Dream Subtypes

[darkarts981]

How about industrictable wither persust and undying

Umm, overpowered a bit?

If we add it to The jester card.... Nope... Still underpowered.

Yeah, definitely

Give the thing Infect instead of Wither. That should get us closer

This idea should go in the broken cards topic!

[darkarts981]

Why don't we just say: Black Jester, King of IMTG has every abilities and keyword in ever created.

I like to call an ability like this Invince-ability! 😂😌😂😌😂

[1337m00nm4n]

Creature - Eldrazi Elf. Like a chiwowa-great dane mix.

[darkarts981]

Creature - Eldrazi Elf. Like a chiwowa-great dane mix.

Insect Titan

[BlackJester]

Why don't we just say: Black Jester, King of IMTG has every abilities and keyword in ever created.

I like to call an ability like this Invince-ability! 😂😌😂😌😂

Black Jester, King of IMTG is immortal (he has every ability possible and cannot die no matter what

While flattering, it just doesn't seem like a lot of fun.  Am I really just some lumbering {Progenitus} beat-stick?  Where's the fun in that?  I demand a suitable offering:

http://imtgapp.com/forum/index.php/topic,4589.0.html

[Chaosquirrel]

Squirrel ninja

[Coffee Vampire]

Creature - Coffee Vampire

[Fenster]

Creature Ætherling (subtype)
blue tribal with creatuere summoning and unsommoning properties.
Like
Æther Drake
UU3
Creature Ætherling Drake
2/3 Flying
Whenever Æther Drake deals combat damage to a player you may exile target creature from your hand, It gains suspend 2.
Whenever Æther drake deals damage to a creature Return that creature and Æther Drake to its owners hand.


Or something like that.

This example might be op but i think you get my point.

[Spikepit]

Creature - Jester

Black Jester, King of Imtg.
4BBBB
*/*
Black Jester is indestructible.
Protection from everything.
Black Jesters power and toughness are each equal to his number of posts on the IMTG forums.

Best. Card. Ever.

In reaction to this card, I cast:

Error Loading Page.        2BBBB

Sorcery

Players put their cards face down on the table, stand and leave the game as is. Players may not have access to the game for the undetermined duration of time it takes to forget what was happening in the game.

Once play resumes, shuffle Error Loading Page back into it's owner's library.

Then on top of the stack, I'd cast Desktop URL, but I won't go into that. 

But back on task now
I'd like to see God as a subtype. Aside from avatars I mean (I've always assumed they were MtG's versions?)

[darkarts981]

Another dream subtype - SuperMegaBadass

[Spikepit]

Creature - Jester

Black Jester, King of Imtg.
4BBBB
*/*
Black Jester is indestructible.
Protection from everything.
Black Jesters power and toughness are each equal to his number of posts on the IMTG forums.

Best. Card. Ever.

In reaction to this card, I cast:

Error Loading Page.        2BBBB

Sorcery

Players put their cards face down on the table, stand and leave the game as is. Players may not have access to the game for the undetermined duration of time it takes to forget what was happening in the game.

Once play resumes, shuffle Error Loading Page back into it's owner's library.

Then on top of the stack, I'd cast Desktop URL, but I won't go into that. 

But back on task now
I'd like to see God as a subtype. Aside from avatars I mean (I've always assumed they were MtG's versions?)

And by the time you come back, he'd be even more boss

That's coz he's one of the only other guys with a playset of Desktop URL. 😜