~CONTEST~ BlackJester Demands a Glorious Tribute

In honour of my sweetitude and gloriousity, I demand an offering worthy of The BlackJester!

I need my vanity placated, and I am looking for a card designed by you that is befitting a Jester.  It can be an improved Deranged Assistant, a useful minion to do my bidding (I go through a lot of these.  They're like Kleenex).  A delicious monster to obliterate those who oppose me.  Perhaps a shiny new toy to go with my Jester's Mask, Jester's Scepter, Jester's Cap, and for when I am enjoying taco's, Jester's Sombrero.
Or, if you think your skills are up to it, you could attempt to capture my brilliant essence as a Planeswalker.

Make it something fiendishly fun!  Making my opponents squirm in mental agony and uncertainty is far more delightful than just bashing their heads in.  Take a hint from some of my other playthings.   

Your efforts shall not go unrewarded, for I take care of things and people that amuse me.  To the one who manages to put a smile on this Jester (it's not as easy as you think), riches 💰and treasures 💎 beyond your wildest dreams shall be yours!  Either that, or some cards.  You know, whichever I'm in the mood to give.

Your card will receive the highest honor.  That is, to be featured in a combo/deck by yours truly.  You'll probably get some good karma from the deal, too.

However, the greatest gift is that you will be able to tell your friends and loved ones that you indeed were once deemed "acceptable" by the Fabulous BlackJester!  To prove this, since they will hardly believe it, I suppose I could send you my insignia* on some cards that I have laying around:

Cruel Ultimatum (Shards of Alara) FOIL
Ajani Vengeant DD Ajani vs. Nicol FOIL
Delver of Secrets (Innistrad) FOIL
Lingering Souls (Dark Ascention) FOIL
Inkmoth Nexus (Mirrodin Beseiged) Non-FOIL (Hey, what do you expect here?)
And best of all, I'll even give you the cap off my head
Jester's Cap (FtV: Relics) FOIL


You've got until Cinco de Mayo (May 5th) midnight (MST).  By then I'll be too sleepy from all the tacos and cervezas to care anymore.  Judging will be done be me, a panel of belligerent monkeys🐒, a table lamp, and Neil Patrick Harris.

Two weeks.  Do not disappoint.   👿

Your humble Jester. 😌

*insignia optional.  But how else will you prove it came from me?   
Contest not open to family, friends, or minions of BlackJester.  Or residents of Quebec.

Jester's Joke Book (5)

(3)tap: exile a card at random from target players hand at random.
(1)tap: you may cast an instant or sorcery card exiled by Jester's Joke Book as tho it were in your hand.
Flavor text
"Knock, Knock..." "Come in."

And are multiple entries excepted?

And are multiple entries excepted?

I won't decline multiple offerings, no.

Edit: And by no, I mean yes. Yes, you can submit multiple entries.

Yay! I love design contests.

Examples:

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Quote from: Alex2911 on April 22, 2012, 09:32:32 AM

BlackJester, Lord of IMTG
Planeswalker
Starts with five loyalty
+2 destroy target creature and target land
-3 Black Jester becomes a 9/9 Jester with intimidate until end of opponents next turn
-11 Exile all permanents, then return all permanents to the battlefield under your control. They all gain haste and flying. Then shuffle your graveyard back into your library.

I think this fits your profile quite well, Jester. Combine it with your avatar pic and it makes for an awesome card.

Don't forget the casting cost. It's not a complete card without one.

That might be a bit broken!! Oh, I haz an offering too!

jesters cap

That might be a bit broken!! Oh, I haz an offering too!

jesters cap
Yes this is not made up, I still however think it fits the power of a moderator!!

That might be a bit broken!! Oh, I haz an offering too!

jesters cap
Yes this is not made up, I still however think it fits the power of a moderator!!

Thanks, I'll put it with the rest of my caps.

Quote from: darkarts981 on April 22, 2012, 11:18:58 AM

That might be a bit broken!! Oh, I haz an offering too!

jesters cap

It's not broken.... It's for Jester. It can't be broken if its Jester

😂 you dont have to give me pre-broken toys. Let me break them myself. 👍

Quote from: Alex2911 on April 22, 2012, 11:27:55 AM

Quote from: darkarts981 on April 22, 2012, 11:18:58 AM

That might be a bit broken!! Oh, I haz an offering too!

jesters cap

It's not broken.... It's for Jester. It can't be broken if its Jester

😂 you dont have to give me pre-broken toys. Let me break them myself. 👍

Ahh, I see

Black Jester, Combo Savant    2UU

Planeswalker- Black Jester

+1: Look at the top five cards of your library and put a card into your hand that combos with another card in your hands. Put the rest on the bottom of your library.

-2: You may play the second spell in a combo or use a second activated ability in a combo without paying its casting cost until the end of turn.

-6: You get an emblem saying "Opponents cannot cast more than one spell or pay for more than one activated ability per turn." and another saying "Lands you control are indestructible"

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Black Jester, Combo Savant    2UU

Planeswalker- Black Jester

+1: Look at the top five cards of your library and put a card into your hand that combos with another card in your hands. Put the rest on the bottom of your library.

-2: You may play the second spell in a combo or use a second activated ability in a combo without paying its casting cost until the end of turn.

-6: You get an emblem saying "Opponents cannot cast more than one spell or pay for more than one activated ability per turn." and another saying "Lands you control are indestructible"

                                     3

I was trying my hardest to make it dual coloured, but the closet I came was W (with the idea of protecting ones self and banding your cards together). I thought I saw R in there somewhere but couldn't quite make it stick.

👍 Then he's the only Comb-er in the game (on the whole anyway).

Jester's Rules
3B
Sorcery

Reword any given rule or ability. This effect is permanent.

Gotcha - When a player misinterprets a rule or breaks a rule, you can say "Jester'd" and return Jester's Rules to your hand.

I'm feeling a little unhinged is relevant to the style of a Jester. Mean and amusing.