Jokes

[darkarts981]

I dig you dig she digs he digs they dig we all dig.

That wasn't a very good joke, but it was pretty deep.

[Birdbrain]

What's in its mouth birdbrain?

The brick!

[PapaBudz]

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

~SP

[Anoobass]

Bring on the negs-

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
-doesn't matter, you already told her twice.

Want to hear a funny joke?
-woman's rights.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?
-none, they just sit and .complain. In the dark

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
-none, feminists can't change anything.

[Anoobass]

And for a less sexist joke...

A politician, a New Yorker, and a Texan are in a room.  A question is asked, "if a man is coming at you with a knife, and you have a gun, what do you do?"

The politician replies, "there are many circumstances to be weighed first.  Is the knife out?  Is he threatening you?  Etc..."

The New Yorker says, "Bang!"

The Texan says, "Bang!  Bang!  Bang!  Bang!  Bang!  Bang!  Click, click, click, click..."

[Aladormax]

Because your typo is awesome, that's why!!

[Phoenix X30]

What's got 2 legs and bleeds?









Half a dog.

[Spencer Addington]

What's got 2 legs and bleeds?









Half a dog.

That was funny, but now I'm sad...

[Kurama]

What's got 2 legs and bleeds?









Half a dog.

Is it sad that I'm dying of laughter right now?

[Phoenix X30]

I recently won a water fight with the local kids on my street.
They were no match for my freshly boiled kettle.

[Spencer Addington]

I recently won a water fight with the local kids on my street.
They were no match for my freshly boiled kettle.

That made me spit up my tea!!

[Skyshadow731]

A wasted guy walks up to the bartender and says I bet you 1000 dollars I can piss on that cup. The bartender laughs and says ok. H
the drunk guy pisses all over the bar and not one drop lands in the cup. The drunk guy starts laughing and the bartender is puzzled. So he asks why are you laughing. He says I made a bet for 5,000 dollars I could piss all over your bar and you wouldnt be pissed.

[GamenDork]

Magic joke:

Why don't Bant players drink milk?

Because they're Rakdos intolerant.

[Anoobass]

^I like that tbh

[PapaBudz]

Magic joke:

Why don't Bant players drink milk?

Because they're Rakdos intolerant.

Ha. I giggled.