Is there such a thing as a good pickup line? (Possibly NSFW)

[Slenderbro]

Post all your favorites, good and bad! Be sure to post your best and worst :-)

Aannndd go!

[DimirOverlord1300]

Are you a river? Cause dam

[fj76ts4]

i wanna be DNA helicase so I can unzip your genes

[Ertai]

Treat me like a pirate and gimme that bootie.

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

Is there a shovel in your back pocket, because I'm digging that @$$.

[fj76ts4]

i want to be your tangent so i can lie along your curves

[Gorzo]

I believe this answers your question. No, there are no good pick up lines. Try talking to her like a human being instead of objectifying her

[particle]

I believe this answers your question. No, there are no good pick up lines. Try talking to her like a human being instead of objectifying her

while i agree, i don't think the one above about being a tangent is objectifying women. just using geometry to be silly.

[Gorzo]

Oh no, not at all. Not all of them are objectifying, I didn't mean to say it quite like that. But they are all pretty silly/stupid

[MuggyWuggy]

I don't live at home
My car is paid for
I would like to caress thigh.

[Gorzo]

Pardon me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Lol

[Mattao19]

Step 1: Approach female
Step 2: Ask if she's spontaneous (they all say yes so I've heard)
Step 3: proceed to kiss female
If she kisses back. You're one lucky guy!
If she doesn't sa "I thought that you were spontaneous!

Lmfao

[Anoobass]

At work I ask all the servers every day, every time I see them, "hey pretty girl, what are you doing tonight?"

Then I have several different answers depending on what they reply with:

"Nothing" - "sounds like an opening...maybe more than one?"

"Not you" - "that's what you think..."

"Killing myself" - "don't do that, I'm not a necrophiliac."

Always fun IMO, even after the 3rd or 4th time...

[Mattao19]

At work I ask all the servers every day, every time I see them, "hey pretty girl, what are you doing tonight?"

Then I have several different answers depending on what they reply with:

"Nothing" - "sounds like an opening...maybe more than one?"

"Not you" - "that's what you think..."

"Killing myself" - "don't do that, I'm not a necrophiliac."

Always fun IMO, even after the 3rd or 4th time...

Lmfao you sound like me

[AdamS]

You smell like trash.  Can I take you out?

i thunk that would end badly for u