Outrageous lies about the last poster

[Burpninja]

If you look at ducttape's username sideways, you won't see a G.

[AlexF129]

I am secretly Ezio Auditore.

[Piotr]

AlexF129 didn't miss the whole point of this thread.

[GeauxJuice]

Piotr didn't make this app so we could discuss Magic. He made it to steal all of our ideas and become the Magic champion of the world.

[Teysa karlov]

GeauxJuice's mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries.

[MarduArrow]

Shadowclothes has never heard of Monty Python

[BcBudds]

Shadowclothes has never heard of Monty Python

Has no clue what an {arbor elf} is

[Mlerner12]

BcBuddsis secretly in alliance with Piotr to take die the entire US government.

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

Mlerner12 has, on three separate occasions, killed a CareBear with a stapler.

[Millionlittlee]

Is a vampire werewolf half breed

[Mlerner12]

Mlerner12 has, on three separate occasions, killed a CareBear with a stapler.

That's not a lie!!!!!

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

Mlerner12 has, on three separate occasions, killed a CareBear with a stapler.

That's not a lie!!!!!

Shhhhh!!! Don't say anything until the court case!

[Mlerner12]

Mlerner12 has, on three separate occasions, killed a CareBear with a stapler.

That's not a lie!!!!!

Shhhhh!!! Don't say anything until the court case!

+1 for Teh LAWLZZZZZZZZZ also, I've already been tried and found innocent!!! CLEARLY the system is flawed.

[BcBudds]

^-------- likes to dig a hole in his backyard , stand in it and pretend he's a carrot

[Mlerner12]

Guys, these seriously are not lies about me 😆