Some of you maybe know this text game...
Rules are quite simple.
There is a hill, in the beggining there is noone on top of it. First player conquer the top of the hill and next will describe how he got rid of previous player and conquered the hill. Important is to say: "And hill is now mine" in the end of your post...
Hill is indestructible ( means cannot be destroyed in any way and there are no other hills around, you cannot build your own hill either...;)
Then I will start...:)
I went up the hill and hill is mine now...
I offered you four tickets to your favorite band live and the hill is mine now
birdbrain stood on top of the hill perplexed. He thought more people would be rushing him by now. He sat down and craned his neck to see if there was anyone, but all he saw was the large plain following the hill on all sides.
However The1337Magician (talking in third person) {Teleport}ed behind him and stabbed him with a {Searing Spear}.
The hill is now mine.
Returning from the concert in limo with the band, I have seen flames on top of the hill ( probably bcs of {Searing Spear} ) I asked the band to help me...
And their guitarist punched The1337Magician by his guitar from behind to head and he fell down the hill...
And the hill is mine again...;)
I went to the top of the hill and used {Wrath of God. On us all. No one has the hill
I {counterspell}ed the wrath and played {oblivion ring} on All-Mana for being a funsucker. Now I have the hill.
I rise from the asked as a bird elemental made with {R}{G} mana
I use my new powers to compress the hill and make a new one fifty feet away. Further more, I make a tree out of stone with leaves and fruits with lava and green mana with mysterious properties (cannot be used as ammo) the hill is now mine
I have a baby named {Acidic Slime} and destroy the o ring. Then i use {Supreme Verdict} and {Boros Charm} that makes me and my slime indestructible. I have teh hill :)
Waking up from the heavy blow, I realize that Birdbrain moved the hill. I again teleport to the base of the hill. I condense the stone tree into a block of stone. All-Mana stares at the former tree in wonder. The box explodes, blowing him off the mountain and creating a stream of water flowing down the hill. I swim to the top and claim it for myself. I transform the tree into a grave pulsing with {B}{U} energy. I pull up an unbreakable barrier around me of pure energy.
The hill is mine!
The tree gives the hill and itself hexproof. That's its only defensive property though
See my previous post. I control the hill.
The tree has hexproof. So it can't be changed
I walk up the hill and noone stops me. I push Birdbrain out of the way and promptly sit down. The hill is mine.
Well. I make {Craterhoof Behemoth} eat the hill and it becomes the new, mobile hill.
I control the Behomoh-Hill
Quote from: MisterJH on May 17, 2013, 04:48:40 PM
I walk up the hill and noone stops me. I push Birdbrain out of the way and promptly sit down. The hill is mine.
That's the spirit...:D
Quote from: The1337Magician on May 17, 2013, 04:51:20 PM
Well. I make {Craterhoof Behemoth} eat the hill and it becomes the new, mobile hill.
I control the Behomoh-Hill
Hill is indestructible...;) as stated in rules... It means it cannot be eaten either...;)
I do not like this spirit. So I shot whitedrake with a {Stun Sniper} and he falls asleep.
I still control the hill.
It isn't being destroyed. Just relocated.
I tunnel through the ground and come up under the barrier. Using one of the seeds from the tree I salvaged I cast a spell to return the hill to what it ones was. The grave now gone, and back to the tree I take the occupant/s in my talons and move them off the hill. The hill is now mine
I come back with Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee
The Hill Is Mine
I {murder} chuck Norris, and Bruce lee. Then call a {true believer} to my side equipped with a {Darksteel Plate}. I have the hill
Quote from: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on May 17, 2013, 08:03:56 PM
I {murder} chuck Norris, and Bruce lee. Then call a {true believer} to my side equipped with a {Darksteel Plate}. I have the hill
I decide to send my {storm crow} in to scout... Use {legacy weapon} to exile EBERYTING other than the hill and what I control. I drop a {darksteel ingot} and await all opponents with {Ertai, Wizard Adept}, the legacy weapon and cackle as my {storm crow} lands on my shoulder to caw praise towards our victory!
I have the hill!
I have to do this one...
I bring with me {Thrun, the Last Troll}. We now beat poo up.
I have the hill
I cast {Diabolic Edict} killing Thrun.
I have the hill.
I set up a circus at the bottom of the hill. This entices bozo to come down and join in the shenanigans and eat a funnel cake. Meanwhile I sneak up to the hill and cast {Story Circle} and {Personal Sanctuary} and rest. I have the hill!
I laugh as Bozo_law is dragged off the hill by Boros soldiers
The hill is mine
S717 doesn't realize I was already on the hill apologizes and goes to join bozo at the circus
I have the hill!
I realize the hill isnt all that great and them go to the circus. I am happy.
Quote from: Agarrita80 on May 17, 2013, 11:38:57 PM
S717 doesn't realize I was already on the hill apologizes and goes to join bozo at the circus
I have the hill!
I come back, cast {Paraselene} then proceed to {falcon kick} Agarrita80 off my hill,
I once again control the hill
I cast a {Craterize} on the hill,now the hill is destroyed...LOL
Quote from: IntoFire on May 18, 2013, 01:44:47 AM
I cast a {Craterize} on the hill,now the hill is destroyed...LOL
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Hill is indestructible.
I am lol so hard that every body else gets blasted away and then eaten by a {Grave Titan}.
the hill is mine
Then somebody {Disentomb} myself and cast {Dramatic Rescue} to gain 2 life and bring you back to your hand.I am the emperor of the hill.
I got bored in the circus, they have weird clowns, animals that are sick... I rather went up to hill... The weather got little worse and then huge {Cyclonic Rift} took IntoFire from the top of the hill...
I reached the top of the hill again and the hill is mine now...
FUS ROH DAH!!!! The hill is now mine
But a {Time Stop} was used before your {Cyclonic Rift} could resolve do the hill is still mine.
I concoct a never-ending invisibility potion. I walk up the hill and pants IntoFire. He gets mad and tackles whitedrake to the ground. Although it appears nobody owns it, the hill is mine!
I put a {Rain of Blades} onto the hill. It stabs papa so I can see where he is. I play {Sorin's Vengeance} on him so he can die magnificently. I pick up some blades to protect myself. I cast {Witchbane Orb} and {Darksteel Garrison} on the hill.
I control the hill.
I walk up the hill. I see the dead people and others fighting each other. I summon my {Fiery Hellhound} and we go down to the plains to play fetch.
Quote from: IceScythe on May 18, 2013, 11:44:31 AM
I walk up the hill. I see the dead people and others fighting each other. I summon my {Fiery Hellhound} and we go down to the plains to play fetch.
Your hellhound has caused a {flash fire}
An {azorious detainer} arrest you for negligence to the plane. Your hell hound is put to {sleep}....forever!
The hill and plains are now blocked off by yellow tape. The governments haz hills!
I ask the orzhov for help in exchange for some galleons. They comply and grant me {Obzedat's Aid}. I bring {Fiery Hellhound} back from the dead to attack all the azorious personnel on the hill. I then erect an {Isolated Chapel} on the hill as part of the agreement with {Teysa, Envoy of Ghosts}. I reside in the chapel along with {Obzedat, Ghost Council} there to protect me. The hill is mine!
The hill is mine, because I asked you for it and you gave it to me. Lol
He has lied and therefore guilty in violating imtg law
Punishment : he is exiled from the hill and this thread!
{Storm Crow} returns
Quote from: Muggywuggy on May 18, 2013, 06:53:17 PM
He has lied and therefore guilty in violating imtg law
Punishment : he is exiled from the hill and this thread!
I can't tell if you are serious
It would be easier to tell if you said the hill was mine
Elimination of opponents is necessary to win no?
😈
*puts back caution tape*
No one has the hillz
No. Reason being {laboratory maniac}. My opponent is alive and well
Quote from: Millionlittlee on May 18, 2013, 07:00:20 PM
No. Reason being {laboratory maniac}. My opponent is alive and well
Bro you're in exile, no spellz
{Fall of the Gavel}
government once a gain has the hill and they put {Selesnya Sentry}s on the hill.
I cast a tragic slip and destroy the hill
IntoFire is sent on a {Path of Exile} because he doesn't realize the hill is industructible.
A {Progenitus} bursts from the hill killing everyone on it, I then walk up to the top, and sit next to my pet prog.
I have the hill
So the government ha the hill eh? Well Morgan Freeman narrates my epic climb as I befriend a {spear breaker behemoth} he carries Morgan and I up to the top of the hill. When we get up there the government crumbles under the immense power of Morgan Freeman's voice. Morgan freeman than notices the true power of his own voice and uses it to help me control the hill, he realizes whatever he narrates comes true. Come at me bro. I control the hill now.
Quote from: Missingkirby34 on May 18, 2013, 11:45:27 PM
So the government ha the hill eh? Well Morgan Freeman narrates my epic climb as I befriend a {spear breaker behemoth} he carries Morgan and I up to the top of the hill. When we get up there the government crumbles under the immense power of Morgan Freeman's voice. Morgan freeman than notices the true power of his own voice and uses it to help me control the hill, he realizes whatever he narrates comes true. Come at me bro. I control the hill now.
Did we really post at the exact same time.
Quote from: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on May 18, 2013, 11:46:28 PM
Quote from: Missingkirby34 on May 18, 2013, 11:45:27 PM
So the government ha the hill eh? Well Morgan Freeman narrates my epic climb as I befriend a {spear breaker behemoth} he carries Morgan and I up to the top of the hill. When we get up there the government crumbles under the immense power of Morgan Freeman's voice. Morgan freeman than notices the true power of his own voice and uses it to help me control the hill, he realizes whatever he narrates comes true. Come at me bro. I control the hill now.
Did we really post at the exact same time.
Wow we did. Right down to the second.
Quote from: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on May 18, 2013, 11:45:27 PM
IntoFire is sent on a {Path of Exile} because he doesn't realize the hill is industructible.
A {Progenitus} bursts from the hill killing everyone on it, I then walk up to the top, and sit next to my pet prog.
I have the hill
Quote from: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on May 18, 2013, 11:45:27 PM
IntoFire is sent on a {Path of Exile} because he doesn't realize the hill is industructible.
A {Progenitus} bursts from the hill killing everyone on it, I then walk up to the top, and sit next to my pet prog.
I have the hill
Ah,but you forgot,Indestructible means nothing can destroy it.I didn't destroy it.I gave it -13/-13.So the hill is still dead.
Nah only If you cast {Hydroform} on the hill first
Quote from: CbStrad on May 19, 2013, 12:32:21 AM
You also forgot. The hill is a land and as such, cannot be TragSlipped as it was. ;P
That said, having called a technicality, I also find a loophole in the MTG rules that allow me to evict the last person on the hill.
The hill is mine
Nope, {Planar Cleansing},no one owns the hill.
It turns out, I am a land.
I have the hill.
So I {Craterize} Flicker and {Disentomb} myself.Te hill is mine!
I {Magical Hack} into his brain, and remove all memories from it. He wanders away from the hill and stumbles into a McDonalds and asks for a cheeseburger, but instead of eating it, you sit on it, and cheese starts oozing out from under you.
I set up a {Giest of Saint Venser Of The Vielghoyf, the Mindsculptor} to guard my hill.
The hill is mine.
there are so many dead now, that my army of {Jace's Phantasm}s are powered up, I overtake the hill. then I cast {Cast Through Time} and {Time Stretch} and {Twincast} and my army of {Archaeomancer}s have plenty of time to give me more time. I rule the hill for a millennia.
I {Murder} IceScythe then I imprint a {Timetwister} onto my {Panoptic Mirror} getting rid of everything.The hill is no longer enchanted so I {Craterize} it and it is no more.
Please follow the rules of the game, hill cannot be destroyed in any way. It was stated on the beggining. Any posts containing destroying the hill should be ignored by other players
Thanks in advance for understanding.
~ whitedrake
Quote from: IntoFire on May 19, 2013, 09:21:07 AM
I {Murder} IceScythe then I imprint a {Timetwister} onto my {Panoptic Mirror} getting rid of everything.The hill is no longer enchanted so I {Craterize} it and it is no more.
I build a new hill that has a force field around it that only I can step past.
The hill is always and forever mine!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAH
Because of glowing force field I had to dig a {tunel} from the foot of the hill to the top and by {annihilation} I will solve landtormentor and because of that also force field.
It happened in the same time when CbStrad tried to take over the hill... The {annihilation} solved him as well...:D
And the hill is mine again...
At the base of the hill I started selling planeswalkers, white drake came down bout {Chandra} left and did who knows
What with her,
Then I walked up.....
And the hill is now mine!
I blast every body else on the plane to pieces then walk to the top of the hill and...
The hill is mine!!!!!!
I {Biomass Mutation} myself and destroy Landtormentor
The hill is mine!
In the now I'm a ghost* so I float up to the top of the hill and start doing stuff to scar you until you run of.
Now the hill is mine!!!!
*ghosts are invincible.
I go to the top of the hill and have a long chat with you about the afterlife. After a while, you realize ghosts don't need possessions and leave
I now have the hill
Quote from: Birdbrain on May 19, 2013, 12:40:11 PM
I go to the top of the hill and have a long chat with you about the afterlife. After a while, you realize ghosts don't need possessions and leave
I now have the hill
then sombody uses {Rise from the Grave} on me so I come back to the hill and eat every body on it (well at least their brains).
The hill is mine!!!
Sense your a zombie. You eventually get hungry and go looking for other brains to eat. And don't have the thought to know why you need the hill
The hill is now mine
Quote from: Birdbrain on May 19, 2013, 01:37:09 PM
Sense your a zombie. You eventually get hungry and go looking for other brains to eat. And don't have the thought to know why you need the hill
The hill is now mine
hades decides I deserve another chance so he bring me back to life. And sense you have no brains you can't think and thus forget about the hill.
The hill is now mine
I summon the mighty {storm crow}
Everyone on the hill panics and runs away
I have the hill again!
Quote from: Iandtormentor on May 19, 2013, 01:42:35 PM
Quote from: Birdbrain on May 19, 2013, 01:37:09 PM
Sense your a zombie. You eventually get hungry and go looking for other brains to eat. And don't have the thought to know why you need the hill
The hill is now mine
hades decides I deserve another chance so he bring me back to life. And sense you have no brains you can't think and thus forget about the hill.
The hill is now mine
i flew away before you ate my brains
Edit: let's just say hades banished me or something
All of a sudden, I wake up and think "Oh, it was all just a dream, this hill stuff" and walk outside, expecting to see rainy old England, but England was not there. In the place of England, was a large hill with a bird flying around it and a person at the top picking his nose. I run back inside and curl up in a ball in the corner and start to rock myself to sleep all the while there is a circus and a McDonald's outside my house
I take pet prog back and it kills all on the hill again.
Then it goes rouge and runs away killing people in villages, and the people at the circus.
I run up to the hill, and claim the hill FOR MOTHUR RUSSIA!!!
The hill is Mother Russia's.
I bring a police officer to arrest you for all those murders.
The hill is now mine
Quote from: Birdbrain on May 19, 2013, 06:23:27 PM
I bring a police officer to arrest you for all those murders.
The hill is now mine
{storm crow} distracts you with it's hypnotic flight
You explode into confetti
The hill is now mine
Quote from: CbStrad on May 19, 2013, 07:48:12 PM
I come back with a small army of squirrels (cuz everyone knows those are a force to be reckoned with) and send them to eat you. I then move in and sit atop the hill, resting comfortably on my throne of squirrels.
The hill is mine.
I {mind control} you and all your squirrels to jump of the top of the hill you fall, hit your head, and die...
The hill is mine once more!!!!!
Can everyone keep it down? After stealing some vodka from when Mother Russia was in control, I'm now trying to have a night alone to myself, being drunk and looking at all my life's failures. So again, if you could keep the noise down over there, that would great *sob*
I come back with a wurm that burrows through the hill, it snaps up the current occupant and whisks them away to the other side of the world were it drops them off unharmed, but covered in saliva. The hill is mine
I suddenly return with my {Squadron Hawks} that promptly eat the squirrels and drive away {Storm Crow} and combat birdbrain
The hill is mine
I place a booster box at the bottom if the hill, then with another box I lead a crumb trail with booster packs. Unable to resist whoever was on the hill follows the crumb trail and finds the booster box. Upon lifting the box a {Detention Sphere} is opened.
I assume control of the hill. The hill is mine!
I give up ,_,
I cast {Damnation}
everything is destroyed except the hill
the hill controls itself.
everyone loses
the end
:D
I walk up cinda confused why there is a hill in the middle of nowhere that is slightly chared, I walk up take a nap,
And the hill is now mine
As hunteroffire dreams he accidentally uses {Erase} on the {Detention Sphere} holding me captive, now armed with a massive arsenal of spells thanks to the booster boxes I walk to the top of the hill
The hill is mine, (I allow hunteroffire to stay in gratitude of his freeing me)
While s717 and hunteroffire are chatting I stab them with {Searing Spear}s. From their ashes I summon {Chandra's Phoenix} to be my guardian.
This Hill is mine.
I spray your Phoenix with a hose, it is now a wet owl meme.
I push you with great force, causing you to fall on your spear.
I now have the hill.
I summon a {Tideshaper Mystic} he turns the hill into an island washing everyone away while tideshaper and I swim to it
The hill(island) is now mine
I cast {Hydroform} on the hill
it is now a 3/3 indestructible creature with flying
the land says screw you guys and flies away
the land controls his own life
My girlfriend Dark Magician Girl and I come riding up to this hill-island on the shoulders of my cousin {Craw Giant}. We disembark and I enchant him with {Lure}. He swims off, and everyone on the island, enthralled by {Craw Giant}, swim after him. Dark Magician Girl and I climb to the top, lay down 6 circles of protection, and wait. The hill-island is claimed for KaibaLand. The hill is now mine.
And I {path to exile} you and say "hellloooooo nurse! " to your lady
The hill and she are now mine
I {unbarial Rites}
Myself and flash it back for S717 then I hire craterhoof to sit on the hill then I walk with S717 and...
The hill is now ours
Quote from: Hunteroffire9 on May 20, 2013, 04:56:31 PM
I {unbarial Rites}
Myself and flash it back for S717 then I hire craterhoof to sit on the hill then I walk with S717 and...
The hill is now ours
God decides he hates every body but ME and uses ______ to kill every body he hates I walk to the top of the hill and sit on my throne of YOUR bones
The hill is mine!!!!!
_______=guess what he does hint 1: is a card
Hint 2: it's name starts with a R...
Being an athiest god as no affect on me so I topple your throne and kick you off the hill, the hill is mine
I deceit you by telling you there is cake at the bottom of the hill. You run down, realizing there is none and are too tired to come back up the hill
I light one up and the hill is once again mine🍁
I then {Return to Battle} on a giant panda with wings. it sits on the hill....,
And the hill is now mine
Quote from: Hunteroffire9 on May 20, 2013, 09:26:02 PM
I then {Return to Battle} on a giant panda with wings. it sits on the hill....,
And the hill is now mine
But you never cast it
The hill is still mine
Quote from: Taysby on May 20, 2013, 11:45:13 PM
I distract you with a perfect condition, alpha {black lotus}, then cast {possibility storm} and {curse of exhaustion} then surround myself with a darksteel {wall of swords}. You guys can't do anything!!!
*in a creepy demonic voice* and the hill is mine!!!... Mah ha ha...
I cast {Tranquility} then {Shattering Blow} your wall. While you cackle, I walk up to you and stab you with a knife. You fall over and as you're about to die I cast AWOL on you and you're permently exiled from the realm.
I use Feldons cane and demonic tutor to keep these combos ready again :)
Quote from: Muggywuggy on May 21, 2013, 12:48:22 AM
Quote from: Taysby on May 20, 2013, 11:45:13 PM
I distract you with a perfect condition, alpha {black lotus}, then cast {possibility storm} and {curse of exhaustion} then surround myself with a darksteel {wall of swords}. You guys can't do anything!!!
*in a creepy demonic voice* and the hill is mine!!!... Mah ha ha...
I cast {Tranquility} then {Shattering Blow} your wall. While you cackle, I walk up to you and stab you with a knife. You fall over and as you're about to die I cast AWOL on you and you're permently exiled from the realm.
I use Feldons cane and demonic tutor to keep these combos ready again :)
After you walk suicidally into {Wall of Swords} which is not an artifact and are cut to ribbons, I {Path to Exile} it and claim the hill as my own, setting up a defense of {Mycosynth Lattice}, {Indomitable Archangel}, {Darksteel Forge}, {Leyline of Sanctity}, and {Blazing Archon}
The hill is mine
Mhmm there is easy way how to solve this...;)
I will bring shredder with me and I shred all the cards you deployed as defense. And in addition whole your collection.. Then you will run away crying...
The hill is mine again...
I cast {Gleemax}, you all kill yourselves, I have the hill
I return with a flamethrower and burn you, your cards, your defenses, and everything else on the hill, the hill is mine
I summon {Frost Titan} and turn your water into ice. Then I climb to the top of the {Snow-Covered Mountain} and set up a {Snow Fortress}. I summon the {Army of the Damned} to protect me and yes they are all untapped.
The hill is mine!
I ignore all previous summonings and "armies" and kick agarrita off his perch.
The hill is mine... For now...
I walk up and for some reason it becomes mine.. The hill is now mine.
Quote from: Hunteroffire9 on May 21, 2013, 07:58:50 PM
I walk up and for some reason it becomes mine.. The hill is now mine.
I blast you to pieces with my {Shivan Meteor}.
The hill is mine...
I choose to keep my ragnarok as a magicite. I hone it's skills and cast Ultima! It wipes out everyone but the hill and I. I build an intricate tower to defend my position and the 3 goddess statues are positioned at my feet to ward off any challenger.
The hill is mine!
Im still at the fair at the bottom of the hill. I got cotton candy. Keep the hill, the hill is useless.
I'm off frolicking in the meadow with my {Fiery Hellhound} and starting flash fires, I control the flaming meadow... OF DEATH
Ok guys... Because all of you are so nice you decided to celebrate my post nr. 1000 by leaving the top of the hill in my hands.
Thank you very much... I will take good care of it...;)
The hill is mine now...
So the hill is indestructible eh?
{Path to exile}
Problem solved, now i have lethal damage next turn.
Then I walk up to it. It is mine
I offer you my sister, to which you run away in fear. The hill is now mine.
I summon {Hamletback Goliath}
I control the back
•3•
Quote from: Taysby on May 22, 2013, 10:43:51 PM
The goal is to control the hill, not something else.
I come back with my sister and you are so attracted to her you flee the hill just to be with her.
The hill is mine!
And she stabs you in the back while you are making out.
i control whatever I want
YOU DON'T KNOW ME!
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH
YOU CAN'T POUR MY CEREAL!!!
I dance with abraham lincoln and assasinate him in his sleep.
The white house is mine;)
*cringes* I build my own hill out of the dead creatures, I surround it with Legos and fill the air with {Abyssal Persecutor}s I control the makeshift hill
It is interesting to watch how this game evolves in different social groups... I played it on several forums but here it takes quite weird drive...:D
Anyway I decided to walk up the hill, I do not care about any cards around that should defend it and I will ask IceScythe to check on his cereals (someone could be playing with them) and he leaves the hill in worries...;)
The hills is mine now...
actually you control the fake hill, and your feet are covered in cuts from the Legos, bye I'm back, we can share the makeshift hill
I wait till you fall asleep, and then push you down the well that is at the top of the hill. You become best friends with Samara. The hill is now mine.
Quote from: IceScythe on May 23, 2013, 10:33:50 AM
actually you control the fake hill, and your feet are covered in cuts from the Legos, bye I'm back, we can share the makeshift hill
As I stated in rules... Hill cannot be destroyed in any way either any other created...;)
I dig my way up through the ground to the top of the hill. I pop out with my shovel and nail prayos square in the balls. His voice reaches an octave that no other human has, as he rolls down the hill cupping his groin.
I control the hill.
I stuff you in a trash can and roll you down the hill. The hill is now mine
So the hill is a indestructible land correct?
Quote from: Millionlittlee on May 23, 2013, 02:51:47 PM
So the hill is a indestructible land correct?
someone declared it that after I basicly {frenzied tilling}'Ed it to take it from Mikefrompluto. So yes
Quote from: Birdbrain on May 23, 2013, 03:04:21 PM
Quote from: Millionlittlee on May 23, 2013, 02:51:47 PM
So the hill is a indestructible land correct?
someone declared it that after I basicly {frenzied tilling}'Ed it to take it from Mikefrompluto. So yes
@Birdbrain the fact that hill is indestructible was stated from the beggining only few people here did not read rules properly...;)
@Millionlittlee the hill cannot be destroyed in anyway and has no magic card affiliation or type...;)
Quote from: whitedrake on May 23, 2013, 04:28:07 PM
Quote from: Birdbrain on May 23, 2013, 03:04:21 PM
Quote from: Millionlittlee on May 23, 2013, 02:51:47 PM
So the hill is a indestructible land correct?
someone declared it that after I basicly {frenzied tilling}'Ed it to take it from Mikefrompluto. So yes
@Birdbrain the fact that hill is indestructible was stated from the beggining only few people here did not read rules properly...;)
@Millionlittlee the hill cannot be destroyed in anyway and has no magic card affiliation or type...;)
Can it be exiled?
Quote from: izik99 on May 23, 2013, 05:06:29 PM
Quote from: whitedrake on May 23, 2013, 04:28:07 PM
Quote from: Birdbrain on May 23, 2013, 03:04:21 PM
Quote from: Millionlittlee on May 23, 2013, 02:51:47 PM
So the hill is a indestructible land correct?
someone declared it that after I basicly {frenzied tilling}'Ed it to take it from Mikefrompluto. So yes
@Birdbrain the fact that hill is indestructible was stated from the beggining only few people here did not read rules properly...;)
@Millionlittlee the hill cannot be destroyed in anyway and has no magic card affiliation or type...;)
Can it be exiled?
It cannot be destroyed in any way...;) neither exile... Vaporize... Anihilate... Disintegrate... It is imunne to any magic card...:D and/ or magic players...;)
Quote from: Birdbrain on May 23, 2013, 02:45:58 PM
I stuff you in a trash can and roll you down the hill. The hill is now mine
I {Terminate} you and burn your body. The hill is mine
I {Assassinate} you.
I pull out a {Sphere of Safety} so I can sit alone with my {Nicol Bolas, Planeswalker}.
Come towards my cause brethren.
The hill is in my possession and thus it is mine.
I cast another Nicol and they both die (might as well, won't be able to for long) and {Dread Return} myself. I then proceed to {Oblivion Ring} you.
The hill is mine again
I wake up and realize everything in history.
Reality is mine
I'm secretly {Misthollow Griffin} and cast myself. I then proceed to politely cast {Kill Destroy} to annoy you all with Un-Sets.
You heard a {Bump in the night} and suffered from {Mental Agony} then you were devoured by a {Pillar of Flame} i suck up to the top riding a {Thundermaw Hellkite}
The hill is now mine
I stuff ou in a large tire and roll you down the hill. The hill is mine
I get pedobear after you.
The hill is mine
He isn't interested in me since I'm 26. I stuff both of you in a giant hamster ball (after tranquilizing the bear) and roll you down the hill. The hill is mine
Thundermaw hellkie eats you both because i gave him devour 20 so he is now a 45/45 and he is protecting me
The hill is now mine
I cut myself out of the helkite and go to the top of the hill and just sit. After some contemplation. I decide the hill should be shared by everyone. The hill is everyone's
I am a tyrant and {Boros Charm} myself and {Supreme Verdict} you all
The hill is mine and only mine
Bacon Potato wins everytime.The hill is mine .
Quote from: IntoFire on May 24, 2013, 03:18:28 AM
Bacon Potato wins everytime.The hill is mine .
I put turkey in your potato. The hill is mine!
After returning from a long and arduous but successful quest to obtain all three pieces of the triforce I use its power to banish you all to the void between realms and claim dominion over the hill
The hill is mine
I collect all 7 dragonballs and summon Shenron. I ask him to make me king and place my castle on this hill. You all now serve me in my kingdom and....
The hill is mine!
I give you all seasons of dragon ball, and dragon ball Z on DVD. The hill is mine, and I declare it to be everyone's
I attack with my army of {Nazis}.
I have Majin buu turn everyone into chocolate and together we feast.
The hill is mine.
I use bulma's blutz ray gun to turn into a giant Saiyan ape and destroy everyone and everything on the hill. I sit down on the hill and dare anyone to come near...
The hill is mine!
I ask Tarzan for help to lure the ape away then I {Lava Axe} you.I use super glue on the hill to glue myself permanently on the hill and the hill is mine.
I melt your glue with my flamethrower, after I torch you, I duck-tape myself to the hill and cover my body with gorilla glue. chuck Norris stands guard over me. I win.
Quote from: IceScythe on May 25, 2013, 11:16:35 PM
I melt your glue with my flamethrower, after I torch you, I duck-tape myself to the hill and cover my body with gorilla glue. chuck Norris stands guard over me. I win.
I summon Bruce Lee to defeat Chuck Norris and cut off your head and leave your body as a reminder to all who dare oppose me
I reanimate Bruce lee (The only known man to defeat Chuck Norris) and pit fight him against Norris. After Lee wins I dig the earth around where you are glued and toss you down the hill. I plant flowers to remember you by.
The hill is mine!
Quote from: Agarrita80 on May 25, 2013, 11:25:42 PM
I reanimate Bruce lee (The only known man to defeat Chuck Norris) and pit fight him against Norris. After Lee wins I dig the earth around where you are glued and toss you down the hill. I plant flowers to remember you by.
The hill is mine!
What'd you do about me?
I guess you and I and the two Bruce lee's live happily ever after on the hill haha
The hill is ours for thinking alike!
Quote from: Agarrita80 on May 25, 2013, 11:40:09 PM
I guess you and I and the two Bruce lee's live happily ever after on the hill haha
The hill is ours for thinking alike!
Yah! Bruce Lee!
I cast {Nevermore} naming {Sever The Bloodline}, and every kill/exile spell ever, and do the same for all enchantment destroyers. And all board wipe
I feed all of you ChocNut.You don't know what ChocNut is so you run away and I claim the hill once again.
I have my Blastoise use water gun to wash my mouth of the ChocNut then have him use Hydro Pump to blow away my competition.
The hill is mine.
my level 76 Mage from Dragon Quest Casts Woosh, you are all swept away in a tornado, then he casts Kabuff on me, my toughness is now 99.
I use my ocarina in the temple of time and kill your dragon when it was a whelp. While in the past I invest heavily in gold. I come back to the present a rich man and create an impenetrable wall around the hill with archers stationed at the top of the wall. I reside in the inner wall with my queen.
The hill is mine!
Because it is fun. Btw I challenge you for the hill by playing magic. I won our game the hill is mine
I cast Sap, your toughness is set to one, and then I cast frizz and burn you alive. I control the hill.
(why you ignore my controlling of the hill??)
Screw it,I cast a Blackhole and the hill is gone.
You never had the hill because I went back in time and killed your dragon. So without the dragon you would not have the cojones to try to take over the hill thus the hill was mine. I buy the hill from the city and post an eviction notice on the hill. Everyone must be off the hill within 15 days and then....
The hill is mine!
I destroy the city so your eviction notice is null and void and then I proceed to hire a band of gummy bear mercenaries to take over the hill.
The hill is mine!
Quote from: Ageniv on May 26, 2013, 11:04:55 PM
I destroy the city so your eviction notice is null and void and then I proceed to hire a band of gummy bear mercenaries to take over the hill.
The hill is mine!
I {Devour} you gummy bears and {Oblivion Ring} you
The hill is mine
I populate the hill infinite times, then give everyone a hill.
the hill is now ours.
:D
Quote from: jqnorman on May 27, 2013, 02:45:33 AM
I populate the hill infinite times, then give everyone a hill.
the hill is now ours.
I {Counterflux} your spell the hill is now mine!
Quote from: Hunteroffire9 on May 27, 2013, 11:20:02 AM
Quote from: jqnorman on May 27, 2013, 02:45:33 AM
I populate the hill infinite times, then give everyone a hill.
the hill is now ours.
I {Counterflux} your spell the hill is now mine!
I walk to the top of the hill and push you off
The hill is now mine!!!!!!
In mid air {Chandra's Phoenix}
Catching me in mid air then turns u Into
Ash.....
And the hill is now mine!
I {Abrupt Decay} you, {Dissipate} in hand.
I own the hill
{Dispel} the {Dissipate} and then eat lots of food so I get really fat then when I sit on the hill you think I am the hill so you fight over ruling me but in reality...
THE HILL IS MINE!
I {Murder} you.Then I take then I take the hill for myself.
I walk to the top of the hill and throw something shiny down it, you chase after the shiny thing
The hill is mine
I blast you of the top of the hill with my cannon
The hill is MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I bring a hot girl to the hill while you are distracted I use pillar of flame to kill you. I now have the hill with a hot chick :P
I lure your hot chick with a hotter guy.Push you of the hill and the hill is mine now
Damn you!!
Me follows precious shinies
I use {Snakeform} to turn myself into a snake and since snakes do not like agonies I come back up the hill and eat you.
The hill is now mine! (Even though I'm a fat snake)
I summon St Patrick to banish you to the sea
You will be severely clubbed if you come back on the land
I put on some clogs and do a jig.
The hill is now mine
While you're meditating I call my Gruul warriors for a surprise raid and the hill is now mine
I summon a {B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster Left)}and {B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster Right)}, the hill is mine
{Supreme Verdict} sorry but the hill is once again mine muhahahahahaaaa
I walk up and send you rolling down the hill
The hill is mine
I walk up to the hill, but the I realize I would rather be with my girl friend
I teleport to the base of the hill VIA tardis and cannot be stopped, and pull out and fire a machine gun with unlimited ammo. I then call
The Mods say this post is too idiotic to continue.
Does that mean I won?
ALL BOW DOWN
I think it means that I won
Did you look at my protection? Nothing gets past to me.
Me and {Invisible Stalker} walk next to you unnoticed and {Searing Spear} you in the back to claim the hill
Quote from: Mattao19 on May 30, 2013, 10:29:48 PM
Me and {Invisible Stalker} walk next to you unnoticed and {Searing Spear} you in the back to claim the hill
The tardis, as revealed in reboot season one finale, has a force field to snyonbe that was in it.
Quote from: Mlerner12 on May 30, 2013, 10:36:26 PM
Quote from: Mattao19 on May 30, 2013, 10:29:48 PM
Me and {Invisible Stalker} walk next to you unnoticed and {Searing Spear} you in the back to claim the hill
The tardis, as revealed in reboot season one finale, has a force field to snyonbe that was in it.
I then notice the spear floating midair and start shooting. Only you two are hhurt. You can't enter the tardis.
I STILL have the hill.
Fine you win *goes to shake hand then pushes you through the {Door to Nothingness}*
Looks like victory is mine
The tardis catches me and materializes on you. You are blasted to nothingness.
Sorry to burst your bubble.
I HAVE THE HILL
I just throw Doors at you from afar
I have a tardis, and never left it.
The hill will never NOT be mine1
I floop the pig. The hill is mine.
When was there a pig? That wouldn't stop me, the tardis can only be moved when being piloted, and then I just get out and shoot you with my laser beam gun.
STILLmine, suckers!
Join forces?
WE WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE
(Goes to shake your hand then blasts you into oblivion with my gun)
Sorry, didn't want to be betrayed again.
The hill is mine.
I FLOOP THE PIG! YOUR CORN KNIGHTS ARE HELPLESS!
Quote from: prayos on May 31, 2013, 09:47:01 AM
I floop the pig. The hill is mine.
Adventure Time reference from the game "Card Wars".
I set up boomboxes and giant speakers on one side of the hill. I put Nickelback in the CD player and hit the repeat button. After days you start going out of your mind and are forced to vacate the hill. I remove my earmuffs and take control of the hill!
The hill is mine!
It still doesn't help, your pig flooping abilities are useless here. In other words...
"You have no power here!" King Theodin, lord of the mark
The doctor and his allies are unstoppable when all joined together.
MAH HILL
my pig ears your cornfields, you have no land so you can't cast anything. my 2/2 pig kills your 1/1 wandering bald man. I control the hill
Les get one thing straight. The doctors sonic screwdriver would destroy the boom boxes. Not your hill, mine. Also the ninth tenth and eleventh doctors and his seven companions armed with their weapons would probably be 17/17 with double strike and trample.
As you can see, my defenses make the hill mine.
The nickel back one was almost my downfall though.
Fine have that boring hill I made a new hill with a bunch of models and parties on it. Ya you can say my hill is THE hill now because it's pretty awesome but very exclusive so you can't come but have fun on that boring hill
Pity that your idea is against rules...;) First check rules in the first post...;)
~ whitedrake
^^^^^^^^^^ Illegal post!!!! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I watch as the police take you away!
The hill is mine!
Lol my bad sorry about that
there is only one hill, but I control The Valley, a club for eccentric billionaire planar walkers.
But how do you do that moving post?
Why does everyone forget my defenses?
The hill is MINE1
I bring in 7 of 9 and a Borg cube. They assimilate your defenses and set up Borg defenses. The hill is mine¡!!!!
YOU MUST BELIEVE IN YOURSELF
HOWDOYOUDOTHAT
ALSOHOWDOYOUSPACEIHAVEANOPHONEIPHONE4
I had to figure it out padawan, now you too must learn the art of the scrolling text
My text evade you and got to the top of the hill, crushing you on it's way out. The hill is mine now.
Yes, the scroll is within you my young padawan.
IM INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
While the rest of you are busy making words move I claim the hill
The hill is mine
I send a stream of moving words that wraps you up, and gently lifts you off the hill, and sets you down in shanghai. While your there. I claim the hill for myself, and declare it to be everyone's the hill is everyone's
😰😰 I am becoming depressed at my insbility to do this. I am pondering murder.
Quote from: Mlerner12 on June 01, 2013, 07:26:45 PM
😰😰 I am becoming depressed at my insbility to do this. I am pondering murder.
Quote my post
Quote from: Birdbrain on June 01, 2013, 07:33:37 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on June 01, 2013, 07:26:45 PM
😰😰 I am becoming depressed at my insbility to do this. I am pondering murder.
Quote my post
Thanks. I almost missed it.
Throws knife at Birdbrain anyways
Still don't know how to do that 😠
Quote the post and look at what I typed. Maybe not all of it showed up, or part says something like shift?
Amongst the confusion birdbrain has created.
I took a big 💩 on the top of the hill.
It is now mine(the hill)
Posing as a janitor I scoop your 💩 off the hill with a shovel which I then use to bash you over the head and throw you off the hill,
The hill is mine
I use a super, ultimate, sonic wave of ultimate unending doom and destruction to blast you of the top of the hill
ThehillisnowmineandonlyMINE!!!!!!!!!
I play mirror force
Oh wait wrong game.
[bold]
While we're being insane...
As I run up the hill, I slip on the pile of 💩that someone left. As I lay looking up at the sky, a Borg cube materializes and starts to beam Borg down. The Borg proceed to assimilate everything on the hill. The hill is now Borg.
Quote from: rarehuntertay on June 03, 2013, 01:44:55 PM
As I run up the hill, I slip on the pile of 💩that someone left. As I lay looking up at the sky, a Borg cube materializes and starts to beam Borg down. The Borg proceed to assimilate everything on the hill. The hill is now Borg.
Lmao!!! +1 lol but then i get borg and shove some super 💩 in his face and he just explodes, as i proceed to the top i see a monkey, a cute little monkey, i name him bobo. The hill is now mine and bobo's
Well, Q just brings some more down.
And he said "may death rain upon them!"
And yes, it did.
💀
☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁
💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩
💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩
💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩
💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩
Chocolate rain! Some stay dry while others feel the pain. Chocolate rain!
The hill is mine because I stayed dry
The Borgs get back into their ship and zap everyone on earth. This cannot be stopped.
They then proceed to make the hill metal and pronounce it Borg.
Quote from: Mlerner12 on June 03, 2013, 07:26:05 PM
The Borgs get back into their ship and zap everyone on earth. This cannot be stopped.
They then proceed to make the hill metal and pronounce it Borg.
No 😠 the borgs are dead, they felt the pain
Not the backups remaining in the ship.
DEATH SHALL RAIN UPON THEM😱
While all the commotion goes on over the hill, I snatch all the churros.
Everyone who conquers the hill will now be hungry
Quote from: Muggywuggy on June 03, 2013, 08:32:38 PM
While all the commotion goes on over the hill, I snatch all the churros.
Everyone who conquers the hill will now be hungry
Well, I packed food of the gods...
PANKACKES- gluten free, nut free, soy free, dairy free, and
DELICIOUS
Hohoho
I use the
Power
Of yolo..
The hill is now mine
The Borgs swagger up to you and shout...
HAKUNA MATATA!
You are so overwhelmed that they throw twilight pages at you, which drives you out of your mind. The hill is Borg.
MY LEVEL 13 PALADIN CASTS PINCUSHION, SPIKES PROTRUDE FROM THE HILL AND KILL THE BORGS, I TAKE THE HILL. MY LEVEL 25 ARMAMENTALIST CASTS FIRE FOURCE, I AM NOW IMBUED WITH THE POWER OF FIRE. MWAHAHAHAHA
I AM PRESENTED THE HOLY POWER OF DISNEY SONGS.
I know I'm A nerd for memorizing Disney songs but someday I'll find sooomewheeere I beloooooong!
I shoot mlerner in the throat with my great bow from the top of the hill, I then proceed to bring out loudspeakers and subwoofers and begin playing "You can not believe it" by Copy
I gather all three pieces of the triforce and Make-A-Wish. I wish to rule the hill and you are all my subjects.
The hill is mine
DID THEY SEND ME ICESCYTHE
WHEN I ASKED
FOR SOMEONE WITH A GOOD TASTE IN MUSIC?
This is the saddest playlist I've ever hears but you can bet before were through
Somehow I'll
Make a band
Out of youuuuuuuu!
I scoff at you for using capital letters as if it makes you cool or something and since I scoffed all of you run away to have a quick cry before coming back to find me (temporarily) in control of the hill.
I RAP TO "THE REAL SLIM SHADY" ACCURATELY
SHOW UP THAT, FOOL!
{WHAT IS LOVE, BABY DON'T HURT ME, DONT HURT ME, NO MORE}
MY HOUSE
IN THE MIDDLE IF THE STREET
I walk to the top of the hill and ask politely if I can take the the hill. The current hill owner (pleased about my good manners) gladly gives me the hill.
The hill is mine
you didn't say thank you, I take the hill back from this utter discrace to chivalry.
Quote from: Agarrita80 on June 03, 2013, 10:52:51 PM
I gather all three pieces of the triforce and Make-A-Wish. I wish to rule the hill and you are all my subjects.
The hill is mine
Except I already have the triforce
Quote from: IceScythe on June 04, 2013, 12:38:02 AM
you didn't say thank you, I take the hill back from this utter discrace to chivalry.
I slap you in a left to right movement with a pair of regulation off-white leather duel challenging gloves, after winning the duel I claim the hill
The hill is mine
Then I slap you right to left challenge you to a duel win and
CLAIM THE HILL
I offer Matteo a foil {Voice of Resurgence} for control of the hill. Unable to resist he concedes the hill over to me. On his way down the hill a mob of magic card stealing thieves cross paths with Matteo an he loses the voice to them in exchange for his life. I buy the card back from the thieves for 15$. Silly thieves!
The hill is mine!
I just win.
I WIN LOUDER!
I don't even like voice of resurgence!!
DO YOU WIN LOUDER TGAN ME?
🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊
YES I DO YES I DO YES I DO YES I DO
🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊
I sneak up and claim the hill, unheard because of the shouting contest
Lol nice
🎤🎤🎧🎧🎵🎵🎶🎶🔊🔊📢📢🎼🎼
NOT TODAY SUCKER
🎺🎺🎷🎷🎸🎸🎤🎤🔔🔔🎻🎻🎹🎹
I AM LOUDEST
Still quietly in possession of the hill
I get my {Ruric Thar, the Unbowed} to make as much noise as possible and as you pay attention to him I sneak up behind you and {Murder} you and then I claim the hill!!
I just,you know,get the hill.Why?No reason,just because
IntoFire sold me the hill for a condom. I own it.
But the hill I sold you was fake.So I still own the hill and you lost a condom.
I get my lvl. 100 Blastoise to Hydro Pump IntoFire therefore extinguishing the fire and killing him. Me, Blastoise, Mewtwo, Charizard, and Celebi (all lvl. 100) claim the hill
I get into your Nintendo system and delete all of your pokemon,kick you off and claim the hill for myself.
That's evil!!
I kill u guys all I own the hill
I {Disentomb} myself and {Murder} you since your back was turned.
Luckily I use my device cause am shaco ad u killed my clone I own the hill
Quote from: Black Death on June 13, 2013, 10:29:31 AM
Luckily I use my device cause am shaco ad u killed my clone I own the hill
I ask {Hitler} to {Murder} you for using wrong grammar,why?Because I'm a {GRAMMAR NAZI}!!!
Ask the Russians to nuke u there is no more hill cause I stole it
I own the hill
I cast {Force Feild} to protect the hill and me do that I still own it,
Being a master thief I steal it under ur nose and leave u a present a giant dodo pile
I own the hill
Quote from: Black Death on June 15, 2013, 08:49:09 AM
Being a master thief I steal it under ur nose and leave u a present a giant dodo pile
I own the hill
But I have a patent on the hill so even if your'e standing on it,it still belongs to me.
HaHa
But the hill was claimed as a base for the US army! None of us can ever have the hill back!
Too bad am Russian and they fight USA for the hill and they give it to me and it was a gold hill. I mealt it down and sell it I'm rich and u guys each have a piece of the hill. We all own the hill
The US defeated you, and then formed an alliance with ou.... You didn't do that!
Quote from: Mlerner12 on June 17, 2013, 09:39:30 AM
The US defeated you, and then formed an alliance with ou.... You didn't do that!
But I did
I cast {Day of Judgment} to destroy both forces.I claim the hill.
We'll I have a {Faith Reward} I own the hill
Given everything that has happened to the previous tenants of the hill, I swiftly run from the hill and hide in a corner and go to my happy place.
The hill is NOT mine!
You spelled {Faith's Reward} wrong so the reward does not go to you and the hill stays with me.
Too bad u fall if the hill I own the hill
Quote from: Black Death on June 19, 2013, 11:03:14 AM
Too bad u fall if the hill I own the hill
The Grammar Nazis arrest you for that statement. I follow them and when they leave with you, I take and own the hill
I sue you. I own the hill
Why do you sue?
I am corrupted and I bribe the judge so I sue u for wasting precious recourse of the government the air
I go back in time, Terminator style, and kill your great grandfathers. I own the hill
Too bad I'm Father Time.
Screw time,time doesn't exist in the dimension were in.I own the hill.
So if time doesn't exist I have it forever because u fell off. I own the hill.
How can we know that you are ACTUALLY Father Time?
Happy place... Happy place...
*cries softly*
I bring bean burritos up to the hill. You eat me all. Couple hours later you run off the hill to find a toilet for your explosive diarrhea. The hill is mine! ⭐🗻
I come back and fart. You run off for a gas mask. I own the hill.
Time does not exist on this plane,therefore,Father Time does not exist.Thus,none Of the previous stated actions had ever happened.The hill is still barren,a lonely flower sitting atop it.Waiting to be plucked.No one will,for no one exists so it will always be empty.
Let me guess the flower is a mint condition Alpha {Black Lotus}?
It's an even {blacker lotus}!
Quote from: Mlerner12 on June 21, 2013, 10:06:14 AM
It's an even {blacker lotus}!
Lol I love the Un-Sets
I become sephiroth and begin Cast meteor. Nobody has Holy because nobody is Aeris. World is destroyed except for me and my hill.
Hill is now mine. And I can search space forever for the Promised Land...and mother...
I regenerate myself with {Golgari Charm} and when you are out looking for you mother in space I claim the hill!!
Rember,time does not exist here.Sp,none nof that happens.
I walk up to the hill slowly undress and right when I'm about to take my last article of clothing off, you run off screaming in horror . I'm butt naked and the hill is mine!
Dammit,no one listens to me.
Quote from: Destore117 on June 21, 2013, 02:24:25 PM
I become sephiroth and begin Cast meteor. Nobody has Holy because nobody is Aeris. World is destroyed except for me and my hill.
Hill is now mine. And I can search space forever for the Promised Land...and mother...
That one spell he casts where he blows up all the planets including earth always made me laugh. Somehow you just take a few HP points of damage, then come back and kill him.
Yep. Dat W revive materia plus KotR on revival
I'm Sepheroth from Kingdom Hearts.
I now take out my big ass sword, and procede to kill you all. You cannot be regenerated, and you now {Rest in Peace}
THE HILL IS MINE!!!
The final Omnislash was epic! Final Getsugatensho was almost as cool
I am the hill master,I own all hills.
Quote from: IntoFire on June 21, 2013, 11:09:47 PM
I am the hill master,I own all hills.
I see no permit saying this! I need to see your papers.
Besides, your dead! :D
{Disentomb} nigga!
Yeah and I'm still naked atop the hill
Your dead naked.
Oh yeah flicker killed me 😩
I convince Karn to come here to this hill plabe and he causes the hill to be exiled. No more hill and we can all stop this tomfoolery
I Dreadbore Karn just as he appears,so I still own the hill.
I kill u with my big ass axe. I own the hill. A united Noxus could control the hill and should.
But I am an INDESTRUCTIBLE {Stuffy Doll} ,therefore,the damage from the axe only goes to you.
Well u get walk into a {Door to Nothingness}. I own the hill.
The grammar police, led by me, come and arrest you for the previous post and confiscate the hill ad evidence. The hill is the US government's.
I am a hitman,I kill every government official,and then,I claim the hill for myself!
Quote from: IntoFire on June 22, 2013, 09:27:03 PM
I am a hitman,I kill every government official,and then,I claim the hill for myself!
I'mPAC-manandIeateverybodyofthetopofthehillthehillismine
Why do people still want to do this? They all die.
Anyways, I use my mind magic to convince everyone that statement is true, and you all run away in fear.
I then camly stroll up the hill, place a "Beware Of T-Rex" sign, and camly stroll back down.
No-one really wants the hill...
I do
Why!?!?
Because possibly it is quite cool to be on top of the hill and own it...:)
I want the hill therefore I own the hill
Well I want it MORE...
Nobody wants it more than me
I buy it
I come to you with the real owner of the land the hill is on, and his attorney. They say the hill was illegally sold and bring you down for some questioning. I go to the top of the hill and prepare to block everyone else
The hill is mine
I politely ask Bird Brain to share the hill with him. Since he currently owns it I say that he owns 60% I own 40%.
Why would he do this?
Because I can help protect it for you.
:D
I buy it I own the hill
Quote from: Black Death on June 26, 2013, 08:07:35 PM
I buy it I own the hill
Quote from: Birdbrain on June 26, 2013, 05:53:57 PM
I come to you with the real owner of the land the hill is on, and his attorney. They say the hill was illegally sold and bring you down for some questioning. I go to the top of the hill and prepare to block everyone else
The hill is mine
Quote from: Birdbrain on June 26, 2013, 05:53:57 PM
I come to you with the real owner of the land the hill is on, and his attorney. They say the hill was illegally sold and bring you down for some questioning. I go to the top of the hill and prepare to block everyone else
The hill is mine
I contact a few landscapers and government officials saying that the hill is unsightly. Do to everyone's unwillingness to give up the hill cops are called and everyone is arrested. Except for me I make the Hill into a Hobbit hole and
The Hill is Mine
Except you were dreaming and I own the hill.
I buy it. I own the hill
Quote from: Birdbrain on June 26, 2013, 09:37:17 PM
Quote from: Birdbrain on June 26, 2013, 05:53:57 PM
I come to you with the real owner of the land the hill is on, and his attorney. They say the hill was illegally sold and bring you down for some questioning. I go to the top of the hill and prepare to block everyone else
The hill is mine
I drop a nuke on the hill the severe radiation kills everyone without hazmat suits. I happen to have one and sit on the decayed hill. Yay the hill is mine
I rise from the ashes as a Phoenix and incinerate you. The hill is mine
You mean like {Chandra's Phoenix}?
Quote from: Agarrita80 on June 27, 2013, 04:58:41 PM
I rise from the ashes as a Phoenix and incinerate you. The hill is mine
Surprised at no MGS style ways to take the hill but oh! I use my New-U station and throw water on the Phoenix making it a regular bird. I keep you in a cage on my desolate hill.
I summon a 300-foot tall invincible Pikachu to rain death upon each of you and slay any who approach the hill. That being said, I still don't want the hill.
The hill is no-ones...
Twas all a dream,I still own the hill.
Dream becomes reality.
No one one owns the hill.
I buy it I own the hill
Yew try. To but Pikachu kills yew.
I play a lvl. 100 Onyx and kill your puny Pikachu
I pay rent to black and I live on the hill but he owns it
That's good with me :)
This game is about greed,why are all of you trying to conquer an unconquerable hill?
I'm done Trying to conquer it, so I pay rent now
Al least someone understands...
I decide I don't want the hill so I build a house as far away from it as I can and live out my days away from you silly fools.
At last the hill again is barren.Players peace have been restored at last.
Not yet steps up this hill is mine
Flicks on the tv and flips it over to the news. "Yep. Still bickering over the hill."
Realizes hill is boring shrugs places a army o slivers atop it and an eldrazinmonument looks around and says the slivers now have the hill leaves to hang out with Destore
Watches the slivers controlling the hill and turns to charbelcher I demand a rematch for that bogus game -.-
Smiles ill see if I can dig up my dragon deck I may have to wing it ;)
What ever happened to the Hillpact?
Idk I didn't feel like looking through 27 pages of back and forth, hill still belongs to the indominatable slivers
Can someone just cast {choice of Damnations} and sacrifice the hill! :O what a concept!
So yew guys finally see my logic?
I can't sleep with all the commotion on the hill ... I complain to Death
I release bees opun the slivers, they are allergic so they die, then i build a house on the hill and sell the house to FBLTHP and he is no longer {Totally Lost} since he is awesome everybody gives up
Everybody. PARTY AT FBLTHP'S
FBLTHP throws the best parties!!
I cast a Craterize.
I dont give a crap, I want this game to end now.
I resign from this battle. Good day.
In honor of FBLTHP I go berserk and destroy everything in my path to claim the hill
I cast {Redirect} and change the target of {berserk} to me, destroy everything in my way to get to the hill, and put infinite regeneration shields on myself. And turn myself into a Wall. With indestructible, hexproof, and "Spells without targets can't be cast." And "this card can't be sacrificed."
Suddenly returning after a long time I ignore your rules text and kick you off my hill
The hill is mine
I activate Karn's ultimate, restart the game, and walk up the hill. The hill is mine.
And then I surround myself with portals to the End.
Opens a {door to nothingness} above the hill so anyone who goes near the hill is removed from existence
{Uncle Istvan} defeats all.
It turns out {Uncle Istvan} is my uncle, and he lets me onto the hill. The hill is ours. FREINDSHIP!
End.
He's your uncle too? Same here I guess out grandparents had a lot of babies
Lets conquer the hill together as cousins!
Unite!!
UNITE!
Yes.
Fine. UNITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol my bad UNITE!!!
NEVER! COMUNISM!!!!!!
I think me and my cousins win :)
Uniet
UNITE!!!
Gooby pls, untye!
MURDER ICE SCYTHE!!!!!
It resolves
I shall stand alone, as always, Onei un passé pas
Hire Charlie sheen to control the hill. He is always winning so the hill is untakeable
Offer him a bottle of Scotch for the hill my cousins and I retake the hill (with ease)
Lol probably should have thought that out better
Yep lol
What the hell happened to Unite?
Quote from: Mattao19 on July 08, 2013, 12:32:56 AM
Offer him a bottle of Scotch for the hill my cousins and I retake the hill (with ease)
I said the COUSINS retake the hill
YAY COUSINS!
Yeeeeaaaaa
AAAAAWWWWWW YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
YEEEEEAAAAAAOOOFFFFF
*is punched*
Iiiiii hhhhhhhaaaaaavvvveeee CCCCCOOOOOOOOKKKKKIIIIIEEEESSSSS
Quote from: IntoFire on July 09, 2013, 09:10:39 AM
Iiiiii hhhhhhhaaaaaavvvveeee CCCCCOOOOOOOOKKKKKIIIIIEEEESSSSS
What kind?
Peanut butter cookies, hopefully. Unless someone is allergic to peanuts. Is anyone?
I'm not and can you put some chocolate chips in them?
Sure. . . If no one is allergic to chocolate.
I'm allergic to both...
UNITE!
UNITE!
UNITE!
Gooby pls
UNTIE
EITNU
Unite?
UNITE!
UNITE
UNTIE
Necktie! Nickel!...it's definitely an N word...
Klatu Voratta Nhergherghergh!
UNITE!!!!!!!UNITE!!!!!!!!UNITE!!!!!!!!!
UNITE!!!
UNITE!!!!
Band!
UNITE&BAND!!!!!!!
AS COUSINS,WE TAKE THIS HILL TOGETHER!!!!!!
COUSINS UNITE!!
Cousins, we shall unite as a band of cousins and take over everything! First the hill, next, THE WORLD!
THEN,THE ENTIRE TRI-STATE AREA!!!!!!!
I like the sounds of this IM IN!!
EVERYONE!!!,UNITE!!!!!
INDEED!!
UNITE!!!!!!
COUSINS!!!!! , THE HILL IS OURS!!!!!!!!
Yeah
IT'S OURS FOREVER!!!
IT IS OUR KEEPSAKE!!!!!!
We shall create a store that has all of our keepsakes and it will encase the hill. For the hill is the greatest treasure ever known to any of our cousins.
We will sell the hill as a snowglobe.That a good idea?
Such unsightly manners. This tomfoolery about hills and conquering needs to cease and desist
Not even close the cousins have a wall of zombies from {Army of the Damned} and we flashed it back!! And we also have 4 {Undead Warchief}s
your zombies shall cower in fear of my {Relentless Rats}!
I pass go and collect $200. The hill is mine.
I cause you to {Turn to Slag}, Teh hill is mine
I tell yo mammas that they are fighting over the hill. They ground you all.
Daft Punk told me that I'm Doing it right, so I keep the hill
UNITE?
UNITE!
UNITE!
No
I rode on the back of Chewbacca while he rode a two-headed unicorn. The hill is now mine.
I give you a snow globe from our nick-nack shop. You like it. I take the hill in the name of {Uncle Istvan}.
UNITE!!
DISBAND!!!
NEVER!!!
COMMUNISM!
UNITE!
We all saw logic and plowed the hill down to create a super awesome parking lot. For orphans. On the moon.
And the we built a Space Academy for young boys to train them for the alien invasion that will take place in te near future.There was one boy who came along and changed everything...
My voice calls you as if I were a siren, calling you to your doom. (I am) Then I open up a chasm for you all to fall into as I run up atop the hill, and claim it in the name of *a future legendary siren
I call upon the great powers of the majestically perfect Kim Jong-Un to kill you all and claim the hill for the all-powerful North Korea.
I open a gift shop to sell trinkets while all of you fight over the hill.
I evoke my dear friend tiki Kiki and copy every last thing that has been posted before and after this post and than literally bury ALL of you with it, the force is so great that it smashes the hill flat, there is no more hill , high five OP riki
Idk why but I thought someone moved the hill to the moon xD
I just walked up to the the hill, with no one upon it, it turns out everything you have been fighting over was a great illusion. So I sit there on the hill, wondering about the possibilities of this world, while eating a tray of lasagna. The hill is mine now!
In a last minute climatic turn of events Goku and Vegeta decide splode earth so I push every one on the hill away and throw down a bubble shield as the world explodes around me, and tears running down my face at all the bloodshed I vow never to let this senseless battle for a hill tear this community apart!!
What's the power level at?
Sensu beans?
Has anyone made...
OVER 9000
Posts?
Your mom has.
This thread died.
yep.
Time to {Reanimate} this thread then !! 😝
UNITE!!!!!
{Shivan Dragon} fire blast everyone here !!
The hill belongs to me and my fellow dragons now !!
My {silver knight} walks gingerly up to the top of the hill and has a picnic...
Noooo, he has protection from Red !!!
Quick, {Yosei, the Morning Star}, take him out !!
I walked up the hill.
Everyone saw how badass I am.
Everyone else .poo. themselves.
Everyone else left.
The hill is now mine.
Mizark- So badass that he didn't notice the little {Sluiceway Scorpion} standing next to him
Agrus Kos- What ? *Sting* 💀
Mizark- Mwahahahaha *Sting* 💀
Nicol Bolas- -_-' How many times do i have to revive you ??!! *revives me*
Mizark- Wow, that was imbarrassing.....but the hill is mine MWAHAHAHAHA
Nicol Bolas- -_-'
"Sometimes you die a glorious death with your sword held high. Sometimes you're just target practice."
Mizark...was target practice.
I hit him with my {Searing Spear} and yelled "Catch" at his Scorpion, {Lava Axe}.
Nicol Bolas, being the scared punk he his, simply .poo. himself and left.
Little did Agrus know that was just a {Renegade Doppelganger} and the real Mizark {Lightning Bolt} him
I just take my level X mewtwo and hyper beam my opposition.
Quote from: Mizark on August 10, 2013, 10:44:27 AM
Little did Agrus know that was just a {Renegade Doppelganger} and the real Mizark {Lightning Bolt} him
Actually, I had thought of that. I used my epic powers to {Withstand Death}.
"I am a necromancer! I can never die!" I screamed as I put Mizark on the {Path to Exile}.
As Mlerner walked up the hill he tripped and broke his neck.
I AM THE SUPREME RULER OF THE HILL!!!
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on August 10, 2013, 11:19:58 AM
Quote from: Mizark on August 10, 2013, 10:44:27 AM
Little did Agrus know that was just a {Renegade Doppelganger} and the real Mizark {Lightning Bolt} him
Actually, I had thought of that. I used my epic powers to {Withstand Death}.
"I am a necromancer! I can never die!" I screamed as I put Mizark on the {Path to Exile}.
As Mlerner walked up the hill he tripped and broke his neck.
I AM THE SUPREME RULER OF THE HILL!!!
Not so fast, you have to contend with Mewtwo, who used a full revive on me. And he hyper beams you into oblivion. I own the hill.
Quote from: Mlerner12 on August 10, 2013, 11:22:03 AM
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on August 10, 2013, 11:19:58 AM
Quote from: Mizark on August 10, 2013, 10:44:27 AM
Little did Agrus know that was just a {Renegade Doppelganger} and the real Mizark {Lightning Bolt} him
Actually, I had thought of that. I used my epic powers to {Withstand Death}.
"I am a necromancer! I can never die!" I screamed as I put Mizark on the {Path to Exile}.
As Mlerner walked up the hill he tripped and broke his neck.
I AM THE SUPREME RULER OF THE HILL!!!
Not so fast, you have to contend with Mewtwo, who used a full revive on me. And he hyper beams you into oblivion. I own the hill.
That's what {Redirect} is for. :) After feigning interest at Mlerner's little attempt, I raised my hands and an army of angels, spirits and zombies descend onto the hill, my personal army. Mewtow can not stand up against my army of spirits, zombies and angels!!
Lmao 😂😂😂poor Mlenner
You might be a Necromancer Agrus but I Mizark, the Dragon Marked am a Dracomancer !!
You might be able to {Reanimate} the dead, but you cannot reannimate what does not exist !!
I'LL {INCINARATE} YOU !!!
Now {Rest in Peace} !
Quote from: Mizark on August 10, 2013, 11:27:20 AM
Lmao 😂😂😂poor Mlenner
You might be a Necromancer Agrus but I Mizark, the Dragon Marked am a Dracomancer !!
You might be able to {Reanimate} the dead, but you cannot reannimate what does not exist !!
I'LL {INCINARATE} YOU !!!
Now {Rest in Peace} !
My {Restoration Angel} flashes in and bounces my saving me from the utter incineration. As I bounce back in I tumble down the hill, thrown by the blast. I reach the bottom of the hill, I glance up at the dracomancer and plot my revenge...
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on August 10, 2013, 11:31:02 AM
Quote from: Mizark on August 10, 2013, 11:27:20 AM
Lmao 😂😂😂poor Mlenner
You might be a Necromancer Agrus but I Mizark, the Dragon Marked am a Dracomancer !!
You might be able to {Reanimate} the dead, but you cannot reannimate what does not exist !!
I'LL {INCINARATE} YOU !!!
Now {Rest in Peace} !
My {Restoration Angel} flashes in and bounces my saving me from the utter incineration. As I bounce back in I tumble down the hill, thrown by the blast. I reach the bottom of the hill, I glance up at the dracomancer and plot my revenge...
*Me and you at the movies, eating popcorn*
Me- Wow men this is getting EXCITING !!!
You- Totally, i wonder what our characters will do next !!
😝
No one got my reference to {Counterspell} :( . "feigning interest", "The pyromancer summoned up her mightiest onslaught of fire and rage. Jace feigned interest."
MEWTWO used PROTECT!
AGRUS KOS' attacked missed!
What will MEWTWO do?
•Attack •Bag
•Pokemon •Run
MEWTWO used {MURDER}!
Wild AGRUS KOS fainted!
MEWTWO gained 338 EXP points!
Quote from: Mlerner12 on August 10, 2013, 11:46:08 AM
MEWTWO used PROTECT!
AGRUS KOS' attacked missed!
What will MEWTWO do?
•Attack •Bag
•Pokemon •Run
MEWTWO used {MURDER}!
Wild AGRUS KOS fainted!
MEWTWO gained 338 EXP points!
Lol! But seriously Mewtwo does his little dance and whatever...I stand up walk over and bitch slap him, he starts crying and leaves.
Again, I walk up the hill, everyone sees how badass I am and leaves.
I own the hill.
This time I am smart...I summon an army of Myrs and put out a {Darksteel Forge}.
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on August 10, 2013, 11:53:56 AM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on August 10, 2013, 11:46:08 AM
MEWTWO used PROTECT!
AGRUS KOS' attacked missed!
What will MEWTWO do?
•Attack •Bag
•Pokemon •Run
MEWTWO used {MURDER}!
Wild AGRUS KOS fainted!
MEWTWO gained 338 EXP points!
Lol! But seriously Mewtwo does his little dance and whatever...I stand up walk over and bitch slap him, he starts crying and leaves.
Again, I walk up the hill, everyone sees how badass I am and leaves.
I own the hill.
This time I am smart...I summon an army of Myrs and put out a {Darksteel Forge}.
Fine. I pull out a level X gyrados and hyper beam your Darksteel Forge. Your Myers, too are dead. (Water is super affective against metal types). I theme whip out my team of level X MEWTWO, GYRADOS, DITTO, CHARIZARD, ONYX, and UNKNOWN X
{Merciless Eviction}....I reign supreme at the top of the hill with an army of your Pok'e'mon that I have raised from the dead.
They don't die, they faint. I then took then to a Pokemon center to be restored. I then use UNKNOWN X to HIDDEN POWER for lethal damage.
You're right, they didn't die, they were exiled and I brought them back from exile under my control use Karn's negative ability.
{Darksteel Forge} mmmmhhhhh........ THAT'S IT !!!!!
{Hellkite Overlord} destroy {Child of Alara} !! Nicol, lets go on a {Otherworldly Journey} NOW !!
*BOOOOOM*
Not only did we obliterate everyone and escaped untouched but we are also stronger now Mwahahaha
THE HILL BELONGS TO US MWAHAHAHA 😈
Just as I see {Hellkite Tyrant} on the horizon, I leap into the air and use a {Fire Whip} to take down the dragon before he can destroy {Child of Alara}.
I notice Mizark and Nicol Bolas get scared and planeswalk away so I throw a {Searing Spear} through the portal which hits Nicol in the face.
I own the hit (and Nicol Bolas is running scared)
To bad {Hellkite Overlord} is the one that has the order to destroy {Child of Alara} 😉
When I hit {Hellkite Tyrant} he fell and hit {Hellkite Overlord} knocking them both the ground.
Hum, lucky shot, i guess !!
That's it, Bolas you know what to do...
Nicol- You sure you want to do this ?
Mizark- Yes, Agrus Kos is becoming an annoying threat we need to take him out.......and besides he is bashing you on other threads.
Nicol- WHAT !!!!!!!! THAT'S IT !!!!! 👿
*Bolas starts reanimating the other four Elder Dragons*
Mwahahaha
It's the end of you all !!!
Jace and Gideon planeswalk in and Nicol Bolas gets even more scared.
How can Jace and Gideon stand to
{Arcades Sabboth}
{Chromium}
{Palladia-Mors}
{Vaevictis Asmadi} and of course
{Nicol Bolas}
The five Elder Dragons !!!! The most powerful and wise creatures in the Multiverse !!!
They call in {Ajani Vengeant}, wipe your lands and the dragons die because you can't pay the cumulative upkeep!!! Wuhahaha! Jace has outsmarted Nicol Bolas, again!
Nicol Bolas controls Mana thanks to is Alara Crystal, Mwahahahaha, foolish Jace
Now say hello to my slaves....
THE ELDRAZI !!!!
Does he control the Alara Crystal?
While we had you distracted by the land destruction, my {Tormented Soul} stole it!
Bolas uses {Mind Control} on your {Tourmented Soul}
Now Elspeth show Gideon what a Soldier really is !!
Tezzeret get your revenge over Jace
Sarkhan, dismember Agrus Kos
And for you Ajani i have a special surprise
JAZAL, YOUR DEAD BROTHER !!! I reanimated him !! 😈
Funny you would use Jace's move against him {MInd Control}. {Sorin, Lord of Innistrad} comes in with {Ral Zarek}. An epic battle entails...
In the end, Mizark and Agrus Kos stare at each other across field littered with the corpses of pawns and other planeswalkers. All others are dead or gone. Nicol Bolas, realizing that Agrus Kos was too great an opponent, has abandoned Mizark.
I walk up to Mizark and say "why don't we just share the hill and defend it from all others?"
Before he can respond, I stab him, the hill is mine.
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on August 10, 2013, 01:27:05 PM
Funny you would use Jace's move against him {MInd Control}. {Sorin, Lord of Innistrad} comes in with {Ral Zarek}. An epic battle entails...
In the end, Mizark and Agrus Kos stare at each other across field littered with the corpses of pawns and other planeswalkers. All others are dead or gone. Nicol Bolas, realizing that Agrus Kos was too great an opponent, has abandoned Mizark.
I walk up to Mizark and say "why don't we just share the hill and defend it from all others?"
Before he can respond, I stab him, the hill is mine.
I knew you were going to betray me that's why i used {Treacherous Link} on myself, meaning that i'm the one who got stabbed but your the one who felt it.
.......
It's all over.....
I stand victorious and alone over this hill
Quote from: Mizark on August 10, 2013, 02:52:53 PM
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on August 10, 2013, 01:27:05 PM
Funny you would use Jace's move against him {MInd Control}. {Sorin, Lord of Innistrad} comes in with {Ral Zarek}. An epic battle entails...
In the end, Mizark and Agrus Kos stare at each other across field littered with the corpses of pawns and other planeswalkers. All others are dead or gone. Nicol Bolas, realizing that Agrus Kos was too great an opponent, has abandoned Mizark.
I walk up to Mizark and say "why don't we just share the hill and defend it from all others?"
Before he can respond, I stab him, the hill is mine.
I knew you were going to betray me that's why i used {Treacherous Link} on myself, meaning that i'm the one who got stabbed but your the one who felt it.
.......
It's all over.....
I stand victorious and alone over this hill
I watched this from the bottom of the hill with interest. I notice your every thought. I then walk up to you and give you a gun to defend yourself. I then slap you and you point the gun at me. You shoot.
The gun backfired and hit you in the heart. You are dead. I then exile you. I own the hill. And my Pokemon defend me.
I don't even...-__-
Again...I walk up, people .poo. themselves, ect...The hill is mine.
I walk up the hill hire goku to eat you... The hill is now mine.
Goku sucks, he can't eat me. While he attempts, I bitch slap him. The hill is still mine.
Then I here jace to eat you the hill is now mine!!!!!
Didn't you read the rest of the thread?
Jace is on my side. Along with Ajani, Ral Zarek, Sorin and Gideon.
Jace was try to trick you, he didn't take the hill for you.
You though he was jace... But be was really nicol bolas, urza, and nisa hiding inside of a fake jace and they all eat you the hill is now mine.
You didn't think I knew?!?! I had a {Bomb Squad} standing by to destroy them.
THE HILL IS MINE!!!
No!!!!!!!! I lost da hill
The epic scream knocks me off the hill...
Yesh the hill is now mineeee!!
Is it?
I wish I knew.
Amist an epic struggle for the hill...Mlerner yells to us "That's the wrong hill, I have been here for hours"
Hollow Ichigo. BANKAI!!!
I have no clue what that means, but the hill is mine?
I suck at this :P
I guess we are all just versions of FBLTHP and are {Totally Lost} lol
^lolz
I haz to go to bed..so I do so on the hill
I tuck you in with the Blanket of Doom
the {Blanket of Night} is much more comfortable though.
I' M BACK MWAHAHAHAHA
MAY MY LEGION OF DRAGONS SHOWER YOU WITH A FIRE STORM !!!!!!
The hill is back to the one it belongs to, me !
Naw, my Phoenix's be controlling dat hill, you better get back jack, or I'll {fireball} ya!
What will a {Fireball} do against Dragons ?! mwahaha
Now this on the other hand will do a lot to your pheonix, {Keiga, the Tide Star} use {Tidal Wave} on that pheonix, extinguish her !!
Lol, she blows up, killing all your little drakes, and she comes back next turn!
Gotta be last poster in every topic you are shocked bye what i did so the hill is NOt mine :P
Not or now? Lol
Im sry sur, but eet apeers tat yu ar in fakt, a faget.
Theres a differce between Drakes and Dragons and you will learn that the hard way, by my own hands !!!!
I WILL TRANSFORM INTO MY {FORM OF THE DRAGON} !!
Prepare to die, weakling 😈
Lol
I play burn.
{lava axe}
I win the game.
Go home and cry.
Because ice won his burn game and went home to cry. I bulldoze the hill. No more hill.
Nonono you misunderstand me big boi, he go cry, I have hill. You cannot destroy hill, you just move it. I on hill that is three feet to the left now.
I have a hill, a hill of bodies 😈
Made by my fallen ennemies !!
Nonono, I burn you with lava axe. You go home big boi. Bandage your booboo
Scythe,you serious?
Yes, I did
I walk up and expected a challenge but you two were fighting each other so I had my {Banners Raised} and casted a {Sphere of Safety} and cast a {Privileged Position} and a bunch of enchants that make me gain life so you have to pay a lot to attack
Again...walk up...people .poo. themselves...leave....MY HILL!!!
I cast {Inferno}. Everybody dies. The end.
Using my all-powerful Esper abilities, I restart the universe with me on the hill.
Using my all-powerful {Door to Nothingness}. We all die.
I call upon the Tardis to take me to the top of the hill. You all die. I have the hill.
I walk through my {Door of Destinies}, and feel slightly empowered, I go home and feel content.
I bitch slap whoever is on top of the hill (Mlerner?). They cry and leave. MY HILL
*takes his {Alexi's Cloak} off*
Guess who bitch slaps who 😈
{Fireblast}
*cough cough*
*me whipping Agrus ashes of my face*
Well looks like i own the hill, again
LOL
Mizark(Me)- I don't think he understands what a Dracomancer is...
Nicol Bolas- Yeah, you're right
Mizark- {Shivan Dragon}, show him what Dragons can do.......that's FLY by the way !!
*Shiva {Incinerate}'s everything*
Mizark- Well look at this Bolas, we now have a nice {Moat} around our Hill !!
Now let me sunbath 😎
Nicol Bolas- I can't believe you're our Master -_-'
Mizark- 😁
My guns go boom boom
Your guns go click clack
I own the hill
Your guns go boom boom.
My tardis goes whoosh whoosh.
'Nuff said.
I own Tge hill.
Unite?
Mizark- When do you think they'll notice that they're firing at a fake hill ?! That's just an {Illusionary Terrain} 😂
Mwahahahah i'm such a genius !!
Niv-Mizzet- Actually i'm the one who had that idea...
Mizark- Whatever !!
*continues sunbathing on the real hill*
😎
The metal in my head makes the cling and the clang.
Look. All of you do ya thang. Got sunshine in a bag bribe you all
I own the hill. Yay?
I go home.
Mizark- Mmhhhhh, old men (Destore117), are you lost or something ??
Destore117- Lost ?! Nonsense young one, I own this hill !!
Mizark and Bolas- ?? -_-'
Mizark- Mmhhhh Nicol, please go easy on him, is old
Nicol- Fiiiiiine, i'll just fly him away to the Bant elder daycare
Mizark- This hill is mine, when will people understand it ?!
Heu *continues sunbathing* 😎
I {Progrnitor Mimic} the hill and give one to everybody. I own the hill.
I own the hill?
We ALL own the hill.
No you don't, now {Fling} him away Bolas !!
*Bolas picks up Agrus and throws him over the horizon*
Agrus- I'll get you for this HAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa.......................boom !!
Mizark- Wow, he has a long way to go till he gets back here !! Oh well, Chandra can i rub some sunscreen on your back ?! 😘
*Chandra {Incinerate}s me*
Chandra- Get of me you creep, you know i can't get burned !!
Mizark- 🔥💀🔥 Well.........i.......tried.........huun *falls over* 😵
Chandra wants a Pyromancer, not a Dracomancer XD
Well every Dracomancer must be able to control fire so héhé 😙🔥that makes me a pyromancer !!
Chandra- Well i'm a pyromaster !! {FIREBALL} !!
Mizark- 🔥💀🔥Not........again...........brululuu *waves head quicky to extinguish flames* One day you will be mine Chandra, you can't resist my charm forever mwahahaha !!!
Chandra- You're joking -_-'
Mizark- Pfff whatever........Elspeth is hotter then you anyway !!! 😏
Chandra- WHAT ????!!!!! 😡
*She bursts with intence flames*
Mizark- Oh crap, she went "Ablaze" 😰
Heu.....heu.....i was joking héhé 😅
Elspeth- WHAT ????!!!!! 😡
Mizark- 😳I'm doomed !!
Is Mizark arguing with himself? While Mizark and Chandra are having a little spat, I walk up on top of the hill.
Your distracted while picking flowers and trip and fall dowon the hill. The hill is now mine
Stop! You all have the hill!!!! THEN TGEY GO BOOM
Y'ALL DIE!!!!! I HAVE THE HILL!!!!
I send a squad of {ash zealots} and {boros rekoners} to destroy you...the hill is now mine.
But you can't. You went boom.
Smoke surrounds the mountain and two lights apear and the back to the future delorian appears and I step out and you run away from my nerdy coolness
Me and chandra {Twincast} an {Inferno}. We gots dat hill. Dat smokin hill.
What are you all doing on my hill ??!!
{Fire Wave} *burns everybody to a crisp*
They will never learn 😓
Oh and guys Chandra is on my side !!! 😉
No. No she is not. :|
My {minions} breaks The {unburial rites}
{Resurrects}me and then flashes it back to {resurrect} my army, I call upon {sorin, Markov} (my fellow vampire brother) to take the hill....and the hill is {Sorins}, and mine!
I leave.. But sorin does not leave and destroyes you... I walk back up. the hill is {Sorin Markov} and mine!
Mizark- BOLAS USE {DAMNATION} ON THOSE FOOLS MWAHAHAHA !!
*Nicol Bolas uses damnation*
Mizark- You blew up the entire hill -_-'
Nicol- You should have known that would happen !!
Mizark- What now ?! There's no more hill !!..............................WAIT !!! I know !! A few pages back Mlerner12 transformed himself into a hill using {Progenitor Mimic}...... THAT WILL BE MY HILL FROM NOW ON MWAHAHAHAHA !!! I'm a genious 😎
Nicol- 😓
Quote from: Mizark on August 14, 2013, 08:35:54 PM
Mizark- BOLAS USE {DAMNATION} ON THOSE FOOLS MWAHAHAHA !!
*Nicol Bolas uses damnation*
Mizark- You blew up the entire hill -_-'
Nicol- You should have known that would happen !!
Mizark- What now ?! There's no more hill !!..............................WAIT !!! I know !! A few pages back Mlerner12 transformed himself into a hill using {Progenitor Mimic}...... THAT WILL BE MY HILL FROM NOW ON MWAHAHAHAHA !!! I'm a genious 😎
Nicol- 😓
Exactly, so that means there's multiple of me. All but me go BOOM when stepped on. You step in the wrong one. You go BOOM.
Bolas- 😇
Quote from: Mizark on August 12, 2013, 08:39:11 PM
Well every Dracomancer must be able to control fire so héhé 😙🔥that makes me a pyromancer !!
Chandra- Well i'm a pyromaster !! {FIREBALL} !!
Mizark- 🔥💀🔥Not........again...........brululuu *waves head quicky to extinguish flames* One day you will be mine Chandra, you can't resist my charm forever mwahahaha !!!
Chandra- You're joking -_-'
Mizark- Pfff whatever........Elspeth is hotter then you anyway !!! 😏
Chandra- WHAT ????!!!!! 😡
*She bursts with intence flames*
Mizark- Oh crap, she went "Ablaze" 😰
Heu.....heu.....i was joking héhé 😅
Elspeth- WHAT ????!!!!! 😡
Mizark- 😳I'm doomed !!
Just read this. You did this to all the female walkers, and now they're all .poo.ing mad and surround you. Not even you can resist.
Mwahaha i knew you were tricky dicky that's why i {clone}d myself !! And now i know the real one mwahahahaha !!
Nicol- That hill is the only one with a face on it, it's pretty obvious that that is the real one !!
Mizark- Mmhhh..........IT WAS A TEST !! Congratulations, you pass !!
Nicol- 😓
Quote from: Mizark on August 14, 2013, 08:43:11 PM
Mwahaha i knew you were tricky dicky that's why i {clone}d myself !! And now i know the real one mwahahahaha !!
Nicol- That hill is the only one with a face on it, it's pretty obvious that that is the real one !!
Mizark- Mmhhh..........IT WAS A TEST !! Congratulations, you pass !!
Nicol- 😓
Fine. I un hill myself and instead turn into {Avacyn, Angel of Hope}. COME AT ME!
Quote from: Mlerner12 on August 14, 2013, 09:51:47 PM
Quote from: Mizark on August 14, 2013, 08:43:11 PM
Mwahaha i knew you were tricky dicky that's why i {clone}d myself !! And now i know the real one mwahahahaha !!
Nicol- That hill is the only one with a face on it, it's pretty obvious that that is the real one !!
Mizark- Mmhhh..........IT WAS A TEST !! Congratulations, you pass !!
Nicol- 😓
Fine. I un hill myself and instead turn into {Avacyn, Angel of Hope}. COME AT ME!
FINE !!
*transforms into {Form of the Dragon}*
PREPARE TO DIE !!
Feign. I become {Darksteel Empirion} and give myself {Indestructability} and hexproof.
I use {Wrath of God} and at the same time Bolas uses {Damnation}
Mwahahaha, face it, you're doomed 😈
Quote from: Mizark on August 15, 2013, 09:55:13 PM
I use {Wrath of God} and at the same time Bolas uses {Damnation}
Mwahahaha, face it, you're doomed 😈
Uhh, now YOU die. And I have Indestructability sooo... I have the hill, because Bolas just thanks me for getting rid of the pest Mizark and walks away 😉
Me and Bolas share the same blood, just like every single other Dragon !!
We will never abandon someone of our own kin !!
Now get of my hill before we unleash Violent and Cruel Ultimatum upon you !!
Quote from: Mizark on August 15, 2013, 10:01:47 PM
Me and Bolas share the same blood, just like every single other Dragon !!
We will never abandon someone of our own kin !!
Now get of my hill before we unleash Violent and Cruel Ultimatum upon you !!
Nicol actually died years ago, and the imposter was Ral Zarek, who is on my side!!!!!!!! Ha ha ha ha ha!!! You run away in terror!!!!! I have le hill!!!!
Ral Zarek ?! Oh please when would i ever be afraid of him ??!! I have Niv-Mizzet on my team, the real Lord if Izzet !!
Mizzet please take care of Ral...........while i finnish reviving the real Nicol Bolas !!
Nah, he's somewhere you can't get...
THE KLINGON HOME WORLD!!!! HOOOHOOOHAAA!!!!
You almost forgot about me and sorin...
We are planeswalkers... Not creatures so we survive;) we use {mending touch} to heal the real hill once more.. The hill is now oursZ
Fully leveled {Echo Mage} on {Dreadbore} on you guys. I win. The hill is mine!!!
I use {AWOL} on Mlerner
The hill is now mine, again
I counter all your spells with {counter flux} overloaded...
The hill is now mine again!
Hey! Hold my {lava axe}! Thanks! The hill is mine! Mwahahahahahaha!
After {Contemplation}, my {Return from the Grave} caused an {Earthquake} leaving me the conqueror of the hill!
To bad {Earthquake} doesn't effect my Dragons !
Now feel the rath of my {Fireball} !!!
The hill is still mine 😈
Someone locks the thread.
Boots off takes hill after filing a lawsuit the hill is now mine
Ha! I already filed a countersuit, the hill is mine!
As the judge I declare this case dismissed the hill is now mine.
As the executioner...I think you know...the hill is mine
And I am the OJ Simpson!!!! (I don't get arrested).
I am the High Priest of the Stormcroweithian Church (actually put this on my FB profile)!!!! I call the Storm Crows in and they claim the hill as mine!!!
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on September 05, 2013, 08:01:28 PM
I am the High Priest of the Stormcroweithian Church (actually put this on my FB profile)!!!! I call the Storm Crows in and they claim the hill as mine!!!
The founder of Stormcrowieth approved!!!!
Too bad the supreme authority is.... The Storm Pope! Which I happen to be. (´ε｀ )
Quote from: IceScythe on September 05, 2013, 10:22:27 PM
Too bad the supreme authority is.... The Storm Pope! Which I happen to be. (´ε｀ )
No, just no. Don't joke about such things.
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on September 05, 2013, 10:28:44 PM
Quote from: IceScythe on September 05, 2013, 10:22:27 PM
Too bad the supreme authority is.... The Storm Pope! Which I happen to be. (´ε｀ )
No, just no. Don't joke about such things.
Silence heretic! ∑(ﾟДﾟ)
I have asked the all-mighty {Storm Crow} and he has said you are no the Bishop! Also as HIGH PRIEST no other is above me except Mlerner, the Messiah.
All of a sudden a wild {bacon hawk} appeared to reclaim its throne
(￣Д￣)ﾉ I am no mere bishop or cardinal, I am the Storm Pope! Obey me my subjects!
Quote from: IceScythe on September 06, 2013, 01:07:42 AM
(￣Д￣)ﾉ I am no mere bishop or cardinal, I am the Storm Pope! Obey me my subjects!
May, I founded Stormcrowieth and I command for IceAcythe to LOSE!!!!
I win because I am Charlie Sheen.....Winning!
Yes, I approve.
（ ゜０゜）i wambo because I'm Patrick.
Womboing!
Quote from: IceScythe on September 06, 2013, 07:22:20 AM
（ ゜０゜）i wambo because I'm Patrick.
Womboing!
It's Wumbo. You know: I wumbo, he wumbos, we wumbo.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaambo!
No,it's Wuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmbboooo!!!!!!!
Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiimboooooo
Unnnnnnesssssessssarrrrrryyyyyyy sssstttttreeeeeeetttttcccchhhhhhiiiiiiiiiinnnnnngggggg
The hills silllllllllllll minnnnneee
Quote from: Imink on September 06, 2013, 05:40:56 PM
The hills silllllllllllll minnnnneee
You forgot the "t". Ashamed by your spelling error you leave the hill, crying.
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on September 07, 2013, 05:46:21 PM
Quote from: Imink on September 06, 2013, 05:40:56 PM
The hills silllllllllllll minnnnneee
You forgot the "t". Ashamed by your spelling error you leave the hill, crying.
You missed a comma! My fellow Grammar Nazis come to destroy you! They then proceed to shoot you constantly with large shotguns!
Quote from: Mlerner12 on September 07, 2013, 09:49:05 PM
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on September 07, 2013, 05:46:21 PM
Quote from: Imink on September 06, 2013, 05:40:56 PM
The hills silllllllllllll minnnnneee
You forgot the "t". Ashamed by your spelling error you leave the hill, crying.
You missed a comma! My fellow Grammar Nazis come to destroy you! They then proceed to shoot you constantly with large shotguns!
I actually did that on purpose to see who, if anyone, would catch it because I criticized anothers writing. +1 for catching it.
Also, Grammar Nazis are no match for me....I am a Nerd Bowler (a member of Academic or Quiz Bowl), I have protection from Grammar!
Distracted by the grammar nazi fight, I sneak by them and push them off... The hill is mine now!
I walk back up the hill and ask a complex trivia question. Perplexed and distracted, I shove him off the hill. The hill is mine.
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on September 09, 2013, 06:47:41 PM
I walk back up the hill and ask a complex trivia question. Perplexed and distracted, I shove him off the hill, the hill is mine.
The last comma should have been a period. Agrus goes to edit the post. While he does that, I take the hill and set up powerful defenses to protect me against Agrus. The hill is mine.
NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! (the sound of me falling of the hill)
I rise on the back of a {{Storm Crow}} and obliterate the hill, then make a new one to rule.
I ride my storm crow into battle against yours.
The universe implodes and everyone is exiled
The end.
As High Priest of the Stormcroweithian Church, I am spared from the exile by the Almighty. The {Storm Crow}s take me to their native land where we live out the rest of the world in happiness and peace.
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on September 09, 2013, 10:46:31 PM
As High Priest of the Stormcroweithian Church, I am spared from the exile by the Almighty. The {Storm Crow}s take me to their native land where we live out the rest of the world in happiness and peace.
Then you wake up as I kick you off the hill, and claim it as mine
Okay lets assert our dominance as the true Keepers of the Hill against that mimicry.
Well how big is the hill... Wouldnt more than 1 peson be able to stand on it........................
Not if I have anything to say about it!!! And out of nowhere I punt you off the hill. MINE!
Quote from: Double-O-Scotch on September 14, 2013, 03:17:07 PM
Not if I have anything to say about it!!! And out of nowhere I punt you off the hill. MINE!
Me and My {Progenitus} storm in and take the hill by force. The Hill Is Mine.
Buys a bag of hydra snacks to bribe your hydra, he helps me remove you... The hill is mine!!!
The hills mine and {Iona, shield of em} times 5 backs me up
Nicol Bolas- I have a plan Mizark su...
Mizark- Don't worry i got this !!
*uses {All is Dust}*
Mizark- Haha see i got it !!!
Nicol Bolas- You destroyed the hill aswell -_-'
Mizark- oh héhé whoops ^^'
*Nicol Bolas casts Time Warp*
Mizark- Good job you brought the hill back, BUT ALSO THE 5 IONA'S !!!!
Nicol Bolas- Will you shut up ?! Why don't you summon {Draco}, have him destroy the Iona that protects from Blue, then i'll {Clone} Draco and take out the remaining Iona's
Mizark- Wow, i'm glad you're on my team, YOU'RE A GENIOUS !!!
*does acording to plan, the hill is now mine*
Non, Monsieur! I then speak a complicated French dialect. You run away, fearing for your life.
Quote from: Mlerner12 on October 17, 2013, 11:17:35 PM
Non, Monsieur! I then speak a complicated French dialect. You run away, fearing for your life.
Get of my hill you false Frenchman!
You run away with your fake frenchiness and the hill is mine
Quote from: S717 on October 17, 2013, 11:30:28 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on October 17, 2013, 11:17:35 PM
Non, Monsieur! I then speak a complicated French dialect. You run away, fearing for your life.
Get of my hill you false Frenchman!
You run away with your fake frenchiness and the hill is mine
I hire Proph to come up with a horrendous death for ALL of you!
Quote from: Mlerner12 on October 17, 2013, 11:31:37 PM
Quote from: S717 on October 17, 2013, 11:30:28 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on October 17, 2013, 11:17:35 PM
Non, Monsieur! I then speak a complicated French dialect. You run away, fearing for your life.
Get of my hill you false Frenchman!
You run away with your fake frenchiness and the hill is mine
I hire Proph to come up with a horrendous death for ALL of you!
But he declines your offer
Quote from: S717 on October 17, 2013, 11:33:15 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on October 17, 2013, 11:31:37 PM
Quote from: S717 on October 17, 2013, 11:30:28 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on October 17, 2013, 11:17:35 PM
Non, Monsieur! I then speak a complicated French dialect. You run away, fearing for your life.
Get of my hill you false Frenchman!
You run away with your fake frenchiness and the hill is mine
I hire Proph to come up with a horrendous death for ALL of you!
But he declines your offer
:'(
Quote from: Mlerner12 on October 17, 2013, 11:33:42 PM
Quote from: S717 on October 17, 2013, 11:33:15 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on October 17, 2013, 11:31:37 PM
Quote from: S717 on October 17, 2013, 11:30:28 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on October 17, 2013, 11:17:35 PM
Non, Monsieur! I then speak a complicated French dialect. You run away, fearing for your life.
Get of my hill you false Frenchman!
You run away with your fake frenchiness and the hill is mine
I hire Proph to come up with a horrendous death for ALL of you!
But he declines your offer
:'(
And the hill remains mine
Quote from: S717 on October 17, 2013, 11:35:13 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on October 17, 2013, 11:33:42 PM
Quote from: S717 on October 17, 2013, 11:33:15 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on October 17, 2013, 11:31:37 PM
Quote from: S717 on October 17, 2013, 11:30:28 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on October 17, 2013, 11:17:35 PM
Non, Monsieur! I then speak a complicated French dialect. You run away, fearing for your life.
Get of my hill you false Frenchman!
You run away with your fake frenchiness and the hill is mine
I hire Proph to come up with a horrendous death for ALL of you!
But he declines your offer
:'(
And the hill remains mine
I sweet talk you off the hill. :-*
Quote from: Mlerner12 on October 17, 2013, 11:36:44 PM
Quote from: S717 on October 17, 2013, 11:35:13 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on October 17, 2013, 11:33:42 PM
Quote from: S717 on October 17, 2013, 11:33:15 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on October 17, 2013, 11:31:37 PM
Quote from: S717 on October 17, 2013, 11:30:28 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on October 17, 2013, 11:17:35 PM
Non, Monsieur! I then speak a complicated French dialect. You run away, fearing for your life.
Get of my hill you false Frenchman!
You run away with your fake frenchiness and the hill is mine
I hire Proph to come up with a horrendous death for ALL of you!
But he declines your offer
:'(
And the hill remains mine
I sweet talk you off the hill. :-*
That's not going to work
Quote from: S717 on October 18, 2013, 02:27:10 AM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on October 17, 2013, 11:36:44 PM
Quote from: S717 on October 17, 2013, 11:35:13 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on October 17, 2013, 11:33:42 PM
Quote from: S717 on October 17, 2013, 11:33:15 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on October 17, 2013, 11:31:37 PM
Quote from: S717 on October 17, 2013, 11:30:28 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on October 17, 2013, 11:17:35 PM
Non, Monsieur! I then speak a complicated French dialect. You run away, fearing for your life.
Get of my hill you false Frenchman!
You run away with your fake frenchiness and the hill is mine
I hire Proph to come up with a horrendous death for ALL of you!
But he declines your offer
:'(
And the hill remains mine
I sweet talk you off the hill. :-*
That's not going to work
... I have {Black Lotus} in my van lol
I appear on the hill with my bro chuck Norris!
I owes you all now ....
....Oh and the hill is mine as well
Chuck Norris had a secret alliance with me so he kicks you off the hill
The hill is mine
i take the hill at gunpoint.
now cry.
I SAID CRY!
I Electrify the hill killing you both! I walk up it in Wellington boots! The hill is mine
Quote from: Taysby on October 18, 2013, 01:11:39 PM
You wouldn't shoot a smokin hot babe would you? I propose marriage and you accept. The hill is ours!
I lromptly shoot you in the face and return to my hill.
I laugh because you took the wrong hill
The hill is mine!
Being on the hill when it phased out caused me to phase out with the hill
The hill is still mine ;)
The hill phases in, and I cast astral imprisonment on S7, the hill is mine, have fun being trapped in the nether region for eternity
I throw my {Lava Axe} at IceScythe melting him/her away
The hill is mine once again !!!
I send Mizark to the shadow realm. The hill is mine!
Quote from: Mizark on October 19, 2013, 05:49:14 PM
I throw my {Lava Axe} at IceScythe melting him/her away
The hill is mine once again !!!
I am a Pyromancer. I eat lava axes like you for breakfast. Now be engulfed in my {Cone of Flame}!
Quote from: IceScythe on October 19, 2013, 07:22:16 PM
Quote from: Mizark on October 19, 2013, 05:49:14 PM
I throw my {Lava Axe} at IceScythe melting him/her away
The hill is mine once again !!!
I am a Pyromancer. I eat lava axes like you for breakfast. Now be engulfed in my {Cone of Flame}!
I get {Thassa, God of the Sea} to wash you of the hill making it an {Island}!
I the island hill is mine
Hey Taysby, now you see it,......NOW YOU'RE GOOOONE MWAHAHAHAHA !!
...I love {Void Stalker} !!
{Void stalker} + {ætherling} :| nothing on your side will ever die
I walk up to hill and plant a Orzhov flag in the hill! The is mine you want it pay me debtors
Quote from: Teysa karlov on October 21, 2013, 03:09:00 PM
I walk up to hill and plant a Orzhov flag in the hill! The is mine you want it pay me debtors
May I be a {Sin collector} :D
Gruul rage!!! Smash hill!!! Gruul win!!! EAGLE!!!
As an Izzet I have concocted quite a corrosive combination of chemicals which will be launched at a 45 degree angle at 230% power from my magical mechanical mechanian mongrel masher. I control the hill. Upon this hill I construct astonishing armor of automatic awesomeness. You all now before my emanating awesomeness.
Quote from: IceScythe on October 21, 2013, 07:31:43 PM
As an Izzet I have concocted quite a corrosive combination of chemicals which will be launched at a 45 degree angle at 230% power from my magical mechanical mechanian mongrel masher. I control the hill. Upon this hill I construct astonishing armor of automatic awesomeness. You all now before my emanating awesomeness.
I call in all you debts! And I sell you inventions to simic! I a buy the hill!
Niv Mizzet show them the power of Izzet !!
Release the {Mizzium Mortars} !!
I use {Switcheroo} to swap places with you... The Hill Is Now MINE!!!!!!!!
Quote from: Taysby on October 21, 2013, 11:21:16 PM
Quote from: IceScythe on October 21, 2013, 07:31:43 PM
As an Izzet I have concocted quite a corrosive combination of chemicals which will be launched at a 45 degree angle at 230% power from my magical mechanical mechanian mongrel masher. I control the hill. Upon this hill I construct astonishing armor of automatic awesomeness. You all now before my emanating awesomeness.
Technically you can't have more than 100% power...
WATCH ME *blowe up cannon, killing everyone on the hill in the process* uhh.. I meant to do that... The hill is mine!
{Abandon Hope} because I'm to lazy to think up an answer XD
I Summon storm crow! The hill is mine!
{Assquatch} shall bring me victory!!!
Still Assquatch to deal with XD (love that name)
I send my {fat ass} to sit on your {assquatch}, the hill is mine. (And 100% would be max power in normal conditions, I oviously overcharged the battery and removed the fuse so that the machine would not turn off once overheated, and blammo! 230% powah.)
Quote from: IceScythe on October 22, 2013, 01:44:07 PM
I send my {fat ass} to sit on your {assquatch}, the hill is mine. (And 100% would be max power in normal conditions, I oviously overcharged the battery and removed the fuse so that the machine would not turn off once overheated, and blammo! 230% powah.)
This is correct. You can go above 100%. For example, in the Avengers, Iron Man's suit goes to 430%. Lol
Then 430% is the new 100%
I walk up and notice the commotion so I call jace and jace calls liliana and jace and jace calls his friends and his friends call their friends and there friends call their friends to we're eventually it was a mosh pit of planes walkers and legendary creatures. I make them all {armed and dangerous} as well as giving them there {rootborn defense} defense along with a little bit of hexproof. And in the end I control the hill with every single planes walker and legendary creatures with a worth of god booby trap just in case I happen to get taken of the hill
Excuse me. But I do believe the {Storm Crow} has cast a {Merciless Eviction} exiling all planeswalkers. And now the hill is Storm crow's
Quote from: Destore117 on October 24, 2013, 01:33:08 AM
Excuse me. But I do believe the {Storm Crow} has cast a {Merciless Eviction} exiling all planeswalkers. And now the hill is Storm crow's
I cast {traitorous blood} on {stormcrow}. Since stormcrow is mine, the hill is mine :p
I play trostani's judgement on storm crow than I whip it out....the pitching needle calling storm crow than I hide it with whispering cloak and I still have legendary creatures. So come at me bro. And thehill is mine
Quote from: Dragn_rdr on October 24, 2013, 04:41:24 PM
I play trostani's judgement on storm crow than I whip it out....the pitching needle calling storm crow than I hide it with whispering cloak and I still have legendary creatures. So come at me bro. And thehill is mine
*knock *knock
"Who's their?"
{MERCILESS EVICTION}
The hill is MINE
Quote from: Taysby on October 25, 2013, 09:41:03 AM
I play {diplomacy} enchanting the hill. Then walk away.
Counter that and kick you off the hill. I own the hill
Can I just buy it?
I hire a team of hitman and they kill you all. I control the hill
Quote from: Dragn_rdr on November 08, 2013, 07:41:38 PM
I hire a team of hitman and they kill you all. I control the hill
I walk up to this hill that's been deserted for four days and I sit and sip some iced tea.
BUT YOU STILL DON'T HAVE THE HILL!
I walk up. The hill is now mine. You're still on there, of course. I don't spill tea.
o_o I splash some tea in your face then roll you down the hill. Then I pour another glass of tea. Yum. Tea.
I come to join you for some tea!.. And the hill is ours O.o
*shares tea* w00t
I join you for tea
We all control the hill and sip tea
The end?
Yes the secret to peace on the hill has been found. A nice cup of tea :3😋😁
=D I did eht!
Though the hill is a place of peace now, let us not forget the battles waged on it. This hill has been the place of much grief, so I say, let us be done with it. Let us thank vileo for showing us the error of our ways and guiding us to the path of peacefulness.
psst vileo you know you can get your tea back if you kill them, empty their stomachs, and take the hill for yourself
Quote from: Noblellama on November 13, 2013, 09:32:47 PM
I poisoned all of your tea... (Inconceivable!!!!!!)
The hill is mine
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
My assassins kill the traitor and the peace if the Tea party is reestablished as the official government of the hill. We all rule the hill once more.
I play {Nature's Revolt}, then play {Black Sun's Zenith} for X = 2. Then, I cast {Crucible of Worlds} to put the hill under my control. The hill is mine now.
{Vedalken Plotter}... have a Plains. =3
I pull out the fried chicken, watermelon, and grape koolaid and the hill is everyone's that enjoys the picnic.
i enjoy the picnic! the hill is partially mine!
Free pizza! I still own about as much of the hill as you two do combined. =3 (Tea + Vedalken Plotter!)
I make the entire situation anti magic. And open a blanket blanket with platters and platters of food. Every kind of food you can think of than I started singing be our guest from beauty and the beast
Quote from: Noblellama on November 14, 2013, 10:28:38 PM
Doom blade the vedelken, now we are even
Ok. I still control more, lol. He doesn't swtich them back when he dies. =P
^what strange art
Quote from: Noblellama on November 15, 2013, 09:34:51 AM
{juxtapose} fixes that
Not really... Where does it say lands on that...? Lol
I said anti magic. So mtg doesn't apply anymore.
But... if anti magic... Rainbows do wut nao?
Physics. And light with the moisture makes rainbows*smacks upside head* shut up and eat your food. And enjoy the hill, the hill is everyone's.
I'm the emperor everyone is mine I own the hill
The Gillian revolution occurs
The emperor is overthrown
We the people establish a democracy
Everyone except that guy ^^ controls the hill
.poo. I need to make more tea...
Yes.. You do.. Peace, Crime, and foreign policy all rely on our tea production
Quote from: Taysby on November 20, 2013, 11:13:24 PM
Quote from: IceScythe on November 19, 2013, 06:23:47 PM
The Gillian revolution occurs
The emperor is overthrown
We the people establish a democracy
Everyone except that guy ^^ controls the hill
The democracy votes him out of office and elects me as king for life. And everyone wanted it, so no one want to take the hill away for me. Huzzah! Long live Taysby!
ok... But we all still live on and control the hill collectively... HAZAH! Long live Taysby!
This hill has come a long way xD so much violence, so many battles, and all it took was a pot of tea to make peace lol >.>
Quote from: Moocow4u2 on November 20, 2013, 11:33:20 PM
This hill has come a long way xD so much violence, so many battles, and all it took was a pot of tea to make peace lol >.>
And your friendly neighborhood Vileo~
=< But... tea...
Dibs
I smash everyone with {Wrath of God} and plant a flag in the hill. Which, incidentally, is now mine. XD
Thought for sure this thread died.
I counter the wrath of god with science
Me and my Dragons come back from a long slumber....
-Slay them !!!
So like.
{Humility}...
{Electrickery} overloaded.
Yeah. The hill is safe.
So I invite y'all to the hill for a game of EDH and winner gets the hill... I pull off the Hulk Flash combo and you all die. I have the hill 😜
Hello everyone and welcome to a special edition of wheel of fortune !!
Today our contestant Mlerner12 will get to spin the wheel and wherever it stops will be it's demiiiiiise !!
So let's see what the wheel contains:
{Damnation}
{Wrath of God}
{Day of Judgment}
{Worldfire}
{Planar Cleansing}
And 200$ !!!
Mlerner12- Ok Mizark, i choose Wrath of God for 300 !
THAT'S THE WRONG SHOW !!!!!
Mlerner12- What do you mean ??
Just spin the wheel...
*spins wheel*
Aaaaaaaand......looks like we have a winner, Planar Cleansing !!!
Bolas please give the winner his prize, MWAHAHAHAHA !!
The hills is now mine, AGAIN !!
What if I give you cake?
I cast {rootborn defense} against you all.
Quote from: Skyshadow731 on December 21, 2013, 02:35:00 AM
I cast rootborn defense against you all.
curly brackets or it didn't happen :P
What are you talking about, it is in Curley brackets, lol *troll face*
Quote from: Skyshadow731 on December 21, 2013, 12:28:44 PM
What are you talking about, it is in Curley brackets, lol *troll face*
uh-huh, sure it was ;)
Lol. This forum is awesome
I walk up the hill push everyone off. The hill is mine
Quote from: Millionlittlee on December 22, 2013, 01:40:29 AM
I walk up the hill push everyone off. The hill is mine
I have push proof boots on, and then use them to kick you off MY hill.
I give spencer Addington borderlands 2 to distract him, then slowly move up the hill while he is entranced by the game. The hill is mine
I pay Dimur Overlord to assassinate the azorous senate. While he is distracted I reestablish the democratic republic tea party of the hill (now with donuts). Everyone owns the hill
I found the hill's owner at {Bazaar of Baghdad} i offered him a {Darksteel Relic} the {Bazar Trader} went inside of his {Trade Caravan} to get advice from his {Trusted Advisor}
After hours of negotiations the hill is LEGALLY mine !
One does not simply punch me !!
Now burn !!!!
And besides who needs donuts when you have cookies ?!
Quote from: Mizark on December 23, 2013, 05:25:36 PM
One does not simply punch me !!
Now burn !!!!
And besides who needs donuts when you have cookies ?!
umm... let me think... EVERYONE!
So who ever has the hill
I dig a hole under where you are standing
And you fall 1,000,000 feet
I control the hill
Quote from: Millionlittlee on December 24, 2013, 12:19:44 AM
So who ever has the hill
I dig a hole under where you are standing
And you fall 1,000,000 feet
I control the hill
Good job...YOU JUST SANK THE HILL !!!
XD
Will has been destroyed. :(
i ment the hill
Don't worry, i'll just cast {Time Walk}
Voila, the hill is back....and it's mine !!
i will use jace to wipe your memory and make you forget that you ever had control and put thoughts in your head to spread peace about everyone sharing the hill.
everyone controls the hill with tea, doughnuts, and pie/cake
I USE... {FORM OF THE SQUIRREL}. That is all.
I stab the squirrel with a {civic saber}
Quote from: DimirOverlord1300 on December 27, 2013, 12:45:19 AM
I stab the squirrel with a {civic saber}
I block it with {shield of blocking}(I hope that's a real card).
Quote from: Spencer Addington on December 27, 2013, 01:11:13 AM
Quote from: DimirOverlord1300 on December 27, 2013, 12:45:19 AM
I stab the squirrel with a {civic saber}
I block it with {shield of blocking}(I hope that's a real card).
it isn't but child of thorns works too. Lol
I {Comet Storm} everything !!!!
One word {counter spell}
Fine
After that resolves I:
Mox opal mox opal mox opal Memnarch
Tinker sac the Memnarch for blight steel colossus
Then that one enchantment that gives all creatures haste
You, sir, are DEAD
when you cast the first mox opal i will cast {render silent}
Quote from: Skyshadow731 on December 27, 2013, 01:03:40 PM
when you cast the first mox opal i will cast {render silent}
{Remand} on your render silent, then {wits end} in you
i will force of will the render and render silent pops off so wits end cant be casted
Quote from: Skyshadow731 on December 27, 2013, 01:26:27 PM
i will force of will the render and render silent pops off so wits end cant be casted
Well I render silent your render silent then {Silence} on you
Overload {Coubterflux}
STOP FIGHTING AND ACCEOT MY LOVE
{mind break trap}. Exile everything else. I win :D
Let me {Cancel} that and now.....{Dragonstorm} !!!!!
Let me just {Merciless Eviction} all your dragons :3
Quote from: Mizark on December 30, 2013, 07:07:31 AM
Let me {Cancel} that and now.....{Dragonstorm} !!!!!
{pyromancers swath}
{grapeshot}
Cha ching
i capture the hill
the hill is mine
I {take possession} of the hill from you :D
Quote from: E.kann1 on December 30, 2013, 10:40:12 PM
I {take possession} of the hill from you :D
Hill has shroud I believe as in the OP
Quote from: Skyshadow731 on December 27, 2013, 01:03:40 PM
when you cast the first mox opal i will cast {render silent}
I'll {remand} that...
ill disapate the remand
Quote from: Destore117 on December 30, 2013, 11:48:01 PM
Quote from: E.kann1 on December 30, 2013, 10:40:12 PM
I {take possession} of the hill from you :D
Hill has shroud I believe as in the OP
I don't think it does, look at the first post and tell me if I missed anything.
the hill is only indestructible so there is no way that it says that it has shroud
I thought it did in the OP I wasn't sure
yea its only indestructble
2 {privileged position} {take posession}
Permanent hilldom. :D
Quote from: Destore117 on December 31, 2013, 02:23:23 AM
2 {privileged position} {take posession}
Permanent hilldom. :D
Go Winged Dragon of Ra !!!! Wait wrong card game XD
How about.....{Planar Cleansing}, yeah that sounds about right !
Quote from: Mizark on December 31, 2013, 04:48:03 AM
Quote from: Destore117 on December 31, 2013, 02:23:23 AM
2 {privileged position} {take posession}
Permanent hilldom. :D
Go Winged Dragon of Ra !!!! Wait wrong card game XD
How about.....{Planar Cleansing}, yeah that sounds about right !
Well, you never said you went to the top of the hill after that... :D. So I just walk up there and the hill is mine! ;)
Quote from: Mizark on December 31, 2013, 04:48:03 AM
Quote from: Destore117 on December 31, 2013, 02:23:23 AM
2 {privileged position} {take posession}
Permanent hilldom. :D
Go Winged Dragon of Ra !!!! Wait wrong card game XD
How about.....{Planar Cleansing}, yeah that sounds about right !
Maze's end. Basically Exodia for Magic.
My army of {Vizzerdrix} Storm the hill. You are terrified of terrible and run away. I then turn the hill into a factory that makes shoes for orphans.
Quote from: Juvia, Water Woman on April 27, 2014, 12:36:45 AM
My army of {Vizzerdrix} Storm the hill. You are terrified of terrible and run away. I then turn the hill into a factory that makes shoes for orphans.
I nuke your vizzerdrix and run in with my army of bird enchantment creature tokens and take possession of the hill. Then Avacyn floats down and gives them all indestructible and a take both {priveliged position}s and shove Juvia off the side of the hill
I sneak up onto the hill and coexist peacefully
First, I sacrifice my {Doomed Traveler} and it dies leaving it's soul behind. And then I cast {Tragic Slip} targeting Avacyn. I then cast my {Day of Judgement} destroying all your birds. and then I cast a {Sapling of Colfenor} along with a {Darksteel Forge}, {Mycosynth Lattice} and I equip my {Worldslayer} onto my {Sapling of Colfenor} just in case any of you have any ideas. I will also equip {Lightning Greaves} on my Sapling so that it can never die. GG guys.
Sparkle. The hill made shoes for orphans. Nice job destroying it. Hero.
Quote from: IntoFire on April 27, 2014, 12:56:38 PM
First, I sacrifice my {Doomed Traveler} and it dies leaving it's soul behind. And then I cast {Tragic Slip} targeting Avacyn. I then cast my {Day of Judgement} destroying all your birds. and then I cast a {Sapling of Colfenor} along with a {Darksteel Forge}, {Mycosynth Lattice} and I equip my {Worldslayer} onto my {Sapling of Colfenor} just in case any of you have any ideas. I will also equip {Lightning Greaves} on my Sapling so that it can never die. GG guys.
You can't have targeted Avacyn, I had two {Privileged position}
Quote from: Sparkle Ninja on April 27, 2014, 07:18:12 PM
Quote from: IntoFire on April 27, 2014, 12:56:38 PM
First, I sacrifice my {Doomed Traveler} and it dies leaving it's soul behind. And then I cast {Tragic Slip} targeting Avacyn. I then cast my {Day of Judgement} destroying all your birds. and then I cast a {Sapling of Colfenor} along with a {Darksteel Forge}, {Mycosynth Lattice} and I equip my {Worldslayer} onto my {Sapling of Colfenor} just in case any of you have any ideas. I will also equip {Lightning Greaves} on my Sapling so that it can never die. GG guys.
You can't have targeted Avacyn, I had two {Privileged position}
after IntoFire's failed attack, I'll use the battle scarred ruins to build a makeshift trebuchet device and use it to launch myself onto the top of the hill. I will assassinate you and pretend to be Sparkle Ninja for the rest of me life. Hill taken.
In response I'll flash in {Blazing Archon}
Quote from: Taysby on April 27, 2014, 09:09:34 PM
I use the power of red mana to cast {world fire} and cackle maniacally. I cast a wild beast to defend the hill, {THE MYTHICAL GARDEN SNAIL!!!} *cackles maniacally*
Quote from: Sparkle Ninja on April 27, 2014, 07:18:12 PM
Quote from: IntoFire on April 27, 2014, 12:56:38 PM
First, I sacrifice my {Doomed Traveler} and it dies leaving it's soul behind. And then I cast {Tragic Slip} targeting Avacyn. I then cast my {Day of Judgement} destroying all your birds. and then I cast a {Sapling of Colfenor} along with a {Darksteel Forge}, {Mycosynth Lattice} and I equip my {Worldslayer} onto my {Sapling of Colfenor} just in case any of you have any ideas. I will also equip {Lightning Greaves} on my Sapling so that it can never die. GG guys.
You can't have targeted Avacyn, I had two {Privileged position}
Then I {Demistify} both.
Quote from: IntoFire on April 27, 2014, 11:58:43 PM
Quote from: Sparkle Ninja on April 27, 2014, 07:18:12 PM
Quote from: IntoFire on April 27, 2014, 12:56:38 PM
First, I sacrifice my {Doomed Traveler} and it dies leaving it's soul behind. And then I cast {Tragic Slip} targeting Avacyn. I then cast my {Day of Judgement} destroying all your birds. and then I cast a {Sapling of Colfenor} along with a {Darksteel Forge}, {Mycosynth Lattice} and I equip my {Worldslayer} onto my {Sapling of Colfenor} just in case any of you have any ideas. I will also equip {Lightning Greaves} on my Sapling so that it can never die. GG guys.
You can't have targeted Avacyn, I had two {Privileged position}
Then I {Demistify} both.
You can't.... They both have Hexproof....
Quote from: Sparkle Ninja on April 27, 2014, 08:59:14 PM
In response I'll flash in {Blazing Archon}
it just so happens I have this {Counterflux} lying around.. HA
Quote from: Sparkle Ninja on April 28, 2014, 12:02:51 AM
Quote from: IntoFire on April 27, 2014, 11:58:43 PM
Quote from: Sparkle Ninja on April 27, 2014, 07:18:12 PM
Quote from: IntoFire on April 27, 2014, 12:56:38 PM
First, I sacrifice my {Doomed Traveler} and it dies leaving it's soul behind. And then I cast {Tragic Slip} targeting Avacyn. I then cast my {Day of Judgement} destroying all your birds. and then I cast a {Sapling of Colfenor} along with a {Darksteel Forge}, {Mycosynth Lattice} and I equip my {Worldslayer} onto my {Sapling of Colfenor} just in case any of you have any ideas. I will also equip {Lightning Greaves} on my Sapling so that it can never die. GG guys.
You can't have targeted Avacyn, I had two {Privileged position}
Then I {Demistify} both.
You can't.... They both have Hexproof....
Then, before I end my turn, I cast {Nevermore} naming {Priveleged Position} so you can't cast it.
Meanwhile, spencer sits in the actual hill watching people fight over the decoy.
Quote from: Spencer Addington on April 28, 2014, 12:41:46 AM
Meanwhile, spencer sits in the actual hill watching people fight over the decoy.
{Rite of Replication}?
Quote from: IntoFire on April 28, 2014, 12:53:32 AM
Quote from: Spencer Addington on April 28, 2014, 12:41:46 AM
Meanwhile, spencer sits in the actual hill watching people fight over the decoy.
{Rite of Replication}?
The hill isn't a creature silly.
Or so you thought.... {Omar! Manland of the Mystic Isles! Awaken!}
Quote from: IntoFire on April 28, 2014, 12:25:00 AM
Quote from: Sparkle Ninja on April 28, 2014, 12:02:51 AM
Quote from: IntoFire on April 27, 2014, 11:58:43 PM
Quote from: Sparkle Ninja on April 27, 2014, 07:18:12 PM
Quote from: IntoFire on April 27, 2014, 12:56:38 PM
First, I sacrifice my {Doomed Traveler} and it dies leaving it's soul behind. And then I cast {Tragic Slip} targeting Avacyn. I then cast my {Day of Judgement} destroying all your birds. and then I cast a {Sapling of Colfenor} along with a {Darksteel Forge}, {Mycosynth Lattice} and I equip my {Worldslayer} onto my {Sapling of Colfenor} just in case any of you have any ideas. I will also equip {Lightning Greaves} on my Sapling so that it can never die. GG guys.
You can't have targeted Avacyn, I had two {Privileged position}
Then I {Demistify} both.
You can't.... They both have Hexproof....
Then, before I end my turn, I cast {Nevermore} naming {Priveleged Position} so you can't cast it.
It had already been cast.... I just stole them from someone else
I guess my {Grafdigger's Cage} didn't work, as this thread rose from the grave....
i hit you in the ear and this happens...
(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/217286-1/Drunk-smack-cam.gif)
i control the hill
I alchemy the sign into jello, then eat the jello. You become jealous and go get jello. I have the hill until you politely request to have it back.
As long as I get 20% of it in stocks when the hilling business soars!
The hilling business didn't jump, so I purchased a majority share at low prices. The hill is mine.
Quote from: InfinitiveDivinity on July 05, 2014, 06:30:08 PM
The hilling business didn't jump, so I purchased a majority share at low prices. The hill is mine.
Gruesomely murders infinitivedivinity but frames mlerner and forges his will so the shares go to me. The hill is mine.
Quote from: DimirOverlord1300 on July 05, 2014, 07:44:33 PM
Quote from: InfinitiveDivinity on July 05, 2014, 06:30:08 PM
The hilling business didn't jump, so I purchased a majority share at low prices. The hill is mine.
Gruesomely murders infinitivedivinity but frames mlerner and forges his will so the shares go to me. The hill is mine.
Backstabs dimiroverlord1300 and takes all the shares.
The hill is mine.
DimirOverlord dies a tragic death, of Malaria, and gives his shares to me as his once-roommate on his will.
I legally own the hill and have my lawyer on speed dial. The hill is legally mine.
Quote from: Mlerner12 on July 05, 2014, 07:55:05 PM
DimirOverlord dies a tragic death, of Malaria, and gives his shares to me as his once-roommate on his will.
I legally own the hill and have my lawyer on speed dial. The hill is legally mine.
I expose mlerner's connections with al queda, and the shares go to me because of my heroism.
Quote from: MtgCollector666 on July 05, 2014, 08:07:09 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on July 05, 2014, 07:55:05 PM
DimirOverlord dies a tragic death, of Malaria, and gives his shares to me as his once-roommate on his will.
I legally own the hill and have my lawyer on speed dial. The hill is legally mine.
I expose mlerner's connections with al queda, and the shares go to me because of my heroism.
You can't. You're dead.
Quote from: Mlerner12 on July 05, 2014, 08:07:47 PM
Quote from: MtgCollector666 on July 05, 2014, 08:07:09 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on July 05, 2014, 07:55:05 PM
DimirOverlord dies a tragic death, of Malaria, and gives his shares to me as his once-roommate on his will.
I legally own the hill and have my lawyer on speed dial. The hill is legally mine.
I expose mlerner's connections with al queda, and the shares go to me because of my heroism.
You can't. You're dead.
While Mlnerner is arguing with a dead man I assassinate his lawyer and push him down the hill. My hill.
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on July 05, 2014, 08:17:15 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on July 05, 2014, 08:07:47 PM
Quote from: MtgCollector666 on July 05, 2014, 08:07:09 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on July 05, 2014, 07:55:05 PM
DimirOverlord dies a tragic death, of Malaria, and gives his shares to me as his once-roommate on his will.
I legally own the hill and have my lawyer on speed dial. The hill is legally mine.
I expose mlerner's connections with al queda, and the shares go to me because of my heroism.
You can't. You're dead.
While Mlnerner is arguing with a dead man I assassinate his lawyer and push him down the hill. My hill.
I have a team of skilled flyers do a carpet bomb on link celestrial
The indestructible hill is mine.
Quote from: Mlerner12 on July 05, 2014, 08:07:47 PM
Quote from: MtgCollector666 on July 05, 2014, 08:07:09 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on July 05, 2014, 07:55:05 PM
DimirOverlord dies a tragic death, of Malaria, and gives his shares to me as his once-roommate on his will.
I legally own the hill and have my lawyer on speed dial. The hill is legally mine.
I expose mlerner's connections with al queda, and the shares go to me because of my heroism.
You can't. You're dead.
I'm not dead, do I look like dimiroverlord?
Quote from: TreeSmoker on July 05, 2014, 08:30:26 PM
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on July 05, 2014, 08:17:15 PM
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Quote from: Mlerner12 on July 05, 2014, 07:55:05 PM
DimirOverlord dies a tragic death, of Malaria, and gives his shares to me as his once-roommate on his will.
I legally own the hill and have my lawyer on speed dial. The hill is legally mine.
I expose mlerner's connections with al queda, and the shares go to me because of my heroism.
You can't. You're dead.
While Mlnerner is arguing with a dead man I assassinate his lawyer and push him down the hill. My hill.
I have a team of skilled flyers do a carpet bomb on link celestrial
The indestructible hill is mine.
I stand atop the hill, unfased.
"Was that supposed to work?"
Still my hill.
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on July 05, 2014, 08:32:59 PM
Quote from: TreeSmoker on July 05, 2014, 08:30:26 PM
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on July 05, 2014, 08:17:15 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on July 05, 2014, 08:07:47 PM
Quote from: MtgCollector666 on July 05, 2014, 08:07:09 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on July 05, 2014, 07:55:05 PM
DimirOverlord dies a tragic death, of Malaria, and gives his shares to me as his once-roommate on his will.
I legally own the hill and have my lawyer on speed dial. The hill is legally mine.
I expose mlerner's connections with al queda, and the shares go to me because of my heroism.
You can't. You're dead.
While Mlnerner is arguing with a dead man I assassinate his lawyer and push him down the hill. My hill.
I have a team of skilled flyers do a carpet bomb on link celestrial
The indestructible hill is mine.
I stand atop the hill, unfased.
"Was that supposed to work?"
Still my hill.
I tase you and throw you down onto a fire ant mound. You die of infection from them
Then i set out electrical fence and {sphere of safety}
Not anymore dawg
My hill
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on July 05, 2014, 08:32:59 PM
Quote from: TreeSmoker on July 05, 2014, 08:30:26 PM
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on July 05, 2014, 08:17:15 PM
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Quote from: Mlerner12 on July 05, 2014, 07:55:05 PM
DimirOverlord dies a tragic death, of Malaria, and gives his shares to me as his once-roommate on his will.
I legally own the hill and have my lawyer on speed dial. The hill is legally mine.
I expose mlerner's connections with al queda, and the shares go to me because of my heroism.
You can't. You're dead.
While Mlnerner is arguing with a dead man I assassinate his lawyer and push him down the hill. My hill.
I have a team of skilled flyers do a carpet bomb on link celestrial
The indestructible hill is mine.
I stand atop the hill, unfased.
"Was that supposed to work?"
Still my hill.
{Dark Confidant} uses {Grave Betrayal} and I raise from the dead. I use {Time Walk} to freeze time and exile everyone besides me with {Oblivion Ring}. The hill is mine.
I pay the mana for you {Sphere of Safety}! Then I slay you with the {Sword of Feast and Famine}!!
This here .. This is ma hill :P
Quote from: MtgCollector666 on July 05, 2014, 08:36:17 PM
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on July 05, 2014, 08:32:59 PM
Quote from: TreeSmoker on July 05, 2014, 08:30:26 PM
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Quote from: MtgCollector666 on July 05, 2014, 08:07:09 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on July 05, 2014, 07:55:05 PM
DimirOverlord dies a tragic death, of Malaria, and gives his shares to me as his once-roommate on his will.
I legally own the hill and have my lawyer on speed dial. The hill is legally mine.
I expose mlerner's connections with al queda, and the shares go to me because of my heroism.
You can't. You're dead.
While Mlnerner is arguing with a dead man I assassinate his lawyer and push him down the hill. My hill.
I have a team of skilled flyers do a carpet bomb on link celestrial
The indestructible hill is mine.
I stand atop the hill, unfased.
"Was that supposed to work?"
Still my hill.
{Dark Confidant} uses {Grave Betrayal} and I raise from the dead. I use {Time Walk} to freeze time and exile everyone besides me with {Oblivion Ring}. The hill is mine.
{dissolve}
Still my hill
Quote from: Mattao19 on July 05, 2014, 08:37:11 PM
I pay the mana for you {Sphere of Safety}! Then I slay you with the {Sword of Feast and Famine}!!
This here .. This is ma hill :P
{Dark Confidant} takes the hit. You stand there stunned while I behead you with your OWN sword! I still control the hill.
Fire ants think I taste gross. And since nobody is physical on the hill...
-walks up the hill-
My hill.
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on July 05, 2014, 08:39:40 PM
Fire ants think I taste gross. And since nobody is physical on the hill...
-walks up the hill-
My hill.
There is an electrical fence and a sphere of safety...
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on July 05, 2014, 08:39:40 PM
Fire ants think I taste gross. And since nobody is physical on the hill...
-walks up the hill-
My hill.
Did you read that you've been exiled? Everyone besides me has been exiled :P
I find my {Misthollow Griffin} and come back to slay you with MY SWORD!!
My hill!!
Quote from: MtgCollector666 on July 05, 2014, 08:41:29 PM
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on July 05, 2014, 08:39:40 PM
Fire ants think I taste gross. And since nobody is physical on the hill...
-walks up the hill-
My hill.
Did you read that you've been exiled? Everyone besides me has been exiled :P
I dissolved you sir
Quote from: Mattao19 on July 05, 2014, 08:44:30 PM
I find my {Misthollow Griffin} and come back to slay you with MY SWORD!!
My hill!!
I use {Cancel} and block with {Godsend}!!
We both own the hill atm
What has happened has been noted. So,
-teleports back to the hill from exile with my magics- -reverses gravity with magics, making the defenders and traps fly away- -returns gravity to the normal and climbs up the hill-
My. Hill.
Quote from: MtgCollector666 on July 05, 2014, 08:46:44 PM
Quote from: Mattao19 on July 05, 2014, 08:44:30 PM
I find my {Misthollow Griffin} and come back to slay you with MY SWORD!!
My hill!!
I use {Cancel} and block with {Godsend}!!
We both own the hill atm
I {pin to the earth} you then {pit fight}
Now i own it and youre in the graveyard
Bestow { night howler} on myself
Im now at 61/61
-watches Tree floating away-
Still my hill.
{Jace Beleren} accidentally summons the three legenday Eldrazi.
Nobody owns the hill, and nobody will
Quote from: Taysby on July 06, 2014, 01:10:05 PM
I summon {karn liberated} and use his abilities to exile the eldrazi and start the game over with them under my control.
You cant. We're all dead. Can you read?
Quote from: Taysby on July 06, 2014, 01:35:13 PM
I defended myself with karn.
You would be dead before that could happen.
Quote from: Mlerner12 on July 06, 2014, 03:22:28 PM
Quote from: Taysby on July 06, 2014, 01:35:13 PM
I defended myself with karn.
You would be dead before that could happen.
While these fools continue to argue and throw cards at each other I blast them with an explosive bolt of my magics and continue to sit on the hill.
And stiiiiiill my hill.
P.S you all seem to be forgetting that the goal is to take the hill. And telling people they can't do things is a waste if time.
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on July 06, 2014, 04:29:52 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on July 06, 2014, 03:22:28 PM
Quote from: Taysby on July 06, 2014, 01:35:13 PM
I defended myself with karn.
You would be dead before that could happen.
While these fools continue to argue and throw cards at each other I blast them with an explosive bolt of my magics and continue to sit on the hill.
And stiiiiiill my hill.
P.S you all seem to be forgetting that the goal is to take the hill. And telling people they can't do things is a waste if time.
I cut your legs off and throw you off the hill, but never claim the hill. I just await my next victim >:D
Quote from: Taysby on July 07, 2014, 01:00:46 AM
karn is still around so i exile you with him then use my eldrazis (i started over with them, remember?) to defend the hill.
I'd like to point out that I have hexproof, and I'm indestructible, and I cast {supreme verdict}... So suck on that karn!
Why dont you guys completly restart. Casuse there is so much on the hill it isnt even funny?
Quote from: Skyshadow731 on July 07, 2014, 03:33:50 AM
Why dont you guys completly restart. Casuse there is so much on the hill it isnt even funny?
I second this. I also would like to add the no NPCs rule cause they're hella annoying and if you can't take the hill by yourself you don't deserve it.
I walk up to the hill and set up a friendly picnic. The hill is mine.
I join the picnic and share some tea with you, and we make polite conversation. Our hill.
I join too, but then stab you both in the back and throw you off. I'm a nice friend :D
The hill is mine.
*Detonates bomb in the picnic basket* I knew you couldn't be trusted.
-walks up the hill as the explosions dust settles-
My hill.
I nuke the hill from a remote island off the coast of Madagascar. I then use my teleporter to move myself to the top of the hill.
My hill. :)
I teleport away from the nuke, teleport back and "THIS IS MY HILL!" kick you down the hill.
My. Hill.
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on July 07, 2014, 09:56:54 PM
I teleport away from the nuke, teleport back and "THIS IS MY HILL!" kick you down the hill.
My. Hill.
I attack you then blood rush myself with ghor clan and kill you
My hill.
I only let you think you killed me.
-the ground glows blue, then explodes under your feet sending you flying off the hill- -teleports onto the hill-
My hill.
Alduin comes to the hill. He has an army of Dragons and twisted Dragonborn at his side. I rule this army with a Thu'um fist. The last Elder Scroll was destroyed thousands of years ago. No hill for you.
"You do not even know our tongue, do you? Such arrogance, to dare take for yourself the name of Dovah!"
Meanwhile, spencer tries to get a hold of the A-team.
"Hello? Is this the A-Team?"
"Dude, this is a McDonalds.."
"Do you know where I could get in contact with the A-Team?"
*McDonald employee hangs up*
THE SEARCH CONTINUES!!!
Quote from: Taysby on July 07, 2014, 11:46:47 PM
I use some smelling salts to wake you up. I had knocked you out and you were experencing delusions. i roll you gently off of the hill. my hill.
-watches Mlerner roll down the hill- -drop kicks you after him-
My hill.
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on July 08, 2014, 11:48:27 AM
Quote from: Taysby on July 07, 2014, 11:46:47 PM
I use some smelling salts to wake you up. I had knocked you out and you were experencing delusions. i roll you gently off of the hill. my hill.
-watches Mlerner roll down the hill- -drop kicks you after him-
My hill.
I then pour water on you which turns you into a beach. I then host a beach party and people trample on you into oblivion, and you to make sure I {Oblivion ring} to the face.
And the hill is now mine!
I hope that dragons take you all to Sovngarde!
Quote from: Hunteroffire9 on July 10, 2014, 11:53:18 AM
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on July 08, 2014, 11:48:27 AM
Quote from: Taysby on July 07, 2014, 11:46:47 PM
I use some smelling salts to wake you up. I had knocked you out and you were experencing delusions. i roll you gently off of the hill. my hill.
-watches Mlerner roll down the hill- -drop kicks you after him-
My hill.
I then pour water on you which turns you into a beach. I then host a beach party and people trample on you into oblivion, and you to make sure I {Oblivion ring} to the face.
And the hill is now mine!
Being a shapeshifter I only let you think you'd won. As the party goers arrived I burried you all in sand, waiting until you all suffocated to emerge again. The {Oblivion Ring} didn't even go off.
-reverts to human form and stands on the pile of bodies- My hill.
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on July 10, 2014, 03:17:30 PM
Quote from: Hunteroffire9 on July 10, 2014, 11:53:18 AM
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on July 08, 2014, 11:48:27 AM
Quote from: Taysby on July 07, 2014, 11:46:47 PM
I use some smelling salts to wake you up. I had knocked you out and you were experencing delusions. i roll you gently off of the hill. my hill.
-watches Mlerner roll down the hill- -drop kicks you after him-
My hill.
I then pour water on you which turns you into a beach. I then host a beach party and people trample on you into oblivion, and you to make sure I {Oblivion ring} to the face.
And the hill is now mine!
Being a shapeshifter I only let you think you'd won. As the party goers arrived I burried you all in sand, waiting until you all suffocated to emerge again. The {Oblivion Ring} didn't even go off.
-reverts to human form and stands on the pile of bodies- My hill.
I {counter} your attempt to burry me in sand, and then {murder} you! The hill is still mine;)
I use my magic to block your attempted murder, and the surviving party goers shun you for failing and crowd surf you off the hill.
My hill.
I turn into the Simic mythic that clones if, then every turn makes another clone. I ward off your attempts to kill me for a couple turns, then start providing free hills to anyone who wants them. The hill is every bodies!
Quote from: Taysby on July 10, 2014, 08:58:07 PM
I join mlerner on the hill.
No, we all have our own hill.
Quote from: Taysby on July 10, 2014, 09:44:05 PM
I stab mlerner which makes all of his copies go away. my hill.
No it doesn't... My clones are independant organizations that cannot be destroyed and are ineffective by my death.
Quote from: Mlerner12 on July 10, 2014, 09:55:17 PM
Quote from: Taysby on July 10, 2014, 09:44:05 PM
I stab mlerner which makes all of his copies go away. my hill.
No it doesn't... My clones are independant organizations that cannot be destroyed and are ineffective by my death.
And you've completely ruined the game. I shapeshift into Garuuk and use {In Garuuk's Wake}. You, your clones, and your stupid hills are destroyed. Oh, and everyone else.
Still my hill.
Giving up in his quest to contact the A-Team, spencer thinks of something more practical.
"Hello? Is this the justice league?"
"Still a mcdonalds dude..."
"Oh.. Do you know how-"
*employee hangs up*
THE SEARCH CONTINUES!!!
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on July 10, 2014, 11:29:57 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on July 10, 2014, 09:55:17 PM
Quote from: Taysby on July 10, 2014, 09:44:05 PM
I stab mlerner which makes all of his copies go away. my hill.
No it doesn't... My clones are independant organizations that cannot be destroyed and are ineffective by my death.
And you've completely ruined the game. I shapeshift into Garuuk and use {In Garuuk's Wake}. You, your clones, and your stupid hills are destroyed. Oh, and everyone else.
Still my hill.
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on July 10, 2014, 11:29:57 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on July 10, 2014, 09:55:17 PM
Quote from: Taysby on July 10, 2014, 09:44:05 PM
I stab mlerner which makes all of his copies go away. my hill.
No it doesn't... My clones are independant organizations that cannot be destroyed and are ineffective by my death.
And you've completely ruined the game. I shapeshift into Garuuk and use {In Garuuk's Wake}. You, your clones, and your stupid hills are destroyed. Oh, and everyone else.
Still my hill.
The hill is, as of first post, Indestructable. My clones remain. Now there's just a bunch of spare hills.
Quote from: Mlerner12 on July 10, 2014, 11:36:02 PM
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on July 10, 2014, 11:29:57 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on July 10, 2014, 09:55:17 PM
Quote from: Taysby on July 10, 2014, 09:44:05 PM
I stab mlerner which makes all of his copies go away. my hill.
No it doesn't... My clones are independant organizations that cannot be destroyed and are ineffective by my death.
And you've completely ruined the game. I shapeshift into Garuuk and use {In Garuuk's Wake}. You, your clones, and your stupid hills are destroyed. Oh, and everyone else.
Still my hill.
The hill is, as of first post, Indestructable. My clones remain. Now there's just a bunch of spare hills.
Your copies are not indestructible as they're highly inferior. Your clones do not remain, I think the lose of them fried your brain. Case in point you're drooling on yourself and being hauled away in a straight jacket.
Still. My. Hill.
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on July 10, 2014, 11:38:24 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on July 10, 2014, 11:36:02 PM
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on July 10, 2014, 11:29:57 PM
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Quote from: Taysby on July 10, 2014, 09:44:05 PM
I stab mlerner which makes all of his copies go away. my hill.
No it doesn't... My clones are independant organizations that cannot be destroyed and are ineffective by my death.
And you've completely ruined the game. I shapeshift into Garuuk and use {In Garuuk's Wake}. You, your clones, and your stupid hills are destroyed. Oh, and everyone else.
Still my hill.
The hill is, as of first post, Indestructable. My clones remain. Now there's just a bunch of spare hills.
Your copies are not indestructible as they're highly inferior. Your clones do not remain, I think the lose of them fried your brain. Case in point you're drooling on yourself and being hauled away in a straight jacket.
Still. My. Hill.
They are exact replicas! They are Indestructable as they gain all abilities. Whatcha gonna do with all that hill?
{merciless eviction}... My hill?
VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: Mlerner12 on July 10, 2014, 11:39:40 PM
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on July 10, 2014, 11:38:24 PM
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Quote from: LinkCelestrial on July 10, 2014, 11:29:57 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on July 10, 2014, 09:55:17 PM
Quote from: Taysby on July 10, 2014, 09:44:05 PM
I stab mlerner which makes all of his copies go away. my hill.
No it doesn't... My clones are independant organizations that cannot be destroyed and are ineffective by my death.
And you've completely ruined the game. I shapeshift into Garuuk and use {In Garuuk's Wake}. You, your clones, and your stupid hills are destroyed. Oh, and everyone else.
Still my hill.
The hill is, as of first post, Indestructable. My clones remain. Now there's just a bunch of spare hills.
Your copies are not indestructible as they're highly inferior. Your clones do not remain, I think the lose of them fried your brain. Case in point you're drooling on yourself and being hauled away in a straight jacket.
Still. My. Hill.
They are exact replicas! They are Indestructable as they gain all abilities. Whatcha gonna do with all that hill?
-Mlerner continues to rant to himself in his rubber room-
In other news,
Still my hill.
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on July 10, 2014, 11:41:15 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on July 10, 2014, 11:39:40 PM
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on July 10, 2014, 11:38:24 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on July 10, 2014, 11:36:02 PM
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on July 10, 2014, 11:29:57 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on July 10, 2014, 09:55:17 PM
Quote from: Taysby on July 10, 2014, 09:44:05 PM
I stab mlerner which makes all of his copies go away. my hill.
No it doesn't... My clones are independant organizations that cannot be destroyed and are ineffective by my death.
And you've completely ruined the game. I shapeshift into Garuuk and use {In Garuuk's Wake}. You, your clones, and your stupid hills are destroyed. Oh, and everyone else.
Still my hill.
The hill is, as of first post, Indestructable. My clones remain. Now there's just a bunch of spare hills.
Your copies are not indestructible as they're highly inferior. Your clones do not remain, I think the lose of them fried your brain. Case in point you're drooling on yourself and being hauled away in a straight jacket.
Still. My. Hill.
They are exact replicas! They are Indestructable as they gain all abilities. Whatcha gonna do with all that hill?
-Mlerner continues to rant to himself in his rubber room-
In other news,
Still my hill.
NAY BROHAM!!! I exiled everythang!
Quote from: Spencer Addington on July 10, 2014, 11:41:55 PM
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on July 10, 2014, 11:41:15 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on July 10, 2014, 11:39:40 PM
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on July 10, 2014, 11:38:24 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on July 10, 2014, 11:36:02 PM
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on July 10, 2014, 11:29:57 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on July 10, 2014, 09:55:17 PM
Quote from: Taysby on July 10, 2014, 09:44:05 PM
I stab mlerner which makes all of his copies go away. my hill.
No it doesn't... My clones are independant organizations that cannot be destroyed and are ineffective by my death.
And you've completely ruined the game. I shapeshift into Garuuk and use {In Garuuk's Wake}. You, your clones, and your stupid hills are destroyed. Oh, and everyone else.
Still my hill.
The hill is, as of first post, Indestructable. My clones remain. Now there's just a bunch of spare hills.
Your copies are not indestructible as they're highly inferior. Your clones do not remain, I think the lose of them fried your brain. Case in point you're drooling on yourself and being hauled away in a straight jacket.
Still. My. Hill.
They are exact replicas! They are Indestructable as they gain all abilities. Whatcha gonna do with all that hill?
-Mlerner continues to rant to himself in his rubber room-
In other news,
Still my hill.
NAY BROHAM!!! I exiled everythang!
-looks around- well...I'm here. The hill is here. And you never claimed the hill. So...
My hill.
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on July 10, 2014, 11:47:31 PM
Quote from: Spencer Addington on July 10, 2014, 11:41:55 PM
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on July 10, 2014, 11:41:15 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on July 10, 2014, 11:39:40 PM
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on July 10, 2014, 11:38:24 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on July 10, 2014, 11:36:02 PM
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on July 10, 2014, 11:29:57 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on July 10, 2014, 09:55:17 PM
Quote from: Taysby on July 10, 2014, 09:44:05 PM
I stab mlerner which makes all of his copies go away. my hill.
No it doesn't... My clones are independant organizations that cannot be destroyed and are ineffective by my death.
And you've completely ruined the game. I shapeshift into Garuuk and use {In Garuuk's Wake}. You, your clones, and your stupid hills are destroyed. Oh, and everyone else.
Still my hill.
The hill is, as of first post, Indestructable. My clones remain. Now there's just a bunch of spare hills.
Your copies are not indestructible as they're highly inferior. Your clones do not remain, I think the lose of them fried your brain. Case in point you're drooling on yourself and being hauled away in a straight jacket.
Still. My. Hill.
They are exact replicas! They are Indestructable as they gain all abilities. Whatcha gonna do with all that hill?
-Mlerner continues to rant to himself in his rubber room-
In other news,
Still my hill.
NAY BROHAM!!! I exiled everythang!
-looks around- well...I'm here. The hill is here. And you never claimed the hill. So...
My hill.
Nope.................................................................................
Quote from: Spencer Addington on July 10, 2014, 11:53:46 PM
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on July 10, 2014, 11:47:31 PM
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Quote from: LinkCelestrial on July 10, 2014, 11:38:24 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on July 10, 2014, 11:36:02 PM
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on July 10, 2014, 11:29:57 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on July 10, 2014, 09:55:17 PM
Quote from: Taysby on July 10, 2014, 09:44:05 PM
I stab mlerner which makes all of his copies go away. my hill.
No it doesn't... My clones are independant organizations that cannot be destroyed and are ineffective by my death.
And you've completely ruined the game. I shapeshift into Garuuk and use {In Garuuk's Wake}. You, your clones, and your stupid hills are destroyed. Oh, and everyone else.
Still my hill.
The hill is, as of first post, Indestructable. My clones remain. Now there's just a bunch of spare hills.
Your copies are not indestructible as they're highly inferior. Your clones do not remain, I think the lose of them fried your brain. Case in point you're drooling on yourself and being hauled away in a straight jacket.
Still. My. Hill.
They are exact replicas! They are Indestructable as they gain all abilities. Whatcha gonna do with all that hill?
-Mlerner continues to rant to himself in his rubber room-
In other news,
Still my hill.
NAY BROHAM!!! I exiled everythang!
-looks around- well...I'm here. The hill is here. And you never claimed the hill. So...
My hill.
Nope.................................................................................
Chuck Testa! Or are you referring to your lack of hill claiming. It goes like this,
The hill is mine.
I come into a bruce lee flying kick. I than summon scorpion to pull you to another dimension, that have quan chi turn you all in to a soul to power my strongest fighter, ermac.
The hill is mine and secured
Quote from: Mlerner12 on July 10, 2014, 08:54:20 PM
I turn into the Simic mythic that clones if, then every turn makes another clone. I ward off your attempts to kill me for a couple turns, then start providing free hills to anyone who wants them. The hill is every bodies!
It says in the rules that this isnt allowed.
Quote from: Skyshadow731 on July 11, 2014, 10:50:08 AM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on July 10, 2014, 08:54:20 PM
I turn into the Simic mythic that clones if, then every turn makes another clone. I ward off your attempts to kill me for a couple turns, then start providing free hills to anyone who wants them. The hill is every bodies!
It says in the rules that this isnt allowed.
Oh damn :(
Quote from: Skyshadow731 on July 11, 2014, 10:49:00 AM
I come into a bruce lee flying kick. I than summon scorpion to pull you to another dimension, that have quan chi turn you all in to a soul to power my strongest fighter, ermac.
The hill is mine and secured
My soul proves too powerful and I posses Ermac. Using the element of surprise I defeat you with a pair of tongs to the nose.
My hill.
You still have scorpion and quan chi to defeat before you get to me and quan chi locks your soul into a corpse rotting 300 feet under the ground.
Quote from: Skyshadow731 on July 11, 2014, 12:28:29 PM
You still have scorpion and quan chi to defeat before you get to me and quan chi locks your soul into a corpse rotting 300 feet under the ground.
Stupid NPCs.
I unlock myself from the corpse with my magics. I then revert to my natural form and in a flurry of magic and blades make short work of Quan Chi and Scorpion.
-turns back into a human and wipes the blood off my katanas-
My hill.
Super well thought out plan that took 65 pages to plan up:
Sends the world into WW3. destroys every radiation suit except one. Each country nukes the other 50 or so times. Climbs over all the dead corpses of my imtg brethren, and up to the top of the hill. GG sons!
*already an irradiated monster, spencer laugh with glee*
My
Hill
Bitchezz
I look in the financial records of the land that the hill sits on, realizes that it was my land all along, sue everyone who has used my hill w/o my permission, and while I'm rolling in my riches, I say
"My hill"
Quote from: Popper23345 on July 17, 2014, 05:32:29 PM
I look in the financial records of the land that the hill sits on, realizes that it was my land all along, sue everyone who has used my hill w/o my permission, and while I'm rolling in my riches, I say
"My hill"
While you roll in your riches I {Assassinate} you and forge your will so I inherit the money and the hill. I donate all the money to the ADA. My hill.
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Quote from: Popper23345 on July 17, 2014, 05:32:29 PM
I look in the financial records of the land that the hill sits on, realizes that it was my land all along, sue everyone who has used my hill w/o my permission, and while I'm rolling in my riches, I say
"My hill"
While you roll in your riches I {Assassinate} you and forge your will so I inherit the money and the hill. I donate all the money to the ADA. My hill.
I hid from the nuclear fallout by hiding within the hill. I now rise out of the hill like a zombie and DimirOverlord runs away screaming like a little girl.
My hill.
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on July 17, 2014, 05:53:41 PM
Quote from: DimirOverlord1300 on July 17, 2014, 05:42:33 PM
Quote from: Popper23345 on July 17, 2014, 05:32:29 PM
I look in the financial records of the land that the hill sits on, realizes that it was my land all along, sue everyone who has used my hill w/o my permission, and while I'm rolling in my riches, I say
"My hill"
While you roll in your riches I {Assassinate} you and forge your will so I inherit the money and the hill. I donate all the money to the ADA. My hill.
I hid from the nuclear fallout by hiding within the hill. I now rise out of the hill like a zombie and DimirOverlord runs away screaming like a little girl.
My hill.
I actually do rise out of the hill as a zombie (because dimiroverlord1300 assassinated me, and I eat the brains of linkcelestrial.
As link falls over as a lifeless heep and rolls down the hill I mutter
Brraaaiiinnzzzz
(My hill)
Quote from: Popper23345 on July 25, 2014, 12:13:57 PM
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on July 17, 2014, 05:53:41 PM
Quote from: DimirOverlord1300 on July 17, 2014, 05:42:33 PM
Quote from: Popper23345 on July 17, 2014, 05:32:29 PM
I look in the financial records of the land that the hill sits on, realizes that it was my land all along, sue everyone who has used my hill w/o my permission, and while I'm rolling in my riches, I say
"My hill"
While you roll in your riches I {Assassinate} you and forge your will so I inherit the money and the hill. I donate all the money to the ADA. My hill.
I hid from the nuclear fallout by hiding within the hill. I now rise out of the hill like a zombie and DimirOverlord runs away screaming like a little girl.
My hill.
I actually do rise out of the hill as a zombie (because dimiroverlord1300 assassinated me, and I eat the brains of linkcelestrial.
As link falls over as a lifeless heep and rolls down the hill I mutter
Brraaaiiinnzzzz
(My hill)
You underestimate my zombies slaying skills. My Katana ends your revival before it can pose a threat to anyone.
My hill.
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on July 25, 2014, 03:24:42 PM
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Quote from: DimirOverlord1300 on July 17, 2014, 05:42:33 PM
Quote from: Popper23345 on July 17, 2014, 05:32:29 PM
I look in the financial records of the land that the hill sits on, realizes that it was my land all along, sue everyone who has used my hill w/o my permission, and while I'm rolling in my riches, I say
"My hill"
While you roll in your riches I {Assassinate} you and forge your will so I inherit the money and the hill. I donate all the money to the ADA. My hill.
I hid from the nuclear fallout by hiding within the hill. I now rise out of the hill like a zombie and DimirOverlord runs away screaming like a little girl.
My hill.
I actually do rise out of the hill as a zombie (because dimiroverlord1300 assassinated me, and I eat the brains of linkcelestrial.
As link falls over as a lifeless heep and rolls down the hill I mutter
Brraaaiiinnzzzz
(My hill)
You underestimate my zombies slaying skills. My Katana ends your revival before it can pose a threat to anyone.
My hill.
As a random Planeswalker was (:P) walking by, he saw a zombie sliced in two. He slung out a {mending touch} and I was regenerated
Whoops, accidentally hit post
Any whoo back to the story
Once regenerated, I took your katana and gave you a taste of your own medicine, and cut you right in half from top to bottom.
Once I wiped the blood off of my face I said "my hill"
Quote from: Popper23345 on July 25, 2014, 04:14:14 PM
Whoops, accidentally hit post
Any whoo back to the story
Once regenerated, I took your katana and gave you a taste of your own medicine, and cut you right in half from top to bottom.
Once I wiped the blood off of my face I said "my hill"
Before that final bit happened, I poison the blood on your face to be extremely acidic and burn your entire arm clean off. After losing your arm, you proceed to grapple your bleeding shoulder and only lose all of your body to the Dread Father.
My hill.
NOTE: The dread father had nothing to do with this. I just sent your body to him of my own will.
Quote from: Mlerner12 on July 25, 2014, 07:55:25 PM
Quote from: Popper23345 on July 25, 2014, 04:14:14 PM
Whoops, accidentally hit post
Any whoo back to the story
Once regenerated, I took your katana and gave you a taste of your own medicine, and cut you right in half from top to bottom.
Once I wiped the blood off of my face I said "my hill"
Before that final bit happened, I poison the blood on your face to be extremely acidic and burn your entire arm clean off. After losing your arm, you proceed to grapple your bleeding shoulder and only lose all of your body to the Dread Father.
My hill.
NOTE: The dread father had nothing to do with this. I just sent your body to him of my own will.
As I was wiping the blood off my face at the top of the mountain, I saw a mannequin that looked exactly like me getting beat up! I rushed down, used a {searing blood} on you, and as you were trying to close the wound, I say, "my hill"
I summon solaire for. Some jolly cooperation and we take the hill together! Praise the sun!
All hail heliod