This forum game is simple and fun.
The Rules
You begin in Round 1. Each round, you can do three things:
1. Shoot another player
2. Shoot yourself
3. Shoot air
If you shoot a player, that player will die.
If you shoot yourself, anyone who shoots you will die. However, if no one shoots you, then you will die.
If you shoot air, then nothing happens.
You send choices by Messages/PM me, don't show them off in public!
The surviving players of a round move on to the next one and gain a point. If you are the only one alive, then you gets a bonus point and everyone who died comes back to life. However, if everyone shoots air, then I will modkill each player and we start a new round. This is to prevent stalls with players only shooting air.
There is a time limit of 48 hours each round. If a player hasn't submitted his action by then, then I will modkill that player.
First player to 10 points is the winner.
I stole this game from http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?t=414169
...and I think that's it. If you want to play, then please indicate a response in this thread and stay active. Have fun!
If you wish to play but missed out on the signup phase, you can still sign up whenever it is Round 1. Just indicate on this thread and PM me with your action.
Players
Thorn (6)
JaCe BeLeReN (9)
Sagemaster (4)
GoJuDragon (7)
Coffee Vampire (4)
Gorzo (3)
scarsabrex (9)
BlackJester (2)
smokin terry (2)
darkarts981 (11)
AgrusKos (4)
Forever Dead
Guypocalypse (1)
Milo109 (2)
loop-s-pool (1)
BadLuckIrish (2)
1337m00nm4n (1)
ntheawesome (probation)
Knew45 (3)
If you are in the "forever dead" list, just send me a PM and I'll readd you.
Im playing
Me
Im in I finished school so after this weekend I'll be much more active and maybe even start my article again.
Ok I'm playing.
Quote from: Thorn on June 01, 2012, 09:40:30 PM
Im in I finished school so after this weekend I'll be much more active and maybe even start my article again.
Ok I'm playing.
I just got out too :)
Playing
I'll play.
I'll cap this at 10 players.
im in
I guess I'm in
In.
In
I'll play.
Great, 10 players. Start PMing me!
Waiting on Sagemaster.
Is your icon from frankenstein? Just wondering...I read that book for school this year and it looks familiar.
Quote from: Coffee Vampire on June 02, 2012, 10:35:33 PM
Is your icon from frankenstein? Just wondering...I read that book for school this year and it looks familiar.
Thus Spoke Zarathrustra
Also, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wanderer_above_the_Sea_of_Fog
Everyone has sent their actions in, please hold until morning.
RULES CHANGE: If you survive a round, then you will earn a point.
THE IMTG TIMES REPORTS
First of all, a robber, loop-s-pool, tries to rob Guypocalypse's bank. loop-s-pool wonders why there is no security. He crams some quick cash into his pockets, and is ready to escape when Guypocalypse shows up with a stainless steel pan. Guypocalypse tries to run up on loop-s-pool, but loop is ready. He shoots Guypocalypse and closes his eyes. Bam! Guypocalypse waves the pan until the bullet bounces off it and shoots loop-s-pool right in the face. He stands there bleeding while Guypocalypse cleans up the body and goes to work.
Aside from an attempted bank robbery, Milo109 and Sagemaster ambush Coffee Vampire and try to slap him. Coffee Vampire has more dire tools at work than fingers and hands, however, and when Milo and Sagemaster attempt to slap him, Coffee Vampire inserts his fangs on their fingers and drain their blood. When their hand is deprived of blood, more blood starts oozing out from the gashes of the fang bites. Milo and Sagemaster try to go to the hospital, but Sagemaster tries to go through a layer of Thorns on his way there and soon is trapped and dies of poisonous nettle. Milo109 is no less unfortunate when a huge GoJuDragon flies from the top of the skyscraper and devours him whole. When we asked Coffee Vampire to give us an interview, he just said, "I didn't taste any blood at all. Only coffee."
In addition, 1337m00nm4n tries to cyberbully JaCeBeLeReN by bombarding his Facebook page with 1337. Luckily, JaCe's Facebook page was inactive since 2008 and JaCe inserts a virus on 1337m00nm4n's Twitter page. Problem solved.
Finally, BadLuckIrish simply encountered a string of bad luck. While walking through the underground of IMTGCITY while working, he drops down a bottomless pit. So long, Irish!
Alive:
Guypocalypse +1
Thorn +1
JaCeBeLeReN +1
GoJuDragon +1
Coffee Vampire +1
Actions:
Guypocalypse - shootself
Milo109 - shoot coffee vampire
Thorn - shoot sagemaster
loop-s-pool - shoot guypocalypse
JaCe BeLeReN - shootself
BadLuckIrish - shootself
Sagemaster - shoot coffee vampire
1337m00nm4n - shoot Jace
GoJuDragon - shoot Milo109
Coffee Vampire - shootself
Well. No one shot the air. Woot!
WTH!!!! Lmao!!!! Wow dam im good.
I have a question. If I died the first round, do I still get to play the second?
Eat it m00n!
Quote from: 1337m00nm4n on June 03, 2012, 07:28:42 PM
I have a question. If I died the first round, do I still get to play the second?
Sadly, no. You have to wait until everyone is dead and Round 1 starts again.
Don't worry, you won't wait too long, considering that half the number of players have to PM me.
Quote from: Prophylaxis on June 03, 2012, 08:02:09 PM
Quote from: 1337m00nm4n on June 03, 2012, 07:28:42 PM
I have a question. If I died the first round, do I still get to play the second?
Sadly, no. You have to wait until everyone is dead and Round 1 starts again.
Don't worry, you won't wait too long, considering that half the number of players have to PM me.
Alright. But eventually won't it get narrowed down to like two people that will either kill each other at the same time or both just shoot themselves? It might get a little repetitive.
Quote from: 1337m00nm4n on June 03, 2012, 08:04:18 PM
Quote from: Prophylaxis on June 03, 2012, 08:02:09 PM
Quote from: 1337m00nm4n on June 03, 2012, 07:28:42 PM
I have a question. If I died the first round, do I still get to play the second?
Sadly, no. You have to wait until everyone is dead and Round 1 starts again.
Don't worry, you won't wait too long, considering that half the number of players have to PM me.
Alright. But eventually won't it get narrowed down to like two people that will either kill each other at the same time or both just shoot themselves? It might get a little repetitive.
Two people kill each other - no one scores a point, everyone comes back alive, new round.
Same thing when two people each shoot themselves.
Also, new rule: New players may join at any time Round 1 begins.
Originals can come back? Proph i can take time out of my life to play this. This is just fun
I so want in on this next time round 1 starts again.
In the meantime I bet 1 {diregraf ghoul} on coffee vampire winning, and 1 {island} that guypocalypse dies next!
I want in when it starts over as well!
Same
This is sooo fun!
Wait so do we PM you again, proph?
THE IMTG TIMES REPORTS
The location is in Guypocalypse's bank.
Coffee Vampire quietly types in his accounting machine. GoJuDragon goes to the refreshments room and quietly replaces the water. He starts to go back to work, when Coffee Vampire spills his coffee on GoJu. "Oh my dear, it's just an accident." Coffee says. Coffee then proceeds to step on GoJu's toes. "Ouch!" GoJu says, and before he can do anything, Coffee picks up the pen and stabs GoJu with it in the eyes 51 times. "Lost your eye there, aye?"
Thorn just watches the action unfold when he decides it's time for a drink. He goes over to the refreshment table and turns the knob fro water. He just drinks it when Coffee begins to stab GoJu. Thorn then decides to go back to work. He walks, then collapses on the floor. JaCe, the janitor, decides that he has a horrible life as well, and goes over to grab Thorn's water cup and drinks it. He feels refreshed, then falls as well, losing consciousness.
Finally, Guypocalypse comes in, yells "Everyone, get back to work!" He sees JaCe lying on the floor, next to Thorn's head. "OMG, it's the face-eating in Miami again! Zombie apocalypse!" Guypocalypse shouts, then takes his gun from the vault, mutters "Dying would be better than my brains to get eaten," and shoots himself.
Alive:
Coffee Vampire +2
Actions:
Guy: shootself
Thorn: shoot air
JaCe: shootself
GoJu: shoot Thorn
Coffee: shoot GoJuDragon
EVERYONE DEAD IS ALIVE AGAIN! NEW ROUND!
New players have been added, and I won't send confirmation messages.
Do we post if we want to be in again?
Quote from: loop-s-pool on June 04, 2012, 12:10:21 AM
Do we post if we want to be in again?
Everyone who was in the first day comes back, and if any new players want to come in then they just post.
Is there an updated list including new players?
I want in.
Oh I think he is updating the original post...I notice there are more than 10 players now.
Edit: another question Proph...when does entry for round 1 (#2) close so we can PM you?
Quote from: Coffee Vampire on June 04, 2012, 12:46:30 AM
Oh I think he is updating the original post...I notice there are more than 10 players now.
Edit: another question Proph...when does entry for round 1 (#2) close so we can PM you?
48 hours
This game is legit proph. Thx for starting it
I'm in.
In
In
In again
In
When do we find out who survived?
I survived round two...I think what is happening is we wait until 48 hours is up. Then when proph says the word we start PMing him again.
If you want to see the stories of the fights and who survived, proph made somenposts in this thread somewhere...I think p. 3 was the latest..not sure.
Guys, you all don't need to in again after a day ends. Just send me a PM!
Waiting on
Guypocalypse
Milo109
loop-s-pool
BadLuckIrish
GoJuDragon
Coffee Vampire
dont forget about little old me!!
Wait are we pming u now?
Has it been 48 hours?
Quote from: darkarts981 on June 07, 2012, 12:22:37 PM
Has it been 48 hours?
Sorry, been busy. I'll try to put this up by tonight or tomorrow.
Quote from: Prophylaxis on June 07, 2012, 09:29:33 PM
Quote from: darkarts981 on June 07, 2012, 12:22:37 PM
Has it been 48 hours?
Sorry, been busy. I'll try to put this up by tonight or tomorrow.
Arright, that's understandable
Sorry guys for the delays.
THE IMTG TIMES REPORTS
The location is in the top floor of the Coffee Vampire company.
Thorn is the first to strike. Wearing a fine tuxedo, he attempts to take it off, drip a couple drops of poison, and stuff it into GoJuDragon's mouth. Before he can do that, GoJuDragon takes the tuxedo and wears it. He silently goes to Coffee Vampire's CEO room and tries to ask for a pay raise. When Coffee says no, then GoJu tries to kick the wheel-y desk into Coffee Vampire, rebounding Coffee into the full glass window in which he will fall through. However, Coffee Vampire jumps up onto the desk, holding his chair, and proceeds to murder GoJu as the chair repeatably slams into GoJu. It knocks him out, but GoJu later dies from the poison in his tux. loop-s-pool sees this, and phones the police.
However, that's not all for Coffee. 1337m00nm4n stages a coup, and when Coffee Vampire goes from his room, he sees m00nm4n charge at him with a knife. He backs away to the full glass window, then moves away. m00nm4n slabs the knife into the glass window, then falls the 14 stories. Bye bye.
BadLuckIrish, however, is away from all this and is on the first floor, plotting ways to kill Gorzo. While Gorzo quietly sips his coffee, he drinks it all and begins to throw it away. As he approaches the garbage can, Irish shoves him and begins to take the garbage. Gorzo meets his end in the garbage truck, and when the truck grinds the garbage, he gets grinded as well and dies.
That's not all the murders. darkarts981 is seen practicing the Dark Arts by JaCe, and darkarts corners him. "Setcumsempra![/b] darkarts says using his wand, but JaCe points his wand at him at the last milisecond. darkarts is slashed with an invisible sword, and blood is spilling. He dies.
Meanwhile, Sagemaster, Knew45, Guypocalyse, and Milo109 are scared that 2012 is occurring, and, while eating truckloads of KFC and playing lots of video games, Sagemaster says, "It's time to die, everybody. Time to take the pills! They take it, then they collapse. Knew45 knew better, but when he dashed outside and saw the Sun, he freaked out and decided to take the pill after all.
Surviving:
Thorn +1
loop-s-pool +1
JaCe BeLeReN +1
BadLuckIrish +1
Coffee Vampire +1
Actions:
Guypocalypse - shootself
Milo109 - shootself
Thorn - shoot GoJu
loop-s-pool - shoot air
JaCe BeLeReN - shootself
BadLuckIrish - shoot Gorzo
Sagemaster - shootself
1337m00nm4n - shootcv
GoJuDragon - shoot cv
Coffee Vampire - shootself
Gorzo - shoot air
darkarts981 - shoot JaCe
Knew45 - shootself
Uggghh. Dang it :P
(http://a1.mzstatic.com/us/r1000/051/Purple/66/d4/26/mzi.esztuhqc.png)
Damn you and your mind games Beleren!!! Ohhhh, I'll get you next time!!
Quote from: 1337m00nm4n on June 09, 2012, 12:14:28 AM
(http://a1.mzstatic.com/us/r1000/051/Purple/66/d4/26/mzi.esztuhqc.png)
Did you draw this yourself?
None of you wouldve guessed that the winner of last round would not shoot himself this round? O.o
Quote from: BadLuckIrish on June 09, 2012, 01:36:23 AM
None of you wouldve guessed that the winner of last round would not shoot himself this round? O.o
You shush, all I wanted to do was sip a nice cup of coffee, and throw me into a garbage truck hahaha
Well played, sir, well played :P
Haha I'm in round 2 both times.
Quote from: Gorzo on June 09, 2012, 04:36:42 AM
Quote from: BadLuckIrish on June 09, 2012, 01:36:23 AM
None of you wouldve guessed that the winner of last round would not shoot himself this round? O.o
You shush, all I wanted to do was sip a nice cup of coffee, and throw me into a garbage truck hahaha
Well played, sir, well played :P
I BREWED THAT COFFEE!!!
Waiting on loop-s-pool and Coffee
Quote from: Prophylaxis on June 09, 2012, 11:27:00 PM
Waiting on loop-s-pool and Coffee
Now only waiting on loop. If he doesn't post tonight I'll modkill him.
Quote from: Prophylaxis on June 10, 2012, 03:36:49 PM
Quote from: Prophylaxis on June 09, 2012, 11:27:00 PM
Waiting on loop-s-pool and Coffee
Now only waiting on loop. If he doesn't post tonight I'll modkill him.
It's tommorow. Mod kill him and post the story. please? 🙏
Quote from: JaCe BeLeReN on June 11, 2012, 04:20:09 PM
Quote from: Prophylaxis on June 10, 2012, 03:36:49 PM
Quote from: Prophylaxis on June 09, 2012, 11:27:00 PM
Waiting on loop-s-pool and Coffee
Now only waiting on loop. If he doesn't post tonight I'll modkill him.
It's tommorow. Mod kill him and post the story. please? 🙏
Yes, I have been delaying this.
Will write it now.
THE IMTG TIMES REPORTS
The location is in JaCe's castle.
First off, loop-s-pool decides that he has had enough of the action and takes a nap. Pretty soon, he can hear thunder, and it suddenly so happens that a {Lightning Bolt} cracks on loop's shoulder. With heat six times hotter than the surface of the sun, he gets burned with a burn so hot that you can't describe it. The sheer heat of it causes his shoulder to snap and his body to go into shock.
JaCe is laughing because people are trying to escape the thunder by going into his castle. BadLuckIrish and Coffee Vampire both agree that it would be better to drown than to get seared off by the lightning that crisp'd loop-s-pool. They just jump in JaCe's moat, then they happily drown together, holding hands.
One person, Thorn, thinks better than that and knows that if he kills JaCe, he could steal his castle and be safe from the storm. He scales the castle and succeeds, ready to grab a knife to stab JaCe in the back. But, as he grabs the closest sharp object, the castle's high-tech security system comes into play and shoots Thorn with an arrow. Thorn faints as JaCe throws him into the moat.
Thorn - shoot Jace
JaCe BeLeReN - shootself
BadLuckIrish - shootself
Coffee Vampire - shootself
JacCe +2
EVERYONE DEAD IS ALIVE AGAIN
LOOP-S-POOL IS RELEASED FROM THE GAME DUE TO INACTIVITY; HE MAY RESIGN UP AGAIN
Can we see a list of current players?
That would be helpful
It is always updated on the first post, I believe.
Sign me up!
BOW BEFORE ME!
*bows down*
would like to join
I'm going to leave not because it isn't fun but because I only browse the iMtG occasionally now.
Hey, guys. I'm putting people who don't send in their PMs on probation. They may rejoin in the first round when they send a PM.
Milo109: shoot air
Knew45: shoot Jace
THE IMTG TIMES REPORTS
The location is in the dark sewers of IMTGCITY.
darkarts cheers. He finally gets a fine place to practice his Dark Magic, and moves toward a secluded part of the sewer. He holds his wand, and prepares to say, "Reduc-". Gorzo and Thorn suddenly ambush dark arts. Gorzo kicks him to the sewage-filled waters and Thorn grabs his wand. "Avada Kedavra!" Thorn yells, and darkarts is killed by the Killing Curse. Gorzo and Thorn high-five, and Thorn keeps the wand for safekeeping.
BadLuckIrish suddenly wakes up in the sewer, on an ambush mission to kill Coffee Vampire. Irish stumbles, however, in the fecalwater, and falls. While trying to get up, he sees Coffee Vampire right there, smiling. "So, I hired some protection." he says. Swiftly, Irish kicks his legs and makes him fall, then Irish holds him under the water and kicks his face until he drowns from the fecal matter water. Irish begins to feel like he succeeded, but he notices a figure darn around the large sewers. Suddenly, Irish hears gunshots, and he feels pain. Lots of it. Irish's last memories are of 1337m00nm4n grinning.
JaCe checks the sewers every week to see if it's well-maintained. He goes and checks the usual areas, then goes back. He sees BadLuckIrish's and Coffee Vampire's bodies, then he screams and bolts out the sewer. As he sees the exit, the sewer's public entrance closes with a bang. JaCe realizes that he is stuck inside the sewers until someone opens it up. "Oh, no," JaCe whispers, but Knew45 is grinning from behind the door. He is the one who closes it, and then he orders extra water to be swept around the sewers. A little later, Knew45 checks the sewers and he finds no signs of JaCe. "I just got a new job," Knew45 says, and he smiles.
Meanwhile, Milo109 orders some Mickey D's in his commuter truck, then drives the way home. The news reports "Four people dead in sewer." Milo is alarmed by this, but a little while later he thinks it no more and just eats.
Alive:
Milo109 +1
Knew45 +1
Gorzo +1
Thorn +1
1337m00nm4n +1
darkarts: shoot air
Gorzo: shoot darkarts
Milo109: shoot air
BLI: shoot cv
1337: shoot bli
Thorn: shoot darkarts
Knew45: shoot Jace
You never said to start pming :/
:'(
Quote from: Sagemaster on June 14, 2012, 04:49:27 PM
You never said to start pming :/
⬆This😰 I was waiting...
So was I......well at least it gave others a chance to get ahead.........
Quote from: Sagemaster on June 14, 2012, 04:49:27 PM
You never said to start pming :/
Assume that every time I start a new round and you're alive that you need to PM.
My bad :( I want in again then.
THE IMTG TIMES REPORTS
The location is in the underground railway.
Milo109 is in rush hour and hurries to get onto the railway. As he gets on though, 1337m00nm4n kicks him off and smiles. The subway is just closing. Milo just smiles and closes the door. The railway speeds off.
Milo109 sneaks his way into the subway control room and turns the knob with " 109: RAILWAY TO THE OCEAN. EMERGENCIES ONLY." He cackles and boards the next subway, driving off to work. He is a bit late, but he has gotten his revenge.
1337m00nm4n is boarding the railway when the railway jerks toward a different direction. Other people are nervous. What happened? The railway goes through paths that look like they haven't been used in a long time - some of the railway lines look derelict or broken. Suddenly, Thorn appears by 1337m00nm4n's side. He says, "I'm a railway worker, and you're going to the ocean, where you'll drown. Want help?" m00nm4n accepts the help, and Thorn breaks one of the windows. "Go, I'll follow you through." 1337m00nm4n jumps out of the window and lands head-first in an old railway track in the middle of nowhere. "Sucker!" Thorn yells.
Pretty soon, the railway goes to a body of water and drops off. Quickly, Thorn jumps out of the broken window and swims back to shore. Gorzo and Knew45, however, drown as the railway car crashes onto the ocean.
Alive:
Thorn +1
Milo109 +1
WHO WILL WIN? PLACE YOUR BETS!
Whoa!! I actually devised a strategy that took almost half an hour to come up with if I were one of the past people left!! It's almost foolproof!!
What were the actions??
Oh my, only 2 left standing. This should be interesting. I think mIlo will take the victory- but it's anyone's game! Good luck you two! If you both die, we all get to laugh at you!
Oh thanks {Gorzo} I though I was going to win. lol
anyway good luck milo.
And I would like tothank all the people I've killed for not shooting themselves. Your lack of suicidal thoughts has helped me greatly.
Thanks
Thorn
;O
Quote from: Thorn on June 16, 2012, 09:38:31 PM
Oh thanks {Gorzo} I though I was going to win. lol
anyway good luck milo.
And I would like tothank all the people I've killed for not shooting themselves. Your lack of suicidal thoughts has helped me greatly.
Thanks
Thorn
;O
Haha nothing personal, it was a coin-toss bet. I already shot myself, so I just picked one.
Seriously though, if you both shoot yourselves or both shoot each other, I am going to have to laugh.
Lol. Its fine
loser creates a card honoring the other players surpremecy.
^^Black jesters contest^^ like that
THE IMTG TIMES REPORTS
The location is in BlackJester's bar.
The audience is riled up. This "game" of assassin has been going on for weeks, and it finally ends here. The stylish Thorn appears, dressed in black, all ready for the final showdown. He brought a gun and a backup "shield" just in case.
"I've been expecting you." The fine face of Milo109 looks up. "Looks like you escaped that train all fine and dandy. 25 people dead, and 1 missing."
"Meh, 1337m00nm4n is pretty much dead. He's basically in a remote section of the railway map and no water in 6 miles. I'd be surprised if we found him." Thorn sweet talks.
"No more of the matter. One contest to prove them all. Lets drink!" Milo yells, as he drinks his fine Alize wine. Pretty soon, they begin a drinking contest. Three bottles down, four bottles down, five bottles. They easily get drunk and they stagger all across the bar. BlackJester's mask is knocked over by Thorn.
Pretty soon, after about 12 bottles have been digested, Milo basically sees a bottle and crams it down his mouth. If it was glass, it would have shattered and Milo would be eating shards of it. However, he would eat something equally volatile. "Oh, ****." Milo says, as his body erupts into flames. Within three seconds he is dead, as other bardrinkers spray the fire hose.
Thorn, after 7 bottles, can't take it anymore. He vomits and blacks out.
At the hospital, Prophylaxis awards him a certificate. "You're the winner!"
Alive:
Thorn +2
Actions:
Thorn shoots air
Milo109 shoots self
A NEW ROUND HAS STARTED! SEND IN YOUR ACTIONS ASAP
Woot I won!
Nice thorn
Drinks on me!!
🍺🍻🍶🍸🍆
I'll join next round.
Hah! Well done thorn! I was a fool to have doubted you :P
And how did this get into second page?
Bump.
That's why we need a whole section just for wall games!
Stickied for your pleasure. :-*
Has everyone PM'd Proph?
Sorry guys, I'm having computer problems. Will get this up soon.
Quote from: Prophylaxis on June 21, 2012, 01:03:51 PM
Sorry guys, I'm having computer problems. Will get this up soon.
Whats worng with the computer?
Quote from: Thorn on June 23, 2012, 10:05:58 PM
Quote from: Prophylaxis on June 21, 2012, 01:03:51 PM
Sorry guys, I'm having computer problems. Will get this up soon.
Whats worng with the computer?
This will be up today or tomorrow.
Sorry guys.
No problem. Keep the good stuff coming!
EVERYTHING tomorrow.
:/
I swear if I'm dead after all this....
Does anyone besides me just skip to the end then only read it if you lived? ;)
Quote from: Coffee Vampire on June 26, 2012, 03:33:49 AM
I swear if I'm dead after all this....
Does anyone besides me just skip to the end then only read it if you lived? ;)
No way, gotta read the story - the suspense to see what happens to you is quite entertaining
Quote from: Gorzo on June 26, 2012, 03:41:54 AM
Quote from: Coffee Vampire on June 26, 2012, 03:33:49 AM
I swear if I'm dead after all this....
Does anyone besides me just skip to the end then only read it if you lived? ;)
No way, gotta read the story - the suspense to see what happens to you is quite entertaining
you better have not been drinking my coffee....
How foolish of you to think that I could drink your coffee...I AM COFFEE!!!!
Quote from: Coffee Vampire on June 26, 2012, 12:29:27 PM
How foolish of you to think that I could drink your coffee...I AM COFFEE!!!!
Ohhhhhhhh... You taste good!
Quote from: Thorn on June 26, 2012, 12:33:56 PM
Quote from: Coffee Vampire on June 26, 2012, 12:29:27 PM
How foolish of you to think that I could drink your coffee...I AM COFFEE!!!!
Ohhhhhhhh... You taste good!
😳
Quote from: JaCe BeLeReN on June 26, 2012, 01:30:13 PM
Quote from: Thorn on June 26, 2012, 12:33:56 PM
Quote from: Coffee Vampire on June 26, 2012, 12:29:27 PM
How foolish of you to think that I could drink your coffee...I AM COFFEE!!!!
Ohhhhhhhh... You taste good!
😳
This is so obvious I'm not even going to say it......
Lol sorry
Better?
... ;)
THE IMTG TIMES REPORTS
The location is in the market.
It was such a nice day. Thorn was there, buying some fresh produce. He suddenly got the feral urge to crash his cart into darkarts. However, darkarts sees this and in the nick of time, holds his walkie-talkie up. "Killer on Aisle 5," he yells into it, and while darkarts runs away, two vigilantes, GoJuDragon and Knew45, grab him and kick him in the... you know where until he collapses onto the floor.
Gorzo sees this line of action and decides to do something similar. He stalks Milo109 until Milo pushes his cart outside to check his cell. Gorzo quickly snatches the phone away from him and throws it at Milo's face. Milo flinches and Gorzo takes the time to ram him into the wall. He gets a sharp carrot from the cart and punctures his neck.
Sagemaster sees this and thinks, "ANARCHY HAS COME TO IMTG CITY! NOOOO!" He screams and goes to the wine case, drinking as many wine bottles as he can until he passes out.
BadLuckIrish, scarsabrex, and JaCe all decide to go shop for food together. They go by the fish aisle, looking at the Safe Fish tags so that they don't purchase fish slathered with mercury. They then go by the Junk Food aisle, investing in a few guilty pleasures such as Cheez-Its and Chicken in a Biscuit. They then go to the checkout aisle, where BadLuckIrish purchases some Juicy Fruit gum. They all then go out together, ready to sample their delights.
Alive:
GoJuDragon +1
Knew45 +1
Gorzo +1
BLI +1
darkarts +1
scarsabrex +1
JaCe +1
Sagemaster: shoot self
GoJu: shoot thorn
Thorn: shoot darkarts
Knew: shoot thorn
Gorzo: shoot milo
BLI: shoot air
darkarts: shoot self
scars: shoot air
Jace: shoot air
I sent in an action :x
Yea! Shoot nothing!
Quote from: Coffee Vampire on June 26, 2012, 06:42:32 PM
I sent in an action :x
You did? Welp.
Coffee is instated into the round and gets a free point.
Quote from: BlackJester on June 17, 2012, 12:23:41 AM
Drinks on me!!
🍺🍻🍶🍸🍆
I'll join next round.
Did I not make it in this round? (guess I needed to buy more drinks. :-\)
Quote from: BlackJester on June 27, 2012, 12:09:44 PM
Quote from: BlackJester on June 17, 2012, 12:23:41 AM
Drinks on me!!
🍺🍻🍶🍸🍆
I'll join next round.
Did I not make it in this round? (guess I needed to buy more drinks. :-\)
why an eggplant?
Quote from: BlackJester on June 27, 2012, 12:09:44 PM
Quote from: BlackJester on June 17, 2012, 12:23:41 AM
Drinks on me!!
🍺🍻🍶🍸🍆
I'll join next round.
Did I not make it in this round? (guess I needed to buy more drinks. :-\)
You didn't send me a pm.
Quote from: Killin88 on June 27, 2012, 01:15:03 PM
why an eggplant?
Why NOT an eggplant? ???
Quote from: Prophylaxis on June 27, 2012, 01:18:59 PM
You didn't send me a pm.
Dangit! I wrote it, but must not have hit send. T_T Oh well, I said "Shoot self" any way. lulz
Well played {Darkarts}
waiting on GoJuDragon and JaCe
PM'd
THE IMTG TIMES REPORTS
The location is in the hospital.
JaCe is in the hospital, trying to recover from a car crash. scarsabrex mends JaCe by giving him an "unknown" drug. This drug is supposed to kill him, maybe (?), but it's true effects is that it makes the user impervious to anything, but they don't know that.
scarsabrex is wondering why the drug hasn't killed JaCe yet, so he resorts to Plan B. The dashing Gorzo appears, armed with a wine box, then smashes JaCe with them over and over again. JaCe is invulnerable and doesn't feel anything, so scarsabrex lashes out at him with his plastic gloves. Before striking, he flicks them a bit and claws appear. However, JaCe is all-powerful and invincible, so he just smashes scarsabrex against the wall and throws some glass splinters at Gorzo.
Gorzo is easily scared of these little things and tries to run outside the hospital. A wine bottle breaks, and he is stung by the splinters and the wine. He freezes, and that is JaCe's opportunity to throw some more bottles at him. Gorzo collapses and JaCe throws him off the hospital cliff.
Inside the hospital, the staff are all alarmed at these two sudden killings, so they rush out. Meanwhile, darkarts, Knew45, and BadLuckIrish are writhing in pain in the critical attention room. Without staff, they cannot receive their disease medications, and they all die.
GoJuDragon was wandering outside the hospital, looking for help, and a ray of light crashes on him. He has been modkilled.
WINNER: JaCe +2
scarsabrex: shoot Jace
darkarts: shoot self
Knew45: shoot self
Gorzo: shoot Jace
BLI: shoot self
Jace: shoot self
Round 1, everyone is alive again!
New Rule: You may only shoot players who are not on the probation list.
Lol well played Jace. At least I was described as "Dashing" before I died trying to kill you
Put me in Coach!
GG JaCe!
Modkilled, lol
Wow.... I didn't expect that to go over so well....
Y U NO SHOOT ME? (to the general population)
I will do this tomorrow. Thank you for your patience!
In
Because of the week long vacation, I've decided to give you guys a more refined story.
THE IMTG TIMES REPORTS
The location is on a cruise ship to MTG TOOLBOX.
Everyone is on board and the ship is ready to set sail.. Except JaCe, who is stranded on IMTG due to partying too hard. However, he is drunk, and he drowns near the pier after a blackout.
Gorzo is assigned to kill Thorn as a mercenary mission, so he begins to devise ways to kill someone on a ship. Throwing them overboard would be the most conventional option here, but it's way too visible and has a high chance of failing. Gorzo catches Thorn near the buffet area and needs to find a way to kill quickly. In a split second, he picks up the knife that which the beef cutter chef was using and uses it to slash Thorn in the throat. Thorn, while he is dying, pulls up a cup of coffee and pours a speck of anthrax in.
Gorzo escapes the scene, but he's on a ship... With no where to go. Gorzo contemplates using a mini boat to sail away but Trevor meets him on the 3rd deck. "So, I hear that you've caused a lot of trouble in the 12th floor. Sadly, your life ends here." Trevor quickly pushes Gorzo against a wall - his strength makes it impossible for Gorzo to slip away. He struggles and struggles, and more people, including the ship's captain, meet him. They all succeed in throwing Gorzo overboard.
BlackJester is the magician on board, and he begins the 7:00 PM show. He does Magic tricks which include making a {Invisibility} disappear and small scale tricks like those.
Until he {Firebolt}s BadLuckIrish.
Irish is trying to douse the flames, but no source of water is found in the first 20 seconds and he dies a flaming death. However, scarsabrex and Knew45 see their way of getting fame. scarsabrex gets a candle and tries to put the flames from BLI's body onto it. He succeeds, and Knew45 wastes no time in running with it swiftly and jamming it into BlackJester's mouth.
"AAARGHHH!" BlackJester exclaims as he speeds down the stairs. Miraculously, he finds a cup of water and glugs it down. However, it's Thorn's anthrax water, and BlackJester dies a painful drugged death.
darkarts and Sagemaster bunk together and see the whole thing on the TV. "Wow, that must be a great magic trick." darkarts says. "Did you see when the magician ate fire? Wow!" Sagemaster yelled.
ALIVE
darkarts +1
Sagemaster +1
scarsabrex +1
Knew45 +1
Trevor +1
HAHAHAHAH! ;D
Dang! I knew I should have shot myself, would've taken three people out. What a dogpile on the Jester!
Good times, good times. Thanks Proph!
F?#% yeah!! Teh air shot always works!!
Woohoo I'm stronger than Gorzo!
In again!
Waiting on darkarts.
Proph can you take me off probation so I can play next round?
Quote from: Coffee Vampire on July 10, 2012, 05:22:39 PM
Proph can you take me off probation so I can play next round?
Sure.
D:!!!!!! What did i do?!?!?!?! Lol
Quote from: Trevor on July 10, 2012, 01:50:26 PM
Woohoo I'm stronger than Gorzo!
Lol don't get too cocky, I had used all my manly man strength murdering thorn at the buffet line while simultaneously choosing an entree! That's exhausting stuff!
Quote from: Gorzo on July 10, 2012, 07:08:31 PM
Quote from: Trevor on July 10, 2012, 01:50:26 PM
Woohoo I'm stronger than Gorzo!
Lol don't get too cocky, I had used all my manly man strength murdering thorn at the buffet line while simultaneously choosing an entree! That's exhausting stuff!
You have the greatest of points. I also had help
Quote from: Gorzo on July 10, 2012, 07:08:31 PM
Quote from: Trevor on July 10, 2012, 01:50:26 PM
Woohoo I'm stronger than Gorzo!
Lol don't get too cocky, I had used all my manly man strength murdering thorn at the buffet line while simultaneously choosing an entree! That's exhausting stuff!
I object.
I let you murder me to help you win.
Gotta help the winning side ;)
lol
Quote from: Thorn on July 10, 2012, 10:38:59 PM
Quote from: Gorzo on July 10, 2012, 07:08:31 PM
Quote from: Trevor on July 10, 2012, 01:50:26 PM
Woohoo I'm stronger than Gorzo!
Lol don't get too cocky, I had used all my manly man strength murdering thorn at the buffet line while simultaneously choosing an entree! That's exhausting stuff!
I object.
I let you murder me to help you win.
Gotta help the winning side ;)
lol
I like thorns point more. Wait, how could he tell us if he got a slit throat?
THE IMTG TIMES REPORTS
The location is in the abandoned district/ghost town of IMTG.
Trevor is looking around at the soft ground. He is traveling with a tour company. This ghost town is one of the hot tourist attractions around IMTG. Very hot. Trevor is looking around for some water. It's been like this for hours, with the tour guide scarsabrex delivering a very dry speech on the attractions (pun intended).
Aha! darkarts has a glass of some liquid. Trevor eyes it. He trods over to darkarts. "So, can I have some of that?" Trevor quickly lunges over to darkart's bottle of liquid.
A split second later, darkarts is mugged by Trevor into giving him water. Trevor just pulls it out of darkart's hand and starts deluging it down his throat.
"Wait, don't drink that!" darkarts yells, but his efforts are futile. Trevor's body begins to shake, and acid starts leaking out his bellybutton. Within a few minutes, Trevor is an acid pit.
Sagemaster and Knew45 see this. "OMG, people are exploding!" they yell out loud, as they begin to commit suicide. Sagemaster locks himself in an old town basement, leaving himself to rot in the heat and sun. Knew45 injects himself with a lethal injection, since he knew that this would happen.
Alive:
darkarts +1
scarsabrex +1
Sagemaster: shoot self
scarsabrex: shoot air
Knew45: shoot self
Trevor: shoot darkarts
darkarts: shoot self
Place your bets!
Darkarts is just too good at the darkarts to lose.
:P
Oh god this is hard!
we're basically playing rock paper scissors now.
Got $20 on scars.
I'll bet a MINT pristine never-been-played...spirit token. On darkarts.
Wait, so each one of you is betting on the other guy? Something's not right here.... ???
If they both die we all get ice cream. They buy.
Quote from: Gorzo on July 11, 2012, 04:12:21 PM
If they both die we all get ice cream. They buy.
Seconded. I want mine hand-delevered. ;)
THE IMTG TIMES REPORTS
darkarts and scarsabrex meet on a lone road, guns in their pocket.
"Seems like we're the only two left." darkarts says.
"Interesting," scarsabrex mutters.
It starts raining. Drips of water begin to go down darkart's hands. darkarts pushes his glasses up. "There can be only one winner, so..." darkarts pulls out his gun.
"Go ahead. Shoot me. See if I care." scarsabrex says, smiling.
darkarts thinks for a bit. He can't run, since that would mean scarsabrex immediately wins. He could not shoot, but he has not brought any Dark Magic to aid him, and so he may die. "It seems like the best option is to shoot you."
"Go for the obvious."
darkarts quickly pulls out his gun and shoots. He shuts his eyes tight. He hears a blood-curdling scream, and he slowly opens his eyes to see scarsabrex gasping for air and tasting his own blood. He is kneeling on the floor.
"Looks like I made the right choice."
darkarts wins!
ALIVE:
darkarts +2
EVERYONE DEAD IS ALIVE AGAIN
SHOOT ME THE PMS
Important Announcement: I have a prize for whoever reaches 10 points. You'll see.
ha I win all the bets.
I bet $1000000000000 on darkarts. I win
yeah no, bets after the fact never count.
Awwwwwww yeaaaaaaa
darkarts you owe me 20$ and so does whoever else bet in my win.
Okay I am back in right?
coffee as soon as a new day starts you can join. probation is just to keep you from joining rounds 2+.
Kaythnx
Woo! I get to keep my super rare super special innistrad spirit token! I knew I could count on you, darkarts!
Quote from: Gorzo on July 12, 2012, 01:31:00 AM
Woo! I get to keep my super rare super special innistrad spirit token! I knew I could count on you, darkarts!
Awww Spirit tokens are worth nothing.
I have an OOZE token!
You're just jelly. My token FLIES.
Quote from: Gorzo on July 12, 2012, 09:46:53 AM
You're just jelly. My token FLIES.
Mine OOZSES
:P
Do one of you guys want to start a game of Magic?
I'll play! Start a thread.
Edit: I will be on at like 10:00
I will be putting the story up tonight, so if you haven't sent a PM then do so.
Quote from: Prophylaxis on July 12, 2012, 07:44:20 PM
I will be putting the story up tonight, so if you haven't sent a PM then do so.
Thanks for all your of your work on this. Its really fun.
I'd like to join in next round.
Quote from: Prophylaxis on July 12, 2012, 07:44:20 PM
I will be putting the story up tonight, so if you haven't sent a PM then do so.
Where is it?
Quote from: Thorn on July 13, 2012, 08:32:35 PM
Quote from: Prophylaxis on July 12, 2012, 07:44:20 PM
I will be putting the story up tonight, so if you haven't sent a PM then do so.
Where is it?
No laptop, will get this up soon.
I'm back sending PM now.
Me and Trevor are the same person. Just making sure you know
Quote from: AgrusKos on July 14, 2012, 05:36:36 PM
Me and Trevor are the same person. Just making sure you know
Lol
The location is at the IMTG gym.
Thorn, Trevor, and Gorzo all decide that they want to get ripped. They go to the gym, and, without paying for any membership, go to the heaviest weights. They all try to pick one up, and they are unsuccessful. Finally, they all attempt to pick up one... and they succeed. However, the weight is too big for them. The weight drops down on the floor, slamming their toes, and ripping their arms out onto the floor. An ambulance is called in. Sagemaster said, "They got ripped all right."
BadLuckIrish just got back in from the cruise, his burns magically healed. He goes on the treadmill and turns it on to a reasonable setting. He is busy listening to lousy pop music jamming out from the gym speakers when BlackJester walks in. BadLuckIrish couldn't believe his eyes. "YOU!" Irish yells with a look of rage on his face. He stops the treadmill, and goes to get a pair of small weights. He runs as fast as a jaguar at BlackJester, hoping to murderate him with these weights and his bare hands.
BlackJester vaguely recognizes BadLuckIrish from the cruise... but he knows when to run when someone's chasing him with a look of fury. He runs away from the gym with Irish coming right at him. He quickly goes into his car... but Irish is right there, ready to crash his Porsche right into BlackJester's Honda. BlackJester drives faaaaaast, ignoring speeding laws, parks, and dashes into a liquor store. Irish quietly gets his baseball bat and goes into the same liquor store. However, as he steps in, he slips on alcohol and falls, crashing his body on splinters of glass. He howls. BlackJester, already having knocked out the manager, decides to throw some more bottles at him. The liquor bottles explode at Irish's face, making his face look like a combination of glass, liquor, blood, and skin. He sputters, "AAAAARGH!" while the Jester takes his baseball bat and proceeds to knock him out. BlackJester then discreetly throws bottles at the cameras, shattering them. He then walks out of the store and goes into his car, then takes a shower.
Back at the gym, GoJuDragon is doing Zumba classes with JaCe. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vf0q6qtThF4
They are all dancing and getting a good workout. They begin shaking their legs, with the strange music playing. GoJuDragon extends his gloves, which reveal them to be lathered with poison needles. After they are done shaking their legs, they wave their arms, and GoJu knows that it's a great time to quietly prod JaCe a bit with his needle gloves. JaCe barely notices, but as he goes home that night, he becomes to come down with a strange sickness on his back. Over the course of 7 days, JaCe is lying on his bed, writhing as the poison takes over him. He never notices that it was because of the Zumba class.
Coffee Vampire is working out with his personal trainer, scarsabrex. Coffee is working out on the machines, but feels like he's had enough. He gets off and uses that huge bouncy ball a bit, then has an idea. He throws that bouncy ball at scarsabrex, hoping that it would knock him out, or send him in shock. It just bounces off him, and scarsabrex says, "Hey, you want to play that game, buster?!" scarsabrex shows him his two medicine balls, and he throws them at Coffee. Coffee feels them hit his mouth, and he is shocked by their impressive weight and how much is stung. scarsabrex throws more until Coffee is knocked out. scarsabrex proceeds to use his body as a punching bag, and Coffee is stuck in a coma by how much pain the body received by scars's punching.
Knew45 knows his stuff, and he sees all of these murders and thinks to himself, "How inefficient these murders are! Let me show everybody a finely executed murder." He gets out a knife and begins walking toward darkarts981. However, darkarts recently got back into the, you know, Dark Arts, and he is struck by fear at first, but then reassured control of the situation. "Imperio!" darkarts yells, and he begins to take control of Knew's body. He says in his mind, "Have Knew stab himself." Knew45 holds up the knife and slices his body. He feels no pain since he is under the curse. The body is sliced n' diced, and darkarts removes the curse. Knew has no time to scream. "Finely executed murder, indeed." darkarts mutters.
Alive:
Sagemaster +1
BlackJester +1
scarsabrex +1
darkarts +1
GoJuDragon +1
Wait... Where did i die?
... nobody shot air?
edit:nobody shot air and survived
Bravo, Proph! Bravo! Itchy and Scratchy couldn't have done better.
Is GoJuDragon still with us?
Quote from: GoJuDragon on July 22, 2012, 12:58:21 AM
Wait... Where did i die?
Oops.
Yeah, you survive and get one point.
Quote from: scarsabrex on July 22, 2012, 01:01:04 AM
... nobody shot air?
edit:nobody shot air and survived
sagemaster did
Yeah! I survived!
That's exactly what would happen if I lifted weights. Proph, you know me so well!
Quote from: AgrusKos on July 23, 2012, 12:37:55 PM
That's exactly what would happen if I lifted weights. Proph, you know me so well!
I'm never getting pumped at the gym with you again, brah! You're a terrible spotter!
Haha I knew I should have shot air. I'm bad at this game. But it's fun!
Quote from: Gorzo on July 23, 2012, 02:34:50 PM
Quote from: AgrusKos on July 23, 2012, 12:37:55 PM
That's exactly what would happen if I lifted weights. Proph, you know me so well!
I'm never getting pumped at the gym with you again, brah! You're a terrible spotter!
Haha I knew I should have shot air. I'm bad at this game. But it's fun!
Well soooooorry but it's not my fault you have noodle arms
THE IMTG TIMES REPORTS
The location is at the town square.
GoJuDragon is camping out and protesting the "WHY CANT I PLAY MAGIC ON IPHONE" agreement. He wants to play it so bad. At midnight, he sneaks to the mayor's house and pulls a gun to his own head. scarsabrex is horrified and tries to disarm GoJu, but is not availed. After around 10 mnutes GoJu just says "Ugh." in his mind, cocks the gun, and shoots the mayor.
The next day, people are aghast to learn that the mayor is dead. darkarts is so sad that there wouldn't be a better mayor than him that he goes to the roof of his company building, pays all his money on hand for Lemonade, and after downing around seven drinks, holds his arms out, climbs the edging, and jumps.
BlackJester is on-line to become the next mayor. He and Sagemaster are duking it out on the elections. BlackJester represents the national "CANADIANS ARE BETTER" party while Sagemaster represents the "GRAND NEW PARTY". Since nearly all the citizens are from IMTG, they disagree with BlackJester and they give Sagemaster the win. BlackJester, so shocked at losing (he thought that everyone was a Canadian at heart), ends his political life and seeks asylum in Canada. However, while he is there, he gets no love from the community since he is on asylum and the living conditions are not that great. So, he puts a paper bag over his head one night and wakes up dead.
Sagemaster just won the seat for mayor by campaigning on ""President Obama once said he wants everybody in America to go to college. What a snob. There are good decent men and women; who go out and work hard every day; and put their skills to test that aren't taught by some liberal college professor trying to indoctrinate them.", ""The dangers of carbon dioxide? Tell that to a plant, how dangerous carbon dioxide is," and "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can't love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?"
However, once he is in office, he begins to push very draconian restrictions on IMTGCITY. The citizens, depressed with this Caligula-like rulership, beheads Sagemaster. GoJuDragon is the final one to put the knife in him, which remarks, "Et tu, GoJu?"
GoJuDragon +2
Everyone dead is alive again!
I want in.
Woooooooo! Hahaha
Wait, so GoJu, darkarts, Sage, and I all shot ourselves. The only one to actually shot someone was the kingmaker! LOL Awesome!
GG team! Thanks Proph!
I'm in next round.
so if I had actually just shot air I would have kinged my self...
Quote from: scarsabrex on July 30, 2012, 03:25:54 PM
so if I had actually just shot air I would have kinged my self...
LOL Hurtz, doughnut? ;)
people are way too obsessed with shooting themselves.
Whoa, it's been five days.
I'll do this soon. Hopefully.
Bump
Bummp
Is this just dead?
Quote from: darkarts981 on August 17, 2012, 03:40:17 PM
Is this just dead?
Pretty much. Come to think of it I have not even seen proph around. Anyone know where he is/if he is ok?
He's only been gone for 3 days, let's not start filling out missing person forms or anything. ;)
hiatus hiatus hiatus
yes, this is still going.
Yawwwwwn
Quote from: AgrusKos on August 23, 2012, 11:43:06 PM
Yawwwwwn
Let's see here.
I apologize to everybody for putting this game on hiatus. I'm procrastinating for far too long. I should just get this done. I'll send some PMs out.
Yaaaay
Welcome to the long-awaited reboot of RAF!
I have received PMs from these people, therefore they will play:
Thorn (6)
JaCe BeLeReN (7)
Sagemaster (2)
GoJuDragon (5)
Coffee Vampire (4)
Gorzo (2)
scarsabrex (4)
BlackJester (1)
smokin terry
Everyone else has been cast off from IMTGCITY, but they may return if they send me a PM.
Everyone is back on the town square of IMTGCITY, ready to camp all night as they protest. Thorn is back with a vengeance, however, finally meeting his archnemesis AgrusKos. He gets ready to punch Agrus in the face, but GoJuDragon, a police officer, stumbles upon this and shoots Thorn with a stungun. Thorn gets shot, but his final action before he becomes unconscious was to punch AgrusKos. However, in his hallucinations due to the stungun, he punches a flag instead, and falls to the grass. GoJuDragon and AgrusKos spit on him and take him out.
As the day passes, smokin terry is getting bored. They're all just protesting. For what? He wants some action here. He tries to sleep, but to no avail as the protesters are very loud. A while later, however, he wakes up and sees a drunk Coffee Vampire holding a katana. "Heyy..." Coffee yells, as he proceeds to stab Knew45 in the back accidentally with his katana. As this is in the heart of the protest area, no policemen come as Knew45 chokes up blood and falls to the floor. As everyone is busy yelling random slogans and raising up random flags, no one sees Knew45 die. Except smokin terry. He sees him, and points at Coffee. Coffee's still drunk, but smokin terry gets up and punches him to the floor. Some blood spills out, but the real kicker is that the katana falls on Coffee while Coffee is blubbering in his own blood. smokin terry laughs. "He dies by this sword, you die by this sword." smokin terry grabs the katana, but Coffee raises his hand up, evidently trying to grab it. "Mine...MIEN!" Coffee yells. Instinctively, smokin terry uses the katana to cut off Coffee's raised hand. Coffee sees this and faints, while smokin terry plunges the katana in Coffee's chest.
Meanwhile, we have listless protesters BlackJester, JaCe BeLeReN, Gorzo, and Sagemaster protesting to the mayor scarsabrex to change IMTGCITY's gun law so that they can get points in RAF. However, a standstill was reached and they all retreated into their tents for another day.
ALIVE:
smokin terry +1
GoJuDragon +1
AgrusKos +1
scarsabrex +1
BlackJester +1
JaCe +1
Sagemaster +1
Gorzo +1
Send me night actions soon please.
darkarts981 has returned to RAF.
Doing this once I come back from school today.
THE IMTG TIMES REPORTS
The location is on a small boat, where the residents of IMTGCITY go out on their vacations to IMTGISLAND.
It's 5 am. BlackJester rouses out of his (really!) small room. He pulls out his drawer and gets his gun. He's only there for one purpose - assassinate smokin terry. Open up the door and walks the hallway to open up the door, shoot smokin terry, take one of the miniboats home - bang, bang, bang, just like that. But no. You have to pick the lock, hope that smokin terry is asleep, or if he's awake, strangle him, then shoot him, which basically raises the alarm and awakens all the other people, try to get up to the dock unscathed, hope that you don't die - ugh. "Someday, this will all be easier," BlackJester thinks as he fumbles with the lock.
He manages to successfully open the door and creep quietly to smokin terry. BlackJester readies his gun, and prepares to shoot. BAM! AgrusKos appears from behind and tackles BlackJester onto smokin terry's bed. BlackJester almost has a heart attack for this sudden disturbance and tries to get up. However, smokin terry wakes up at this point and presses a switch on the bed, which causes the bed to close in and move BlackJester to the floor. Amidst all of the chaos, BlackJester's gun flies into the air after the bed closed in, which gave an ample opportunity to for AgrusKos to deliver several shots to the assassin. "I was sleepwalking when my eyes saw this faint light," AgrusKos said. "I'm glad we saved a life."
In the morning, people were subject to this news and threw BlackJester's corpse into the water. "Lets hope there aren't any more murders, now." Captain scarsabrex yelled. While everybody was eating, Sagemaster begins to think about mutiny. While everyone leaves the main deck of the small boat, Sagemaster buys some wine from the wine gallery. After drinking some, he invites JaCe over to drink. While they sip some fine wine and chat about current events, Sagemaster decides to throw a wine bottle at JaCe, trying to kill him. "MUTINY MUTINY! I WANT TO OWN THIS BOAT! FHDSJIAGFLKSD@!!!!" Sagemaster goes into a frenzy and tries to throw wine bottles at everybody in a similar manner at how Jason Russel went crazy. scarsabrex begins to go downstairs and get the gun from AgrusKos's bed, then rushes upstairs and shoots Sagemaster. Sagemaster resists by throwing all the wine bottles at scarsabrex but after a few rounds he slumps to the floor.
Gorzo was managing the alcohol section of the boat but when Sagemaster went into a frenzy Gorzo began to lick the wine off the floor of the deck. After some time of this he begins to lie down and go into a coma, since he accidentally inhaled glass.
GoJuDragon missed his ferry ride and, not knowing what horrors had happened, sorrowfully rides his car to his house.
ALIVE:
smokin terry +1
AgrusKos +1
scarsabrex +1
JaCe +1
Send me night actions soon please. Also note that JaCe BeLeReN is at 9 points and will win Ready Aim Fire if he wins one more point.
Wait... So did i die cuz i missed the ferry? 😝
Don't steal my gun bro
Was the glass delicious at least? I'd like to imagine it was, it makes me feel better about dying on the floor. Haha
You can dream
Did you try to assassinate me over our game, jester?
Quote from: smokin terry on September 01, 2012, 11:41:52 AM
Did you try to assassinate me over our game, jester?
Sure tried to. 😂
Look where it got me. 💀
8) Aww Yeah...
Waiting on AgrusKos.
Ok sent
Tonight or tomorrow.
I chose tonight!
Wait, was that a choice? 😜
Aaand the problem is that I got gouged with homework and cannot do this. Hmm. I don't know. Let me try.
Quote from: Prophylaxis on September 05, 2012, 01:44:05 AM
Aaand the problem is that I got gouged with homework and cannot do this. Hmm. I don't know. Let me try.
Take your time. Your stories are worth the wait.
Quote from: smokin terry on September 05, 2012, 01:50:54 AM
Quote from: Prophylaxis on September 05, 2012, 01:44:05 AM
Aaand the problem is that I got gouged with homework and cannot do this. Hmm. I don't know. Let me try.
Take your time. Your stories are worth the wait.
Hear hear!
Quickie since I've been swamped with homework. Takes the entire day.
THE IMTG TIMES REPORTS
The boat finally set sail on IMTGISLAND. Getting off the boat, captain scarsabrex handed everybody their room keys. "We'll be sleeping there," he said, pointing to the large, deluxe building.
The next day, the sun is shining as all the residents go out to the pool. JaCe BeLeReN does a cannonball in the pool, and while he's at the swimming pool, he thinks about his buddy Gorzo and his trusted friend BlackJester dying. "Since BlackJester turned out to be motivated by money and was a hitman, should I trust anybody?" he thinks. He tells this to his other friend smokin terry as he does another cannonball. "I... I can't trust anyone," JaCe thinks. "What use is there to life if you can't put your complete trust in somebody?" With regret, JaCe decides to drown at the swimming pool.
Meanwhile, smokin terry is thinking about this as well. "Does that mean..." terry can't even grasp the thought of it. "Does that mean that the captain has a secret to tell us? Is he really friendly to us, or is this just some vast conspiracy? I mean, think about it... Gorzo turning crazy, BlackJester changing sides... What about our captain?!" smokin terry begins to have a sinking feeling in his heart, and then grabs the nearest beachball and runs up straight to the captain's room back to the hotel. "AZEWOLGIHFWJL4EDMS@!" smokin terry yells as he pounds on Room 451. scarsabrex opens the door quickly. "Yes?" scarsabrex says. "HXFESJKARG37IU8OJH9U3HJKXA YOU!!" smokin terry goes crazy and begins to harm scarsabrex with the beachball. scarsabrex pops open his gun, the one he stole from AgrusKos. "Stay back..." scarsabrex quietly says, as smokin terry shudders. scarsabrex suddenly shoots at smokin terry, which hits the beachball. The shot bounces off and goes towards the alarm system. "Oh dear.." scarsabrex says, as he breaks the window and jumps out of the hotel. A parachute quickly goes up, while security guards grab ahold of smokin terry and bring him to the hotel entrance, where policemen are waiting for him.
AgrusKos is quietly checking in at the hotel when smokin terry spots him. smokin terry flies into a rage and manages to release the security guards restraining him and begins to pound AgrusKos, who is knocked out. Someone then shoots smokin terry with a stun gun, and he falls.
AgrusKos remains knocked out until scarsabrex returns to the hotel in the dead of night, where scarsabrex quickly shoots his face. "Just needed to finish him off there.." scarsabrex quietly mutters, then goes on a ride to the Bilderbergs, better known as the Bilderbergs Conspiracy Network.
ALIVE:
scarsabrex +2
EVERYONE DEAD IS ALIVE AGAIN!
What are the scores?
These following players need to send their actions in:
1. Thorn
2. Coffee Vampire
3. BlackJester
4. darkarts981
Can we have a quick recap of whose still in it?
Quote from: BlackJester on September 08, 2012, 07:33:00 PM
Can we have a quick recap of whose still in it?
on the first page
Why aren't I in it
THE IMTG TIMES REPORTS
The location is at an motel/inn.
Our newsstory begins with someone spilling very hot coffee on Thorn's lap. As Thorn screams and begins to run away from the restaurant, a small section of land falls, nonviolently creating a bottomless pit for Thorn to fall it.
smokin terry, a cleaner at the inn, comes into Gorzo's room and starts to clean it. He makes new beds, pulls new towels, etc. When he sees a cup of leftover beer in Gorzo's room, he understandably takes a drink. Ahh, feels so good. smokin terry goes to his cleaning rack pulls out some rat poison that he uses to do murders time to time in order to give this inn a bad reputation. He slips some poison into Gorzo's beer and exits the room. As he is leaving the room, he begins to feel a sharp pain on his back, courtesy of GoJuDragon, who ambushed smokin terry in order to retrieve the rat poison. "Hasta la vista, baby." GoJuDragon yells as he hides smokin terry's body under the bed and takes the poison.
Gorzo, after a long side trip, retires to his room to see his buddy JaCe drinking the poisoned beer. "Haha, how's it going, buddy?" Gorzo laughs as he drinks his beer. They both start laughing together. Sagemaster, driving a motorcycle, sees some cans of beer in a dim light in this small town inn. "I need this!" Sagemaster yells as he begins to put the motorcycle into overdrive and crashes the window, shattering glass, killing wood, and hitting JaCe smack dead in the head. "You killed him!" Gorzo yelled, until he begins to pass out from the poison.
BlackJester, Coffee Vampire, and scarsabrex are each playing Magic betting their lives in a crazy act of Rakdos hedonism. BlackJester pulls out a {Searing Wind}, and Coffee Vampire {Radiate}s it. scarsabrex says, "Well, who do we want to burn first..." Soon after, the whole inn bursts into flames.
darkarts921 sees this and calls 911 immediately. "Fire, yes.."
ALIVE:
GJD: +1
Sagemaster +1
darkarts981 +1
You never said I needed to pm you :(
looks like jace and I won't be winning this just yet.
Quote from: AgrusKos on September 09, 2012, 10:41:59 PM
You never said I needed to pm you :(
:/ sorry AgrusKos. I updated your score by the way. I had no idea how I got deleted.
I really need to quit drinking, every time I do I die haha
Waiting on Sagemaster.
THE IMTG TIMES REPORTS
Somehow, we're on Ravnica.
GoJuDragon, an Azorius bureaucrat, finds out that darkarts981 has been terrorizing the streets. He calls up a Rakdos assassin, Sagemaster, to kill darkarts without getting his hands dirty. Sagemaster smiles and agrees, as killing is always fun. Sagemaster gets his bone sword and begins to prowl the streets, looking for an rogue Golgari guildmage to murderate. All goes well and good, until that fateful moment appeared and {Rakdos's Return} startles Sagemaster into forgetting his assassination mission. He goes back to Rix Maadi and promptly parties. He gets sacrificed to commemorate Rakdos, with a big grin on his face.
GoJuDragon notices, a week later, that darkarts is still running around. He goes and confronts the guildmage himself, using a {Supreme Verdict} to attempt to detain him. However, with a flick of the wrist, GoJu is subjected to a {Abrupt Decay} and dies quickly, moss on his face.
ALIVE:
darkarts981 +2
EVERYONE DEAD IS ALIVE AGAIN
Go Golgargi!
Huh?
You, the Golgargian, won
Quote from: AgrusKos on September 13, 2012, 09:59:23 PM
You, the Golgargian, won
?? Just sayin, my pic is {Orzhov Guuldmage}, the {B}{W} thing
Quote from: darkarts981 on September 13, 2012, 10:07:04 PM
Quote from: AgrusKos on September 13, 2012, 09:59:23 PM
You, the Golgargian, won
?? Just sayin, my pic is {Orzhov Guuldmage}, the {B}{W} thing
I originally had you at Orzhov Guildmage but I wanted Golgari for Abrupt Decay.
Ok
THE IMTG TIMES REPORTS
It was a bright sunny day in Ravnica. darkarts981 is still on the run, but this time more Ravnican authorities have stood up and take notice. GoJuDragon, a {Boros Guildmage}, has resolved to hunt down darkarts once and for all. He joins with scarsabrex to find darkarts.
darkarts, meanwhile, is in an Izzet factory, hoping to steal some magics for himself rather than rely on all this gross life magic. He summons some {Slitherhead}s to scout out the remaining area while he infiltrates the factory. He sees a {Nivix} guildmage resting for a bit, and darkarts spots him. darkarts conjures a {Slime Molding} to digest the mage, while darkarts changes into some snazzy Izzet clothes.
GoJu spots the {Slitherheads} and easily dispatches them with his first strike. scarsabrex soon screams, "Look!" as the Ooze from {Slime Molding} draws near. It digests the Sliterhead's corpses, growing itself. GoJu manages to declare {Martial Law} on it and navigate to the Izzet factory, where they see the naked body of the Nivix Guildmage. "His scent is around here.." scarsabrex mutters.
Meanwhile, darkarts is gleaning and stealing the magics. "These people have no sense of double examination," darkarts thinks to himself, and when he is just about to go out the back door, GoJu tries to {Pyroconverge} him. "What?!" darkarts exasperates as he runs away from the flame. "Criminal No. 3, right in our pockets," GoJuDragon smiles. He then declares {Martial Law} again, but darkarts is quicker. He waves his arms until the {Epic Experiment} occurs, crackling lightning all around. darkarts's eyes go white. "Betcha wanting to see what happens next, huh?" The lightning disappears and huge slags of metal suddenly rain from the sky. "It's the {Mizzium Mortars}!" scarsabrex yells as he flees the scene, letting the future go hot and bright for his friend.
...
The light is on JaCe BeLeReN, an Orzhov patriarch. He has managed to stay alive through shaky deals and knowledge of murder magic, and he knows soon that his deals will expire and he will die. However, thinking about his large bank account, he intends to enjoy life as much as he can. As he sips from his keg of ale...
BlackJester is suddenly at the Friendly Local Bank when he bangs his fists on the table. "What do you mean, all my money is gone?!" The bank attendant turns a smug smile. "I'm sorry, friend, but I heard that rampant corruption is going on right now - more than usual. It must be a response to the large amount of Gruul rampaging the city," the bank attendant says. "If you want, you can try to complain to my Orzhovian masters, but at best you'll be ignored... at worst your family will be killed," the bank attendant whispered. "Don't look at me. I'm just a bank attendant."
As BlackJester prowls out the door, Gorzo approaches him. "Hey, have your bank account plundered?" "Yeah," BlackJester replied miserly. "Hmm," Gorzo thinks out loud, as he pulls out his notepad. "I heard that a large patriarch named Jace is controlling the banks and stealing the money. Maybe if we talk to him, we can get our hard-earned money back. Want to join me?" BlackJester deliberates for about five seconds. "Worst comes to worst, you'll do anything." BlackJester replied.
As JaCe wanders from the church to his home, he feels an arrow strike in his robes. He goes back to look, and then a huge cleaver slams him in the face. Gorzo looks upon his dead body. "Well, those {Augur Sprees} we got from the Rakdos work quite well, doncha think?" "Well, we almost got killed.." As they begin to search his robes for any gold, BlackJester screams. He falls down, looking tortured. JaCe's ghost body rise up and BlackJester paid the {Ultimate Price}. AgrusKos, an assassin hired to kill, {Dreadbore}d Gorzo. "Whoa, hahahahaha my heart is burning..." Gorzo cheers as he dies. "That was some cruel death magic," JaCe examines. He pulls money from the air - a fine quality a ghost can appreciate - and hands it to Agrus. "You've done well." Jace grins. "You may go and party now."
scarsabrex runs and runs until he slams into a {Worldspine Wurm}. You already know his fate so I'm not going to list it here.
SUDDEN DEATH
Jace +1 (10)
darkarts +1 (10)
Only these two players are alive. One must die. One must live.
What about me?
how sad for me :( i got to 9 points.
I have everybody's PMs but I haven't had time to post the flavor.
One person dies though.
Ahhhhhh! The suspense!!
THE FINAL
darkarts981, still dual-wielding the powers of the Izzet and Golgari, slides down and watches the attempted assassination. After JaCe BeLeReN commands AgrusKos to go and "die", he claps his hands. "Well, I'm impressed, JaCe." darkarts smiles while walking closer and closer to the ghost. "We're the best two criminals on Ravnica besides the Dimir. We can team up... or die fighting each other. What do you think?"
JaCe deliberates for a moment. "Here's a chance to form a bodyguard and get even richer." he thinks to himself. However, he's smart. He knows that his fragile ghostly body is his only anchor in life after losing his mortal life a while ago. "What is it in for him?" JaCe knows from his Orzhovian experiences that you don't ever trust anyone. So, he shake his head. "I need to get rid of my only competitor in this wealthy criminal business - you."
JaCe then goes on for a small speech. "I can buy the Dimir out - they're weak and are merely mercenaries now. The Azorius don't do anything, the Boros rarely suspect me since I'm not breaking any visible laws, the Rakdos are hireable, the Izzet are too focused on their experiments to even care about money, the Gruul don't invade my section of town, the Simic are trusted business partners, and the Selesnya don't do much. The Golgari, however, are a constant organism, difficult to control. Which means that some members can deviate, like you." JaCe prepares for a fight, arming his spells.
darkarts goes first, aiming a {Morbid Bloom} at JaCe. He knows that it will infect him and boom out a bunch of plants. However, it simply passes through JaCe's ethereal body. "Haha, the powers of etheralism are mine!" he yells, releasing a {Death Grasp}. darkarts swiftly dodges, and runs through his bag of tricks. He knows that Izzet magic will do nothing for him now since he has no time to comb through a spellbook. "Ugh," he thinks to himself. "All I have are infection spells." darkarts begins to run through a mental list in his mind.
Meanwhile, JaCe prepares a {Vindicate}. When darkarts tries a {Punishment}, JaCe counters with {Crime}. A flurry of spells ensue, until JaCe casts {Vindicate}. It seems to work, blowing up darkarts,,,
...but darkarts manages to cast an Izzet spell, {Wild Ricochet}. He takes control of the Vindicate a doubles it. "Bye bye, JaCe." The two Vindicates are aimed at JaCe, slicing through his transparent skin and crushing him through the inside.
...
darkarts981 finishs his story. "And that is how I am now one of the greatest thieves in Ravnica, dealing with all sorts of guilds. I'm not even Golgari now." darkarts pulls a cloak out. "Dimir is probably the guild all criminals defect to, and I report that as well."
DARKARTS981 WINS THE FIRST READY AIM FIRE!
His prize will arrive shortly. Thank you all who participated and I hope to do another one of these soon!
Thanks for hosting!
Yeah! Thanks a lot!
You're welcome. :) This was a lot of fun to do over the summer and I apologize for that month-long hiatus. I just didn't really want to do it at that time.
Right now, I'm going to take a small break and not do anything, but I have an interesting... "contest" of sorts. You'll see. I'll probably release it in October, maybe earlier.
Quote from: Prophylaxis on September 21, 2012, 10:14:35 AM
You're welcome. :) This was a lot of fun to do over the summer and I apologize for that month-long hiatus. I just didn't really want to do it at that time.
Right now, I'm going to take a small break and not do anything, but I have an interesting... "contest" of sorts. You'll see. I'll probably release it in October, maybe earlier.
Can't wait!
This was awesome! Could someone restart this? After 19 pages of reading I realize how awesome this must have been :)
Quote from: Mlerner12 on October 16, 2013, 05:02:13 PM
This was awesome! Could someone restart this? After 19 pages of reading I realize how awesome this must have been :)
I could be talked into hosting this anew if we have enough interest. I've also been thinking of hosting a game of Mafia, if there is user insterest in that as well.
I miss Proph :( haha
Quote from: Gorzo on October 17, 2013, 06:38:55 AM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on October 16, 2013, 05:02:13 PM
This was awesome! Could someone restart this? After 19 pages of reading I realize how awesome this must have been :)
I could be talked into hosting this anew if we have enough interest. I've also been thinking of hosting a game of Mafia, if there is user insterest in that as well.
Do it!!!
So... Anyone mind if I restart this with all the same rules and style and everything in a new thread?
New thread coming soon, hope no-one minds.