Magic pick-up lines/puns(NSFW)

Started by Steerpike, October 16, 2013, 03:28:58 PM

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MarduArrow

#210
October 21, 2013, 08:05:43 PM
Quote from: Gorzo on October 21, 2013, 07:24:27 PM
Quote from: LadyGrixis on October 21, 2013, 06:01:30 PM
Only if you show me your {Silvergill Douser}...

Only in exchange for some {Teetering Peaks}.

Quote from: Birdbrain on October 21, 2013, 07:00:06 PM
...what were we talkin about again?

{Naked Singularity}, and what happens during it.

Seriously, how has this card not been brought up yet? It has naked in the name ffs.

It's the singularity part that people don't like

Anoobass

#211
October 21, 2013, 09:57:08 PM
As long as we can end up with {Sen Triplets}.

LadyGrixis

#212
October 21, 2013, 10:49:10 PM
I've been completely {Traumatize}d by this thread.....time to {Rewind} so I can {Unsummon} all of these {Last Thoughts}.

MarduArrow

#213
October 22, 2013, 02:10:03 AM
Quote from: LadyGrixis on October 21, 2013, 10:49:10 PM
I've been completely {Traumatize}d by this thread.....time to {Rewind} so I can {Unsummon} all of these {Last Thoughts}.

I agree, and on that note as we have rewound, would you like to hold my  {Moonsilver Spear}?

Steerpike

#214
October 22, 2013, 03:01:18 AM
"Beware, I do the dirty like {Death's Shadow}."

"...what do you mean?"

"I'm biggest when I'm closest to the end."

Piotr

#215
October 22, 2013, 10:36:02 AM
Quote from: Birdbrain on October 21, 2013, 04:01:48 PM
Quote from: Mikefrompluto on October 21, 2013, 03:59:04 PM
Dude, masochism literally means getting sexual pleasure from being made psychically uncomfortable or "tortured."
guess I'm a masochist then

Would you agree to obey iMtG Law in your real life? I do.

Mlerner12

#216
October 22, 2013, 02:56:55 PM
Quote from: Noblellama on October 22, 2013, 02:54:28 PM
Quote from: Piotr on October 22, 2013, 10:36:02 AM
Quote from: Birdbrain on October 21, 2013, 04:01:48 PM
Quote from: Mikefrompluto on October 21, 2013, 03:59:04 PM
Dude, masochism literally means getting sexual pleasure from being made psychically uncomfortable or "tortured."
guess I'm a masochist then

Would you agree to obey iMtG Law in your real life? I do.
trying to convert us to the dark side...
Oh, I'm already there. It's fun, we have cookies! :))

Apathy Reactor

#217
October 22, 2013, 05:20:00 PM
You guys need to be careful, you might catch  {Hedron Crab}s or the {Spreading Plague} if you aren't.

MarduArrow

#218
October 22, 2013, 08:08:56 PM
Quote from: IceScythe on October 22, 2013, 05:20:00 PM
You guys need to be careful, you might catch  {Hedron Crab}s or the {Spreading Plague} if you aren't.

There's probably a  {Mother of Runes} in your area that can provide protection

Apathy Reactor

#219
October 22, 2013, 10:52:43 PM
Quote from: S717 on October 22, 2013, 08:08:56 PM
Quote from: IceScythe on October 22, 2013, 05:20:00 PM
You guys need to be careful, you might catch  {Hedron Crab}s or the {Spreading Plague} if you aren't.

There's probably a  {Mother of Runes} in your area that can provide protection
lol XD too bad she can be {Smother}ed quite easily under a {Staff of Domination}. Yeah, he'd tap that.

LadyGrixis

#220
October 22, 2013, 11:31:16 PM
:(( poor mother!!!

Rasser

#221
October 23, 2013, 05:21:48 AM
Baby I'd go to the  {Death Pits of Rath} for you.

Birdbrain

#222
October 23, 2013, 08:11:58 AM
Quote from: Piotr on October 22, 2013, 10:36:02 AM
Quote from: Birdbrain on October 21, 2013, 04:01:48 PM
Quote from: Mikefrompluto on October 21, 2013, 03:59:04 PM
Dude, masochism literally means getting sexual pleasure from being made psychically uncomfortable or "tortured."
guess I'm a masochist then

Would you agree to obey iMtG Law in your real life? I do.
yes

LadyGrixis

#223
October 23, 2013, 09:16:35 AM
Quote from: Rasser on October 23, 2013, 05:21:48 AM
Baby I'd go to the  {Death Pits of Rath} for you.

And I'd go {Into the Maw of Hell} for you <3

Piotr

#224
October 23, 2013, 09:45:46 AM
Quote from: Birdbrain on October 23, 2013, 08:11:58 AM
Quote from: Piotr on October 22, 2013, 10:36:02 AM
Quote from: Birdbrain on October 21, 2013, 04:01:48 PM
Quote from: Mikefrompluto on October 21, 2013, 03:59:04 PM
Dude, masochism literally means getting sexual pleasure from being made psychically uncomfortable or "tortured."
guess I'm a masochist then

Would you agree to obey iMtG Law in your real life? I do.
yes

Do you mind being a Hand, please?
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