Jokes

[Birdbrain]

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Here's one: two big muscular guys start bragging to each other about how strong they are, and which one is stronger.The argument lasts for thirty miunets. Finaly, one see's a couple of bricks laying on the sidewalk and says
"I bet I can throw that brick higher than you can"
The second guy says "bring it on wussy"
He throws a brick in the air, it goes up a couple stories and comes back to the ground
The first guy then throws a brick up and it doesn't come down

[5/9 Turtle]

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Here's one: two big muscular guys start bragging to each other about how strong they are, and which one is stronger.The argument lasts for thirty miunets. Finaly, one see's a couple of bricks laying on the sidewalk and says
"I bet I can throw that brick higher than you can"
The second guy says "bring it on wussy"
He throws a brick in the air, it goes up a couple stories and comes back to the ground
The first guy then throws a brick up and it doesn't come down

I don't get it

[Kaworu, the Fifth Child]

Why was 4 mad when 7 won him a stuffed balloon?

It's because 711492

[Kaworu, the Fifth Child]

Why was 4 mad when 7 won him a stuffed balloon?

It's because 711492

That's good! It reminds me of the "why are 5 and 6 afraid of 7? Because 789" joke

It's really more because 7 was a six offender

[Pi]

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Here's one: two big muscular guys start bragging to each other about how strong they are, and which one is stronger.The argument lasts for thirty miunets. Finaly, one see's a couple of bricks laying on the sidewalk and says
"I bet I can throw that brick higher than you can"
The second guy says "bring it on wussy"
He throws a brick in the air, it goes up a couple stories and comes back to the ground
The first guy then throws a brick up and it doesn't come down

Is the first guy {Chuck Norris}?

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

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Here's one: two big muscular guys start bragging to each other about how strong they are, and which one is stronger.The argument lasts for thirty miunets. Finaly, one see's a couple of bricks laying on the sidewalk and says
"I bet I can throw that brick higher than you can"
The second guy says "bring it on wussy"
He throws a brick in the air, it goes up a couple stories and comes back to the ground
The first guy then throws a brick up and it doesn't come down

I think the first guy is vomiting the brick.

[Skyshadow731]

What happens when a Broncos fan takes Viagra?



He gets taller.

[Apathy Reactor]

What happens when a Broncos fan takes Viagra?



He gets taller.

as long as it doesn't last for more than 8 hours.

[Skyshadow731]

Lol. Here's one my friend told me.

My dad died on 9/11. His last words were "For ALLAH"

The muffin said to the French fry. " dude I'm baked"
The French fry replied " Baked?!?! Dude I'm fried"

I'm pretty sure I'm gonna get negative karma for this but oh well. If people take it offensively I apologize.

[Pi]

Lol. Here's one my friend told me.

My dad died on 9/11. His last words were "For ALLAH"


I'm pretty sure I'm gonna get negative karma for this but oh well. If people take it offensively I apologize.

The difference between 9/11 and a cow is you stop milking a cow after 13 years

[Apathy Reactor]

I've got two short jokes and a long joke:

Joke

Joke

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE

dude.... that was baaaaaaaaaad

two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...
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*ba-dum tss*

[Kaworu, the Fifth Child]

I've got two short jokes and a long joke:

Joke

Joke

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE

Wow, that was deep, but not as deep as this one.

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🌊 joke 🌊

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

Lol. Here's one my friend told me.

My dad died on 9/11. His last words were "For ALLAH"


I'm pretty sure I'm gonna get negative karma for this but oh well. If people take it offensively I apologize.

The difference between 9/11 and a cow is you stop milking a cow after 13 years

LOL, very Tosh-esque of you! +1 to both of you.

[Birdbrain]

A man smoking a cigar and a woman with a squeaking parrot are on a plane. The man is very annoyed because the parrot is an African grey and making high pitched noises. The woman is annoyed because she just quit smoking. They get into an argument, and both decide to throw the parrot and cigar out the window. They do, and somehow the parrot flies fast enough to be seen outside the window of the plane. And guess what's in its mouth?

[Spencer Addington]

A man smoking a cigar and a woman with a squeaking parrot are on a plane. The man is very annoyed because the parrot is an African grey and making high pitched noises. The woman is annoyed because she just quit smoking. They get into an argument, and both decide to throw the parrot and cigar out the window. They do, and somehow the parrot flies fast enough to be seen outside the window of the plane. And guess what's in its mouth?

What's in its mouth birdbrain?