Poetry Planeswalker Duels

This is the best thread I have ever had the pleasure of reading.

Uhh... My turn?

Come with it Lightning Boy.

This is the best thread I have ever had the pleasure of reading.

I have to agree that this is a lot of fun
Having a Planeswalker battle using poetry is really neat and creative

Quote from: Spencer Addington on December 26, 2013, 12:17:37 AM

This is the best thread I have ever had the pleasure of reading.

I have to agree that this is a lot of fun
Having a Planeswalker battle using poetry is really neat and creative

Right? This was a pretty sweet idea.

So who wants to post ??

(I can't since i was the last one)

Is it too late for me to join

So who wants to post ??

(I can't since i was the last one)

Lemme write one up...

Who do u wanna be mishra

Mishra? Nah lol I wanna be tezzeret

We don't have a tezzy yet so sure

Yay I'll get in that

Well Mishra wasn't a planeswalker. So it wouldn't matter.

Tezzeret is awesome though.

Yes, Tezzeret is my agent after all XD

A little less conversation,
A little more action;
For it seems this repartee
Is quite an attraction.

Nicol, Mr. Bolas, a lizard with wings:
Whatever the title, you're not what you seem.

I'll conjure the great fire that sits
In the depths of your belly
And rip up through your throat,
Just let me know when you're ready.

Your shard may be splashed
With a touch of ruby;
But a blazing crimson Phoenix
Is what speaks to me.

I will rise from the ashes
That my people endured
And bruise you black & blue
Until your "Mind" is obscured.

And as for you, blood-lusting leech:
I'll set you on fire just to hear you screech.

That's what we do with your pale-faced clans,
We tie you to a stake,
Both feet and hands,
And set you ablaze as the sun wakes.

You're slow and cunning, with wit
For days on end.
But against my aggression and overwhelming
Flames, you cannot defend.

And finally, Urza, King of them all:
I was read of you in storybooks and reveled in your fall.

Your awareness of the world
And every plane within
Seemed so left wanting
When your obsession grew thin.

Had you imploded the land
Of Phyrexia and the like,
Then our world would be so different.
But you relinquished the fight.

I looked to you as an idol,
My childhood champion.
Then I grew into an adult
And realized that you could not be Him.

You were weak and you surrendered,
Something I could never conceive.
It's good that you were beheaded;
Your spark was dying to leave.

~ <3 Chandra

hey hell fire girl,
just calm your tits,
ill make your mind swirl,
till you lose your wits

i got the brains,
to play this game,
you must pertain,
to nothing but flame,

i have less fame,
than most of you,
but your brains are lame,
and your rhymes are too,

a vampire?
a pale white sparkling guy?
be careful with those fangs,
you're gonna poke out your eye!

a dragon, and one of the elite, no less?
whats the matter? feeling dizzy, the grand and mighty Nicol Bo-less?
you are hardly a contest when i cast disorient,
i am not just another one of your minds for rent!

im a moon sage, and that means smart!
im learned, in the way of this modern art,
i've been to countless planes for information i want,
if you truly hope to defeat me, it will take more than a taunt!

can you not see? this is how you end,
my ingenious intelligence you cannot comprehend,
im the only one here that could match minds with jace,
but your ignorant disposition makes you red in the face,
with anger and resentment, wrath and ire,
ill beat you at your own game, ill burn you in your fire!
so sit right there, you walkers of planes,
you' rue the day you let the moon sage join these games!