Addictive and Useless (MtG)

[darkarts981]

What are some really fun plays you could make, or have made that get you nowhere whatsoever in a game of MtG, but either are really fun or funny to you, or annoy the f*** out of your opponent!! Post them here!!

[Rass]

What are some really fun plays you could make, or have made that get you nowhere whatsoever in a game of MtG, but either are really fun or funny to you, or annoy the f*** out of your opponent!! Post them here!!

Stasis

[Piotr]

Stasis

How true :D

[1337m00nm4n]

Kiki-kiki uses elexirs of immortality when I'm about to mill him to death over the phone, then as I do it a second time he tells me he never had one. (rage comics thread) :P

[Richardalcala]

I had {call to the grave} out against my freind and his g/b deck and he was having to sac some fatties. Needless to say I won. Then some games later I had {endless ranks of the dead} when I took em out for the win I had 18 2/2 zombies on the board. So much fun but so mean at the same time.

[Imdowd80]

{scrambleverse}

[Sevenfold]

Me and my friends would play a casual game where you could have as many copys of any card in one deck. So i would make a deck of 40 {mana leak}s.
Needless to say we dnt play games like this anymore.

[BlackJester]

Me and my friends would play a casual game where you could have as many copys of any card in one deck. So i would make a deck of 40 {mana leak}s.
Needless to say we dnt play games like this anymore.

That's a h00t!  I'd have played 40 {Surging Flames}. 👿*EVIL*

[Sevenfold]

We also had a freind that had one of the best mill decks and town nowone said he could be beat. So i made a 300 card deck. Yeah he nvr wanted to play against me again

[BlackJester]

We also had a freind that had one of the best mill decks and town nowone said he could be beat. So i made a 300 card deck. Yeah he nvr wanted to play against me again

Mill loses to: Dredge, Reanimator, one or two {Kozilek, Butcher of Truth} or similar, or {Gaea's Blessing}. And of course, massive decks.

[Jake, Fart Sculptor]

In edh, I'll {genesis wave} for like 20 then play {warp worlds}

[cltrn81]

Token spamming then {mass Polymorph} with nothing but big fatties in the deck.

[Elitehalo360]

I've seen a {warp world} into a {warp world} then a {karn liberated}  ulty cracked

[Coffee Vampire]

When facing an eldrazi ramp deck I had a {Suture Priest} and a {Blood Seeker} out. I just waited for him to cast a 12/12 eldrazi then BAM {Mercy Killing}.

[cltrn81]

When facing an eldrazi ramp deck I had a {Suture Priest} and a {Blood Seeker} out. I just waited for him to cast a 12/12 eldrazi then BAM {Mercy Killing}.

Ohhh that sux....for him.  I would applaud you for that if it was done to me.