Outrageous lies about the last poster

[Thorn]

Poof, also so overcome with emotion from winning immediately asked his GF to marry him. However she said,"No" so he turned himself into a {Vizzerdrix}

[Sorin Markov]

{Vizzerdrix} is thorns favorite card

[AgrusKos]

That would be true. RevanJJ does not like {Vizzerdix}. Also, Sorin Markov has a girlfriend

[Mentonin]

Arguskos is actually {koth of the hammer}, and tries to burn everyone

[Brandalog]

Mentonin thinks that the Feeling of love is that feeling after you take a crap and it sticks to your butt a little bit.

[darkarts981]

Brandalog knows what that feels like and therefore even remotely knows what he's talking about

[Coffee Vampire]

Darkarts sends a player-made dora the explorer card to wizards every day. He will not eat or sleep until they make the card a real mtg card.

[Imdowd80]

{Coffee vampire} is actually a tea drinking zombie.

[KulrathKnight]

Imdowd80 wanted to overcompensate with his username, but didn't know how to spell "endowed" so he sounded it out. Also 80 other people on these forums did that before him.

[darkarts981]

KulrathKnight is actually Coffee Vampire

[Fishsticks123]

Darkarts is actually Lord Volsenort.

[KulrathKnight]

Fishsticks123 knows how to spell Voldemort xP

[darkarts981]

Coffe vampire is really a retarded bat that flies around screeching just for the hell of it.

(see what I did there?)

KulrathKnight is actually Coffee Vampire

[Thorn]

KulrathKnight has such a terrible deck that he gets paid to NOT PLAY at FNM!

[AgrusKos]

KulrathKnight has a girl friend and friends