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MommaB

Quote from: Rothsteine on June 20, 2015, 02:45:54 AM
I love brioche bread and for that matter hallah (no idea how to spell, but the Jewish bread for refernce)

Challah lol the c is silent lol

MommaB


Ekann1

Quote from: MommaB on June 20, 2015, 06:23:39 AM
Quote from: Rothsteine on June 20, 2015, 02:45:54 AM
I love brioche bread and for that matter hallah (no idea how to spell, but the Jewish bread for refernce)

Challah lol the c is silent lol
That's the normal way but it depends who you talk to, there's lots of different spellings lol.

rarehuntertay

Mmmmm... Fresh baked bread... Now I'm hungry...

LinkCelestrial

Quote from: Handsome Jack on June 20, 2015, 04:04:22 AM
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on June 20, 2015, 12:11:58 AM
Garlic bread is best bread.
.love. outta here with that. White bread is best. Hands down. No debate. Garlic bread ruins your breath, and is too powerful and clashes with anything but butter and cheese. Classic, all american white bread supports anything perfectly. No question.

Oi m8 u wanna fite?

First of all brown bread is miles better than white bread. White bread is flavourless and lacking. Brown bread is the real deal, and its ingredients list doesn't contain bleach. Brown bread is the gateway to adulthood. White bread is for children!

It "ruins your breath". Son, that's just to remind all those crusty bitches that you just had HEAVENLY GARLIC BREAD. Cram that up their nostrils. They can #dealwithit. If they've got a problem they're just jealous!

Too powerful? Clashes with anything but butter and cheese? The hell you been eating boy! Garlic bread is the supplementary must have to pasta! Arguably the greatest food in existence! Have to not had a perfectly toasted, golden brown cheesy mess of flavour that makes your taste buds sing! Perhaps you have been subjected to the work of Satan,




Bad garlic bread.




We dare not speak of it. Know only that you are better off eating your napkins and replacing your napkins with your crazy clean freak friend's shirt and ruining that relationship than choking down a piece of devil bread.

MommaB

Quote from: Ekann1 on June 20, 2015, 09:51:56 AM
Quote from: MommaB on June 20, 2015, 06:23:39 AM
Quote from: Rothsteine on June 20, 2015, 02:45:54 AM
I love brioche bread and for that matter hallah (no idea how to spell, but the Jewish bread for refernce)

Challah lol the c is silent lol
That's the normal way but it depends who you talk to, there's lots of different spellings lol.

That's bc it Jewish you have to take into account the Flem and nasal thing from old timers lol

MommaB

Quote from: LinkCelestrial on June 20, 2015, 03:32:09 PM
Quote from: Handsome Jack on June 20, 2015, 04:04:22 AM
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on June 20, 2015, 12:11:58 AM
Garlic bread is best bread.
.love. outta here with that. White bread is best. Hands down. No debate. Garlic bread ruins your breath, and is too powerful and clashes with anything but butter and cheese. Classic, all american white bread supports anything perfectly. No question.

Oi m8 u wanna fite?

First of all brown bread is miles better than white bread. White bread is flavourless and lacking. Brown bread is the real deal, and its ingredients list doesn't contain bleach. Brown bread is the gateway to adulthood. White bread is for children!

It "ruins your breath". Son, that's just to remind all those crusty bitches that you just had HEAVENLY GARLIC BREAD. Cram that up their nostrils. They can #dealwithit. If they've got a problem they're just jealous!

Too powerful? Clashes with anything but butter and cheese? The hell you been eating boy! Garlic bread is the supplementary must have to pasta! Arguably the greatest food in existence! Have to not had a perfectly toasted, golden brown cheesy mess of flavour that makes your taste buds sing! Perhaps you have been subjected to the work of Satan,




Bad garlic bread.




We dare not speak of it. Know only that you are better off eating your napkins and replacing your napkins with your crazy clean freak friend's shirt and ruining that relationship than choking down a piece of devil bread.

I'm on links side on this one .... And don't u ever say that it only goes with butter and cheese again

Try a light squeeze of lemon or a dash of paprika or even a sprinkle of basil or rub a cut in half tomatoe on the bread once baked.... All three help in defusing the punch of garlic all while adding and developing the flavor

MuggyWuggy


Heats Flamesman

Quote from: MommaB on June 20, 2015, 03:55:52 PM
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on June 20, 2015, 03:32:09 PM
Quote from: Handsome Jack on June 20, 2015, 04:04:22 AM
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on June 20, 2015, 12:11:58 AM
Garlic bread is best bread.
.love. outta here with that. White bread is best. Hands down. No debate. Garlic bread ruins your breath, and is too powerful and clashes with anything but butter and cheese. Classic, all american white bread supports anything perfectly. No question.

Oi m8 u wanna fite?

First of all brown bread is miles better than white bread. White bread is flavourless and lacking. Brown bread is the real deal, and its ingredients list doesn't contain bleach. Brown bread is the gateway to adulthood. White bread is for children!

It "ruins your breath". Son, that's just to remind all those crusty bitches that you just had HEAVENLY GARLIC BREAD. Cram that up their nostrils. They can #dealwithit. If they've got a problem they're just jealous!

Too powerful? Clashes with anything but butter and cheese? The hell you been eating boy! Garlic bread is the supplementary must have to pasta! Arguably the greatest food in existence! Have to not had a perfectly toasted, golden brown cheesy mess of flavour that makes your taste buds sing! Perhaps you have been subjected to the work of Satan,




Bad garlic bread.




We dare not speak of it. Know only that you are better off eating your napkins and replacing your napkins with your crazy clean freak friend's shirt and ruining that relationship than choking down a piece of devil bread.

I'm on links side on this one .... And don't u ever say that it only goes with butter and cheese again

Try a light squeeze of lemon or a dash of paprika or even a sprinkle of basil or rub a cut in half tomatoe on the bread once baked.... All three help in defusing the punch of garlic all while adding and developing the flavor
Na bro. Too powerful. Breads gotta be the platform for a statue to stand on, not the statue itself. (Good) White bread supports anything you put on it. Garlic bread is super narrow. Either you eat it plain or you have a small range of stuff white bread can have amazingly too.

Ekann1

Quote from: MommaB on June 20, 2015, 03:47:51 PM
Quote from: Ekann1 on June 20, 2015, 09:51:56 AM
Quote from: MommaB on June 20, 2015, 06:23:39 AM
Quote from: Rothsteine on June 20, 2015, 02:45:54 AM
I love brioche bread and for that matter hallah (no idea how to spell, but the Jewish bread for refernce)

Challah lol the c is silent lol
That's the normal way but it depends who you talk to, there's lots of different spellings lol.

That's bc it Jewish you have to take into account the Flem and nasal thing from old timers lol
Edit: there's actually a lot of spellings because it's really hard to transliterate the Hebrew word for challah into English because there's not really the right letters to make the right sounds, so there are a bunch of different spellings.

Quote from: LinkCelestrial on June 20, 2015, 03:32:09 PM
Quote from: Handsome Jack on June 20, 2015, 04:04:22 AM
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on June 20, 2015, 12:11:58 AM
Garlic bread is best bread.
.love. outta here with that. White bread is best. Hands down. No debate. Garlic bread ruins your breath, and is too powerful and clashes with anything but butter and cheese. Classic, all american white bread supports anything perfectly. No question.

Oi m8 u wanna fite?

First of all brown bread is miles better than white bread. White bread is flavourless and lacking. Brown bread is the real deal, and its ingredients list doesn't contain bleach. Brown bread is the gateway to adulthood. White bread is for children!

It "ruins your breath". Son, that's just to remind all those crusty bitches that you just had HEAVENLY GARLIC BREAD. Cram that up their nostrils. They can #dealwithit. If they've got a problem they're just jealous!

Too powerful? Clashes with anything but butter and cheese? The hell you been eating boy! Garlic bread is the supplementary must have to pasta! Arguably the greatest food in existence! Have to not had a perfectly toasted, golden brown cheesy mess of flavour that makes your taste buds sing! Perhaps you have been subjected to the work of Satan,




Bad garlic bread.




We dare not speak of it. Know only that you are better off eating your napkins and replacing your napkins with your crazy clean freak friend's shirt and ruining that relationship than choking down a piece of devil bread.
I agree, brown bread is much better!

LinkCelestrial

Quote from: Handsome Jack on June 20, 2015, 05:50:41 PM
Quote from: MommaB on June 20, 2015, 03:55:52 PM
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on June 20, 2015, 03:32:09 PM
Quote from: Handsome Jack on June 20, 2015, 04:04:22 AM
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on June 20, 2015, 12:11:58 AM
Garlic bread is best bread.
.love. outta here with that. White bread is best. Hands down. No debate. Garlic bread ruins your breath, and is too powerful and clashes with anything but butter and cheese. Classic, all american white bread supports anything perfectly. No question.

Oi m8 u wanna fite?

First of all brown bread is miles better than white bread. White bread is flavourless and lacking. Brown bread is the real deal, and its ingredients list doesn't contain bleach. Brown bread is the gateway to adulthood. White bread is for children!

It "ruins your breath". Son, that's just to remind all those crusty bitches that you just had HEAVENLY GARLIC BREAD. Cram that up their nostrils. They can #dealwithit. If they've got a problem they're just jealous!

Too powerful? Clashes with anything but butter and cheese? The hell you been eating boy! Garlic bread is the supplementary must have to pasta! Arguably the greatest food in existence! Have to not had a perfectly toasted, golden brown cheesy mess of flavour that makes your taste buds sing! Perhaps you have been subjected to the work of Satan,




Bad garlic bread.




We dare not speak of it. Know only that you are better off eating your napkins and replacing your napkins with your crazy clean freak friend's shirt and ruining that relationship than choking down a piece of devil bread.

I'm on links side on this one .... And don't u ever say that it only goes with butter and cheese again

Try a light squeeze of lemon or a dash of paprika or even a sprinkle of basil or rub a cut in half tomatoe on the bread once baked.... All three help in defusing the punch of garlic all while adding and developing the flavor
Na bro. Too powerful. Breads gotta be the platform for a statue to stand on, not the statue itself. (Good) White bread supports anything you put on it. Garlic bread is super narrow. Either you eat it plain or you have a small range of stuff white bread can have amazingly too.

But what happens when you eat white bread plain? It's boring. White bread isn't a platform. It's a footstool to be forgotten beneath layers of flavour. Only for a brutal, nasty reminder mixed in. Garlic bread is a masterpiece in itself! It needs nothing to mask its glory!

Heats Flamesman

Quote from: LinkCelestrial on June 20, 2015, 07:01:45 PM
Quote from: Handsome Jack on June 20, 2015, 05:50:41 PM
Quote from: MommaB on June 20, 2015, 03:55:52 PM
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on June 20, 2015, 03:32:09 PM
Quote from: Handsome Jack on June 20, 2015, 04:04:22 AM
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on June 20, 2015, 12:11:58 AM
Garlic bread is best bread.
.love. outta here with that. White bread is best. Hands down. No debate. Garlic bread ruins your breath, and is too powerful and clashes with anything but butter and cheese. Classic, all american white bread supports anything perfectly. No question.

Oi m8 u wanna fite?

First of all brown bread is miles better than white bread. White bread is flavourless and lacking. Brown bread is the real deal, and its ingredients list doesn't contain bleach. Brown bread is the gateway to adulthood. White bread is for children!

It "ruins your breath". Son, that's just to remind all those crusty bitches that you just had HEAVENLY GARLIC BREAD. Cram that up their nostrils. They can #dealwithit. If they've got a problem they're just jealous!

Too powerful? Clashes with anything but butter and cheese? The hell you been eating boy! Garlic bread is the supplementary must have to pasta! Arguably the greatest food in existence! Have to not had a perfectly toasted, golden brown cheesy mess of flavour that makes your taste buds sing! Perhaps you have been subjected to the work of Satan,




Bad garlic bread.




We dare not speak of it. Know only that you are better off eating your napkins and replacing your napkins with your crazy clean freak friend's shirt and ruining that relationship than choking down a piece of devil bread.

I'm on links side on this one .... And don't u ever say that it only goes with butter and cheese again

Try a light squeeze of lemon or a dash of paprika or even a sprinkle of basil or rub a cut in half tomatoe on the bread once baked.... All three help in defusing the punch of garlic all while adding and developing the flavor
Na bro. Too powerful. Breads gotta be the platform for a statue to stand on, not the statue itself. (Good) White bread supports anything you put on it. Garlic bread is super narrow. Either you eat it plain or you have a small range of stuff white bread can have amazingly too.

But what happens when you eat white bread plain? It's boring. White bread isn't a platform. It's a footstool to be forgotten beneath layers of flavour. Only for a brutal, nasty reminder mixed in. Garlic bread is a masterpiece in itself! It needs nothing to mask its glory!
Bread is meant not to be eaten plain, heathen! It's meant to be the glue that holds your meals together, and white bread does exactly that. If you're looking for bread to eat plain, French/Italian bread is the choice for me.

LinkCelestrial

But garlic bread is the complete package! Where you dropped on your head as a child? Or is your tongue blind so you cannot see‽

Heats Flamesman

Quote from: LinkCelestrial on June 20, 2015, 10:00:17 PM
But garlic bread is the complete package! Where you dropped on your head as a child? Or is your tongue blind so you cannot see‽
Take garlic bread and put cream cheese on it! Is your false king still the taste you once worship, fool? No! Garlic bras can rule no more than cheese and other related food products! White bread will hold up the kingdom of taste!

MommaB

Quote from: Handsome Jack on June 20, 2015, 09:58:45 PM
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on June 20, 2015, 07:01:45 PM
Quote from: Handsome Jack on June 20, 2015, 05:50:41 PM
Quote from: MommaB on June 20, 2015, 03:55:52 PM
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on June 20, 2015, 03:32:09 PM
Quote from: Handsome Jack on June 20, 2015, 04:04:22 AM
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on June 20, 2015, 12:11:58 AM
Garlic bread is best bread.
.love. outta here with that. White bread is best. Hands down. No debate. Garlic bread ruins your breath, and is too powerful and clashes with anything but butter and cheese. Classic, all american white bread supports anything perfectly. No question.

Oi m8 u wanna fite?

First of all brown bread is miles better than white bread. White bread is flavourless and lacking. Brown bread is the real deal, and its ingredients list doesn't contain bleach. Brown bread is the gateway to adulthood. White bread is for children!

It "ruins your breath". Son, that's just to remind all those crusty bitches that you just had HEAVENLY GARLIC BREAD. Cram that up their nostrils. They can #dealwithit. If they've got a problem they're just jealous!

Too powerful? Clashes with anything but butter and cheese? The hell you been eating boy! Garlic bread is the supplementary must have to pasta! Arguably the greatest food in existence! Have to not had a perfectly toasted, golden brown cheesy mess of flavour that makes your taste buds sing! Perhaps you have been subjected to the work of Satan,




Bad garlic bread.




We dare not speak of it. Know only that you are better off eating your napkins and replacing your napkins with your crazy clean freak friend's shirt and ruining that relationship than choking down a piece of devil bread.

I'm on links side on this one .... And don't u ever say that it only goes with butter and cheese again

Try a light squeeze of lemon or a dash of paprika or even a sprinkle of basil or rub a cut in half tomatoe on the bread once baked.... All three help in defusing the punch of garlic all while adding and developing the flavor
Na bro. Too powerful. Breads gotta be the platform for a statue to stand on, not the statue itself. (Good) White bread supports anything you put on it. Garlic bread is super narrow. Either you eat it plain or you have a small range of stuff white bread can have amazingly too.

But what happens when you eat white bread plain? It's boring. White bread isn't a platform. It's a footstool to be forgotten beneath layers of flavour. Only for a brutal, nasty reminder mixed in. Garlic bread is a masterpiece in itself! It needs nothing to mask its glory!
Bread is meant not to be eaten plain, heathen! It's meant to be the glue that holds your meals together, and white bread does exactly that. If you're looking for bread to eat plain, French/Italian bread is the choice for me.

The original purpose of bread is to have an sustainable cheap source of carbs through the days/weeks and the ability to soak up the money on the bottom of a bowl of food