Is there such a thing as a good pickup line? (Possibly NSFW)

[Gorzo]

I think most of these would end with a slap, spray of mace, or kick in the junk

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

I think most of these would end with a slap, spray of mace, or kick in the junk

You should try and find out

This is one I tried on a girl that was annoying me (starts like a pickup line, ends differently).

"Hey girl are you a firetruck?" (wait for response) " 'Cause you're really f***ing loud and annoying."

[Spencer Addington]

I think most of these would end with a slap, spray of mace, or kick in the junk

You should try and find out

This is one I tried on a girl that was annoying me (starts like a pickup line, ends differently).

"Hey girl are you a firetruck?" (wait for response) " 'Cause you're really f***ing loud and annoying."

Gets all da ladies. 

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

I think most of these would end with a slap, spray of mace, or kick in the junk

You should try and find out

This is one I tried on a girl that was annoying me (starts like a pickup line, ends differently).

"Hey girl are you a firetruck?" (wait for response) " 'Cause you're really f***ing loud and annoying."

Gets all da ladies. 

"Gets all da ladies"....to shut up.

[Spencer Addington]

I think most of these would end with a slap, spray of mace, or kick in the junk

You should try and find out

This is one I tried on a girl that was annoying me (starts like a pickup line, ends differently).

"Hey girl are you a firetruck?" (wait for response) " 'Cause you're really f***ing loud and annoying."

Gets all da ladies. 

"Gets all da ladies"....to shut up.

To slap you seems more accurate...

[fj76ts4]

"hey baby wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log"

[Apathy Reactor]

I said, are you gonna be my girl?
*procedes to play epic guitar*

[Spencer Addington]

I like my women how I like my meats, processed, cheap and pumped full of hormones

[Apathy Reactor]

I like my girls like my wine, six years old and in the basement... Wait... No that didn't come out right...
Lemme try again
I like my girls like my whiskey, six years old and mixed up with coke...
I don't think I'm very good at this...

[Apathy Reactor]

I like my women like my ISP...
High quality service with a monthly fee

[Skyshadow731]

Let's play the Ivory Tower, Howling Mine combo!!!

Lol. My friend Ashley told me this one.lol

[Apathy Reactor]

I'm just saying...
I'm so overpowered,
I was banned from casual.


Also, I'm pretty famous in the Philippines

[Spencer Addington]

I hope you don't have hexproof, cause I'm dying to {remand} that @$$.

[Kareason]

I like my men like I like my coffee...covered in bees!

I wish I could +10 this!  I almost choked on my tea. Epic reference.

Back to topic, actually had this one work once. "I lost my number so can I have yours". 

[Apathy Reactor]

Hey, you want some Chinese food? I'm buying