Ready, Aim, Fire! Game Over - darkarts981 wins!

[GoJuDragon]

Wait... Where did i die?

[scarsabrex]

... nobody shot air?

edit:nobody shot air and survived

[BlackJester]

Bravo, Proph!  Bravo!  Itchy and Scratchy couldn't have done better.

Is GoJuDragon still with us?

[Prophylaxis]

Wait... Where did i die?

Oops.

Yeah, you survive and get one point.

[Prophylaxis]

... nobody shot air?

edit:nobody shot air and survived

sagemaster did

[darkarts981]

Yeah! I survived!

[AgrusKos]

That's exactly what would happen if I lifted weights. Proph, you know me so well!

[Gorzo]

That's exactly what would happen if I lifted weights. Proph, you know me so well!

I'm never getting pumped at the gym with you again, brah! You're a terrible spotter!

Haha I knew I should have shot air. I'm bad at this game. But it's fun!

[AgrusKos]

That's exactly what would happen if I lifted weights. Proph, you know me so well!

I'm never getting pumped at the gym with you again, brah! You're a terrible spotter!

Haha I knew I should have shot air. I'm bad at this game. But it's fun!

Well soooooorry but it's not my fault you have noodle arms

[Prophylaxis]

THE IMTG TIMES REPORTS

The location is at the town square.

GoJuDragon is camping out and protesting the "WHY CANT I PLAY MAGIC ON IPHONE" agreement. He wants to play it so bad. At midnight, he sneaks to the mayor's house and pulls a gun to his own head. scarsabrex is horrified and tries to disarm GoJu, but is not availed. After around 10 mnutes GoJu just says "Ugh." in his mind, cocks the gun, and shoots the mayor.

The next day, people are aghast to learn that the mayor is dead. darkarts is so sad that there wouldn't be a better mayor than him that he goes to the roof of his company building, pays all his money on hand for Lemonade, and after downing around seven drinks, holds his arms out, climbs the edging, and jumps.

BlackJester is on-line to become the next mayor. He and Sagemaster are duking it out on the elections. BlackJester represents the national "CANADIANS ARE BETTER" party while Sagemaster represents the "GRAND NEW PARTY". Since nearly all the citizens are from IMTG, they disagree with BlackJester and they give Sagemaster the win. BlackJester, so shocked at losing (he thought that everyone was a Canadian at heart), ends his political life and seeks asylum in Canada. However, while he is there, he gets no love from the community since he is on asylum and the living conditions are not that great. So, he puts a paper bag over his head one night and wakes up dead.

Sagemaster just won the seat for mayor by campaigning on ""President Obama once said he wants everybody in America to go to college. What a snob. There are good decent men and women; who go out and work hard every day; and put their skills to test that aren't taught by some liberal college professor trying to indoctrinate them.", ""The dangers of carbon dioxide? Tell that to a plant, how dangerous carbon dioxide is," and "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can't love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?"

However, once he is in office, he begins to push very draconian restrictions on IMTGCITY. The citizens, depressed with this Caligula-like rulership, beheads Sagemaster. GoJuDragon is the final one to put the knife in him, which remarks, "Et tu, GoJu?"

GoJuDragon +2

Everyone dead is alive again!

[smokin terry]

I want in.

[GoJuDragon]

Woooooooo! Hahaha

[Thorn]

Woooooooo! Hahaha

Well played.

[GoJuDragon]

Woooooooo! Hahaha

Well played.

Thx

[BlackJester]

Wait, so GoJu, darkarts, Sage, and I all shot ourselves.  The only one to actually shot someone was the kingmaker!  LOL  Awesome!

GG team!  Thanks Proph!

I'm in next round.