Roll To Dodge: Zombies

[LinkCelestrial]

Hold up, I don't want a card, I wanted my spiky spikey shadows!

Read the I haz clause of signing up. If you'd like something that actually exists lemme know.

Shadows exist.

And, Father would disagree with you, but he's dead.

That better?

[Kaworu, the Fifth Child]

Hold up, I don't want a card, I wanted my spiky spikey shadows!

Read the I haz clause of signing up. If you'd like something that actually exists lemme know.

Shadows exist.

And, Father would disagree with you, but he's dead.

That better?

Only if the shadow is controllable and spikey spikey with a bunch of mouths.

[LinkCelestrial]

Hold up, I don't want a card, I wanted my spiky spikey shadows!

Read the I haz clause of signing up. If you'd like something that actually exists lemme know.

Shadows exist.

And, Father would disagree with you, but he's dead.

That better?

Only if the shadow is controllable and spikey spikey with a bunch of mouths.

Adding magical powers will make this game a lot less interesting. No.

[Kaworu, the Fifth Child]

Hold up, I don't want a card, I wanted my spiky spikey shadows!

Read the I haz clause of signing up. If you'd like something that actually exists lemme know.

Shadows exist.

And, Father would disagree with you, but he's dead.

That better?

Only if the shadow is controllable and spikey spikey with a bunch of mouths.

Adding magical powers will make this game a lot less interesting. No.

😪 give me...   A bodyguard. Trained.

[LinkCelestrial]

Hold up, I don't want a card, I wanted my spiky spikey shadows!

Read the I haz clause of signing up. If you'd like something that actually exists lemme know.

Shadows exist.

And, Father would disagree with you, but he's dead.

That better?

Only if the shadow is controllable and spikey spikey with a bunch of mouths.

Adding magical powers will make this game a lot less interesting. No.

😪 give me...   A bodyguard. Trained.

Be serious or get out.

[Kaworu, the Fifth Child]

Hold up, I don't want a card, I wanted my spiky spikey shadows!

Read the I haz clause of signing up. If you'd like something that actually exists lemme know.

Shadows exist.

And, Father would disagree with you, but he's dead.

That better?

Only if the shadow is controllable and spikey spikey with a bunch of mouths.

Adding magical powers will make this game a lot less interesting. No.

😪 give me...   A bodyguard. Trained.

Be serious or get out.

Woah man. How about... Sniper rifle with scope and a bunch of ammo?

[LinkCelestrial]

Hold up, I don't want a card, I wanted my spiky spikey shadows!

Read the I haz clause of signing up. If you'd like something that actually exists lemme know.

Shadows exist.

And, Father would disagree with you, but he's dead.

That better?

Only if the shadow is controllable and spikey spikey with a bunch of mouths.

Adding magical powers will make this game a lot less interesting. No.

😪 give me...   A bodyguard. Trained.

Be serious or get out.

Woah man. How about... Sniper rifle with scope and a bunch of ammo?

Any preference to model?

[Kaworu, the Fifth Child]

Hold up, I don't want a card, I wanted my spiky spikey shadows!

Read the I haz clause of signing up. If you'd like something that actually exists lemme know.

Shadows exist.

And, Father would disagree with you, but he's dead.

That better?

Only if the shadow is controllable and spikey spikey with a bunch of mouths.

Adding magical powers will make this game a lot less interesting. No.

😪 give me...   A bodyguard. Trained.

Be serious or get out.

Woah man. How about... Sniper rifle with scope and a bunch of ammo?

Any preference to model?

Whatever's most effective? I don't really shoot.

[Popper23345]

" I'd be willing to take that car off your hands, however, I'm broke.  But we could find some pretty useful weapons if we disassemble that hunk-a-junk "

[Gorzo]

"Not a bad idea. We might need it for shelter unless we can find a safer place to rest, though. At least before we totally scrap it."

*searches the trunk* (sure, it's my car, but maybe I left something helpful in there that I forgot about lol)

[Ekann1]

" I'd be willing to take that car off your hands, however, I'm broke.  But we could find some pretty useful weapons if we disassemble that hunk-a-junk "

(A random spectator wonders how being broke matters during a zombie apocalypse. No one smart will take money)

[Popper23345]

" I'd be willing to take that car off your hands, however, I'm broke.  But we could find some pretty useful weapons if we disassemble that hunk-a-junk "

(A random spectator wonders how being broke matters during a zombie apocalypse. No one smart will take money)

('twas a joke)

"Usually I keep an umbrella In my trunk, see if there's one in there.  And, by chance, do you happen to be a golfer...?"
(You know, because golfers would have golf clubs in there trunk)

[Kaworu, the Fifth Child]

" I'd be willing to take that car off your hands, however, I'm broke.  But we could find some pretty useful weapons if we disassemble that hunk-a-junk "

(A random spectator wonders how being broke matters during a zombie apocalypse. No one smart will take money)

That's why you go to a stable form of currency, gold...

Nobody needs currency in a zombie apocolypse!

[Ekann1]

" I'd be willing to take that car off your hands, however, I'm broke.  But we could find some pretty useful weapons if we disassemble that hunk-a-junk "

(A random spectator wonders how being broke matters during a zombie apocalypse. No one smart will take money)

That's why you go to a stable form of currency, gold...

(Lol.... Those 1 gram packages are perfectly bite sized for when you get hungry....)

*back on topic, continue surviving people*

[LinkCelestrial]

Here we go.

Taysby: Reads his axe "sharp as a hatchet only bigger". He then looks around. To the north the road leads out of town. To the east is housing. To the south downtown. To the west what appears to be shopping areas, including a smashed out bakery.

Gorzo: he tries to look around but instead zones out on the smashed radio, entertaining thoughts of what could have happened. He then looks around for his car and remembers that it's a little ways out of town.

Popper: talks a lot.