The What If? Game

[Vileo]

I would continually sell mythics to buy more boxes of more mythics, etc until my monies are infinite and I can fill a bathtub with mythics and roll in them. Might be a little painful but you get what I mean.

What if you bought a pack of M14, only to open it and find 16 (Packs are 15 cards) Storm crows all showing mythic rarity?

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

I would be pleased that the Great and Powerful {Storm Crow} had graced me with its presence

What if someone promoted you to President today?

[Anoobass]

First order of business, TINY MINISKIRTS!!!!!
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c4GbLPZY-6Q&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dc4GbLPZY-6Q

What if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite sex?

[Necromancerman]

Then I would admire my boobs, what I'd pudding was a higher race and it ate us

[Mlerner12]

Then I would admire my boobs, what I'd pudding was a higher race and it ate us

It's like those "soviet Russia" jokes.

What if I was neo and we were all in the matrix?

(Oh. And welcome to the matrix.)

[Vileo]

Then were all screwed.

What if 99% of existence were a lie and you're really the only living thing ever in like this cool VR thing?

[Apathy Reactor]

Then.. Why are video games so much more fun than real life?

What if you had no sense of balance

[abstractApathist]

Then you'd lay down all the time.

What if Wizards reprinted Zendikar fetches?

[Vileo]

Then swoon fanboys, swoon!

What if wizards reprinted p9 in a booster that had 1 each in it?

[DimirOverlord1300]

Then VALUE!
What if men had breasts

[rarehuntertay]

We already do.

What if everything is a lie and the only truth is that everything is a lie?

[Vileo]

Then everything is cake.

What if every time you went to sleep, your dream became an alternate reality?

[Anoobass]

But I don't dream...

What if you never had to eat again?

[Apathy Reactor]

I'd have a smokin bod and then I'd slowly eat myself and die horribly.

What if every human being went outside and screamed, all at once, for 10 minutes

[Vileo]

Everyone would go deaf shortly before suffocating.

What if we ate on upside down tables?