Nicknames for Cards (NSFW)

[NillaWafers]

Oh did I do some huge typo? My bad. lol thanks Jest. I owe ya one =P

[darkarts981]

Hey nilla! Link through with that massive ass link that was supposed to be {hedron crabs}

Uhhhh... Come again?

Don't worry, I already fixed it. 👌

Nvrmnd! 😜😝

[1337m00nm4n]

{Lyzolda, the Blood Witch} -> Mazola, 'cause she looks all oiled up.

{Knight of White Orchid} -> 🎤Knight in White Satin🎤

xDDD Body butter much?

[cltrn81]

Oh did I do some huge typo? My bad. lol thanks Jest. I owe ya one =P

Damn I apparently missed something funny.

[BlackJester]

Oh did I do some huge typo? My bad. lol thanks Jest. I owe ya one =P

Damn I apparently missed something funny.

Un-Fixed, just for you.

We do that to! But not with tithe. And then when someone is attacking we go "Maze" for {Maze of Ith} and sometimes we do this with basic land to see who is paying attention. There are only two of us who play with maze and only one does consistently.

That same person is notorious for having a mean Dimir deck with {Hedron Crabs} in it. For a while, wherever he played a land (in any color deck} he'd say "landfall" and people would automatically start milling 3. XD

De-Edited for the sake of comedy. 

[cltrn81]

Hah....thx

[Almosteric]

We used to call {dragon welp} "Lil brother" back when "Big brother" was {shivan dragon}

[NillaWafers]

Wait! Was this because I was makin fun of you for being Canadian? Well I don't care anymore! This means war!!

[BlackJester]

Wait! Was this because I was makin fun of you for being Canadian? Well I don't care anymore! This means war!!

Huh? 
You accidently use a curly bracket to end a bracketed comment. This makes the forum treat the whole section as a card name. What makes it really funny (although, less so now that I've had to explain it 😓) is that the link takes you to the card named {Erase (Not the one from Urza's Saga)}. So that's what I did, I erased it! 

Make fun of Canadians all you like. We think it's hilarious when you do.

[Johng4490]

{Jace's Archivist}={Jace's Ace}

{moldgraf monstrosity} = {moldstrosity}

[NillaWafers]

Yea yea, I know. But you threw me under the bus! That was uncalled for! Hahahaha.
Just kidding of course. ^_^

Back on topic:
Whenever we play a Jace we say, "Jace is the place" rather than name the card. Usually this referred to Mind Sculptor.

[Quackmaster5]

One time, my friends were playing a 5 player game in which 3 of us were running zombie decks. Everyone going back and forth, i played {life's finale} and a few turns later, there were just as many zombies back on the field. So when I played {soulless one}, my friend yells "mother of god!" and I yell "FEED ME! NOM NOM NOM". My soulless one was a 27/27. I gave it trample with {primal frenzy} and one shot almost everyone each turn after. So from now on, when I play soulless one, I yell "feed me! NOM NOM NOM "

[Almosteric]

Back in the day friend and I had a song for {demonic tutor} it was cagily to the tune of the theme from love boat. "tutor, demonic tutor. He is demonic but still a tutor, yeah"

[Quackmaster5]

{circu, dimir lobotomist} = brain teaser

{spy network} = the Q report. ( from James bond. Deceivingly good and very secretive)

[Mulligan68]

Around here, everyone is running Geralf's Messenger and Mortarpod. So, after my red/green/black ramp gets it's butt kicked, I would refer to Messenger as 'that one fag'. The name has stuck for about a month.

Also, we call the Blight Dragon ( we don't even use the full name) Skeet.