Magic pick-up lines/puns(NSFW)

[Birdbrain]

Dude, masochism literally means getting sexual pleasure from being made psychically uncomfortable or "tortured."

guess I'm a masochist then

Would you agree to obey iMtG Law in your real life? I do.

yes

Do you mind being a Hand, please?

ok

[Mikefrompluto]

🎉🎉🌟✨🎈

[Birdbrain]

I'm curious though, why ask me to be a hand all of a sudden?

[Mikefrompluto]

I'm curious though, why ask me to be a hand all of a sudden?

The Mod Squad all thought you'd be a nice fit.

[Mlerner12]

I'm curious though, why ask me to be a hand all of a sudden?

Mod Squad

Good name! Also, do you have a modmobile?lol. And woot! Congrats! 🎂

[Mikefrompluto]

I'm curious though, why ask me to be a hand all of a sudden?

Mod Squad

Good name! Also, do you have a modmobile?lol. And woot! Congrats! 🎂

I can not be credited for coining the term Mod Squad. That goes to Langku. We do, however, have a Modmobile. And a Modphone. And a Mod-a-rang.

Too far?

[Mlerner12]

I'm curious though, why ask me to be a hand all of a sudden?

Mod Squad

Good name! Also, do you have a modmobile?lol. And woot! Congrats! 🎂

I can not be credited for coining the term Mod Squad. That goes to Langku. We do, however, have a Modmobile. And a Modphone. And a Mod-a-rang.

Too far?

Clever. Is there a Modcave? And who's the joker, since it seems very batman

[Mlerner12]

I'm curious though, why ask me to be a hand all of a sudden?

Mod Squad

Good name! Also, do you have a modmobile?lol. And woot! Congrats! 🎂

I can not be credited for coining the term Mod Squad. That goes to Langku. We do, however, have a Modmobile. And a Modphone. And a Mod-a-rang.

Too far?

Clever. Is there a Modcave? And who's the joker, since it seems very batman

BlackJester! XD

lol

[Birdbrain]

I'm curious though, why ask me to be a hand all of a sudden?

The Mod Squad all thought you'd be a nice fit.

ok. Thanks

[Vampyvyrus]

Congrats birdbrain

[Rasser]

Are you from  {Serra's Sanctum} because you look like an angel to me.

And if that works try

Can I put my  {Endless Wurm} in your  {Yawning Fissure}.

Don't forget to wear your  {Protective Bubble} or you will get a  {Rotting Fensnake}

[Mlerner12]

[Steerpike]

Haha, Ral's a stud

[Mikefrompluto]

The way he's holding his hand looks like he just went {One Thousand Lashes} on his {Fire Snake}.

He's giving his {Skeletal Snake} the ol {Death Stroke}.

[Steerpike]

So my girlfriend was talking about being a greek goddess for Halloween.
The first thing I thought of was making a Spear of Heliod joke.

Thank you iMtG