Broken Cards

Inevitable End
CMC (5) colorless

Tribal Instant - Eldrazi

Oracle text:
If Inevitable End is countered, search your library for an Eldrazi card and cast it without paying its mana cost.

Target player sacrifices X permanents of each type where X is the total toughness of all Eldrazi in play.

If Inevitable End would put into a graveyard from anywhere or exiled, instead shuffle it and your graveyard into your library.

"None shall stop their rein."

Lol that's broken

Lol yeah. Had to post something Eldrazi to go with how ridiculous those creatures are. I wanted something like a one-person All is Dust but worse. Mission accomplished 😉

Tim, the original magus

Cmc: 2uuu
 
Planeswalker- Timothy

Tim's abilities may be played as though they were instants, and activate abilities triggered by spells being cast are triggered as a result of using Tim's abilities.

+1: counter target spell unless it's controller pays 3.
-1: until end of turn spells in your graveyard may be cast at anytime you could play an instant, and gain "flashback- 3"
-5: you get an emblem "whenever an opponent casts a spell conter that spell unless it's controller pays 3, of he/she does not you may cast that spell without paying its converted mana cost"

Tim's abilities can still only be used once per turn.

Loyalty counters: 1

Tim sounds like a real griefer.

CMC: 12UU
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Cheaty Face, Plainswalker
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Sneak 10. (Rather than paying Cheaty Face, Plainswalker's converted mana cost to cast him, you may sneak him into play. If an opponent does not notice you doing this until 10 seconds after he has been sneaked into play, he is considered sneaked.)

+1: All cards in your hand gain Sneak 2 until end of turn.
+1: All cards in your graveyard gain Sneak 2 until end of turn.
+1: All cards in your library gain Sneak 2 until end of turn.
-10: All cards that you own inside and outside of the game gain Sneak 0.

If you manage to say the words "Loyalty" and "Counter" in the same paragraph while talking to an opponent without him or her noticing, you may add 5 loyalty counters to Cheaty Face, Plainswalker.
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Loyalty: 5

Cheaty Face
For those that don't get the reference.

😂😂😂 BTW.

That's just stupid coffee vampire :p but I like it

I want ro play that

You Just Got Trolled!              UUUR
Enchant Player
Flash, Hexproof
When You Just Got Trolled! ETB, counter target spell who's controller  YJGT targeted.
Spells you cast cannot be countered by players.
Whenever enchanted player casts a spell, any player may say "LOL N00B". If that player does, counter that spell. That player gets a Troll counter.
Players with Troll Counters can't use this card's effect and can't use cards that can counter spells.
Whenever a spell is countered, remove all Troll Counters from all players.
Players that control Goblin permanents can't have Troll Counters placed in them.

The void
BBBB
Enchantment

During your upkeep pay half your life rounded up or sacrifice the void.
When the void enters play exile your hand. If you would draw a card instead search your library for a card and exile it. you may cast exiled instants and sorceries without paying their manacost. spells cast this way are moved to the graveyard.

Cool

Super stasis
UU

During your upkeep pay U or sacrifice super stasis.
Players skip their untap step.
Whenever an opponent discards a card they lose 2 life.
0: skip your next turn
U: return super stasis to your hand
Pay 4 life: untap all lands you control

Ummm... What?

Super stasis
UU

During your upkeep pay U or sacrifice super stasis.
Whenever an opponent discards a card they lose 2 life.
0: skip your next turn
U: return super stasis to your hand
Pay 4 life: untap all lands you control

I think you're missing a key ingredient here, this cake ain't gonna rise.
Stasis - Players skip their untap steps.