Outrageous lies about the last poster

[darkarts981]

Thorn realizes that we posted 9 seconds apart!!! 😳 skill! 😜

[Millionlittlee]

Darkarts plays mono-green burn

[Coffee Vampire]

Challenge accepted.

(ignore this post)

[izik99]

Challenge accepted.

(ignore this post)

Coffee vampire's last post is obviously ignored

[Thorn]

Izk9 thinks he is {Emrakul the Aeons Torn} but he is really a speggeti monster

[darkarts981]

Darkarts plays mono-green burn

{Hornet Sting!!!!}

[izik99]

Darkfarts spent his whole life of 9 days looking for that card. He was born 9 days ago, and is actually a hornet-riding fairy.

[Burpninja]

Rass once held 20 6 year olds hostage... At a free ice cream party!

[Thorn]

Burpninja was one of those six year olds.

[izik99]

Thorn knows this because he was a {clone} of rass that day

[Burpninja]

Izik knows that because he was the police man who busted in on rass/thorn that day and said "staawwp riiiight tharrrr!!!" then shortly after, shot rass/thorn.

[izik99]

Izik knows that because he was the police man who busted in on rass/thorn that day and said "staawwp riiiight tharrrr!!!" then shortly after, shot rass/thorn.

Burpninja knows this because of his magical burping divination.

[JaCe BeLeReN]

izik99 tried to hire a weak mindmage to make you all forget about this thread, but you can't fool the proffesional.

[AgrusKos]

JaCe BeLeReN is actually, {Jace Beleren}

[smokin terry]

AgrusKos has died 36,563 time since he was born. Every night after he comes back to life and everyone witnessing his death forgets all about it. The show south park is his life story.