Bad intellectual jokes

[Kaworu, the Fifth Child]

Say bad jokes about smart subjects. Like this.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender says, "get out! We don't serve noble gases here!". Argon doesn't react.

[Rass]

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar , the minister ducks.

[Kaworu, the Fifth Child]

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar , the minister ducks.

Face psalm

[MisterJH]

Its intellectual bad jokes, not just bad jokes xD

[rarehuntertay]

Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9...

[Kaworu, the Fifth Child]

Why is six afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a six offender.

[Apathy Reactor]

I told a chemistry joke...
But there was no reaction.

Ok, here's a math joke: 1+2+3+4+5...=-1/12

[PapaBudz]

I told a chemistry joke...
But there was no reaction.

Ok, here's a math joke: 1+2+3+4+5...=-1/12

Ha.
Two atoms walk into a bar...

"Dammit I think I left an electron behind in the last place".

"Are you sure?"

"I'm positive".

[Apathy Reactor]

I told a chemistry joke...
But there was no reaction.

Ok, here's a math joke: 1+2+3+4+5...=-1/12

Ha.

aaaaaaaaaay.

Ok, so
Why are all my chemistry jokes so bad?
All the good ones argon.

Also,
Pessimist: the glass is half empty
Optimist: the glass is half full
Realist: half the glass contains water
Scientist: the glass is full

[MisterJH]

I told a chemistry joke...
But there was no reaction.

Ok, here's a math joke: 1+2+3+4+5...=-1/12

I... I dont get the math joke

[rarehuntertay]

Here's another math joke:
Common Core

[Anoobass]

I told a chemistry joke...
But there was no reaction.

Ok, here's a math joke: 1+2+3+4+5...=-1/12

I... I dont get the math joke

Not necessarily a joke, but some people used string theory to prove that 1+2+3+4+...etc all the way to infinity would = -1/12.  It's actually kind of interesting though hard to understand how all positive numbers added together could equal a negative...  Anywho I'm rambling...

A scientist walks into a bar and says, "I'll have an H2O."
The guy sitting next to him asks for an H2O too... he died.

[Apathy Reactor]

I told a chemistry joke...
But there was no reaction.

Ok, here's a math joke: 1+2+3+4+5...=-1/12

I... I dont get the math joke

Not necessarily a joke, but some people used string theory to prove that 1+2+3+4+...etc all the way to infinity would = -1/12.  It's actually kind of interesting though hard to understand how all positive numbers added together could equal a negative...  Anywho I'm rambling...

A scientist walks into a bar and says, "I'll have an H2O."
The guy sitting next to him asks for an H2O too... he died.

its funny because its untrue unless you honestly think 1-1+1-1+1-1+1...=.5, which it doesn't; it equals either 0 or 1.

[MisterJH]

So far that makes literally not a darn lick of sense

[Brawler_1337]

A Roman walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a martinus, please." The bartender says, "You mean a martini?" The Roman replies, "If I wanted double, I would've asked for it!"