Roll To Dodge: Zombies

[LinkCelestrial]

Popper: Stomps on that zombie head like a boss. +1 kill. He then pulls out his shotgun and runs into the building.

Inside there's another row of sliding glass doors, open. Popper hears a zombie growl-scream. He sees Gorzo, and, oh dear me what is that thing? It's tall, about eight feet. It's definitely zombie in nature but it looks like Mr Hyde or perhaps the Hulk. In its hands is an ALMIGHTY BANHAMMER!  Popper can hear Gorzo saying something, he's not sure what, before the thing smashes him with the ALMIGHTY BANHAMMER! In a flash of blinding light, Gorzo is gone. The thing then turns its attention to Popper.

"Braaaains." It moans, stepping towards our LAST MAN STANDING? Taysby is nowhere to be seen!

[Popper23345]

"GOOORRZZZZZOOOO"
(Tear)
(Activate super awesome zombie
Slaying awesome mode)
"I must...avenge...GORZOO"
*shoots at the zombie*
*reloads*
*shoots at the zombie again*

[Popper23345]

Btw, you didn't update my kill counter

*sniffle* poor gorzo

[LinkCelestrial]

Popper: *BANG BANG* *CHUK CHUK* *BANG BANG* the shots catch the zombie in the chest and cause it to somewhat lose its footing, but it keeps coming.

Riotr Zombie: Continues towards Popper, dragging its hammer along with it. If it gets any closer it's gonna swing...

Noises are heard from within the store. All of them most likely zombie in origin. Except for a cat meowing, not clear on that one.

[Popper23345]

"Holy ballsack, this thing is beeFY"
*backs up a bit*
*reloads*
*shoots toward the upper half of le zombabe (ie throat/neck/head)

[Ekann1]

Popper: *BANG BANG* *CHUK CHUK* *BANG BANG* the shots catch the zombie in the chest and cause it to somewhat lose its footing, but it keeps coming.

Riotr Zombie: Continues towards Popper, dragging its hammer along with it. If it gets any closer it's gonna swing...

Noises are heard from within the store. All of them most likely zombie in origin. Except for a cat meowing, not clear on that one.

ZOMBIE CAT!

[LinkCelestrial]

Popper: Backs up a fair distance, just inside the sliding doors. *BANG BANG*. He catches the zombie in the neck, and its head looks like it's falling off. But it keeps coming.

Riotr Zombie: A sudden burst of speed! It's in rage mode! *smack* *Riotr Zombie's head rolls on the floor* It hit its head on the roof. It's decapitated but still alive. Er, undead. The head part, at least.

Three zombies spring onto the scene!

[the_intelligentleman]

(lol im dying this is great)

[Popper23345]

(Just to clarify, the "Riotr" zombie is decapitated, still alive , and now there are THREE MORE?

Care adding another survivor w/ grenades or something? XD)

"OmiLANTA!  How is he still alive! Er...undead......"

*hits jumbo Zimbabwe with baseball bat (so he loses balance)*
*swings toward the other 3 Zomyzomyzombies*
*swings toward the other 3 zombabes again*

[Popper23345]

How'd I do?

[LinkCelestrial]

Three more AVERAGE JOE zombies. Not the Riotr. xD My bad. I hope I read your actions right. . .

Popper: *SMACK* He hits the Riotr zombie's still standing body. It goes down, landing on its own head with a crunch. +1 kill. Popper then swings his bat at the three approaching zombies. T-T-T-TRIPLE KILL! (That +1 on your bat rolls from earlier is paying off.) +3 kills!

Popper sees that he's by the checkouts. There's a bathroom, Customer Service desk and Employee access area off to the left. Straight ahead is clothing. Next to that is food and household items. At the back is Electronics. To the right of household is toys, and beside that is sporting goods and car stuff.

It's quite clear that there are more zombies in the building working towards him, but Popper isn't sure where they're coming from. And another meow?

[Popper23345]

"Woah...i did it, I mean....TAKE THAT ZOMBIT*HES! "
(I don't think my guy has to use the restroom at all [at least not anymore])
*goes to the clothing department*
*grabs a pair of very, very badass glasses*
(Ammo on my shotgun?)
*heads back to electronics area*
Let's ( o . o ) > --◾️-◾️-- // ( ◾️-◾️ ) do this

[LinkCelestrial]

Popper: Goes to the clothing department. He finds himself a pair of ultra badass sunglasses and a jet black overcoat with a "this just got real" flourish. He then makes his way to the electronics area. And it's pretty much empty, looks like somebody ran off with pretty much everything. Except for a cat, sitting on the counter by the till.

Cat: Looks at Popper and licks its paw. "Mrrrow?"

Note: Popper now has +1 to all feats of badassery.

[Popper23345]

Popper: Goes to the clothing department. He finds himself a pair of ultra badass sunglasses and a jet black overcoat with a "this just got real" flourish. He then makes his way to the electronics area. And it's pretty much empty, looks like somebody ran off with pretty much everything. Except for a cat, sitting on the counter by the till.

Cat: Looks at Popper and licks its paw. "Mrrrow?"

Note: Popper now has +1 to all feats of badassery.

"Aw, is the wittle kitty hungwy? I'll be right back kitteh"

*finds food*
*Returns to cat*
*feeds cat

"Befriends kitty? "

[LinkCelestrial]

Popper: Makes very un-badass "isn't it cute" noises and runs off to go get food. Right into a zombie. The good news is he can see the cat food from where he is. The bad news is that there are three zombies between him and it.