Best flavor text

[Queezle]

Just wanting something to talk about. What do you think the funniest or best flavor text on a card is?  Here are a few: {Primeval Titan} and {Ib Halfheart Goblin Tactician} hope you find this entertaining.

[Mentonin]

{urabrask the hidden}. Its so nice as he considers the mirrans so insignificant that they arent worth a trouble

[Queezle]

LOL another good one is {Titanic Growth}
O_o

[Neontiger420]

Aw man village ironsmith is one of my favorites his transformed version I mean

[Spikepit]

{Village Ironsmith}

[MacUser001]

It would have to be anything from an Un set.

{Look At Me, I'm The DCI!}
{Censorship}
{Gleemax}

[cltrn81]

Aw man village ironsmith is one of my favorites his transformed version I mean

{iron fang} that flavor text is good....it would be cool if {village ironsmith} was fixing the door in the artwork instead of making the sword

[Prophylaxis]

I like the alternate-art {Countersquall}'s flavor text. Seems quite philosophical to me.

[GoJuDragon]

I like the flavor txt on {Cellar Door}

[BlackJester]

{Goblin Offensive}
{Ogre Savant}

[Zingaiya]

{Piston Sledge}

[cltrn81]

{nightsky mimic}

[MacUser001]

{Evil Twin}

By the way, the Mimic ^ is an amazing card... My god. Miss it.

[Goblinking]

{goblin arsonist} and {goblin grenade} are in my top 2

[Grexis]

{godhead of awe}