Ready, Aim, Fire! Game Over - darkarts981 wins!

[darkarts981]

Whoa!! I actually devised a strategy that took almost half an hour to come up with if I were one of the past people left!! It's almost foolproof!!

[Sagemaster]

What were the actions??

[Gorzo]

Oh my, only 2 left standing. This should be interesting.  I think mIlo will take the victory- but it's anyone's game! Good luck you two! If you both die, we all get to laugh at you!

[Thorn]

Oh thanks {Gorzo} I though I was going to win. lol
anyway good luck milo.
And I would like tothank all the people I've killed for not shooting themselves. Your lack of suicidal thoughts has helped me greatly.
Thanks
Thorn
;O

[Gorzo]

Oh thanks {Gorzo} I though I was going to win. lol
anyway good luck milo.
And I would like tothank all the people I've killed for not shooting themselves. Your lack of suicidal thoughts has helped me greatly.
Thanks
Thorn
;O

Haha nothing personal, it was a coin-toss bet. I already shot myself, so I just picked one.

Seriously though, if you both shoot yourselves or both shoot each other, I am going to have to laugh.

[Thorn]

Lol. Its fine
loser creates a card honoring the other players surpremecy. 
^^Black jesters contest^^ like that

[Prophylaxis]

THE IMTG TIMES REPORTS

The location is in BlackJester's bar.

The audience is riled up. This "game" of assassin has been going on for weeks, and it finally ends here. The stylish Thorn appears, dressed in black, all ready for the final showdown. He brought a gun and a backup "shield" just in case.

"I've been expecting you." The fine face of Milo109 looks up. "Looks like you escaped that train all fine and dandy. 25 people dead, and 1 missing."

"Meh, 1337m00nm4n is pretty much dead. He's basically in a remote section of the railway map and no water in 6 miles. I'd be surprised if we found him." Thorn sweet talks.

"No more of the matter. One contest to prove them all. Lets drink!" Milo yells, as he drinks his fine Alize wine. Pretty soon, they begin a drinking contest. Three bottles down, four bottles down, five bottles. They easily get drunk and they stagger all across the bar. BlackJester's mask is knocked over by Thorn.

Pretty soon, after about 12 bottles have been digested, Milo basically sees a bottle and crams it down his mouth. If it was glass, it would have shattered and Milo would be eating shards of it. However, he would eat something equally volatile. "Oh, ****." Milo says, as his body erupts into flames. Within three seconds he is dead, as other bardrinkers spray the fire hose.

Thorn, after 7 bottles, can't take it anymore. He vomits and blacks out.

At the hospital, Prophylaxis awards him a certificate. "You're the winner!"

Alive:
Thorn +2

Actions:

Thorn shoots air
Milo109 shoots self

A NEW ROUND HAS STARTED! SEND IN YOUR ACTIONS ASAP

[Thorn]

Woot I won!

[Milo109]

Nice thorn

[BlackJester]

Drinks on me!!
🍺🍻🍶🍸🍆

I'll join next round.

[Sagemaster]

Drinks on me!!
🍺🍻🍶🍸🍆

I'll join next round.

WOOT!

[Gorzo]

Hah! Well done thorn! I was a fool to have doubted you

[Prophylaxis]

And how did this get into second page?

Bump.

[Coffee Vampire]

That's why we need a whole section just for wall games!

[BlackJester]

Stickied for your pleasure.