Magic pick-up lines/puns(NSFW)

Started by Steerpike, October 16, 2013, 03:28:58 PM

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Mlerner12

#15
October 16, 2013, 09:03:48 PM
Quote from: Anoobass on October 16, 2013, 09:01:03 PM
I heard girls like big decks, wanna play with mine?
Ohhhhh... Eh...

Steerpike

#16
October 16, 2013, 09:36:33 PM
Quote from: Anoobass on October 16, 2013, 09:01:03 PM
I heard girls like big decks, wanna play with mine?

Haha, "Hey baby. I got a deck so big you'd think I'm playin commander."

Steerpike

#17
October 16, 2013, 09:43:13 PM
Or just leave a napkin at the bar with your iMtG username on it and "PM me"

Mattao19

#18
October 16, 2013, 09:44:55 PM
Quote from: Steerpike on October 16, 2013, 09:43:13 PM
Or just leave a napkin at the bar with your iMtG username on it and "PM me"

Lmfao!!

Just go to a girl and say, "wanna see my Alpha {Black Lotus}?" Her knowing the price of that card thinks you're rich and goes home with you. :D

LadyGrixis

#19
October 16, 2013, 09:49:46 PM
Anoobass, I'm rolling with laughter!

And since I will the roll, I get priority. So I choose to go first :D

Anoobass

#20
October 16, 2013, 10:02:10 PM
Quote from: LadyGrixis on October 16, 2013, 09:49:46 PM
Anoobass, I'm rolling with laughter!

And since I will the roll, I get priority. So I choose to go first :D

You can go first, but I get to draw :p

ThassaDevoted

#21
October 16, 2013, 10:06:03 PM
I got 99 reasons why I'd let u be my general

Anoobass

#22
October 16, 2013, 10:09:11 PM
Is your name Nissa?  Because I'm your chosen.  (Girls can use this one if they say Ajani instead)

Apathy Reactor

#23
October 16, 2013, 10:30:57 PM
Damn girl, you're hotter than {Chandra Ablaze} riding on a  {Firestorm Phoenix} shooting  {Fireball}s in the {Furnace of Rath}.

LadyGrixis

#24
October 16, 2013, 10:38:48 PM
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

ThassaDevoted

#25
October 16, 2013, 10:51:23 PM
Good girls be warned. They call me the rod of ruin.

Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth

#26
October 16, 2013, 10:53:07 PM
Quote from: ThassaDevoted on October 16, 2013, 10:51:23 PM
Good girls be warned. They call me the rod of ruin.
LOL! +1

LadyGrixis

#27
October 16, 2013, 10:53:19 PM
Quote from: ThassaDevoted on October 16, 2013, 10:51:23 PM
Good girls be warned. They call me the rod of ruin.

Omg....could I touch your {Isochron Scepter}?...

LadyGrixis

#28
October 16, 2013, 10:55:05 PM
Or would your {Essence Scatter} all over the place?

ThassaDevoted

#29
October 16, 2013, 10:55:47 PM
Quote from: LadyGrixis on October 16, 2013, 10:53:19 PM
Quote from: ThassaDevoted on October 16, 2013, 10:51:23 PM
Good girls be warned. They call me the rod of ruin.

Omg....could I touch your {Isochron Scepter}?...
You sure can. Do you mind if I go get my rod of spanking?
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