Magic pick-up lines/puns(NSFW)

[ThassaDevoted]

^ good to know it was that funny.

[LordJanova]

After one night, you'll be calling me Lord of the Pit

That's awesome.

[ThassaDevoted]

Your just like an island...perfect for my Levianthan

[MarduArrow]

Want to meet my  {Phyrexian Obliterator}?

[Gorzo]

Want to meet my  {Phyrexian Obliterator}?

It's no match for my ex-gf's {Voidmaw}.

[ThassaDevoted]

I swear it's as big as a Wurms Tooth! Ok, more like a Sword of the Meek. But I can still hit you like an Earthquake

[FlickerYourOwnIdentity]

I'd tap that...

[ThassaDevoted]

Is your name Serra? Cause I'd tap that so hard... Oh wait, you have vigilance :/

[Apathy Reactor]

Want to meet my  {Phyrexian Obliterator}?

It's no match for my ex-gf's {Voidmaw}.

now that... Was uncalled for... XD

[ThassaDevoted]

It's a good thing I can't fly, cause I'd love to fall into your Quicksand

[Wingnut]

We rock out when the blocks out.

I'm gonna  {Murder} your  {Doomgape}.

[Silent1236]

Want to meet my  {Phyrexian Obliterator}?

It's no match for my ex-gf's {Voidmaw}.

Hahaha that one got to me. {Void Maw}'s art is perfect for that, too!

[DirtyMustachio]

ay gurl, we should play two headed giant, i'll summon my {armada wurm} in your {temple garden}

[LadyGrixis]

That sounds like a terrible idea.

[DirtyMustachio]

babe, if you want to see my god of the sun, you better make sure you've got enough devotion