The worst card ever made....

[BlackJester]

Until you do, BJ, you win hands and legs down. I suppose I should hate you for showing me this... thing.

Don't hate the player, hate the game.   8)

As promised:

http://imtgapp.com/forum/index.php/topic,4567.0.html

[Xanzurth]

What about "worldslayer"

[JaCe BeLeReN]

What about {worldslayer}.

Don't forget curly brackets. {

[Coffee Vampire]

Just equip it to a {Darksteel Myr} or something! Probably best w/ something you don't have to buff though.

[Xanzurth]

Thank you I used the wrong brackets. From now on I'll be a good little boy.

[1337m00nm4n]

What about {worldslayer}.

Don't forget curly brackets. {

I see you like the text color feature. Check this out. And I'll go with the soul path thing for this one.

[Harmon74]

{Dwarven Pony}. Sooooo lame!

[Harmon74]

{Dwarven Pony}. Sooooo lame!

Just looked at the card again.  Summon pony lol!

[1337m00nm4n]

{dwarven trader}

[Spikepit]

{dwarven trader}

A fresh stick of vanilla.

[KulrathKnight]

{Wall of Wood}. Once 10th Edition came out, it was the first wall I had EVER seen that had defender and it just baffled me. Until I realized changelings would technically be walls and therefore can't attack.

That being said, {Treefolk Harbinger} is strictly better.

[Prophylaxis]

http://www.starcitygames.com/magic/misc/6699_18000_Words_The_100_Worst_Magic_Cards_of_All_Time_201.html

{Shelkin Brownie}. There are NO CREATURES WITH BANDS WITH OTHER AS AN ABILITY EVER. AND THIS CARD HOSES IT.

[BlackJester]

http://www.starcitygames.com/magic/misc/6699_18000_Words_The_100_Worst_Magic_Cards_of_All_Time_201.html

{Shelkin Brownie}. There are NO CREATURES WITH BANDS WITH OTHER AS AN ABILITY EVER. AND THIS CARD HOSES IT.

True, very true.  Functionally the card is as useless as a banana peel to a drowning man.  But that picture, w00t!  His come-hither stare, sexy pose, running his finger up and down his chest....  XD  HI-LARIOUS!  For me, the ridiculous flavor and art bring this card up a notch or two above absolute zero.

[Rass]

That green djinn that you cast with blue

[Bilygote]

{Coumbajj Witches} at one time voted the most hated card in magic

I have never ever seen this used by anyone other than as a coaster