Conquer the hill...

[Mattao19]

Nobody wants it more than me

[Black Death]

I buy it

[Birdbrain]

I come to you with the real owner of the land the hill is on, and his attorney. They say the hill was illegally sold and bring you down for some questioning. I go to the top of the hill and prepare to block everyone else

The hill is mine

[Mattao19]

I politely ask Bird Brain to share the hill with him. Since he currently owns it I say that he owns 60% I own 40%.

Why would he do this?
Because I can help protect it for you.

[Black Death]

I buy it I own the hill

[Birdbrain]

I buy it I own the hill

I come to you with the real owner of the land the hill is on, and his attorney. They say the hill was illegally sold and bring you down for some questioning. I go to the top of the hill and prepare to block everyone else

The hill is mine

[Black Death]

I buy it I own the hill

[Mattao19]

I buy it I own the hill

[Black Death]

I buy it I own the hill

[Birdbrain]

I come to you with the real owner of the land the hill is on, and his attorney. They say the hill was illegally sold and bring you down for some questioning. I go to the top of the hill and prepare to block everyone else

The hill is mine

[Destore117]

I contact a few landscapers and government officials saying that the hill is unsightly. Do to everyone's unwillingness to give up the hill cops are called and everyone is arrested. Except for me I make the Hill into a Hobbit hole and
The Hill is Mine

[IntoFire]

Except you were dreaming and I own the hill.

[Black Death]

I buy it.  I own the hill

[Birdbrain]

I come to you with the real owner of the land the hill is on, and his attorney. They say the hill was illegally sold and bring you down for some questioning. I go to the top of the hill and prepare to block everyone else

The hill is mine

[Destore117]

I drop  a nuke on the hill the severe radiation kills everyone without hazmat suits. I happen to have one and sit on the decayed hill. Yay the hill is mine