Poetry Planeswalker Duels

Petty little girl, you know nothing of my plight.
I can see your heart changing, it's within my sight.
You're a mad little one, with a match and fuse.
If you want to fight me, you will surely lose.

I tought your kind the way to use magic,
I could wash you up, girl, but it would be so tragic.
My student Teffari taught your masters.
Which means it 'twas not me who caused your disasters.

You fight with yourself, because you're weak minded.
I see your spark fluttering within my eyes of Diamond.
Little Chandra is full of fire.
I'm done with you now, I begin to tire.

-Urza, Planeswalker.

I see all your thoughts
Even bolas's 3 minds
And can rip apart your memories
To access the power inside

Chandra, Chandra,
So naïve and angry
You'll burn out your spark
And destroy everything but me

My mind is vast
Larger than the multiverse
Yours are all but specks
And you cannot stop my verse.

-Jace, he who sculpts minds

Jace is not as omnipotent as he seems,
He thrives on the minds of others, their dreams,
He knows not the knowledge that flows like streams,
He is a foolish man, with irrational seams,
A mind like patchwork, with power it teems,
But it means nothing when it turns to paste,
So much potential, will all go to waste,
You can't devour my mind, not even a taste,
I know your next move, and counter with haste,
Just give up Jace, I'm smarter than you,
And if I might add, I'm better looking too
-Tamiyo, Moon Sage

Wait who r u icescythe? Can people please put -planeswalker name after each poem?

Wait who r u icescythe? Can people please put -planeswalker name after each poem?

that better?

Yup

Jace is not as omnipotent as he seems,
He thrives on the minds of others, their dreams,
He knows not the knowledge that flows like streams,
He is a foolish man, with irrational seams,
A mind like patchwork, with power it teems,
But it means nothing when it turns to paste,
So much potential, will all go to waste,
You can't devour my mind, not even a taste,
I know your next move, and counter with haste,
Just give up Jace, I'm smarter than you,
And if I might add, I'm better looking too
-Tamiyo, Moon Sage

Heh heh, you amuse me, you idiotic sage,
Although, about have, we ARE on the same page.
If you think you know magic, just look at the Izzet;
Harder, better, faster, stronger,
And, in total,
Much more playable.
You call yourself a sage? I scoff! You talk about knowledge and get you have none!
At least you don't think your funny, you can't make a pun.
I'll strike you, and destroy you, and tear you down from the inside!
You may know the moon but I am the LORD OF TIME!
-ral zarek

And POOF!  Like that I'm back and better then ever
Did you really think I'd give up so fast, like that? NEVER!
Do you think that you can touch me with your pathetic powers?
That's funny!  Cause I'm blinking on and off, every hour.
Dragons, and vampires, and mages, oh please,
I can take you all once with the a great amount of ease.
With a little bit of .politics., I'll laugh as I leave
While all of you are at each others' necks 'cause you're peeved
All your lives revolve around the center of the multiverse, ME!
Without whom you'd be in a phyrexian army.
That big fat robot'd be a corrupted hunk of metal.
And we'd all have the phyrexian label.
But thanks to me, you've all been saved.
Now go pay some respects to my grave.
If you don't I'll come back and haunt you for eternity,
What?! You never heard of a planeswalker enity?!

In remembrance of Venser

P.S. No grave can hold me

Lightning boy has come into play!
He's got a funny looking gauntlet and a lazer ray!
Just how do you plan to make me pay?
Take an extra turn to dig your own grave?
A flip of the coin? A chance at victory?
I'll hit your groin with my telescope of hickory,
What will you do then, my lord of time?
I'll cast you forward to past your prime!
You think your cool with your extra age,
But I'll Time Walk you fool, I'm the Moon Sage!
I know all there is to know of control,
I'll rend your spells and abilities null,
And you could hire the Dimur to take me out,
But I'll tap them and they won't untap till they tap out!
You, see, undoubtably and truly I grasp victory,
You can't believe the sea of pain and misery,
I'll put you in to bring on a rein of suffering,
So make your move, and stop your blubbering,
Tonight, on Izzet secrets, I'll be suppering!
~Tamiyo ♪

All of you fools, so arrogant, pompous and cocky;

Just hope, wait nay! Pray! That I don't pull an ulty!

Pick your poison, drink your fill, the vial is here;

Satisfaction met, vengeance swift and pain sheer;

Have you ever experienced loss of motor control?;

To have the wheel taken from you and become unattainable?

If I forced through the knife, yet it be thy own hand;

Or destroyed composition and resurrected to clan;

How would it feel, to serve filled of glee;

Have the smile painted on in front of pure misery?;

To be taken aside and instructed to do;

Have no form of opinion, no option to choose;

Puppet master, I! String to pinky and sleep;

To control such as you can be done counting sheep;

With a snap of my fingers I can make you mine;

Take you over and stall, 'til the judge calls down time;

Or obliterate and reincarnate, then kill thee with thyself;

Like I said, up to you, poison sits on the shelf;

Can I change to Karn?

Someone already is karn I think

Someone already is karn I think

Aww ok, can I be Liliana then?

Sure

Yay