Nicknames for Cards (NSFW)

[MtgCollector1337]

{Consecrated sphinx}= consitpated sphincter

[Destore117]

{Voracious dragon} = very cautious dragon

[Brawler_1337]

We have a pretty awesome name for Kiora. We call her {That weird Mermaid thing}

I personally call her Kiora the Explorer.

[MtgCollector1337]

We have a pretty awesome name for Kiora. We call her {That weird Mermaid thing}

I personally call her Kiora the Explorer.

I think I crapped myself

[Destore117]

{Ratchet Bomb}= ratchet and clank
{Turn//Burn}= turn around//bend over
{Mogis, God of slaughter}= mugger, guy of slapping
{Teysa, Envoy of Ghosts}= that easy girl
{Knight of infamy}=Knight of infinity
{Scute mob}= shakalaka
{Show and Tell} shh! Don't tell

[MtgCollector1337]

{Eidolon of Countless Battles} - {Eidolon of Countless Babies}

[Kaworu, the Fifth Child]

{Ratchet Bomb}= ratchet and clank

You win one internet

[MtJesus-Johnson]

MUCH CAUTION.

{Deathcunt Rogue}

{Pack Rat} (.manlover. Rat)

{Rackdos Cackler} (The Cack)
We always say something like "I'mma whip out my Cack!" And then "UNLEASH THE CACK!!" And if he enchants it, we comment on "how big the Cack is."

[MtJesus-Johnson]

{Ratchet Bomb}= ratchet and clank
{Turn//Burn}= turn around//bend over
{Mogis, God of slaughter}= mugger, guy of slapping
{Teysa, Envoy of Ghosts}= that easy girl
{Knight of infamy}=Knight of infinity
{Scute mob}= shakalaka
{Show and Tell} shh! Don't tell

Woah, now. I actually pointed out to my friend that Teysa was hard to get, as she has vigilance and won't tap easily. XD

[Destore117]

Listen, Teysa's gonna listen to you when you slap a {Staff of Dominance} on her face.

[MtJesus-Johnson]

Listen, Teysa's gonna listen to you when you slap a {Staff of Dominance} on her face.

That's only because she likes to be dominated. 😜

[IntoFire]

{Brimaz} - Lion King

[MarduArrow]

{Brimaz} - Lion King

NNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[MisterJH]

Emrakul= {Enema, the A-holes torn}
I hope thats an original

[NikoCardMaster]

Emrakul= {Enema, the A-holes torn}
I hope thats an original

That deserves some sort of award 😸