Fetch Lands into Shock Lands

[An Angry Fatman]

{marsh flats} into a {godless shrine} 3 life to come into play untapped correct?

[cltrn81]

Then play {thoughtseize} and go to 15 on T1 like a boss.

[Mr_Fahrenheit]

Then play {thoughtseize} and go to 15 on T1 like a boss.

I have lost count of how many times i have done this because i just couldnt help myself

[Munchlax]

In protean hulk I've hit 1 life on turn one before

[InfinitiveDivinity]

Then play {thoughtseize} and go to 15 on T1 like a boss.

Followed by a {Surgical Extraction} payed through life. I've literally done this XD.

It was more so fetch into {Watery Grave}, but it functions the same.

[particle]

Then play {thoughtseize} and go to 15 on T1 like a boss.

Followed by a {Surgical Extraction} payed through life. I've literally done this XD.

It was more so fetch into {Watery Grave}, but it functions the same.

throw some {gitaxian probes} in and you can play {death's shadow}.

[LinkCelestrial]

Then play {thoughtseize} and go to 15 on T1 like a boss.

Followed by a {Surgical Extraction} payed through life. I've literally done this XD.

It was more so fetch into {Watery Grave}, but it functions the same.

throw some {gitaxian probes} in and you can play {death's shadow}.

{Phyrexian Unlife}. Turn 2 GG?
Edit: Didn't realize it was a 3-drop. My apologies

{Simian Spirit Guide}.

{Thoughtsieze}, {Surgical Extraction}, {Gixtian Probe}, {Noxious Revival}, re-cast something. Plus fetch-shock you'd be at 7.

[Munchlax]

Then play {thoughtseize} and go to 15 on T1 like a boss.

Followed by a {Surgical Extraction} payed through life. I've literally done this XD.

It was more so fetch into {Watery Grave}, but it functions the same.

throw some {gitaxian probes} in and you can play {death's shadow}.

{Phyrexian Unlife}. Turn 2 GG?
Edit: Didn't realize it was a 3-drop. My apologies

{Simian Spirit Guide}.

{Thoughtsieze}, {Surgical Extraction}, {Gixtian Probe}, {Noxious Revival}, re-cast something. Plus fetch-shock you'd be at 7.

G probeX4 into {Street Wrath}X4 into fetch into untapped Shock into tapping the shock to gut shot yourself is a kill condition

[LinkCelestrial]

Then play {thoughtseize} and go to 15 on T1 like a boss.

Followed by a {Surgical Extraction} payed through life. I've literally done this XD.

It was more so fetch into {Watery Grave}, but it functions the same.

throw some {gitaxian probes} in and you can play {death's shadow}.

{Phyrexian Unlife}. Turn 2 GG?
Edit: Didn't realize it was a 3-drop. My apologies

{Simian Spirit Guide}.

{Thoughtsieze}, {Surgical Extraction}, {Gixtian Probe}, {Noxious Revival}, re-cast something. Plus fetch-shock you'd be at 7.

G probeX4 into {Street Wrath}X4 into fetch into untapped Shock into tapping the shock to gut shot yourself is a kill condition

I want to make this deck now.