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Started by Kaworu, the Fifth Child, April 21, 2014, 08:49:36 PM

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#30
April 23, 2014, 11:33:14 PM
Why are vanpires better than werewolves? They can use their powers to kill people and wear a nike shirt that says swag on it at the same time

MtgCollector1337

#31
April 24, 2014, 09:07:08 AM
Quote from: Splicer on April 23, 2014, 10:15:51 PM
I laughed so hard when I read that
read what

MtgCollector1337

#32
April 24, 2014, 10:03:04 AM
Quote from: Taysby on April 24, 2014, 09:27:59 AM
The... Thing right above it...
About Madam curie?

MisterJH

#33
April 24, 2014, 10:11:20 AM
I think it was about quantum ducks

Ekann1

#34
April 24, 2014, 07:32:38 PM
Quote from: E.kann1 on April 23, 2014, 09:07:57 PM
Beware of quantum ducks. Quark quark.
This.

Ekann1

#35
April 29, 2014, 10:19:06 PM
Anyone else have any? These are funny! :)

Sparkle Ninja

#36
April 30, 2014, 12:26:35 AM
Quote from: E.kann1 on April 29, 2014, 10:19:06 PM
Anyone else have any? These are funny! :)
It's not really an intellectual joke.... It's more just a nerd pickup line that my husband tried on me.... Here goes

Hey girl, you're hotter than the bottom of my laptop ;)

Apathy Reactor

#37
April 30, 2014, 08:52:57 AM
Quote from: Sparkle Ninja on April 30, 2014, 12:26:35 AM
Quote from: E.kann1 on April 29, 2014, 10:19:06 PM
Anyone else have any? These are funny! :)
It's not really an intellectual joke.... It's more just a nerd pickup line that my husband tried on me.... Here goes

Hey girl, you're hotter than the bottom of my laptop ;)
hey girl, you're hotter than my render farm at 10000 samples!

Redrighthand

#38
June 11, 2014, 11:48:33 PM
NaCl walking down the street with a loaded .45, that's a salt with a deadly weapon

Redrighthand

#39
June 11, 2014, 11:51:20 PM
Billy was a chemist's sun but Billy is no more. For what Billy thought was H2O was H2SO4.

Anoobass

#40
June 12, 2014, 02:26:42 AM
Quote from: Redrighthand on June 11, 2014, 11:51:20 PM
Billy was a chemist's sun but Billy is no more. For what Billy thought was H2O was H2SO4.

Heard that before as:
Little Johnny took a drink but he will drink no more, for what he thought was H2O was H2SO4.

Apathy Reactor

#41
June 12, 2014, 08:46:41 PM
*sarcasm mode activated*
So, you guys hear about that deadly dihydrogen monoxide? That stuff should be illegal!

Redrighthand

#42
June 12, 2014, 09:06:41 PM
I know right? I mean they recently discovered that everyone who has ever died had it in their system at the time!! Coincidence? I think not!

Apathy Reactor

#43
June 12, 2014, 11:02:33 PM
Yeah! And they are saying it could be in your shower or your sink or even your swimming pool!

Brawler_1337

#44
June 13, 2014, 02:27:32 AM
It's also a major component of acid rain!
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