The real way to solve this is to make more accounts and hire people to post as you with other profile pictures...
There can only be one of me, sadly. Or maybe I'm just not cool enough to have cronies. One of the two! Either way, I can always put it back. Now let me see your {Master Splicer}!
Wouldn't a {blade Splicer} sound really uncomfortable?
Quote from: LadyGrixis on October 18, 2013, 01:17:29 AM
Quote from: Thetrufflehunter on October 18, 2013, 01:14:37 AM
Quote from: LadyGrixis on October 18, 2013, 01:11:10 AM
Lol, like the other one? Should I put it back?
I like all of them. The real way to solve this is to make more accounts and hire people to post as you with other profile pictures...
There can only be one of me, sadly. Or maybe I'm just not cool enough to have cronies. One of the two! Either way, I can always put it back. Now let me see your {Master Splicer}!
i think he's just trying to say your preeetty. which all in all is a truth.
Quote from: DirtyMustachio on October 18, 2013, 01:23:32 AM
Quote from: LadyGrixis on October 18, 2013, 01:17:29 AM
Quote from: Thetrufflehunter on October 18, 2013, 01:14:37 AM
Quote from: LadyGrixis on October 18, 2013, 01:11:10 AM
Lol, like the other one? Should I put it back?
I like all of them. The real way to solve this is to make more accounts and hire people to post as you with other profile pictures...
There can only be one of me, sadly. Or maybe I'm just not cool enough to have cronies. One of the two! Either way, I can always put it back. Now let me see your {Master Splicer}!
i think he's just trying to say your preeetty. which all in all is a truth.
You found me out :P
To be fair, she's not pretty, she's gorgeous. But she's taken so I'll have to just stay here in my {City of Solitude}...
I already have a girlfriend, but yes, LG is quite pretty. Congrats, you have stolen the hearts of basically all of the guys on imtg.
ive run out of out of likes for truffle and anoobass
You can always like a random post of mine for the next 34.7 weeks...
Awwww, Anoobass lol
Not sure if this fits here, but sophomore year high school I'd play against a lady friend and I'd always cast {Crystal Rod} and {Wooden Sphere} at the same time. She'd laugh and say " I see your wooden rod is out again"
Let's keep this sappy symposium civil.
I have a {Search Warrant} for your {Soul Conduit}....hopefully you won't {Mana Leak} all over my {Treasured Find}.
Sometimes I just can't contain my {Erratic Explosion}.
I'll try to keep it out of your {Witches' Eye}.
I don't trust my feelings of LG, after all she is a {Slave of Bolas}
Quote from: rarehuntertay on October 18, 2013, 12:07:34 PM
I don't trust my feelings of LG, after all she is a {Slave of Bolas}
Oh I thought she was a {markov's servant}
Omg, hahaha. Try getting past my {Golem's Heart} boys, it's not {Pure // Simple} task.
Quote from: Thetrufflehunter on October 18, 2013, 02:58:02 AM
I already have a girlfriend, but yes, LG is quite pretty. Congrats, you have stolen the hearts of basically all of the guys on imtg.
not mine
Quote from: LadyGrixis on October 18, 2013, 12:22:44 PM
Omg, hahaha. Try getting past my {Golem's Heart} boys, it's not {Pure // Simple} task.
FUUU. You changed your profile pic again. Didn't you have more auburn hair in the other pics?
Quote from: Thetrufflehunter on October 18, 2013, 06:36:17 PM
Quote from: LadyGrixis on October 18, 2013, 12:22:44 PM
Omg, hahaha. Try getting past my {Golem's Heart} boys, it's not {Pure // Simple} task.
FUUU. You changed your profile pic again. Didn't you have more auburn hair in the other pics?
Somebody's an {Prowling Nightstalker} lol
Quote from: Mattao19 on October 18, 2013, 08:37:10 PM
Quote from: Thetrufflehunter on October 18, 2013, 06:36:17 PM
Quote from: LadyGrixis on October 18, 2013, 12:22:44 PM
Omg, hahaha. Try getting past my {Golem's Heart} boys, it's not {Pure // Simple} task.
FUUU. You changed your profile pic again. Didn't you have more auburn hair in the other pics?
Somebody's an {Prowling Nightstalker} lol
Having a good memory and being a stalker are two different things 😳
Quote from: Thetrufflehunter on October 18, 2013, 08:38:53 PM
Quote from: Mattao19 on October 18, 2013, 08:37:10 PM
Quote from: Thetrufflehunter on October 18, 2013, 06:36:17 PM
Quote from: LadyGrixis on October 18, 2013, 12:22:44 PM
Omg, hahaha. Try getting past my {Golem's Heart} boys, it's not {Pure // Simple} task.
FUUU. You changed your profile pic again. Didn't you have more auburn hair in the other pics?
Somebody's an {Prowling Nightstalker} lol
Having a good memory and being a stalker are two different things 😳
Lol I know I'm just messing with plus I like magic puns :D
Yes! I got it cut and dyed yesterday :D
Quote from: LadyGrixis on October 18, 2013, 09:55:22 PM
Yes! I got it cut and dyed yesterday :D
did you change your profile pic twice in the last 24 hours? You are moving way too fast for me... I just can't keep up with all these... Sudden changes...
Quote from: IceScythe on October 19, 2013, 12:48:33 AM
Quote from: LadyGrixis on October 18, 2013, 09:55:22 PM
Yes! I got it cut and dyed yesterday :D
did you change your profile pic twice in the last 24 hours? You are moving way too fast for me... I just can't keep up with all these... Sudden changes...
Why does it confuse you? It's not like it's an insanely drastic change, every pic she's had has been of her, and I have to say she's very pretty in all of them ;)
Lol LG, just out of {Curiosity}, is it flattering, weird, or creepy to you that all these guys are trying a {Skillful Lunge} at you?
Side note: I had to stop myself from making a very bad {Plunge into darkness} joke there. Bad Gorzo. Bad, bad Gorzo.
It's definitely stupid-o'clock.
Quote from: Gorzo on October 19, 2013, 02:56:22 AM
Lol LG, just out of {Curiosity}, is it flattering, weird, or creepy to you that all these guys are trying a {Skillful Lunge} at you?
Side note: I had to stop myself from making a very bad {Plunge into darkness} joke there. Bad Gorzo. Bad, bad Gorzo.
It's definitely stupid-o'clock.
Lol you're right ... We all want dat First Strike DAAAAAAMN DAT 1st Strike ;)
It wasn't quite so {Sinister} until I checked back here and the thread had been renamed in response to my picture trigger.
Quote from: LadyGrixis on October 19, 2013, 06:39:47 AM
It wasn't quite so {Sinister} until I checked back here and the thread had been renamed in response to my picture trigger.
It looks like you may have to {render silent} them
Sorry, it wa just a little joke about the thread derailing :p
Quote from: Steerpike on October 19, 2013, 01:26:45 PM
Sorry, it wa just a little joke about the thread derailing :p
someone has a crush on LG
Quote from: Gorzo on October 19, 2013, 02:56:22 AMI had to stop myself from making a very bad {Plunge into darkness} joke there.
Look's like /.'s {goatse} too.
Quote from: Piotr on October 19, 2013, 03:32:18 PM
Quote from: Gorzo on October 19, 2013, 02:56:22 AMI had to stop myself from making a very bad {Plunge into darkness} joke there.
Look's like /.'s {goatse} too.
Hahahah it does.
Quote from: Taysby on October 19, 2013, 04:17:09 PM
Quote from: Piotr on October 19, 2013, 03:32:18 PM
Quote from: Gorzo on October 19, 2013, 02:56:22 AMI had to stop myself from making a very bad {Plunge into darkness} joke there.
Look's like /.'s {goatse} too.
What?
Google search "Goatse." But be warned, for it is extremely NSFW.
So so so wrong! Lol
Quote from: Mikefrompluto on October 19, 2013, 04:33:49 PM
Quote from: Taysby on October 19, 2013, 04:17:09 PM
Quote from: Piotr on October 19, 2013, 03:32:18 PM
Quote from: Gorzo on October 19, 2013, 02:56:22 AMI had to stop myself from making a very bad {Plunge into darkness} joke there.
Look's like /.'s {goatse} too.
What?
Google search "Goatse." But be warned, for it is extremely NSFW.
Please refrain, you will never be the same. Goatse scars you for life.
That happened a long time ago when I accidentally saw my sister naked. Nothing is worse than that.
Allllllrighty then
Back to work...
Hey baby, wanna go back to my place and play with my {Staff of the Wild Magus}.
So, this actually happened at game day tonight (err last night, it's 5am now).
My standard match finished fast, and I wanted to play against the Theros Hydra event deck again for fun. So, without thinking, I said to my opponent:
"Good games, man! Now if you'll excuse me, I think I'm gonna go smack the hydra around for a bit."
The guy next to me just started laughing, and added "that sounded SO wrong!" We all started laughing, and my instinct was to add:
"What? I'm just gonna smack the hydra around a little. I have to go to the parking lot for that, right?"
You're welcome.
Quote from: Gorzo on October 20, 2013, 05:19:03 AM
So, this actually happened at game day tonight (err last night, it's 5am now).
My standard match finished fast, and I wanted to play against the Theros Hydra event deck again for fun. So, without thinking, I said to my opponent:
"Good games, man! Now if you'll excuse me, I think I'm gonna go smack the hydra around for a bit."
The guy next to me just started laughing, and added "that sounded SO wrong!" We all started laughing, and my instinct was to add:
"What? I'm just gonna smack the hydra around a little. I have to go to the parking lot for that, right?"
You're welcome.
That's hilarious.
{Akki drillmaster}
Art nsfw
I'll be your Akki Drillmaster ;)
Come back to my place and ill introduce your {Tenple Garden} to my {Throne of Bone} ;)
I'll give you a few lashes with my {whip of erebos}.
Ild tap you so hard babe you would call me venser ;)
I'd tap you so hard you'd think I was {Entangling Vines}
I'll put you in my {Vedalken Shackles}.
This is becoming more BDSM then anything...kinda kinky...I like kinky.
Quote from: Anoobass on October 20, 2013, 11:01:47 PM
This is becoming more BDSM then anything...kinda kinky...I like kinky.
I like kinky too.
Quote from: Anoobass on October 20, 2013, 11:01:47 PM
This is becoming more BDSM then anything...kinda kinky...I like kinky.
What's BDSM?
You don't want to know ...
BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
... No you aren't old enough
Quote from: Mattao19 on October 21, 2013, 02:43:47 PM
... No you aren't old enough
._. I think I am... How old need I be?
So since May you turned 13 ... Still not old enough
Quote from: Mattao19 on October 21, 2013, 02:57:06 PM
So since May you turned 13 ... Still not old enough
:( lol
Quote from: Mattao19 on October 21, 2013, 03:04:36 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on October 21, 2013, 03:00:20 PM
Quote from: Mattao19 on October 21, 2013, 02:57:06 PM
So since May you turned 13 ... Still not old enough
:( lol
Just stick to magic lol :D
You are lucky my google isn't working. Lol, I wouldn't. I'll just... Sit in this corner here...
Look it up but it's just wrong and gross lol
Quote from: Mattao19 on October 21, 2013, 03:12:28 PM
Look it up but it's just wrong and gross lol
Nope, I'll just... Sit here...
Good boy
Quote from: Mattao19 on October 21, 2013, 03:12:28 PM
Look it up but it's just wrong and gross lol
Different strokes for different folks. If BDSM is practiced between two (or more) consenting individuals, then what makes that wrong? If it's not your thing then you can say it's gross, but wrong? Nah.
Quote from: Mikefrompluto on October 21, 2013, 03:28:28 PM
Quote from: Mattao19 on October 21, 2013, 03:12:28 PM
Look it up but it's just wrong and gross lol
Different strokes for different folks. If BDSM is practiced between two (or more) consenting individuals, then what makes that wrong? If it's not your thing then you can say it's gross, but wrong? Nah.
I guess you're right. I shouldn't judge. As long as its consensual. But I feel like in life it isn't always and that's where I have a problem with it.
Sorry if I offended people :(
No offense here.
If it's not consensual, then it's rape. Which is miles apart from BDSM. SM has two components to it. Rape has one. Rape is definitely wrong.
True but I feel like one party isn't comfortable with it like its sexual torture in my eyes
Dude, masochism literally means getting sexual pleasure from being made psychically uncomfortable or "tortured."
Quote from: Mikefrompluto on October 21, 2013, 03:59:04 PM
Dude, masochism literally means getting sexual pleasure from being made psychically uncomfortable or "tortured."
guess I'm a masochist then
Annnndddddd, now there's a rape vibe. This is awkward.
Quote from: LadyGrixis on October 21, 2013, 04:13:49 PM
Annnndddddd, now there's a rape vibe. This is awkward.
Yeah it's getting a bit dark in here, especially with bright eyed youngsters around.
Quote from: Mikefrompluto on October 21, 2013, 04:17:27 PM
Quote from: LadyGrixis on October 21, 2013, 04:13:49 PM
Annnndddddd, now there's a rape vibe. This is awkward.
Yeah it's getting a bit dark in here, especially with bright eyed youngsters around.
So this is a great time to bring up necrophilia, right?
Quote from: #noided on October 21, 2013, 04:43:18 PM
Quote from: Mikefrompluto on October 21, 2013, 04:17:27 PM
Quote from: LadyGrixis on October 21, 2013, 04:13:49 PM
Annnndddddd, now there's a rape vibe. This is awkward.
Yeah it's getting a bit dark in here, especially with bright eyed youngsters around.
So this is a great time to bring up necrophilia, right?
not nesicarily. I think mike was hinting its a good time to change the subject
Hey, I'm not here to police anyone. The thread is labeled NSFW and will be treated accordingly by me (pending iMtG law is not broken.) I was just commenting on the darkness of the mood.
Quote from: Mikefrompluto on October 21, 2013, 04:52:15 PM
Hey, I'm not here to police anyone. The thread is labeled NSFW and will be treated accordingly by me (pending iMtG law is not broken.) I was just commenting on the darkness of the mood.
is that what that means? Ok whatever
Quote from: #noided on October 21, 2013, 04:43:18 PM
Quote from: Mikefrompluto on October 21, 2013, 04:17:27 PM
Quote from: LadyGrixis on October 21, 2013, 04:13:49 PM
Annnndddddd, now there's a rape vibe. This is awkward.
Yeah it's getting a bit dark in here, especially with bright eyed youngsters around.
So this is a great time to bring up necrophilia, right?
Is there such a thing as NOT a great time to bring up necrophilia?
Quote from: Mikefrompluto on October 21, 2013, 05:02:36 PM
Quote from: #noided on October 21, 2013, 04:43:18 PM
Quote from: Mikefrompluto on October 21, 2013, 04:17:27 PM
Quote from: LadyGrixis on October 21, 2013, 04:13:49 PM
Annnndddddd, now there's a rape vibe. This is awkward.
Yeah it's getting a bit dark in here, especially with bright eyed youngsters around.
So this is a great time to bring up necrophilia, right?
Is there such a thing as NOT a great time to bring up necrophilia?
Yes. Now.
Quote from: LadyGrixis on October 21, 2013, 05:06:34 PM
Quote from: Mikefrompluto on October 21, 2013, 05:02:36 PM
Quote from: #noided on October 21, 2013, 04:43:18 PM
Quote from: Mikefrompluto on October 21, 2013, 04:17:27 PM
Quote from: LadyGrixis on October 21, 2013, 04:13:49 PM
Annnndddddd, now there's a rape vibe. This is awkward.
Yeah it's getting a bit dark in here, especially with bright eyed youngsters around.
So this is a great time to bring up necrophilia, right?
Is there such a thing as NOT a great time to bring up necrophilia?
Yes. Now.
Exactly.
Oh my, how this thread has turned. Maybe I can save it if I show everyone my {Tree of Redemption}?
Quote from: LadyGrixis on October 21, 2013, 04:13:49 PM
Annnndddddd, now there's a rape vibe. This is awkward.
Stay close to me I will give you {Safe Passage} through this dark place ;)
Quote from: Gorzo on October 21, 2013, 05:09:00 PM
Oh my, how this thread has turned. Maybe I can save it if I show everyone my {Tree of Redemption}?
Nice one lol and am I the only one who really lives that card? It's just fun lol
Quote from: Gorzo on October 21, 2013, 05:09:00 PM
Oh my, how this thread has turned. Maybe I can save it if I show everyone my {Tree of Redemption}?
Not likely, if you look in the background of the art you can see {Helvault}
Her eyes are beautiful, like {mix emerald}s
Only if you show me your {Silvergill Douser}...
Not sure if I'm cool with all this wild beast master nonsense.... Furries, bdsm, necrophillia... Btw look at how suggestive this art work could be{seething song} who knew Chandra was capable if that.... Had to do it....
She's a ginger. You know what they say about gingers ;)
Back off {Wild Beastmaster} she's mine and I blood rush her every night so she can pump my guys!
This non sequitur conversation, as well as her {brain storm} are making me have a {mental misstep}...what were we talkin about again?
Quote from: LadyGrixis on October 21, 2013, 06:01:30 PM
Only if you show me your {Silvergill Douser}...
Only in exchange for some {Teetering Peaks}.
Quote from: Birdbrain on October 21, 2013, 07:00:06 PM
...what were we talkin about again?
{Naked Singularity}, and what happens during it.
Seriously, how has this card not been brought up yet? It has naked in the name ffs.
Quote from: Gorzo on October 21, 2013, 07:24:27 PM
Quote from: Birdbrain on October 21, 2013, 07:00:06 PM
...what were we talkin about again?
{Naked Singularity}, and what happens during it.
Seriously, how has this card not been brought up yet? It has naked in the name ffs.
poor guy lost all his coconut milk...
Quote from: Gorzo on October 21, 2013, 07:24:27 PM
Quote from: LadyGrixis on October 21, 2013, 06:01:30 PM
Only if you show me your {Silvergill Douser}...
Only in exchange for some {Teetering Peaks}.
Quote from: Birdbrain on October 21, 2013, 07:00:06 PM
...what were we talkin about again?
{Naked Singularity}, and what happens during it.
Seriously, how has this card not been brought up yet? It has naked in the name ffs.
It's the singularity part that people don't like
As long as we can end up with {Sen Triplets}.
I've been completely {Traumatize}d by this thread.....time to {Rewind} so I can {Unsummon} all of these {Last Thoughts}.
Quote from: LadyGrixis on October 21, 2013, 10:49:10 PM
I've been completely {Traumatize}d by this thread.....time to {Rewind} so I can {Unsummon} all of these {Last Thoughts}.
I agree, and on that note as we have rewound, would you like to hold my {Moonsilver Spear}?
"Beware, I do the dirty like {Death's Shadow}."
"...what do you mean?"
"I'm biggest when I'm closest to the end."
Quote from: Birdbrain on October 21, 2013, 04:01:48 PM
Quote from: Mikefrompluto on October 21, 2013, 03:59:04 PM
Dude, masochism literally means getting sexual pleasure from being made psychically uncomfortable or "tortured."
guess I'm a masochist then
Would you agree to obey iMtG Law in your real life? I do.
Quote from: Noblellama on October 22, 2013, 02:54:28 PM
Quote from: Piotr on October 22, 2013, 10:36:02 AM
Quote from: Birdbrain on October 21, 2013, 04:01:48 PM
Quote from: Mikefrompluto on October 21, 2013, 03:59:04 PM
Dude, masochism literally means getting sexual pleasure from being made psychically uncomfortable or "tortured."
guess I'm a masochist then
Would you agree to obey iMtG Law in your real life? I do.
trying to convert us to the dark side...
Oh, I'm already there. It's fun, we have cookies! :))
You guys need to be careful, you might catch {Hedron Crab}s or the {Spreading Plague} if you aren't.
Quote from: IceScythe on October 22, 2013, 05:20:00 PM
You guys need to be careful, you might catch {Hedron Crab}s or the {Spreading Plague} if you aren't.
There's probably a {Mother of Runes} in your area that can provide protection
Quote from: S717 on October 22, 2013, 08:08:56 PM
Quote from: IceScythe on October 22, 2013, 05:20:00 PM
You guys need to be careful, you might catch {Hedron Crab}s or the {Spreading Plague} if you aren't.
There's probably a {Mother of Runes} in your area that can provide protection
lol XD too bad she can be {Smother}ed quite easily under a {Staff of Domination}. Yeah, he'd tap that.
:(( poor mother!!!
Baby I'd go to the {Death Pits of Rath} for you.
Quote from: Piotr on October 22, 2013, 10:36:02 AM
Quote from: Birdbrain on October 21, 2013, 04:01:48 PM
Quote from: Mikefrompluto on October 21, 2013, 03:59:04 PM
Dude, masochism literally means getting sexual pleasure from being made psychically uncomfortable or "tortured."
guess I'm a masochist then
Would you agree to obey iMtG Law in your real life? I do.
yes
Quote from: Rasser on October 23, 2013, 05:21:48 AM
Baby I'd go to the {Death Pits of Rath} for you.
And I'd go {Into the Maw of Hell} for you <3
Quote from: Birdbrain on October 23, 2013, 08:11:58 AM
Quote from: Piotr on October 22, 2013, 10:36:02 AM
Quote from: Birdbrain on October 21, 2013, 04:01:48 PM
Quote from: Mikefrompluto on October 21, 2013, 03:59:04 PM
Dude, masochism literally means getting sexual pleasure from being made psychically uncomfortable or "tortured."
guess I'm a masochist then
Would you agree to obey iMtG Law in your real life? I do.
yes
Do you mind being a Hand, please?
Quote from: Piotr on October 23, 2013, 09:45:46 AM
Quote from: Birdbrain on October 23, 2013, 08:11:58 AM
Quote from: Piotr on October 22, 2013, 10:36:02 AM
Quote from: Birdbrain on October 21, 2013, 04:01:48 PM
Quote from: Mikefrompluto on October 21, 2013, 03:59:04 PM
Dude, masochism literally means getting sexual pleasure from being made psychically uncomfortable or "tortured."
guess I'm a masochist then
Would you agree to obey iMtG Law in your real life? I do.
yes
Do you mind being a Hand, please?
ok
🎉🎉🌟✨🎈
I'm curious though, why ask me to be a hand all of a sudden?
Quote from: Birdbrain on October 23, 2013, 10:45:39 AM
I'm curious though, why ask me to be a hand all of a sudden?
The Mod Squad all thought you'd be a nice fit.
Quote from: Mikefrompluto on October 23, 2013, 10:47:14 AM
Quote from: Birdbrain on October 23, 2013, 10:45:39 AM
I'm curious though, why ask me to be a hand all of a sudden?
Mod Squad
Good name! Also, do you have a modmobile?lol. And woot! Congrats! 🎂
Quote from: Mlerner12 on October 23, 2013, 10:53:39 AM
Quote from: Mikefrompluto on October 23, 2013, 10:47:14 AM
Quote from: Birdbrain on October 23, 2013, 10:45:39 AM
I'm curious though, why ask me to be a hand all of a sudden?
Mod Squad
Good name! Also, do you have a modmobile?lol. And woot! Congrats! 🎂
I can not be credited for coining the term Mod Squad. That goes to Langku. We do, however, have a Modmobile. And a Modphone. And a Mod-a-rang.
Too far?
Quote from: Mikefrompluto on October 23, 2013, 10:59:01 AM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on October 23, 2013, 10:53:39 AM
Quote from: Mikefrompluto on October 23, 2013, 10:47:14 AM
Quote from: Birdbrain on October 23, 2013, 10:45:39 AM
I'm curious though, why ask me to be a hand all of a sudden?
Mod Squad
Good name! Also, do you have a modmobile?lol. And woot! Congrats! 🎂
I can not be credited for coining the term Mod Squad. That goes to Langku. We do, however, have a Modmobile. And a Modphone. And a Mod-a-rang.
Too far?
Clever. Is there a Modcave? And who's the joker, since it seems very batman ;)
Quote from: CbStrad on October 23, 2013, 11:01:51 AM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on October 23, 2013, 11:00:29 AM
Quote from: Mikefrompluto on October 23, 2013, 10:59:01 AM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on October 23, 2013, 10:53:39 AM
Quote from: Mikefrompluto on October 23, 2013, 10:47:14 AM
Quote from: Birdbrain on October 23, 2013, 10:45:39 AM
I'm curious though, why ask me to be a hand all of a sudden?
Mod Squad
Good name! Also, do you have a modmobile?lol. And woot! Congrats! 🎂
I can not be credited for coining the term Mod Squad. That goes to Langku. We do, however, have a Modmobile. And a Modphone. And a Mod-a-rang.
Too far?
Clever. Is there a Modcave? And who's the joker, since it seems very batman ;)
BlackJester! XD
;) lol
Quote from: Mikefrompluto on October 23, 2013, 10:47:14 AM
Quote from: Birdbrain on October 23, 2013, 10:45:39 AM
I'm curious though, why ask me to be a hand all of a sudden?
The Mod Squad all thought you'd be a nice fit.
ok. Thanks
Congrats birdbrain :)
Are you from {Serra's Sanctum} because you look like an angel to me.
And if that works try
Can I put my {Endless Wurm} in your {Yawning Fissure}.
Don't forget to wear your {Protective Bubble} or you will get a {Rotting Fensnake}
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTkm5u1-RIop_6h8I9r4nJYqzAbWMzA8JyNbqJDnwMJDjjCiNbmsQ)
Haha, Ral's a stud
Quote from: Mlerner12 on October 24, 2013, 07:12:00 AM
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTkm5u1-RIop_6h8I9r4nJYqzAbWMzA8JyNbqJDnwMJDjjCiNbmsQ)
The way he's holding his hand looks like he just went {One Thousand Lashes} on his {Fire Snake}.
He's giving his {Skeletal Snake} the ol {Death Stroke}.
So my girlfriend was talking about being a greek goddess for Halloween.
The first thing I thought of was making a Spear of Heliod joke.
Thank you iMtG
Lmao
No problem we're here to help...
Hey Girl, You're hotter than the bottom of my laptop