Broken Cards

Post some ideas you've had for cards too overpowered to be printed. Creative names for the cards are welcomed!

Here's one of mine:

Phyrexian Infinity Pool
CMC (converted mana cost) WUBRG
Legendary Artifact

Oracle text:
Activated abilities of permanents you control now have Phyrexian channeling. (As you activate an ability of a permanent you control, you may pay 2 life. If you do, they produce one mana of any color in addition to their original ability. Paying the life makes that activated ability of that permanent a mana ability until end of turn.)

Butts
CMC (converted mana cost) UU
Legendary Artifact

Oracle text:
Permanents you control now have butts. (Poop comes from there. Also farts.)

Uhhh what?

Uhhh what?

I need sleep

Quote from: Hays413 on March 29, 2012, 01:07:50 PM

Uhhh what?

I need sleep

You need help.

Quote from: Nobbert on March 29, 2012, 01:15:08 PM

Quote from: Hays413 on March 29, 2012, 01:07:50 PM

Uhhh what?

I need sleep

You need help.

This

Someone's come down with a bad case of Butts Disease.

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Woooooooooow..........

Spark of Starscream

CMC  RWB

Enchant creature

Enchanted creature is indestructible, hex proof, first strike, flying, unblockable and can be untapped and removed from combat.

Sacrifice enchanted creature: you may remove Spark of Starscream from enchanted creature and attach it to another target creature.

Hehe all the transformer references. 😝😝

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Amazing.

Blade of Eternal Rule                  (3)
Legendary Artifact - Equipment.    (Mythic Rare)

Equipped creature gets +2/+2, flying, first strike, deathtouch, and lifelink.

When you equip Blade of Eternal Rule to a creature you control, destroy up to three target permanents. They can't be regenerated.

Equip - Pay 3 life, then sacrifice a permanent.

(Flavor text-) Only the most powerful can rule. Those who wish to rule forever must pay the price.

Blade of Eternal Rule                  (3)
Legendary Artifact - Equipment.    (Mythic Rare)

Equipped creature gets +2/+2, flying, first strike, deathtouch, and lifelink.

When you equip Blade of Eternal Rule to a creature you control, destroy up to three target permanents. They can't be regenerated.

Equip - Pay 3 life, then sacrifice a permanent.

(Flavor text-) Only the most powerful can rule. Those who wish to rule forever must pay the price.

I got shivers.

My Life for Yours
Legendary Enchantment - Aura
10WW

Enchant Legendary Creature

Enchanted creature has shroud.

When My Life For Yours enters the battlefield put a 10/10 Spirit Warrior creature with Defender, flying and hexproof and "On your upkeep put a +1/+1 as long as enchanted creature remains on the battlefield." and "When enchanted creature dies this creature loses Defender and must attack each turn if able.