Lucky Cards by Thorn

Started by Thorn, May 16, 2012, 08:35:00 AM

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Coffee Vampire

A bored wizard once played a {Vizzadrex} card in a game of Magic: The Gathering. He never made that mistake again.

BadLuckIrish

Quote from: Dudecore on May 16, 2012, 11:17:29 PM
{Dragon's Claw} isn't a terrible sack outlet for {Kuldotha Rebirth}. Just so happens that {Shrine of Burning Rage} is better...

I like it, wish it were longer. I like the pro-con thing. Maybe even team up with someone and do a "Pardon the Interruption" with cards, one person for it, another against it. It'd be interesting reading someone's defense of why {Vizzadrex} isn't terrible.
This. Id spend all day reading that article.

BlackJester

#17
Quote from: Dudecore on May 16, 2012, 11:17:29 PM
{Dragon's Claw} isn't a terrible sack outlet for {Kuldotha Rebirth}. Just so happens that {Shrine of Burning Rage} is better...

I like it, wish it were longer. I like the pro-con thing. Maybe even team up with someone and do a "Pardon the Interruption" with cards, one person for it, another against it. It'd be interesting reading someone's defense of why {Vizzadrex} isn't terrible.

Why would you sac the Shrine? ???  That thing is a game finisher!

Re: {Vizzerdrix}

Quote from: BlackJester on April 20, 2012, 05:23:10 PM
Quote from: cltrn81 on April 20, 2012, 05:00:11 PM
My point is that 1 less mana gets you a 6/6 {frost Titan}.  Besides what does blue need a beast for when they have leviathans and krakens?

Well, I don't know if it's fair to compare it to a Titan.  Few things can live up to that.

It's strictly better than a {Ronom Serpent}, {Sea Serpent}, and {Steelclad Serpent} (unless artifacts matter), all for 5U.

{Vizzerdrix} can be a finisher in a blue control deck when the board is locked.  Yes, there are better choices, but there are worse ones too.

Dudecore

#18
Black Jester, you're the perfect guy for this. You make it seem as though a bad card has ever been printed.

Also, you wouldn't sack the {shrine of burning rage} per se, unless you had to. Let's say you had a {goblin grenade} and you don't have a lot invested in the shrine. It's more the "what-if" function of the shrine.

Sometimes in the game of chess, sacrificing your queen is a brilliant move, and sometimes it's your only move.

Also, in fairness to {Vizzadrex}, he was from a different era. He was never good...but he was from a different time. Worst creature is reserved for {Wood Elemental}, the most obviously bad creature.

BadLuckIrish

Quote from: Dudecore on May 17, 2012, 12:39:14 AM
Black Jester, you're the perfect guy for this. You make it seem as though a bad card has ever been printed.

Also, you wouldn't sack the {shrine of burning rage} per se, unless you had to. Let's say you had a {goblin grenade} and you don't have a lot invested in the shrine. It's more the "what-if" function of the shrine.

Sometimes in the game of chess, sacrificing your queen is a brilliant move, and sometimes it's your only move.

Also, in fairness to {Vizzadrex}, he was from a different era. He was never good...but he was from a different time. Worst creature is reserved for {Wood Elemental}, the most obviously bad creature.
actually paired with {Omnath, the locus of mana} and green mana producing creatures he isnt that bad.

Dudecore

#20
Green Mana isn't forests. {Wood Elemental} stinks. 1 bounce and he ruined your hand forever. He can't be recast.

Edit: And to make matters worse (stupid?) they have to be UNTAPPED forests. It's not enough that you deplete all of your resources for a vanilla creature...they have to be active resources only.

Coffee Vampire

#21
I would use him as a game finisher with {Knight of the Reliquary}. That would be a pretty sick combo! Use it in a deck with fetchlands like {Verdant Catacombs} for a good buildup.

BadLuckIrish

Quote from: Dudecore on May 17, 2012, 12:48:28 AM
Green Mana isn't forests. {Wood Elemental} stinks. 1 bounce and he ruined your hand forever. He can't be recast.
No but with omnath and say {Llanowar Elves} you dont need forests. Just showing how he can be ok. Not great but ok. Mana ramp forest then sac all of them
Can be like a 8+ easy

Dudecore

Quote from: BadLuckIrish on May 17, 2012, 12:52:25 AM
Quote from: Dudecore on May 17, 2012, 12:48:28 AM
Green Mana isn't forests. {Wood Elemental} stinks. 1 bounce and he ruined your hand forever. He can't be recast.
No but with omnath and say {Llanowar Elves} you dont need forests. Just showing how he can be ok. Not great but ok. Mana ramp forest then sac all of them
Can be like a 8+ easy

I would love to {Vapor Snag} him so badly...

BadLuckIrish

Quote from: Dudecore on May 17, 2012, 12:55:21 AM
Quote from: BadLuckIrish on May 17, 2012, 12:52:25 AM
Quote from: Dudecore on May 17, 2012, 12:48:28 AM
Green Mana isn't forests. {Wood Elemental} stinks. 1 bounce and he ruined your hand forever. He can't be recast.
No but with omnath and say {Llanowar Elves} you dont need forests. Just showing how he can be ok. Not great but ok. Mana ramp forest then sac all of them
Can be like a 8+ easy

I would love to {Vapor Snag} him so badly...
hey theres a counter to everything. Just giving a scenerio in which he CAN be considered useful.

Dudecore

I like it. I'd like to see you guys defend the legitimacy of {Sea Troll} and {Mogg Squad}.

{Wood Elemental} has a wildly limited, but possible use, {Mogg Squad} just seems unplayable.

BadLuckIrish

Quote from: Dudecore on May 17, 2012, 01:09:57 AM
I like it. I'd like to see you guys defend the legitimacy of {Sea Troll} and {Mogg Squad}.

{Wood Elemental} has a wildly limited, but possible use, {Mogg Squad} just seems unplayable.
{Shrine of the Burning Rage}  {Blood Artist} morbid :p

BlackJester

If you want a terrible creature card, @Prophylaxis said it best
Quote from: Prophylaxis on April 23, 2012, 03:32:59 AM
http://www.starcitygames.com/magic/misc/6699_18000_Words_The_100_Worst_Magic_Cards_of_All_Time_201.html

{Shelkin Brownie}. There are NO CREATURES WITH BANDS WITH OTHER AS AN ABILITY EVER. AND THIS CARD HOSES IT.