Outrageous lies about the last poster

[Fishsticks123]

Say an outrageous lie about the last person who posted here!



Can't say anything about anyone else rigt now.

[smokin terry]

Fishsticks123 is wanted in three countries for stealing play set of each power nine from the leader of each country.

Like that?

[JaCe BeLeReN]

smokin terry is actually a 6 year old girl with the mental capacity of a supercomputer. She also like tuna.

[Thorn]

Jace beleren is in love with {Niv Mizzet, the Firemind}
(RTR poster)

[Coffee Vampire]

Thorn's nickname around the house is "Horny Thorny".

[BlackJester]

Coffee Vampire only drinks decaf chai tea.

[Fishsticks123]

BlackJester keeps his collection on a different planet because it doesn't fit here on Earth. (See his trade thread!)

[Thorn]

Fishstick plays {Battle of Wits} and thinks that it is good. He also weras a shirt saying, "Girls Like Guys With Big Decks"
                (^ Taken from somewhere ^)

[Brandalog]

Thorn is actually kuberr's little brother trying to act like an independent outside of kuberr's own mentality.

[AgrusKos]

Brandalog picks on kids (like Thorn, Kuberrs little bro.), and got arrested for child abuse

[Thorn]

AgrusKos works for the Golgari!
*Gasp*

[Kareason]

Thorn is not actually a human. He is a AI that was programmed by cats to believe he is a dragon that thinks he is a human that plays M:tG. His mainframe lies in a matchbox in my back pocket.

[Thorn]

By kaerson's Logic in the above post he is a cat.

[Bcstang]

Thorn is so-named because his left pinky toe is deformed and bears a striking resemblance to a thorn. Also, he shuffles his deck with it.

[Rass]

This guy above got his name from his two favorite things. The BCS and tang. He loves collage football and cannot resist the flavor of that orange drink.