I am a horrible person

[Munchlax]

i need a commander that is absolutely miserable to play against. I want to make a multiplayer deck I can take with me to random LGS's to play after a French tournament that makes everyone cry. My thoughts right now are {Gaddok Teeg} Hatebears and {Zo-Zu the Punisher} land Destruction

[MuggyWuggy]

Scion.

You can kill someone before t5

Combat damage is also so big with changing dragons and double strike that you eliminate players instantly.

[rarehuntertay]

 {Nekusar, the Mindrazer}
{Arcum Dagsson}... Make everything artifacts, drop  {Darksteel Forge}... Drop  {Nevinyrral's Disk}... Blow everything up except yours

[Munchlax]

Scion.

You can kill someone before t5

Combat damage is also so big with changing dragons and double strike that you eliminate players instantly.

Well that doesn't make a game miserable. It makes it fast.

I'm still leaning heavily towards a Gaddok Teeg deck as he really takes the fun out of EDH. He also creates a prison style board state till I am the only person actually doing anything

[griffin131]

{Jin-Gitaxis, the Core Augur} control?

[Kaalia with haste]

{Zur the enchanter} stax is brutal. Ask dimiroverlord about his {Derevi, empyrial technician} deck. We can also talk about {Edric, spymaster of trest} seeing as my favorite deck i own is my Edric deck. Or is this French because I think all of these are banned in French lol

[Spencer Addington]

If you want something that's brutal and annoying, go with dudecores oloro stax and tax

[Ekann1]

If you want something hilarious, annoying, and surprisingly good you can play {Ben Ben Akki hermit} force everything to attack and kill their stuff.

[Munchlax]

{Zur the enchanter} stax is brutal. Ask dimiroverlord about his {Derevi, empyrial technician} deck. We can also talk about {Edric, spymaster of trest} seeing as my favorite deck i own is my Edric deck. Or is this French because I think all of these are banned in French lol

It is not french

If you want something that's brutal and annoying, go with dudecores oloro stax and tax

I know his deck is brutal but I like the thought of an extensive amount of hate cards in {G}/{W} Hatebears with a general that kills combos

[Kaalia with haste]

{grand arbiter}. So many lockdown effects... So many... 😢

{grand arbiter augustin IV} it linked grand architect in yours.

[MuggyWuggy]

Scion.

You can kill someone before t5

Combat damage is also so big with changing dragons and double strike that you eliminate players instantly.

Well that doesn't make a game miserable. It makes it fast.

I'm still leaning heavily towards a Gaddok Teeg deck as he really takes the fun out of EDH. He also creates a prison style board state till I am the only person actually doing anything

Are you kidding, making it so people can play = miserable. If you play it out, you can mycosynth lattice and then steal someone's board.

"Go ahead, start playing with 7 in hand and no land"

Or nicol bolas their hand t4/5 depending on your ramp.

[Kaalia with haste]

{Zur the enchanter} stax is brutal. Ask dimiroverlord about his {Derevi, empyrial technician} deck. We can also talk about {Edric, spymaster of trest} seeing as my favorite deck i own is my Edric deck. Or is this French because I think all of these are banned in French lol

It is not french

If you want something that's brutal and annoying, go with dudecores oloro stax and tax

I know his deck is brutal but I like the thought of an extensive amount of hate cards in {G}/{W} Hatebears with a general that kills combos

Counterspells are the best hate bears

[Munchlax]

{Zur the enchanter} stax is brutal. Ask dimiroverlord about his {Derevi, empyrial technician} deck. We can also talk about {Edric, spymaster of trest} seeing as my favorite deck i own is my Edric deck. Or is this French because I think all of these are banned in French lol

It is not french

If you want something that's brutal and annoying, go with dudecores oloro stax and tax

I know his deck is brutal but I like the thought of an extensive amount of hate cards in {G}/{W} Hatebears with a general that kills combos

Counterspells are the best hate bears

You don't understand. I want to take the fun out of EDH for people at a tournament that I just dominated

[blackychan1]

{Zur the enchanter} stax is brutal. Ask dimiroverlord about his {Derevi, empyrial technician} deck. We can also talk about {Edric, spymaster of trest} seeing as my favorite deck i own is my Edric deck. Or is this French because I think all of these are banned in French lol

It is not french

If you want something that's brutal and annoying, go with dudecores oloro stax and tax

I know his deck is brutal but I like the thought of an extensive amount of hate cards in {G}/{W} Hatebears with a general that kills combos

Counterspells are the best hate bears

You don't understand. I want to take the fun out of EDH for people at a tournament that I just dominated

{oona, queen of the fae}? Put in all the extra turn cards and mill people slowly/ destroy their hands/ lock out the game?

[Kaalia with haste]

{Zur the enchanter} stax is brutal. Ask dimiroverlord about his {Derevi, empyrial technician} deck. We can also talk about {Edric, spymaster of trest} seeing as my favorite deck i own is my Edric deck. Or is this French because I think all of these are banned in French lol

It is not french

If you want something that's brutal and annoying, go with dudecores oloro stax and tax

I know his deck is brutal but I like the thought of an extensive amount of hate cards in {G}/{W} Hatebears with a general that kills combos

Counterspells are the best hate bears

You don't understand. I want to take the fun out of EDH for people at a tournament that I just dominated

Dude I understand the wanting to ruin peoples lives thing. Have you ever played against an Edric deck that is 1 mana flyers and cheap counterspells?