Nicknames for Cards (NSFW)

[Destore117]

Demigod of hatred
Dammit Gretchen!

[Brawler_1337]

I've taken to calling {Fleshbag Marauder} "Scrotum." The guy is a wrinkly bag of meat, so he looks a bit like a ballsack.

[Destore117]

Simic decks I've taken to calling them "Little Mac"

[VQMracing]

We called the {nyxborn wolf} the wolf on Wall Street.

[blackychan1]

{solemn simalicrum} - Sad Robot
{griselbrand} - Grizzly Bear

[Erik_the_gray]

 {Azor's Elocutors} = US Congress.....
Quick filibuster everything! Ah criticism, flip flop FLIP FLOP!!

[Destore117]

{Mugging}-friend showed me a Spanish print card that was written {Molestation} :|

[Sparkle Ninja]

A friend of mine labeled {Transguild Promenade} as {Transex Poopgrenade}

[Erik_the_gray]

Haha molestar in Spanish means to bother, annoy. Not sure it's a direct translation for getting effing mugged, but sure!

Someone I know calls  {Gideon, Champion of Justice} ultimate ability "Duct Tape".

[Splicer]

My friends and I refer to {Doorkeeper} as doorstop.

[MtgCollector1337]

I call {Mutavault} moneyvault

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

A friend of mine labeled {Transguild Promenade} as {Transex Poopgrenade}

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[Sparkle Ninja]

I don't even know either

[MtgCollector1337]

Hmmm let's see here. First up is {Kokusho the Evening Star} a.k.a. Koko Puffs. Then there is my favorite {Llanowar Elves} a.k.a Lawn Mower Elves. {Mirri the Cursed} is Nyanpire. And the most terrible for last (I don't know why we pick on elves so much here. Oh wait... I remember now) {Ezuri Renegade Leader} also known as Pyzuri. And if you don't know what that is, you're probably better off not knowing. =P

Oh and how could I forget!
{Emarkul the Aeons Torn} as the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Or that Scientology dude... thing... Whatever.

Genius.

[Sparkle Ninja]

We have a pretty awesome name for Kiora. We call her {That weird Mermaid thing}