Conquer the hill...

[Mlerner12]

I turn into the Simic mythic that clones if, then every turn makes another clone. I ward off your attempts to kill me for a couple turns, then start providing free hills to anyone who wants them. The hill is every bodies!

It says in the rules that this isnt allowed.

Oh damn

[LinkCelestrial]

I come into a bruce lee flying kick. I than summon scorpion to pull you to another dimension, that have quan chi turn you all in to a soul to power my strongest fighter, ermac.

The hill is mine and secured

My soul proves too powerful and I posses Ermac. Using the element of surprise I defeat you with a pair of tongs to the nose.

My hill.

[Skyshadow731]

You still have scorpion and quan chi to defeat before you get to me and quan chi locks your soul into a corpse rotting 300 feet under the ground.

[LinkCelestrial]

You still have scorpion and quan chi to defeat before you get to me and quan chi locks your soul into a corpse rotting 300 feet under the ground.

Stupid NPCs.

I unlock myself from the corpse with my magics. I then revert to my natural form and in a flurry of magic and blades make short work of Quan Chi and Scorpion.

-turns back into a human and wipes the blood off my katanas-

My hill.

[Anoobass]

Super well thought out plan that took 65 pages to plan up:

Sends the world into WW3.  destroys every radiation suit except one.  Each country nukes the other 50 or so times.  Climbs over all the dead corpses of my imtg brethren, and up to the top of the hill.  GG sons!

[Spencer Addington]

*already an irradiated monster, spencer laugh with glee*

My
Hill
Bitchezz

[Popper23345]

I look in the financial records of the land that the hill sits on, realizes that it was my land all along, sue everyone who has used my hill w/o my permission, and while I'm rolling in my riches, I say
"My hill"

[DimirOverlord1300]

I look in the financial records of the land that the hill sits on, realizes that it was my land all along, sue everyone who has used my hill w/o my permission, and while I'm rolling in my riches, I say
"My hill"

While you roll in your riches I {Assassinate} you and forge your will so I inherit the money and the hill. I donate all the money to the ADA. My hill.

[LinkCelestrial]

I look in the financial records of the land that the hill sits on, realizes that it was my land all along, sue everyone who has used my hill w/o my permission, and while I'm rolling in my riches, I say
"My hill"

While you roll in your riches I {Assassinate} you and forge your will so I inherit the money and the hill. I donate all the money to the ADA. My hill.

I hid from the nuclear fallout by hiding within the hill. I now rise out of the hill like a zombie and DimirOverlord runs away screaming like a little girl.

My hill.

[Popper23345]

I look in the financial records of the land that the hill sits on, realizes that it was my land all along, sue everyone who has used my hill w/o my permission, and while I'm rolling in my riches, I say
"My hill"

While you roll in your riches I {Assassinate} you and forge your will so I inherit the money and the hill. I donate all the money to the ADA. My hill.

I hid from the nuclear fallout by hiding within the hill. I now rise out of the hill like a zombie and DimirOverlord runs away screaming like a little girl.

My hill.

I actually do rise out of the hill as a zombie (because dimiroverlord1300 assassinated me, and I eat the brains of linkcelestrial.

As link falls over as a lifeless heep and rolls down the hill I mutter

Brraaaiiinnzzzz
(My hill)

[LinkCelestrial]

I look in the financial records of the land that the hill sits on, realizes that it was my land all along, sue everyone who has used my hill w/o my permission, and while I'm rolling in my riches, I say
"My hill"

While you roll in your riches I {Assassinate} you and forge your will so I inherit the money and the hill. I donate all the money to the ADA. My hill.

I hid from the nuclear fallout by hiding within the hill. I now rise out of the hill like a zombie and DimirOverlord runs away screaming like a little girl.

My hill.

I actually do rise out of the hill as a zombie (because dimiroverlord1300 assassinated me, and I eat the brains of linkcelestrial.

As link falls over as a lifeless heep and rolls down the hill I mutter

Brraaaiiinnzzzz
(My hill)

You underestimate my zombies slaying skills. My Katana ends your revival before it can pose a threat to anyone.

My hill.

[Popper23345]

I look in the financial records of the land that the hill sits on, realizes that it was my land all along, sue everyone who has used my hill w/o my permission, and while I'm rolling in my riches, I say
"My hill"

While you roll in your riches I {Assassinate} you and forge your will so I inherit the money and the hill. I donate all the money to the ADA. My hill.

I hid from the nuclear fallout by hiding within the hill. I now rise out of the hill like a zombie and DimirOverlord runs away screaming like a little girl.

My hill.

I actually do rise out of the hill as a zombie (because dimiroverlord1300 assassinated me, and I eat the brains of linkcelestrial.

As link falls over as a lifeless heep and rolls down the hill I mutter

Brraaaiiinnzzzz
(My hill)

You underestimate my zombies slaying skills. My Katana ends your revival before it can pose a threat to anyone.

My hill.

As a random Planeswalker was () walking by, he saw a zombie sliced in two. He slung out a {mending touch} and I was regenerated

[Popper23345]

Whoops, accidentally hit post

Any whoo back to the story

Once regenerated, I took your katana and gave you a taste of your own medicine, and cut you right in half from top to bottom.

Once I wiped the blood off of my face I said "my hill"

[Mlerner12]

Whoops, accidentally hit post

Any whoo back to the story

Once regenerated, I took your katana and gave you a taste of your own medicine, and cut you right in half from top to bottom.

Once I wiped the blood off of my face I said "my hill"

Before that final bit happened, I poison the blood on your face to be extremely acidic and burn your entire arm clean off. After losing your arm, you proceed to grapple your bleeding shoulder and only lose all of your body to the Dread Father.
My hill.
NOTE: The dread father had nothing to do with this. I just sent your body to him of my own will.

[Popper23345]

Whoops, accidentally hit post

Any whoo back to the story

Once regenerated, I took your katana and gave you a taste of your own medicine, and cut you right in half from top to bottom.

Once I wiped the blood off of my face I said "my hill"

Before that final bit happened, I poison the blood on your face to be extremely acidic and burn your entire arm clean off. After losing your arm, you proceed to grapple your bleeding shoulder and only lose all of your body to the Dread Father.
My hill.
NOTE: The dread father had nothing to do with this. I just sent your body to him of my own will.

As I was wiping the blood off my face at the top of the mountain, I saw a mannequin that looked exactly like me getting beat up!  I rushed down, used a {searing blood} on you, and as you were trying to close the wound, I say, "my hill"