Bang a planeswalker

[Stromack]

So you have the option of banging a planeswalker. Who do you choose and why?

Definitely kiora. She'd probably lay there like a fish though (rimshot)

[jonrox3]

Stop.

[Stromack]

Stop.

In the name of love.

[Ptsgpbk]

Chandra because she is hot

[jonrox3]

Stop.

In the name of love.

Before you break my heart.

[Ptsgpbk]

Or Nissa, this would explain why I want her so bad and have a poster of her

[Mattao19]

{Lili of the Veil} bc dammmmuuuuuuummmm lol

[Mlerner12]

Chandra because she is hot

"Hey, baby, do you always smoke when you make love?"

{Lili of the Veil} bc dammmmuuuuuuummmm lol

Don't forget, what's under there is a 200-year old heavily tattooed necromage.

Definitely kiora. She'd probably lay there like a fish though (rimshot)

Fishes flop around out of water until they die.

This is a hard one....

BAD AGRUS.

I'd like to point out im a 13 year old male, and this conversation thoroughly disturbs me.

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

This is a hard one....I'd probably have to say Chandra because of that Game Day mat art.

[jonrox3]

Seriously please... stop.... I feel weak... I cannot... stop... this.

[LadyGrixis]

Jaya because she is cute and feisty....
Or elspeth because she has her priorities in the right places and in my mind she seems the least weird...


(Waiting for LG's Venser/Sorin drool post)

OMG VENSER -mega swoon- WHY DID HE HAVE TO DIE?! -depressed-

[LadyGrixis]

garruk, because bestiality.  *insert trollface here*

The only options for guys are chanra and liliana.  Vraska is, eww.  Elspeth is too holy for it to be consentual.  And tamiyo, yeah, that's not going to happen.

You forgot Nissa, Kiora and........dare I say, Ashiok (wtf is this thing?!).

[Silent1236]

I read the title to this as "Being a Planeswalker."  Man was I surprised.

[rarehuntertay]

You mean one of these?

[Mattao19]

I know PWs aren't supposed to tap but ... I'd tap all dem!!!