Bad intellectual jokes

[Skyshadow731]

They also said that we may not notice it but it has been in side of our bodies since we were born, it has been flowing through us it uses our energy, how dreadful

[jonrox3]

What do you call a band of rabbits marching backwards?
A receding hareline!

[Teysa karlov]

I told a chemistry joke...
But there was no reaction.

Ok, here's a math joke: 1+2+3+4+5...=-1/12

I... I dont get the math joke

Not necessarily a joke, but some people used string theory to prove that 1+2+3+4+...etc all the way to infinity would = -1/12.  It's actually kind of interesting though hard to understand how all positive numbers added together could equal a negative...  Anywho I'm rambling...

A scientist walks into a bar and says, "I'll have an H2O."
The guy sitting next to him asks for an H2O too... he died.

its funny because its untrue unless you honestly think 1-1+1-1+1-1+1...=.5, which it doesn't; it equals either 0 or 1.

Or 1/2

[LinkCelestrial]

If you go to infinity, it does, if you stop any any point, it doesn't.

But if you're going to infinity the end result should be infinity. As you said, if you stop it changes, but if you don't stop it's infinity. (Hence the definition of infinity) I still can't wrap my head around why they decide to average numbers when they're adding. I find theories with no real practical use annoying as they're confusing and pointless. At no point will somebody give me infinite apples and I'll end up with .5

[LinkCelestrial]

100 years ago, people couldn't wrap their head around humans landing on the moon.

That's a lot more practical than figuring out how infinite apples will cause me to have .5

[LinkCelestrial]

Sorry. Is that equation trying to tell me if somebody gives me infinite apples I'll have -1/12 at one point? Cause that's even more ridiculous. xD Still doesn't make sense that they're averaging addition.

[TheRagingMage]

I told a chemistry joke...
But there was no reaction.

Ok, here's a math joke: 1+2+3+4+5...=-1/12

I... I dont get the math joke

Not necessarily a joke, but some people used string theory to prove that 1+2+3+4+...etc all the way to infinity would = -1/12.  It's actually kind of interesting though hard to understand how all positive numbers added together could equal a negative...  Anywho I'm rambling...

A scientist walks into a bar and says, "I'll have an H2O."
The guy sitting next to him asks for an H2O too... he died.

its funny because its untrue unless you honestly think 1-1+1-1+1-1+1...=.5, which it doesn't; it equals either 0 or 1.

Or 1/2

It's called Grandi's Series
Also 1/2 is it's Cesaro Sum

[Redrighthand]

I heard that oxygen and magnesium were going out and I was like, O Mg

[Mlerner12]

I heard that oxygen and magnesium were going out and I was like, O Mg

When Nitrogen heard about that he Said NO

[Dusktreader749]

Two scientists walk in to a bar after work

The first says I'll have a glass of h2o

The second says I'll have a glass of water as well there is no need to make things so difficult after a long day at work

The first hangs his head in shame as his assassination attempt had failed

[Mlerner12]

Einstein, Newton, and Pascal are hanging out one day. Einstein says, "let's play tag! I'll be it! 1, 2, 3...". Pascal runs away to find a place to hide, but Newton only pulls out a piece of chalk and draws a square on the ground. Right as Einstein finishes counting and says, "Ready or not, here I come!" Newton walks into his square. Einstein opens his eyes and say "I found you, Newton!" and Newton says, "No, you found one newton per square meter. You found pascal!"