Funny REAL news stories

[MuggyWuggy]

"Quadruple Amputee on the loose for suspected murder of his parents.
Police warns others that this man is armed and dangerous"

Link:

abc7.la/1tEjvg1

[MuggyWuggy]

"Gordan Ramsay's dwarf porn double found dead in badger den."

http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/09/gordon-ramsay-dwarf-porn-double-found-dead-badger-set/

(Oldie but goodie)

[Silent1236]

"Gordan Ramsay's dwarf porn double found dead in badger den."

http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/09/gordon-ramsay-dwarf-porn-double-found-dead-badger-set/

(Oldie but goodie)

"star of X-rated movie Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your A**e We Go"

Holy .poo. that got me good.

[Temur_Tendency]

"Man fights off 12 policemen at once whilst masturbating"

[Gorzo]

"Man fights off 12 policemen at once whilst masturbating"

Lol I heard about this one. The headline I saw referred to it as a "masturbatory rampage"

[Kareason]

And here I thought you were going to point to a local story for me about the woman wearing the "I love crystal meth" shirt that was busted for, shock and awe, selling/possessing crystal meth. 

[MuggyWuggy]

Links people

[Temur_Tendency]

"Man fights off 12 policemen at once whilst masturbating"

Lol I heard about this one. The headline I saw referred to it as a "masturbatory rampage"

Insert anchorman quote- "im not even mad, thats amazing"

[Kareason]

To appease the mighty Llama.

http://m.wlky.com/news/police-woman-wearing-i-love-crystal-meth-shirt-busted-with-meth/29635522

[Anoobass]

One of my favorites cause I would do something like this:

Quote from man stabbed.
"What are you gunna do?  Stab me?"

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-awful-stories-you-shouldnt-laugh-at-but-probably-will/

[MuggyWuggy]

To appease the mighty Llama.

http://m.wlky.com/news/police-woman-wearing-i-love-crystal-meth-shirt-busted-with-meth/29635522

I'm no llama

[Kareason]

To appease the mighty Llama.

http://m.wlky.com/news/police-woman-wearing-i-love-crystal-meth-shirt-busted-with-meth/29635522

I'm no llama

My apologizes. This is what I get for reading posts quickly at work. Sorry Muggy.

[cltrn81]

Woman stabs husband with squirell for not buying beer.

Serves him right!
http://m.live5news.com/live5news/pm_/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=od:PWH7E9Hs

[MuggyWuggy]

Woman stabs husband with squirell for not buying beer.

Serves him right!
http://m.live5news.com/live5news/pm_/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=od:PWH7E9Hs

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[Almosteric]

More  from the {Squirrel nest}

Headline:

Squirrel-Cooking Couple Sued For $2 Million

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/5091801