Girls

[Thetrufflehunter]

That is all. Magestic creatures. Also fickle.

[Mattao19]

To deal with them use {Vedalken Shackles}

[Mattao19]

Then use {Ajani Vengeant} to tap her {Breeding Pool}

[Thetrufflehunter]

Then use {Ajani Vengeant} to tap her {Breeding Pool}

Fckingawdammit!  It's {hallowed fountain}!  Get it right!

They all work. Overgrown tomb, blood crypt, sacred foundry, godless shrine.

[Anoobass]

Stomping ground?  I'm sorry but I treat my woman with respect.

[MuggyWuggy]

I love em. I love em good.

[Thetrufflehunter]

Stomping ground?  I'm sorry but I treat my woman with respect.

I didn't day they all work well

[Wingnut]

Stomping ground?  I'm sorry but I treat my woman with respect.

Give yourself a divorce, that'll go away.

[Gorzo]

So here's the thing. We all know that the cliché "men are from Mars,  women are from Venus."

Mars is a cold, boring, and predictable rock that everyone seems really interested in for no good reason. Sounds like a lot of guys I know.

Venus is a volatile, constantly erupting environment  that melts all of the rovers we send to it for information. Sounds like a few women I've dated.


Also, girls have cooties.

[Munchlax]

But Ya know, sometimes they're like Pluto.
Cold and Desolate and everyone says they're not a planet even though they're as big as one

[Kaworu, the Fifth Child]

Oh my .loving. god I literally can't get of the floor I'm laughing so hard

[rarehuntertay]

 {Flames of the Blood Hand}
Nuff said... Yuck
Or,
{Sower of Temptation}
Cause you know, they always tempting you...

[Kaworu, the Fifth Child]

Maybe you just dive in with your {Rod of Ruin}.

[LinkCelestrial]

The maturity show in this thread...

...but I can't lie, I laughed.