The What If? Game

[Mlerner12]

Everyone would go deaf shortly before suffocating.

What if we ate on upside down tables?

Then I would throw up my food constantly.
What if I didn't always accidentally necro old threads?

[Apathy Reactor]

the world would be a safer place to bring my children into

what if the Roman empire had never collapsed?

[Vileo]

Then everyone in the armor would wear those weird roman skirt things that are supposedly armor.

What if pizza were never invented?

[Skyshadow731]

Than people wouldn't know what true mouth orgasms are.

Edit: What if you were to have open heart surgery wide awake?
Sorry I forgot to post a question

[Vileo]

You're supposed to post a "what if"...

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

Than people wouldn't know what true mouth orgasms are.

"Ya dun' messed up A-A-ron!"