??? Why?!?!?! ???

[Thorn]

I want to here the wierdest thing your opponent has done.
Like {cancel}ing a {mana leak}
; P

[cltrn81]

I was playing Death Gaara's JunkWalker deck and I cast {beast within} on one of my lands at the end of their turn cuz I needed a creature to finish him off.

[Rass]

Does it count if you pestilence or hurricane so no one wins. Kill everyone

Or if your in a three person game and your bored you just attack the person who is slowing down the game so you can start over

[darkarts981]

Someone used {distress} on me and made me discard a {mana leak}, I had a {snapcaster Mage} in hand!!

[BlackJester]

One player in our group tends to take me out for no obvious reason.  Once he {Hurricane}d the table for five.  There were not fliers in play, every one was at ~18-20 life.  I was at 4.  I also had three land in play and two card in hand.

He once gave me back my {Jinxed Choker} with 5 counters on it.  I was at three life and had six mana.  I told everyone before hand that I was playing a goofy deck with no real threats, (it was sort of a "Group Hug" deck) and other players were going after the other threatening players on the table with the choker.  Until he got it.

I just assume that he's more scared of me and my stuff someone else's {Blightsteel Colossi} and junk.

[darkarts981]

I have a freind that does that. I was once playing a GR deck, I had one land on the field, I had been discarding cards for like give turns, there is another person playing that can swing lethal at anyone, this freind can swing lethal ad anyone as well, the third person goes next. My friend swings lethal at me, and dies on the next turn and then starts complaining that he should have won!!! Wtf?

[BlackJester]

EXACTLY!!!  He always has some strange excuse like "I thought I had the game locked-down, and that I could handle the other guys' armies, so I figured I'd take you down while I still could."

We play roll-to-attack, meaning that by NOT killing me, it increases the odds that HE won't get rolled.

Don't worry about BlackJester, folks.  I out RDW'ed him the next game.  Because I could.  

Aside:  You know things are bad when you get killed by the other Mono-Red burn player at the table AND you have three, that's right THREE {Dragon's Claw}s in front of you. 

[Willthomjr]

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[JaCe BeLeReN]

My favorite happened at FNM once. I was running my UB Infect deck against a monowhite Gideon/Angels deck. He had {Gideon's Lawkeeper} and {Gideon's Avenger} on the board, and I had a {Plague Myr} and a {Phyrexian Crusader}. The Avenger had a metric ass-tonne of +1's thanks to Lawkeeper and would have killed me if not for the {Glistening Oil} I stuck on it last-minute. He was at 6 counters, I was at 7 and was gaining life with a {Pristine Talisman}. This was on turn (I think) 7. We were at a stalemate for another (at most) ten turns. No joke. Then I hit my other Crusader XD

U/B infect FTW!!!!

[1337m00nm4n]

My favorite happened at FNM once. I was running my UB Infect deck against a monowhite Gideon/Angels deck. He had {Gideon's Lawkeeper} and {Gideon's Avenger} on the board, and I had a {Plague Myr} and a {Phyrexian Crusader}. The Avenger had a metric ass-tonne of +1's thanks to Lawkeeper and would have killed me if not for the {Glistening Oil} I stuck on it last-minute. He was at 6 counters, I was at 7 and was gaining life with a {Pristine Talisman}. This was on turn (I think) 7. We were at a stalemate for another (at most) ten turns. No joke. Then I hit my other Crusader XD

U/B infect FTW!!!!

What about U/B/G? ^_^

I like you already ^^