Outrageous lies about the last poster

[JaCe BeLeReN]

SorinMarkov'sMinion works for Nissa Revane.

[Alsojames]

Poof is what the girls call him/her/it in bed.  Because sex with him/her/it is "poof!  It's over!"

[Thorn]

^Cough pg9^
cough*

[JaCe BeLeReN]

Poof is what the girls call him/her/it in bed.  Because sex with him/her/it is "poof!  It's over!"

Alsojames actually thinks I'm poof.

[Coffee Vampire]

Jace will not be printed in RTR

[Wackaman9001]

Instead of jace we will get a vampire hyped up on espresso

[Safira008]

That hyped up vampire will be a portrait of Wackaman9001

[TheRecklessPlaneswalker]

Safari loves to hunt down animals and eat there insides

[Safira008]

Mr. Cena is actually John Cena from WWE.
(FYI, I'm vegetarian 0_0 lol)

[TheRecklessPlaneswalker]

Mr. Cena is actually John Cena from WWE.
(FYI, I'm vegetarian 0_0 lol)

But this is true...
Anyway safari pretends he is a planeswalker and when he plays he thinks how he can kick everyone's a$$

[Safira008]

Mr. Cena has autocorrect off. (My name is Safira, not Safari lol)

[Burpninja]

Using my burping divination, safria takes the clothes off of barbies to put them on their miniature dogs.

[Safira008]

Burpninja was also able to spell my name correctly.

[AgrusKos]

Safiara is a Burpninja

EDIT: TROLOLOLOLOLOL

[UltimateArtifacter]

Agrus is actually Bolas, the Planeswalker that got bitxh slapped by Sorin and downgraded to human