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Riddles!

Started by Alex2911, May 12, 2012, 02:21:59 PM

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Alex2911

Since CERTAIN people spammed my personal thread with riddles I've decided to start a riddles thread.

So post your favorite riddles or ones you've made up here. Anyone can answer by the way.

Maximo

Gosh, touchy when people spam your thread. Let's start with a classic for the uninitiated.

"The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it."

Maximo

pretty sure the man who buys power needs it 'cause he had to buy it.

Maximo

The guy who invents a new technique to catch fish sure as heck wants it.

MasteroftheCraft

Try this one!
"What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 legs at night?"
>:)

1337m00nm4n

Quote from: MasteroftheCraft on May 12, 2012, 04:12:47 PM
Try this one!
"What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 legs at night?"
>:)
A human. 4 legs in early life when crawling, 2 legs in adulthood, and 3 with a cane and 2 legs. MUAHAHAHA!

JaCe BeLeReN

Quote from: MasteroftheCraft on May 12, 2012, 04:12:47 PM
Try this one!
"What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 legs at night?"
>:)
Man... That the answer.. It's the sphinxes riddle.

JaCe BeLeReN

Quote from: 1337m00nm4n on May 12, 2012, 04:13:45 PM
Quote from: MasteroftheCraft on May 12, 2012, 04:12:47 PM
Try this one!
"What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 legs at night?"
>:)
A human. 4 legs in early life when crawling, 2 legs in adulthood, and 3 with a cane and 2 legs. MUAHAHAHA!
GOSH DARN IT MOON, WE POSTED AT THE SAME TIME HOW COME YOURS IS HERE FIRST!!!!!

MasteroftheCraft

Very well done, but you have yet to beat me!

"I am a silver beast within a iron cave. What am I?"

Guypocolypse


GoJuDragon

poor people have it
rich people need it
and if you eat it you will die
what is it?

1337m00nm4n

Quote from: GoJuDragon on May 12, 2012, 04:21:42 PM
poor people have it
rich people need it
and if you eat it you will die
what is it?
Nothing.

Guypocolypse

I am all the colors of the rainbow and can eat 100 sheep and still be hungry what am i?

MasteroftheCraft


JaCe BeLeReN

I begin eternity,
And end space,
At the end of time,
And in every place,
Last in life,
Second to death,
Never alone,
Found in your breath,
Contained by earth,
Water or flame,
My grandeur so awesome,
Wind dare not tame,
Not in your mind,
Am in your dreams,
Vacant to Kings,
Present to Queens.
What am I?

Found this in an old book of riddles i made. Some riddle were original, some weren't, not sure what this one is. Probably not made by me though.