The worst card ever made....

Until you do, BJ, you win hands and legs down. I suppose I should hate you for showing me this... thing.

Don't hate the player, hate the game.   

As promised:

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What about "worldslayer"

What about worldslayer.

Don't forget curly brackets.

Just equip it to a Darksteel Myr or something! Probably best w/ something you don't have to buff though.

Thank you I used the wrong brackets. From now on I'll be a good little boy.

Quote from: Xanzurth on April 22, 2012, 09:00:55 PM

What about worldslayer.

Don't forget curly brackets.

I see you like the text color feature. Check this out. And I'll go with the soul path thing for this one.

Dwarven Pony. Sooooo lame!

Dwarven Pony. Sooooo lame!

Just looked at the card again.  Summon pony lol!

dwarven trader

dwarven trader

A fresh stick of vanilla.

Wall of Wood. Once 10th Edition came out, it was the first wall I had EVER seen that had defender and it just baffled me. Until I realized changelings would technically be walls and therefore can't attack.

That being said, Treefolk Harbinger is strictly better.

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Shelkin Brownie. There are NO CREATURES WITH BANDS WITH OTHER AS AN ABILITY EVER. AND THIS CARD HOSES IT.

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Shelkin Brownie. There are NO CREATURES WITH BANDS WITH OTHER AS AN ABILITY EVER. AND THIS CARD HOSES IT.

True, very true.  Functionally the card is as useless as a banana peel to a drowning man.  But that picture, w00t!  His come-hither stare, sexy pose, running his finger up and down his chest....  XD  HI-LARIOUS!  For me, the ridiculous flavor and art bring this card up a notch or two above absolute zero.

That green djinn that you cast with blue

Coumbajj Witches at one time voted the most hated card in magic

I have never ever seen this used by anyone other than as a coaster