Outrageous lies about the last poster

[MisterJH]

Icescythe doesnt wipe, rather he scooches like a dog across various forum member's carpets while they work

Mister JH only nows that because he follows me and licks up the trail

And icescythe only is comfortable telling people that because its his sick idea and he makes me do it or else hell ruin my pillow

[Apathy Reactor]

Icescythe doesnt wipe, rather he scooches like a dog across various forum member's carpets while they work

Mister JH only nows that because he follows me and licks up the trail

And icescythe only is comfortable telling people that because its his sick idea and he makes me do it or else hell ruin my pillow

Mister JH actually likes his pillow damp

[MisterJH]

Id rather someone else post before any more embarassig secrets are revealed D:

[Apathy Reactor]

Mr JH is actually... Mrs. JH!

[MisterJH]

And youre actually a FireSickle! Sickle as in the farming tool, not like.. An ice sickle of fire

[Apathy Reactor]

a scythe is actually also a farming tool... THE MORE YOU KNOW

[MisterJH]

a scythe is actually also a farming tool... THE MORE YOU KNOW

I know thats why i refered to the sickle haha, youre a DIFFERENT FARMING TOOL

[Apathy Reactor]

a scythe is actually also a farming tool... THE MORE YOU KNOW

I know thats why i refered to the sickle haha, youre a DIFFERENT FARMING TOOL

why cant i be LIGHTNING HOE

[Sparkle Ninja]

Because I'm already a pikachu

[MarduArrow]

Icescythe is actually airshovel and sells bottles of melted snowman

[Apathy Reactor]

Because I'm already a pikachu

LIGHTNING HOE IS TAKEN? THEN I SHALL BE.... EXPLOSION TRACTOR!

[MisterJH]

S717 secretly has no idea why his name is the 19th letter of the alphabet followed by random numericals.

[Sparkle Ninja]

Mister JH doesn't know he's eating his foot as we speak

[Apathy Reactor]

sparkle ninja is a narwhal.

[Sparkle Ninja]

Icescythe is also a narwhal and is my narwhal friend and we do narwhaly things together